Average British upper class neighbourhood
>brits literally live like rats
Looks comfy, would live in
>>52051384
>upper class
That's an apartment complex. That's middle class at best.
>>52051384
They're like the house version of commieblocks
Pommieblocks
>>52051428
Your houses looks exactly the same, you silly bogtrotting bugger.
>>New buids
>>52051384
Looks like when I went to Barford, that's middle class at best indeed.
>>52051384
>>52051428
>>52051479
not their fault for having a small country
boring architecture, boring weather, boring landscape, boring culture
how do they live there?
>>52051384
If they are upper class why do they drive cheap cars?
>>52051479
they're small houses, not really 'apartments' as I understand it
but yeah, lower middle class
>>52051384
>upper class
not really m8
>>52051384
>starter homes
>upper class
Upper class looks more like this, at least.
>>52051521
This is an average house, nobody lives in those pathetic brick sheds you call houses
Average British middle class house
![houses_2333707m-360x240[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gSgsmlM.jpg "houses_2333707m-360x240[1].jpg")
>>52051510
>Pommieblocks
lel
>>52051626
>brit upper class house is just an average house anybody would have here
>muh empire
>>52051671
sad thing is in london it would cost about a million quid
>>52051633
>>52051626
This, upper class houses cost at least £500k and are usually separated from the plebs, unless they're in London
>>52051633
Care to explain or are you just going to project again?
>>52051761
>Thats 50 years wages for the average brit who could never afford it
why do you live in walltowall houses made out of bricks??
>>52051529
New builds are great.
Normally look alright, if they're from the past decade, and are often cheap.
Pic related.
>>52051884
>dublin
>>52051671
there is literally nothing wrong with this, unless you're some kind of pissy new worlder who would prefer your houses to look pretty rather than be of good quality
>>52051884
Ahahahhahahhahahahahahaha
>Ireland
They cannot even use the space argument, either, because no one fucking moves to that shithole, and half of them were genocided (ahahahahah) in the past few hundred years, so they've got plenty of space for so few people.
>>52051898
looks cozy af desu
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56352404.html
>>52051898
1. space
2. we have more clay than wood
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-52198117.html
>>52052017
>£95k
>in a semi-relevant area
fuck me, that might look like shit from the outside, but it's still a bargain
>>52051384
>'Allo Harry
>G'day guvahnah
cUcks
>>52052023
depressing
humans need space
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-37474059.html
>>52052060
Its a fucking coal shed m8
>>52052096
>Its a fucking coal shed m8
It's a 3 bedroom house m8, hardly a shed.
>>52051931
You make it too easy, I can literally street view anywhere in Ireland and it will be nothing but so-called "pathetic brick sheds". You are West Britain after all.
>>52052017
>>52052053
>>52052096
I've got a nice read for you here, Paddy. It'll keep you from embarrassing yourself in the future.
http://www.lifescript.com/well-being/articles/p/psychological_projection_dealing_with_undesirable_emotions.aspx
>>52052060
>>52052017
>*SHARED OWNERSHIP* Connells are delighted to offer to the market this THREE bedroom detached property in the popular area of Crownhill. Offered on a 30% share basis and comprising;
hate to burst your bubble m8, but that £95k only gets you 30% of the house
>>52052071
well one reason for the lack of space is the 'green belt' which prevents large towns and cities from sprawling. So we get small houses but keep the countryside. You have to make compromises when you live on a crowded island.
>britcramps
Irish """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""housing""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-51270778.html
>90,000
>>52052143
Only plebs live in towns
>>52052071
Living in UK truly is suffering. We could do with another black death to wipe out half the population desu
>>52052096
ur mum's a coal shed
>>52052185
looks nice desu
>doing a semester abroad in bongland
>get to take my exams in december
>all the full-time students have to take exams for both semester in april
>bongs have to take exams for subjects they haven't used in 4 months, and haven't been able to study because they're busy with their new classes
>bongs have to take 8+ exams in a single month
>>52052224
rude tee bee haich
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-52349908.html
best one yet
>>52051384
How can they compete?
