Average British upper class neighbourhood
>brits literally live like rats
Looks comfy, would live in
>>52051384
>upper class
That's an apartment complex. That's middle class at best.
>>52051384
They're like the house version of commieblocks
Pommieblocks
>>52051428
Your houses looks exactly the same, you silly bogtrotting bugger.
>>New buids
>>52051384
Looks like when I went to Barford, that's middle class at best indeed.
>>52051384
>>52051428
>>52051479
not their fault for having a small country
boring architecture, boring weather, boring landscape, boring culture
how do they live there?
>>52051384
If they are upper class why do they drive cheap cars?
>>52051479
they're small houses, not really 'apartments' as I understand it
but yeah, lower middle class
>>52051384
>upper class
not really m8
>>52051384
>starter homes
>upper class
Upper class looks more like this, at least.
>>52051521
This is an average house, nobody lives in those pathetic brick sheds you call houses
Average British middle class house
>>52051510
>Pommieblocks
lel
>>52051626
>brit upper class house is just an average house anybody would have here
>muh empire
>>52051671
sad thing is in london it would cost about a million quid
>>52051626
This, upper class houses cost at least £500k and are usually separated from the plebs, unless they're in London
>>52051633
Care to explain or are you just going to project again?
>>52051761
>Thats 50 years wages for the average brit who could never afford it
why do you live in walltowall houses made out of bricks??
>>52051529
New builds are great.
Normally look alright, if they're from the past decade, and are often cheap.
Pic related.
>>52051884
>dublin
>>52051671
there is literally nothing wrong with this, unless you're some kind of pissy new worlder who would prefer your houses to look pretty rather than be of good quality
>>52051884
Ahahahhahahhahahahahahaha
>Ireland
They cannot even use the space argument, either, because no one fucking moves to that shithole, and half of them were genocided (ahahahahah) in the past few hundred years, so they've got plenty of space for so few people.
>>52051898
looks cozy af desu
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56352404.html
>>52051898
1. space
2. we have more clay than wood
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-52198117.html
>>52052017
>£95k
>in a semi-relevant area
fuck me, that might look like shit from the outside, but it's still a bargain
>>52051384
>'Allo Harry
>G'day guvahnah
cUcks
>>52052023
depressing
humans need space
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-37474059.html
>>52052060
Its a fucking coal shed m8
>>52052096
>Its a fucking coal shed m8
It's a 3 bedroom house m8, hardly a shed.
>>52051931
You make it too easy, I can literally street view anywhere in Ireland and it will be nothing but so-called "pathetic brick sheds". You are West Britain after all.
>>52052017
>>52052053
>>52052096
I've got a nice read for you here, Paddy. It'll keep you from embarrassing yourself in the future.
http://www.lifescript.com/well-being/articles/p/psychological_projection_dealing_with_undesirable_emotions.aspx
>>52052060
>>52052017
>*SHARED OWNERSHIP* Connells are delighted to offer to the market this THREE bedroom detached property in the popular area of Crownhill. Offered on a 30% share basis and comprising;
hate to burst your bubble m8, but that £95k only gets you 30% of the house
>>52052071
well one reason for the lack of space is the 'green belt' which prevents large towns and cities from sprawling. So we get small houses but keep the countryside. You have to make compromises when you live on a crowded island.
>britcramps
Irish """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""housing""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-51270778.html
>90,000
>>52052143
Only plebs live in towns
>>52052071
Living in UK truly is suffering. We could do with another black death to wipe out half the population desu
>>52052096
ur mum's a coal shed
>>52052185
looks nice desu
>doing a semester abroad in bongland
>get to take my exams in december
>all the full-time students have to take exams for both semester in april
>bongs have to take exams for subjects they haven't used in 4 months, and haven't been able to study because they're busy with their new classes
>bongs have to take 8+ exams in a single month
>>52052224
rude tee bee haich
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-52349908.html
best one yet
>>52051384
How can they compete?
>>52052181
why don't you expand into ireland?
they're only 6 million
>>52052203
>http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-51270778.html
comfy as fuck, would live in/10
>>52052185
this is considered upper class in great shitain
>>52052273
>120000 pounds for a fucking garagr
THESE STATEMENTS CANNOT BE FORGED
>>52051384
>google image search
>american lower middle class house
>first result, pic related
Top fucking kek.
