>Walk in room
>See pic related
>She says "Sperme dans ma bouche s'il vous plaît et merci. Aussi, je tiens à le prendre dans le cul, faisons-le dans la prochaine heure ou deux."
>You've never even met her
What do?
Read shitpost threads
>>52053292
post about it on 4chan
I dont know French, but due to the linguistic similarity I figure she is asking for my cum in her mouth.
>>52053360
>t.
>>52053292
Throw her a Koran and back away slowly
>>52053292
>nose ring
>bad teeth
>bangs
Run and tell the lads on 4chan I finally talked to a girl
>>52053292
"Éjacule dans ma bouche, s'il te plaît. Et je tiens à ce que tu me sodomises pendant les deux prochaines heures."
Slap her face and correct her.
She's speaking in tongues. Clearly a mark of daemonic possession.
There's no choice. Only the purifying light of the pyre can cleanse her soul.
TA GULE, suis ma bite fils de pute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO_1dEOkb_U
>>52053292
>why you're talking in french you aussie bitch
le kanker fuck off reddit
>>52053292
do what she asked me to do
>nose ring
>bad teeth
No thanks
>>52054360
That stuff just adds to her charm, man... what kind of faggot would reject her on the basis of a simple nose ring and "bad teeth"?
*unzips dick*
>>52054620
a homosexual
>>52053448
>american """"""teeth""""""
>>52054620
The kind that can do much better my friend
Nose rings look bad anyways
>>52055260
So you mean men that like other men
>>52053292
what does the second sentence mean? I know the first is something like "cum in my mouth if you please" but I have no clue about the second
>>52055489
This... Can any fluent French speaker just translate the whole thing?
>>52053292
Well, if you insist...
>>52054678
How do you "unzip" a dick?
There is no zipper, at least not one that I've found... and this is coming from someone who's owned a dick for about 20 years.
>>52053292
"Putain de merde, parle mieux français grosse salope"
>>52055429
Well, penises are aesthetically pleasing to look at
>>52053292
Loquere in linguam verum, moecha degener. Consortionem virum malo, sed hic foeditatem tuam neextenuat.
>>52057463
Oui, je suis un sale pute qui doit être puni et éduqués. Voulez-vous me éclairer de connaissances et de votre pénis?
