>Australia couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Canada in a week
TOP KEK MOOSESHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Australians are ITCHING for a war with Canada. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Canadian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the muslims and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY mooseshit they see. When Australia is done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it.
>>52052977
>>52053093
hello reddit!
>>52052977
Fuck FINALLY we get kill those fucking retarded Aussies.
>mfw australia spends more on our military than canada
>canada doesn't have any attack helicopters
>canada doesn't have any LHDs
>canada wasn't in iraq, vietnam, korea, etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y1dqrjzoPI
>>52053093
leave our hat alone
>>52053219
>this is the average canadian
How about no.
>tfw no more f-35's
T-thanks weedman , b-blaze a blunt right?
CANKUCKS BTFO!!!
http://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-comparison-detail.asp?form=form&country1=australia&country2=canada&Submit=COMPARE
>>52053433
>attack helicopters
>0
You can banter Anglo Canadians to death, but you can't defeat Québécois !
![1339070701102[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aoXRGr1.jpg "1339070701102[1].jpg")
>>52053716
>>52052977
I really don't understand this meme about some sort of hate between Australia and Canada.
>>52053716
Why is France so cringe brosephs?
Also Australians are twinks t.bh
>>52053849
>Why is France so cringe brosephs?
Hello Reddit!
>>52052977
Trying too hard.
>>52053828
>>52053828
Just two irrelevant countries trying to feel important
>>52053896
>>52053644
That's because they're shills and they know they don't need a modernized military because we'll inevitably cover their asses in the events of anything
>>52054013
>canadians will reinvest the money they would have spent on a competent military on social infrastructure, and then feel smug against americans because they're having to cover their arse
>>52053784
wot
>>52053849
wot
>>52053890
wot
>>52054013
>shills
Why would you go and misuse a word like that?
>>52054057
*smiles smugly*
Moral superiority, Ausfailia
>>52052977
>australia lands in hongcouver
>mfw chinese immediately move in and annex Australia to defend their investements in canada
china greatest overlord gas the wogs race war now
you can't even beat cats let alone emus
>Australian Government LITERALLY uses Canada as a worst case scenario for our military future
you can't make this shit up
>>52054104
Would you prefer the term "Jews"? Go buy a battleship.
>>52054177
t. Hwong
>>52054191
>2/3 the population
>4/3 the military budget
>>52054220
>proud of wasting money on a defence force when no one would bother conquering the convict island
>>52054302
>proud of relying on a foreign country to defend you
CUSHY
CANADIAN
EXISTENCE
SMALL
CANADIAN
BUDGETS
>>52054191
how much of that is dedicated to appeasing the kangaroos so they don't form a pact with the emus
>>52054302
India is right next to them, and when they become a superpower, we know who their first victim will be.
NON-EXISTENT
CANADIAN
HELICOPTERS
>There wouldn't be a square meter of Canadian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire
Jokes on you faggot, we still have 99% of the country left
>>52054352
Sanitary conditions?
Our military really sucks.Thankfully, we're good friends with strong countries haha :)
>>52054387
What did this poster mean by this?
>>52052977
>There wouldn't be a square meter of Canadian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire
But what would actually be different after you bombarded it?
>>52054429
It's a copypasta
video VERY related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JRqK2dFQCg
>>52052977
>67kb
Gosh, if this thread gets any bigger I'll have to fax it to you m8