>>52052203
What's the excuse this time?
>>52052304
Thats a property, not a garage friend
>>52052290
I think we tried that once
france is nicer
You clearly have no idea what 'British upper class' means.
>>52051555
We don't. We all actually live on clouds, Britain is just a social construct invented by Americans to make themselves feel better.
>>52052342
Will you hold your whist Johnny or you'll get us all in trouble again.
>>52052339
Thats obviously council houses for gypsies as are all the pics you posted. I'm sorry you need a 30 year morgage to live in a garage m8
>>52052304
Yeah, but you could turn it into a house.
>>52052315
>Fucking British peasants
>my house
>>52052304
yeah but check out that awesome chain
>>52052315
you could probably get a house like that in some hellhole like oklahoma for pretty cheap
but in general, lower middle class is something like this
>>52052347
the continent is shite fa.m
>>52052364
Something like this?
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-37961739.html
I thought that Irish twat was joking but he is actually trying to prove that we don't have the same housing designs hahaha
I've been to Ireland it's literally the same but Ireland has more shitty wooden bungalow things that look like trailer parks.
>>52051384
Those are the cheapest houses you can get
>>52052412
recent purchase?
how much did you pay for it?
>>52052442
>150k pounds for a house that looks like a pisser
>>52052422
>>52052412
>>52052315
>>52052278
>wooden houses
Dorothy would be ashamed.
>>52052442
Are you seriously saying upper class Brits live in £150,000 houses?
Upper-middle is at the very least 400,000, more in London, you people don't know shit about class.
>>52052486
>brits work for 50 years to live in this
Embarassing
>>52052520
there is literally nothing wrong with wooden houses
>>52052254
>all the full-time students have to take exams for both semester in april
>bongs have to take exams for subjects they haven't used in 4 months, and haven't been able to study because they're busy with their new classes
This can't be real, why?
British """"""""""""Education""""""""""""
>>52052529
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56200304.html
>this is upper class in britain
>>52052520
>he doesn't build everything in wood
literally third worlder
>>52052533
>50 years
>£150,000
How poor are you?
>>52052486
>thornton heath
Look even more closer to the centre of London and you'll see literal pissers for 150k
>>52052533
tbf i cant talk
this is the exact same kind kf house my family grew up jn
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-46769767.html?premiumA=true
>upper class
STOP BULLYING US
>this is a 10/10 250k bedroom in "eng"land
>>52052546
>there is literally nothing wrong with wooden houses
>>52052677
what are the negatives of a wooden house?
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56237780.html
>upper class
>looks like a chicken shed
>400,000 shiliings
>>52052675
looks more like an Indian's first attempt at pooing in the loo
>>52051384
I went to one of the richest neighborhoods in the UK and there were nice free-standing houses with yards in the cul-de-sac where I stayed
>>52052520
I know in the desert you build everything with mud and stone, Abdul. But in many parts of the world we have enough wood available to build out of it too.
>>52052588
>£130,000 for a single garage
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-35227347.html
>>52052677
well there isnt
>>52052696
they burned down all the forests for pakis in england
>>52052675
looks like an average Americans bathroom desu
>>52052315
>hideous monstrosity of a """house"""
It looks like they've just put random pieces of a house together?
>>52052392
I think it says a lot then that literally everywhere I land in Ireland is full of council houses . Probably the most disappointing British colony.
>>52052447
Yeah, I reckon he's got some form of high-functioning autism or something, I'm wondering where his caretaker is.
>>52052717
Those houses would have been in the tens of millions of pounds m8
>>52052721
>I know in the desert you build everything with mud and stone
>coming from a country with literal deserts
>>52051384
You do realise that in Britain upper class literally means landed gentry? They live in properties like pic related
Your pic is upper lower class or lower middle class at best
>>52052735
i think its nice
americans in outer suburbs have money and housing is cheap so they can be excessive
t. went to an outer suburb once
>>52052766
>>52052624
>cherrypicking houses in London
Everybody knows it's expensive af there
>>52052766
>£400.000
>>52052675
it's a doer-upper
>>52052766
>E7
>that whole postcode is worth more then the whole of Ireland
>>52052787
we know you're ruled by homeless pakis nigel
>>52052722
>41 year lease
You dont even own the cave after you buy it
>>52052787
forgot the picture...