>>52052181
why don't you expand into ireland?
they're only 6 million
>>52052203
>http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-51270778.html
comfy as fuck, would live in/10
>>52052185
this is considered upper class in great shitain
>>52052273
>120000 pounds for a fucking garagr
THESE STATEMENTS CANNOT BE FORGED
>>52051384
>google image search
>american lower middle class house
>first result, pic related
Top fucking kek.
>>52052203
What's the excuse this time?
>>52052304
Thats a property, not a garage friend
>>52052290
I think we tried that once
france is nicer
You clearly have no idea what 'British upper class' means.
>>52051555
We don't. We all actually live on clouds, Britain is just a social construct invented by Americans to make themselves feel better.
>>52052342
Will you hold your whist Johnny or you'll get us all in trouble again.
>>52052339
Thats obviously council houses for gypsies as are all the pics you posted. I'm sorry you need a 30 year morgage to live in a garage m8
>>52052304
Yeah, but you could turn it into a house.
>>52052315
>Fucking British peasants
>my house
>>52052304
yeah but check out that awesome chain
>>52052315
you could probably get a house like that in some hellhole like oklahoma for pretty cheap
but in general, lower middle class is something like this
>>52052347
the continent is shite fa.m
>>52052364
Something like this?
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-37961739.html
I thought that Irish twat was joking but he is actually trying to prove that we don't have the same housing designs hahaha
I've been to Ireland it's literally the same but Ireland has more shitty wooden bungalow things that look like trailer parks.
>>52051384
Those are the cheapest houses you can get
>>52052412
recent purchase?
how much did you pay for it?
>>52052442
>150k pounds for a house that looks like a pisser
>>52052422
>>52052412
>>52052315
>>52052278
>wooden houses
Dorothy would be ashamed.
>>52052442
Are you seriously saying upper class Brits live in £150,000 houses?
Upper-middle is at the very least 400,000, more in London, you people don't know shit about class.
>>52052486
>brits work for 50 years to live in this
Embarassing
>>52052520
there is literally nothing wrong with wooden houses
>>52052254
>all the full-time students have to take exams for both semester in april
>bongs have to take exams for subjects they haven't used in 4 months, and haven't been able to study because they're busy with their new classes
This can't be real, why?
British """"""""""""Education""""""""""""
>>52052529
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56200304.html
>this is upper class in britain
>>52052520
>he doesn't build everything in wood
literally third worlder
>>52052533
>50 years
>£150,000
How poor are you?
>>52052486
>thornton heath
Look even more closer to the centre of London and you'll see literal pissers for 150k
>>52052533
tbf i cant talk
this is the exact same kind kf house my family grew up jn
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-46769767.html?premiumA=true
>upper class
STOP BULLYING US
>this is a 10/10 250k bedroom in "eng"land
>>52052546
>there is literally nothing wrong with wooden houses
>>52052677
what are the negatives of a wooden house?
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56237780.html
>upper class
>looks like a chicken shed
>400,000 shiliings
>>52052675
looks more like an Indian's first attempt at pooing in the loo
>>52051384
I went to one of the richest neighborhoods in the UK and there were nice free-standing houses with yards in the cul-de-sac where I stayed
>>52052520
I know in the desert you build everything with mud and stone, Abdul. But in many parts of the world we have enough wood available to build out of it too.
>>52052588
>£130,000 for a single garage
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-35227347.html
>>52052677
well there isnt
>>52052696
they burned down all the forests for pakis in england
>>52052675
looks like an average Americans bathroom desu
>>52052315
>hideous monstrosity of a """house"""
It looks like they've just put random pieces of a house together?
>>52052392
I think it says a lot then that literally everywhere I land in Ireland is full of council houses . Probably the most disappointing British colony.
>>52052447
Yeah, I reckon he's got some form of high-functioning autism or something, I'm wondering where his caretaker is.
