itt: we pretend its 1865
>"""""""""""""""""empire""""""""""""""" of mexico
>The city of Abraham Lincoln
guten tag mein freunden
ist sehr gut day in der osterreich empire
>>52051585
>be european
>get shot
>get invaded
>get keked by muslims
>get conscripted
>decide to own up to your inferiority
>drown in boat trying to come to the new world
>"""""""""""""""""empire""""""""""""""" of mexico
got scurvy again lads
>tfw the year when based Leopold II came to power
it's a good year lads
FUCKING PRUSSIANS I SWEAR
Now that that damn war is over, let's build a railroad out to California and shoot some Injuns.
just got off my 17 hour shift lads
>>52051921
its LITTERALLY nothing but desart
>>52051921
>hobble back to my home town with a stump where my leg used to be
>my house got burned down and all my belongings stolen by Lincoln's hired thugs
Oh well, I'll just take out my anger on the first nigger that happens by.
>the South
>pwned
Pick both.
>The """"""""Province""""""""" of Canada
Fuck lads, we really need to get our shit together and make a country or something. Let's get those Maritime losers to join us too. Also, maybe not being directly ruled by Britain will finally shut Quebec the fuck up, r-right?
>>52052067
lol keked by sherman
i hope you never get to vote again
dear fucking diary they haven't even invented antivenom yet and you'll never guess where i'm going
Hear the war is over, just wondering when we'll finish killing off these damn indians.
Heard some horror stories about them from the Dakotas.
>>52052098
>be Confederate
>get Sherman'd
Holy shit how can one man be so based
>large population growth
>finally free
>industry has started to grow
>comfy autonomy
Just another day of working for the good ol' Hudson's Bay Company.
Heard some rumors from the east about Canada and the Maritimes confederating into one nation. Might be cool, I guess.
i really dont think that this "communist manifestio" thing is going to make a difference
![mentos[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oaQ08IU.jpg "mentos[1].jpg")
>Another day of rusification
>Everyone still speaks polish
Them Union boys sure have a big army.
Hope they don't start marching North again, I don't think we'll be able to stop them this time
>>52051585
haha ;__;
>>52052344
>rusification
Stop it with those conspiracy theories, Russia is great
>NYC is 98% white
>irish
Time to fuck off from Mexico, frogs.
>the south
Get out of my land you filthy Paraguayans, we are going to beat you out of existance.
>>52051585
>PORTUSHIT
>mfw Irish lad fresh off the boat
Come at me, ye' feckin' Yanks.
>>52052608
>Irish in German territory
Why aren't you with your brothers in Masshole?
>>52052608
fucking immigrants
>>52052608
Too bad the war's over or we'd draft your ass like we did with your cousin Seamus who's now taking a dirt nap outside Atlanta.
>>52052660
oh fuck wrong thread forgot theme shit shitshitshitshtitistt
>>52052608
>>52052660
>get lynched
>>52052608
Fucking micks
>>52052608
GO AWAY WE DONT HAVE ANY FUCKING POTATAHS
Stop playing around Pekka, I will beat the shit out of you once we finish this fieldwork.
>role playing
>>52052846
>nigger forgetting his place
Gonna get my rope ready
>>52052660
Because I'm going to woo one of them Pennsylvania German girls, lad.
>>52052662
Daily reminder that American women LOVE the BIG IRISH COCK
>>52052693
Too bad I'm going to take your job in the factory.
>>52052767
>be Northerner
> witness your wife kek you with former Southern slaves
>>52052774
Fucking yanks
>>52052819
I'm not here for 'tatoes, I'm here for your job. I'm even willing to work for less than you ever would.
Lets go outside and fight like men.
>be soldier stationed in some shithole fucking their exotic qts while my boy slaves protect me from the sun with fancy umbrellas
thanks uncle able and wonderful sherman for destroying the disgusting southerners
>>52052912
Top kek i plan on ducking your sisters as they clean my house and beating you when you don't work fast enough in my factory
Guys I have a bit of a cold
>>52052608
No irish allowed in our factories mick
Ciao, I just arrive here from Milan
What to do now? I have a train ticket and a flag of my beautiful Alessandra
>>52052912
>woo one of them Pennsylvania German girls, lad.
Amish are religious zealots stuck in the 18th century and many don't even speak English.
Finally back to glorious empire, I sure hope we won't turn into a gay republic again
Fucking Austrians man