>>52052717
well obviously some people can afford to live in larger houses
not ALL the memes are true
Here is a real upper class house
>>52052833
that's an attraction senpai
literally a safari next to this
>>52052828
>coming from a country literally ruled by recently homeless niggers
Average Irish housing: >>52052143
Average English housing: pic related.
>>52052893
this is owned by my neighbors
>>52052770
It's possible, the host father was some kind of telecom and petroleum executive. It was a really, really nice neighborhood but I still saw girls with ghoul teeth fighting in the streets at night. You guys have one of the funnest countries on the planet actually
>>52052887
pretty cheap for N1
>>52052932
>brown
>grey
are those the only colors that exist in england
>2 mil for a house that can hide behind a lamppost
Average bong housing
>>52052887
Poshest houses I've found in Ireland and they look like generic British semis. Are you going to stop talking smack now or is mummy bogtrotter going to have to pull you off the PC?
>>52052766
That house would cost at least $1.5 million in San Francisco
>>52051671
In the middle of a city, yes, that would be a typical house for a small family.
Funnily enough, countries have lots of different kinds of properties, Canada. Here's an affordable suburban family house.
>>52052979
A bit of blood red would make it right at home for you.
>>52052979
yeah I wish all our houses were beige like in america
>>52053023
>these council houses which are given to heroin addicts by the government for free are still bigger than the average brit "house"
>>52052799
And houses/flats in central Stockholm are so cheap, right????
>>52053075
Hey my house is eggshell, asshole
>>52052779
>Oh yeah? Well, uh, your country owns so much clay that you have deserts too!
British """"""""""""Banter""""""""""""
>>52052998
well its westminster lad
literally the centre of the world
>>52053040
Yes, now show us what that house sold for recently.
>>52052893
No it's not an attraction, it's owned by a member of the upper classes like he said - in this case, the Marquess of Bath:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Thynn,_7th_Marquess_of_Bath
Well okay, yes it is also an attraction like many stately homes in England, but it is still owned privately, and is the owner's home. Upper class stately house owners often open their properties for tours and such to pay for the upkeep.
>>52053136
>eggshell
Pleb. Taupe is the way forward.
>average American house
BTFO:
Ireland
Canada
USA
Not BTFO:
UK
>>52052998
>>52053151
also right round the corner from where christopher lee was born 2bh
(i.e. posh cunts only la)
>>52053015
Those houses look really nice, I don't know if that's the point you were trying to make
>>52053150
Thanks for the compliment i guess we do.
>>52053194
>tiny 1 liter french car
CANNOT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
>>52053118
>giving smackheads houses for free
Ireland everyone
>>52053177
Don't know. Depends on the area for one thing. If it were here in the south, I bet it would be £350,000 or more, but up in the North houses are cheaper, so maybe £300,000 or perhaps even less.
>>52053118
Are you going to show me one of your fabled big Irish houses or am I going to have to keep showing you how your entire country is a working-class English colony?
>>52052932
Come on Nigel, now you're just showing us the set from Harry Potter.
>>52053194
Looks well nice. Wish I grew up in a house like that t.b.h.
>>52053258
>irish transportation
>>52051936
>good quality house
>UK
You have the worst houses in Europe, even poorfag countries have better built houses
Jesus, this thread is full of foreigners who have no idea what Britain looks like and Brits who are absolutely butt blasted about their poor housing situation.
I've lived in Britain. Was born there and spent 32 years there. The houses in OP's pic are pretty middle to upper-middle class new builds, likely in a larger town with little space for new construction. I wouldn't say that they are upper class by any stretch, but they likely cost a fair few quid.
The housing in Britain is, honestly, complete shit. Even in areas far away from cities, the homes cost an absolute fortune, are small as fuck, and have practically no yards. You would have to be a multi-millionaire to purchase a home that people in the US or Canada would consider middle or even lower-middle class. That's just kind of the way things are in rip-off Britain.
>>52053363
these houses would be considered ruling class in "great" shitain
>>52053394
>t. ever famous Finnish engineers
>>52052998
That's because it's central London you moron
In a rich district in the middle of any global city, you're going to find massive property prices - think of how much a 3 bed apartment on the upper west side of Manhattan would cost.