>>52052717
Those houses would have been in the tens of millions of pounds m8
>>52052721
>I know in the desert you build everything with mud and stone
>coming from a country with literal deserts
>>52051384
You do realise that in Britain upper class literally means landed gentry? They live in properties like pic related
Your pic is upper lower class or lower middle class at best
>>52052735
i think its nice
americans in outer suburbs have money and housing is cheap so they can be excessive
t. went to an outer suburb once
>>52052766
>>52052624
>cherrypicking houses in London
Everybody knows it's expensive af there
>>52052766
>£400.000
>>52052675
it's a doer-upper
>>52052766
>E7
>that whole postcode is worth more then the whole of Ireland
>>52052787
we know you're ruled by homeless pakis nigel
>>52052722
>41 year lease
You dont even own the cave after you buy it
![Longleat_House[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FZwoP5b.jpg "Longleat_House[1].jpg")
>>52052787
forgot the picture...
>>52052766
>>52052717
well obviously some people can afford to live in larger houses
not ALL the memes are true
Here is a real upper class house
>>52052833
that's an attraction senpai
literally a safari next to this
>>52052828
>coming from a country literally ruled by recently homeless niggers
Average Irish housing: >>52052143
Average English housing: pic related.
>>52052893
this is owned by my neighbors
>>52052770
It's possible, the host father was some kind of telecom and petroleum executive. It was a really, really nice neighborhood but I still saw girls with ghoul teeth fighting in the streets at night. You guys have one of the funnest countries on the planet actually
>>52052887
pretty cheap for N1
>>52052932
>brown
>grey
are those the only colors that exist in england
>2 mil for a house that can hide behind a lamppost
Average bong housing
>>52052887
Poshest houses I've found in Ireland and they look like generic British semis. Are you going to stop talking smack now or is mummy bogtrotter going to have to pull you off the PC?
>>52052766
That house would cost at least $1.5 million in San Francisco
>>52051671
In the middle of a city, yes, that would be a typical house for a small family.
Funnily enough, countries have lots of different kinds of properties, Canada. Here's an affordable suburban family house.
>>52052979
A bit of blood red would make it right at home for you.
>>52052979
yeah I wish all our houses were beige like in america
>>52053023
>these council houses which are given to heroin addicts by the government for free are still bigger than the average brit "house"
>>52052799
And houses/flats in central Stockholm are so cheap, right????
>>52053075
Hey my house is eggshell, asshole
>>52052779
>Oh yeah? Well, uh, your country owns so much clay that you have deserts too!
British """"""""""""Banter""""""""""""
>>52052998
well its westminster lad
literally the centre of the world
>>52053040
Yes, now show us what that house sold for recently.
>>52052893
No it's not an attraction, it's owned by a member of the upper classes like he said - in this case, the Marquess of Bath:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Thynn,_7th_Marquess_of_Bath
Well okay, yes it is also an attraction like many stately homes in England, but it is still owned privately, and is the owner's home. Upper class stately house owners often open their properties for tours and such to pay for the upkeep.
>>52053136
>eggshell
Pleb. Taupe is the way forward.
>average American house
BTFO:
Ireland
Canada
USA
Not BTFO:
UK
>>52052998
>>52053151
also right round the corner from where christopher lee was born 2bh
(i.e. posh cunts only la)
>>52053015
Those houses look really nice, I don't know if that's the point you were trying to make
>>52053150
Thanks for the compliment i guess we do.
>>52053194
>tiny 1 liter french car
CANNOT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
>>52053118
>giving smackheads houses for free
Ireland everyone
>>52053177
Don't know. Depends on the area for one thing. If it were here in the south, I bet it would be £350,000 or more, but up in the North houses are cheaper, so maybe £300,000 or perhaps even less.
>>52053118
Are you going to show me one of your fabled big Irish houses or am I going to have to keep showing you how your entire country is a working-class English colony?
>>52052932
Come on Nigel, now you're just showing us the set from Harry Potter.
>>52053194
Looks well nice. Wish I grew up in a house like that t.b.h.
>>52053258
>irish transportation
>>52051936
>good quality house
>UK
You have the worst houses in Europe, even poorfag countries have better built houses
Jesus, this thread is full of foreigners who have no idea what Britain looks like and Brits who are absolutely butt blasted about their poor housing situation.