Of course you wouldn't understand because Ireland doesn't have any important cities whatsoever.
>>52053345
>an affordable family house
>$450k
Top kek
>>52053396
fuck off grandad
>>52053455
Your """houses"""" dont even stay warm when temperature outside goes below +10
>>52053396
Don't mind me, I'm just here to put the Irish bumboy in his place.
>>52053480
hence why people have mortgages
middle-upper class neighbourhood in my town
>>52053477
So you are saying you think its normal for millionaires to live in tiny sheds?
>>52053533
>goes below +10
we aren't fucking eskimos
>>52053536
>believing that a "middle class" Brit can pay off a $450k mortgage
>>52053535
>Cherry picking to shit
>>52053191
>not making a "fragile american houses" joke out of that
>>52053535
>literally 10 times the size of any british house posted here
>>52053396
you're right 2bh, our housing is literally the worst in the first world. at least price wise, quality is meh.
I am honestly expecting never to own a house
>>52053575
A high earning middle class family can easily pay that.
>>52053558
>Bungalows
>>52053494
Bugger off, lad. It's past your bedtime.
>>52053575
they routinely do so
I'm not defending housing prices here, but it's doable
>>52053588
>has never been to Ireland
daily reminder that any house built after 1940 looks like shit
>If britbongs lived in regular houses their economy would collapse
>living in sheds literally is why the UK is still a first world country
>>52053635
>bungalows that are bugger than the average biritsh """"house"""
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-25820413.html
>Tiny box starter homes
>Upper class
Yeah, nah.
This is too easy.
>>52053575
£4-500k is eminently achievable.
>>52053480
>>52053575
It's affordable. I don't know why you are pretending to understand the value of things in our economy because you clearly don't.
And yes a middle class family could absolutely pay that off - an upper middle class family could afford an even bigger mortgage. Most families buy in this country, they don't rent. Rates of home ownership here have always been high, higher than on the continent.
Enjoy your shit-tier wooden houses, Chad. :^)
>>52053638
Don't tell me to bugger off you old cunt, i smash your fucking zimmerframe.
>>52053622
That's why I left. Incomes and cost of living are much better in the US.
>>52053631
By high-earning middle class family, you mean upper class. Yes, a upper class family could pay that off. A middle class family could not.
t. financial adviser and former Brit
>>52053521
>4 BR, 4 BA, 850,000£, Winchester
>>52053588
Why don't you give it a try? Just street view any random place in Ireland and it looks near identical to anywhere in the UK, and yet this tinker is talking down to us about having shit houses. I'm enjoying this because he's squirming at this point.
>>52051761
With that you can buy a palace here
GDPPC a shit
>>52053670
But they're not.
How do we solve the housing crisis?
I want to be able to build my own house desu.
>>52053665
>giving somalians flat shares with all your hot blondes
>>52053656
The only possible way to do it would be to put every single penny of your disposable income into the property, which is not at all advisable. You need to diversify your investments beyond your home, which this would not allow.
>>52053766
Does our abundance of space upset you?
>>52053690
See man driving a German whip
Blacked out windows leaning back
See man driving a German whip
Looks like a balla, P's and that
>>52053760
Can't you?
>>52053754
But they are, m8.
>>52053721
>t. financial adviser and former Brit
kek you don't know shit
Upper class families inherit houses worth triple that.
>>52053745
https://www.donedeal.ie/houses-for-sale/low-price-for-quick-sale-/11041849
You are mad as fuck lel
>>52053700
>>52053710
I'm British and a financial adviser, so I might know a thing or two about finances and Britain.
>>52053801
If you have loads of space why do you invite them all to stockholm?
Typical American upper-middle class homes.
>>52053721
You have no idea about the British class system mate, it is not as married to earnings as you think. Upper middle class is certainly what we call the richer middle class, but nobody would call rich people upper class here. Former 'brit' my ass, more like former diaspora yank.
Seven hells, it's good to be British.
>>52053873
looks like where harry potter was recorded
>>52053842
I had no idea there were plastic brits.
>>52053842
I'm actually American and a housing planner so i think i know what I'm talking about.
>>52053873
Honestly the best place to be in Britain is in the countryside. Not that people can afford houses there either but at least there's space to live.