I've lived in Britain. Was born there and spent 32 years there. The houses in OP's pic are pretty middle to upper-middle class new builds, likely in a larger town with little space for new construction. I wouldn't say that they are upper class by any stretch, but they likely cost a fair few quid.
The housing in Britain is, honestly, complete shit. Even in areas far away from cities, the homes cost an absolute fortune, are small as fuck, and have practically no yards. You would have to be a multi-millionaire to purchase a home that people in the US or Canada would consider middle or even lower-middle class. That's just kind of the way things are in rip-off Britain.
>>52053363
these houses would be considered ruling class in "great" shitain
>>52053394
>t. ever famous Finnish engineers
>>52052998
That's because it's central London you moron
In a rich district in the middle of any global city, you're going to find massive property prices - think of how much a 3 bed apartment on the upper west side of Manhattan would cost.
Of course you wouldn't understand because Ireland doesn't have any important cities whatsoever.
>>52053345
>an affordable family house
>$450k
Top kek
>>52053396
fuck off grandad
>>52053455
Your """houses"""" dont even stay warm when temperature outside goes below +10
>>52053396
Don't mind me, I'm just here to put the Irish bumboy in his place.
>>52053480
hence why people have mortgages
middle-upper class neighbourhood in my town
>>52053477
So you are saying you think its normal for millionaires to live in tiny sheds?
>>52053533
>goes below +10
we aren't fucking eskimos
>>52053536
>believing that a "middle class" Brit can pay off a $450k mortgage
>>52053535
>Cherry picking to shit
>>52053191
>not making a "fragile american houses" joke out of that
>>52053535
>literally 10 times the size of any british house posted here
>>52053396
you're right 2bh, our housing is literally the worst in the first world. at least price wise, quality is meh.
I am honestly expecting never to own a house
>>52053575
A high earning middle class family can easily pay that.
>>52053558
>Bungalows
>>52053494
Bugger off, lad. It's past your bedtime.
>>52053575
they routinely do so
I'm not defending housing prices here, but it's doable
>>52053588
>has never been to Ireland
daily reminder that any house built after 1940 looks like shit
>If britbongs lived in regular houses their economy would collapse
>living in sheds literally is why the UK is still a first world country
>>52053635
>bungalows that are bugger than the average biritsh """"house"""
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-25820413.html
>Tiny box starter homes
>Upper class
Yeah, nah.
This is too easy.
>>52053575
£4-500k is eminently achievable.
>>52053480
>>52053575
It's affordable. I don't know why you are pretending to understand the value of things in our economy because you clearly don't.
And yes a middle class family could absolutely pay that off - an upper middle class family could afford an even bigger mortgage. Most families buy in this country, they don't rent. Rates of home ownership here have always been high, higher than on the continent.
Enjoy your shit-tier wooden houses, Chad. :^)
>>52053638
Don't tell me to bugger off you old cunt, i smash your fucking zimmerframe.
>>52053622
That's why I left. Incomes and cost of living are much better in the US.
>>52053631
By high-earning middle class family, you mean upper class. Yes, a upper class family could pay that off. A middle class family could not.
t. financial adviser and former Brit
>>52053521
>4 BR, 4 BA, 850,000£, Winchester
>>52053588
Why don't you give it a try? Just street view any random place in Ireland and it looks near identical to anywhere in the UK, and yet this tinker is talking down to us about having shit houses. I'm enjoying this because he's squirming at this point.
>>52051761
With that you can buy a palace here
GDPPC a shit
>>52053670
But they're not.
How do we solve the housing crisis?
I want to be able to build my own house desu.
>>52053665
>giving somalians flat shares with all your hot blondes
>>52053656
The only possible way to do it would be to put every single penny of your disposable income into the property, which is not at all advisable. You need to diversify your investments beyond your home, which this would not allow.
>>52053766
Does our abundance of space upset you?
>>52053690
See man driving a German whip
Blacked out windows leaning back
See man driving a German whip
Looks like a balla, P's and that
>>52053760
Can't you?
>>52053754
But they are, m8.
>>52053721
>t. financial adviser and former Brit
kek you don't know shit
Upper class families inherit houses worth triple that.