>>52053836
>€350,000
>can't even cut the lawn
fucking taigs ahahaha
>>52053922
>I have nothing to say
>nothing?
>nothing
>>52053721
You're not a Brit because you don't know the meaning of "upper class". As the earlier poster said, upper class in this country means landed gentry, and if you were actually British then I wouldn't have to explain that to you. Do you also think that "public school" means comprehensive? You probably do because you're a clueless yank.
And a middle class family could pay that off. My friend is lower middle class and he has a house that size. In fact my mum, now on her own, has a house which is basically the same size as that - a small four bedroom detached in a suburban area. Not as new or nice looking as that though. She's upper middle class but doesn't earn a fortune.
So yeah, you clearly don't know a thing.
>>52053854
We don't? Most immigrants end up in Malmö desu
We sent some up north and more inland and they immediately started complaining and refused to leave the buses.
>>52053575
My parents did and they're literally the epitome of pleb.
>>52053974
how much would that house on the left be?
>>52053968
>jobcentre
oh yes you must know exactly how finances work
>>52054011
over a million
>>52054017
Big fucking woop. Gas yanks desu
>>52054011
a tenner
Super typical American Middle Class house.
>>52053968
>The ARU pleb is back
lmao
>>52053873
Looks nice as fuck f.a.m.
>>52053958
I don't know if you were implying that's countryside but it's not. It's suburbia. This is what I'd call a countryside house t.b.h.
>>52054055
It's in Lincolnshire, it'd be less than half that.
>>52054077
land is absurdly cheap in the USA. The UK is cramped, Belgium is cramped, Japan is cramped, South Korea is cramped, the Netherlands is cramped. That's why property prices are expensive as fuck in those countries.
>>52054108
fire risk desu
>>52054011
£350.01.
About as much as 130 Mille Feuilles from a nice cafe.
I can buy one for you but you must send me the money first, or the Mille Feuilles.
The best part is that almost all Brit houses don't even have basements. So, as small as they already look, they are actually even smaller in comparison.
>>52053968
>says he is 32+
>DOB - 1985
yeah nice try mongoloid
>>52053836
Is that the only big house in Ireland? Must be, because I can literally street view any corner of your colony and it all looks like this.
>>52054162
don't lie!
it's because muslims and other memes
>>52054178
My house is big enough family, probably a bit smaller that than that but then again I'm the only one living here.
>>52054011
A good few quid.
Do people seriously not think wood homes are bad?
>>52054179
calm down fritzl
>>52054011
'undred shillings
>>52051384
>>52051633
>>52051681
>>52051761
>>52051884
>>52051920
>>52052185
>>52052278
>>52052315
>>52052339
>>52052422
>>52052486
>>52052604
>>52052752
>>52052932
>>52053015
>>52053194
>>52053363
>>52053558
>>52053535
>>52053690
>>52053861
>>52053974
These all look absolutely horrendous
>>52051626
>>52051671
>>52051898
>>52052412
>>52052766
>>52052887
>>52053040
>>52054108
>>52053873
The only houses that look at least halfway decent in this entire thread.
>>52054017
Alright, well then you're just an idiot if you actually think a middle class family cannot afford to pay for this house, assuming it cost £350,000: >>52053040
It's the kind of house that I can imagine a plumber and his family living at (i.e., runs a small business). Definitely not some lofty, unattainable property there.
>>52054258
>niggers can literally crowbar themselves through the walls and into your wifes bed for the late night kekold session.
>>52054316
>wooden kekhuts
What's with all the antennas and towers on top of British/Irish houses, do you not have access to cable TV?
>>52054162
Especially out west. This nice little house in Arizona is listed for just 205,000USD or 135,000GBP You also get a nice chunk of land.
>>52054382
arizona has temperatures near the surface of the sun though
>>52054382
Yea, but then you have to live in Arizona.
>>52054382
wtf lol
you literally posted a house in my neighborhood
>>52054382
looks like it's inspired by mexican/old iberian architecture. pretty cute for an americunt house.
>>52054376
so the government can pick up all our phone convos
>>52054376
I think satellite and terrestrial TV got there first and cable was always just too expensive to really catch on.
>>52054376
It's a dick waving thing in suburbia. If you don't have SKY TV, you ain't nothin'.
>>52054376
They often don't have proper wiring or plumbing. You'll frequently see homes in the UK with wiring or plumbing on the exterior of the homes.
>>52054350
>>52054316
Lol no they can't. It's not made of paper mâché.
>>52054382
those also look like a lot of houses in san bernardino county in california
>>52054382
>roads are literally cracking
wow what kind of third world shithole is that
>>52054431
Good yolks m6 :^)
>>52054440
Why address that, my good dipshit?
how do I move out of this fucking shithole and where do I go
why do people want to defend this country... it's absolute trash
>>52054431
That's the price to pay for houses with history.
>>52054468
This whole thread is retards addressing shitposts (Including me :^) )
>>52054408
>>52054410
its actually not too bad most of the year - only like in june is it ridiculous but heat is much better than cold imo
>>52054472
Move back to Pakistan if you don't like it here
>>52054376
they fire lasers to kill pigeons
>>52054458
The roads are all cracked and shit, pot holes and what not. We get a low of snow + they put salt on the roads too which really fucks the roads up after a number of years, that's why always have to repave them here
>>52054472
I heard your uncle opened a new kebaby in Bradford why not live in the flat above it?
>>52054468
I'm easy to bait. I can't help myself.
>>52054440
The average assault nigger or pavement ape can easily breach the walls of a house with his BBC to kek a husband when he catches the scent of a white wimminz
>>52054431
>You'll frequently see homes in the UK with wiring or plumbing on the exterior of the homes.
>>52054472
My friend moved out of London to a little island next to Seattle and has found life much more calm and pleasant recently, but be sure you can find what you love in your new home. He desperately misses Afro-Caribbean UK qts (who are very different from our equivalent)
>>52054472
I moved the the US. Was tired of life in shit hole Britain and decided to make a move. Don't regret it one bit.
>>52054472
Because not all of us live in shitholes and we can't stand to see misinformation.
>>52054544
Talking about Bradford if Americlaps want cheap housing they can always move there or to Rotherham. Think £70,000 for nice 3 bedroom house. Just make sure you convert to Islam and don't bring anyone rapeable and you're fucking golden.
>>52054382
How are people okay with living in such shitty looking houses? That looks like the cardboard cutout house my grandpa lives in in Florida
just farted and shat myself a little lads haha
>>52054646
Because they have grown up with it and know of nothing else.
>>52054646
Some people just don't care what their houses look like and some people actually like the cookie cutter look.
don't even want a large house 2bh
i will never be a literal billionaire being able to afford a cleaning lady
>>52054646
Americans have no aesthetic sense. They replaced it with the American dream, or aspirational greed.
While we are discussing moving from your native country I want to move to Europe in an either anglo or francophone country where should I go. Preferably not cuc.ked though. Would Ireland be my best bet? My last name is O'Connor I would blend in
>>52054717
>anglo or francophone
>Preferably not cuc.ked though
how about another planet
i live in a small cottage town along the lake lads desu haha
>>52054667
personally, mr singh, im doing a poo on the loo
please leave your indian habits in india
lower middle class check in
stretches out the back
>>52054717
>I want to move to Europe in an either anglo or francophone country
>Preferably not cuc.ked though
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>>52054717
new zealand desu
>>52054646
I stopped caring about how buildings looked on the exterior because 90% of modern property developers regardless of the country are senseless, you just can't win. All that matters is that the interior is comfortable, I can forgive everything else.
>>52054740
Looks pretty cosy t.b.h
>>52054711
I know it feels like I'm the only American who actually cares about how places look or how people dress. Everybody here just looks like shit walking around in shitty looking locations and shitty looking houses.
One of the main reasons I want to live in Europe is how pretty it is and how places so close to each other differ so greatly.
Im this>>52054717 guy btw.
>>52054717
>I wan't to move to europe
>Preferably not cuc.ked though
Literally nowhere in europe
>>52054600
>Seattle
Seattle is a fucking rainy shithole.
>>52051626
Looks like a middle class house in the US.
>>52054565
Keep your fetishes to yourself faggot
>>52054802
it is lad, this is the local town nearby although it looks like absolute shit. i live in a farm/rural area though so it's not too surprising
>>52054800
Are you of the pilkington school of aesthetes that would prefer to live across from a nice looking building rather than inside it?
>>52054804
Jesus, you sound like an absolute cunt. You are one of those "grass is always greener" types. Let me tell you, it isn't any better there. You'll move there, end up in some shitty, bleak commieblock flat in an awful neighborhood and wish every day to come back.
>>52054804
people here care too much about how others dress. you will miss the laid-backness and joviality of americans when you are here.
>>52054646
Because the cookie cutter homes are in great neighborhoods with no minorities.
>this costs 7 million pounds in britbong land
Top lel
Stop bullying us we can't help being a small country
>>52054794
my grandma was a kiwi
rip
>>52054804
You're going to regret your decision to move. You're probably one of those dumbasses who probably goes "why can't we be like sweden etc..."
>>52054909
simply shows how undesirable/unattractive it's to live in the usa bruv
>>52054909
Forgot pic
I've heard nice houses in southern france are exceptionally cheap, true?
>>52054944
think of all the money you would save on exterior paint
>>52054804
Obama voter, Bernie Sanders supporter, and person who frequently says things like "Scandinavia is a socialist paradise" detected
>>52054930
but you are like sweden. scandinavia is literally the USA 2 with the poor education system and all, especially in math and science (excepting Finland, which isn't part of Scandinavia anyway)
>>52053558
this are small as fuck desu
also
>sleeping on ground level
Colonies BTFO: the thread
>>52054868
I actually visited London, Ontario last year to see my auntie and drove through to Toronto to see my cousins. Canada's nice but it's expensive as a tourist.
>>52055005
>not having enough space in your country to build outwards and are forced to build upwards
pssh, my fucking province is bigger than most euro countries combined
>>52054621
The ones not in a shithole are like 10% of the British population
the poorest in this country don't even have central heating and very rarely have hot water
people with jobs struggle to find somewhere to live that isn't packed to the brim with like 8 other foreigners in one room
Oh and don't get me started with that "99% of England is just countryside :)" bullshit, I guarantee you almost all of that is farmland.
Look at us. Now look at the actually developed European countries: Finland, Denmark, Luxembourg, Switzerland. What went wrong? I'll tell you what went wrong: delusional retards started thinking we're a first world country with such a huge class divide and such a shitty populace (of all ethnicities) that it's not even funny. We managed to make Saudi Arabia head of the UN. That's how shitty and corrupt we are.
Our police don't do shit. Neither do the police in the developed European countries, but they don't have such a shitty populace that they require it.
I remember reading a documentary about how children in lower class families have to live under roofs leaking with water, and the place the kids were living in were absolutely disgusting. Breathing problems among the lower class are very, very commonplace. We're turning into China and I want no part in it. We don't have freedom, we don't have space, we don't have money, we don't have social security, we don't keep our children safe, and there's not one thing you can name that England is doing right.
>>52055012
houses literally smaller than the average german 1fam house
>brit talks about btfo
>>52055012
characterless shitboxes desu
>>52055028
London isn't the greatest city, I'm about an hour and a half southeast from there. But Toronto is alright minus the pakis/asains/shitskins
>>52055060
>driving to visit your neighbours
>driving to the grocery store
>driving to the club/bar
walking distance above all
>>52055012
You do realize that those houses are much smaller than even a typical lower-middle class American home, right? Especially as those dont even have a basement.
>>52055012
>those houses
>blowing anyone out
Those are small as fuck and have no land. My last apartment was likely as big.
>>52055012
You could probably find a nicer looking house in some countries in Africa.
>>52055165
>my nearest neighbour is over 2km away
>only have to go to grocery store once a week, 11km distance
>club/bar is 15km away, once every 2 weeks
not bad tb h
>>52054876
>>52054930
>>52054986
I have no political affiliation but I don't like scandinavia and wouldn't like to live there.
I just want an /fa/ city in Europe with little/no muslims
>>52055231
Milan/Rome?
this is where the most famous british person lives
>you cant make this shit up
>>52055012
>>52054108
>>52053974
>>52053873
these are the biggest houses in England probably, and you'd only find one for every 10km you drive. Stop being so desperate.
>>52055153
London seemed sleepy and a little bit like it was on a downward slump, though my auntie is about 90 so I suppose it doesn't bother her. Toronto was pretty cool, traffic was horrific though.
>Stopped at a sandwich shop to get food and some FOB who could barely speak English had to take my order 4 times
Not entirely different from here but still quite annoying. Your border guards are substantially nicer, though I suppose that's because the ones I met in Arizona have to deal with more shit but still.
>>52055216
0m
10m
50m
for me
>>52051384
Looks more middle class
>>52055292
Suburbs suck ass. Cities aren't great but at least you don't need a car to get everywhere.
>>52055269
>10km
Back the fuck up there, commie.
>>52051428
Ireland pls, your housing is identical.
>>52055323
You live in Greater London. The only place in London that isn't Detroit. You know nothing.
>>52055249
Ya I like these. I won't be able to speak the language there though. I was also thinking about prague
This is a fairly average British home.
>>52055453
Italian is easy as fuck if you talk a shred of spanish, which I suppose should be pretty common in the USA by this point.
>>52053575
My brother has one of those and he's a teacher.
>>52055538
*In London if it wasn't obvious
>>52055254
kek
>>52055515
Spanish is a fucking ugly language when it's spoken by mexicans. Why do your people whine when they talk?
>>52055515
>pretty common in the USA by this point.
No not really.
>>52055538
>>52055580
You do realize that wages for teachers in London are in the 30-45k pound range, right? Nobody on that kind of income in that expensive of a city has any business buying a 450k home.
>>52055092
You have such a delusional exaggeratedly pessimistic view of the country you live in it's unreal. When was the last time you stepped outside? You sound like you just look at le epic cUck memes people feed you on /int/, else you must live somewhere irredeemably shit because you are just extrapolating the problems of London and post-industrial parts of the north to all of England when in actuality it's just the same as it ever was, free from foreigners - etc. Why don't you just go to Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland or something? The last thing we need are self-flagellating wimps like you.
>>52055611
Chicanos talk nothing like actual mexicans, it's more of a mish-mash of american-trying-to-speak-spanish-after-his-first-class and every single latin american accent. Our accents just sound extremely generic and bland unless it's a extremely thick working-class one. Varies with region of course, but it's hard to articulate the differences in English.
>>52055647
>You do realize that wages for teachers in London are in the 30-45k pound range
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
>>52055717
Have a fucking look. The pay scales are posted publicly.
Pay for qualified teachers in the London area ranges form 23k to 45k pounds.
http://www.nasuwt.org.uk/consum/groups/public/@salariespensionsconditions/documents/nas_download/nasuwt_014602.pdf
>>52055647
Well its combined wages with his wife, who's earning probably 30-40k in admin at London Business school. I'm not sure his exact salary desu but they're managing.
>>52055806
Sorry friendo. The salaries are posted publicly, so it shows exactly what he makes. Even with his spouses combined salary, they are likely up to their neck in mortgage debt unless they inherited some serious cash.
>>52055892
everyone here has mortgage debt
>>52055958
>everyone here is over-leveraged and completely invested in a single undiversified, illiquid asset
>everyone does it, so it must not be a bad thing
>>52055844
>>52055773
These are just pay scales, with no indication of how many are in it and how long it takes to progress from tier to tier.
>>52056033
>everyone here is over-leveraged and completely invested in a single undiversified, illiquid asset
Speculations running rampant lad.
>>52056041
He disagreed with my assertion that teacher salaries were in that range. I posted proof that they are. The other info was superfluous, but you can go check it out. It is all published for the public
>>52054949
Not a Frog but anything on the coast is expensive in France.
Here's a map of average property prices by realtor sales.
>>52056111
Your assertion is wrong. You said "Teachers" as in all or majority, whereas the vast majority of the pay brackets are under 30k and that's without even considering how long it takes to move between them.
>>52056170
*Price of houses per square meter sorry
>>52056194
Since his brother is old enough to be married and had likely been working since graduating, I assumed that he was several bands up. That would be a reasonable assumption. For all teachers in the London area, wages range from 23k to 45k, as I stated. The pay scale for teachers is based upon seniority.
>American Housing
>>52057177
this is detroit its not actually a part of America. It was expelled from the union and turned into an independent shitty-state with the detroit removal act of 2011
>>52057177
nice cherry picking there, nigel