>>52053745
https://www.donedeal.ie/houses-for-sale/low-price-for-quick-sale-/11041849
You are mad as fuck lel
>>52053700
>>52053710
I'm British and a financial adviser, so I might know a thing or two about finances and Britain.
>>52053801
If you have loads of space why do you invite them all to stockholm?
Typical American upper-middle class homes.
>>52053721
You have no idea about the British class system mate, it is not as married to earnings as you think. Upper middle class is certainly what we call the richer middle class, but nobody would call rich people upper class here. Former 'brit' my ass, more like former diaspora yank.
Seven hells, it's good to be British.
>>52053873
looks like where harry potter was recorded
>>52053842
I had no idea there were plastic brits.
>>52053842
I'm actually American and a housing planner so i think i know what I'm talking about.
>>52053873
>>52053873
Honestly the best place to be in Britain is in the countryside. Not that people can afford houses there either but at least there's space to live.
>>52053836
>€350,000
>can't even cut the lawn
fucking taigs ahahaha
>>52053922
>I have nothing to say
>nothing?
>nothing
>>52053721
You're not a Brit because you don't know the meaning of "upper class". As the earlier poster said, upper class in this country means landed gentry, and if you were actually British then I wouldn't have to explain that to you. Do you also think that "public school" means comprehensive? You probably do because you're a clueless yank.
And a middle class family could pay that off. My friend is lower middle class and he has a house that size. In fact my mum, now on her own, has a house which is basically the same size as that - a small four bedroom detached in a suburban area. Not as new or nice looking as that though. She's upper middle class but doesn't earn a fortune.
So yeah, you clearly don't know a thing.
>>52053854
We don't? Most immigrants end up in Malmö desu
We sent some up north and more inland and they immediately started complaining and refused to leave the buses.
>>52053575
My parents did and they're literally the epitome of pleb.
>>52053974
how much would that house on the left be?
>>52053968
>jobcentre
oh yes you must know exactly how finances work
>>52054011
over a million
>>52054017
Big fucking woop. Gas yanks desu
>>52054011
a tenner
Super typical American Middle Class house.
>>52053968
>The ARU pleb is back
lmao
>>52053873
Looks nice as fuck f.a.m.
>>52053958
I don't know if you were implying that's countryside but it's not. It's suburbia. This is what I'd call a countryside house t.b.h.
>>52054055
It's in Lincolnshire, it'd be less than half that.
>>52054077
land is absurdly cheap in the USA. The UK is cramped, Belgium is cramped, Japan is cramped, South Korea is cramped, the Netherlands is cramped. That's why property prices are expensive as fuck in those countries.
>>52054108
fire risk desu
>>52054011
£350.01.
About as much as 130 Mille Feuilles from a nice cafe.
I can buy one for you but you must send me the money first, or the Mille Feuilles.
The best part is that almost all Brit houses don't even have basements. So, as small as they already look, they are actually even smaller in comparison.
>>52053968
>says he is 32+
>DOB - 1985
yeah nice try mongoloid
>>52053836
Is that the only big house in Ireland? Must be, because I can literally street view any corner of your colony and it all looks like this.
>>52054162
don't lie!
it's because muslims and other memes
>>52054178
My house is big enough family, probably a bit smaller that than that but then again I'm the only one living here.
>>52054011
A good few quid.
Do people seriously not think wood homes are bad?
>>52054179
calm down fritzl
>>52054011
'undred shillings
>>52051384
>>52051633
>>52051681
>>52051761
>>52051884
>>52051920
>>52052185
>>52052278
>>52052315
>>52052339
>>52052422
>>52052486
>>52052604
>>52052752
>>52052932
>>52053015
>>52053194
>>52053363
>>52053558
>>52053535
>>52053690
>>52053861
>>52053974
These all look absolutely horrendous
>>52051626
>>52051671
>>52051898
>>52052412
>>52052766
>>52052887
>>52053040
>>52054108
>>52053873
The only houses that look at least halfway decent in this entire thread.
>>52054017
Alright, well then you're just an idiot if you actually think a middle class family cannot afford to pay for this house, assuming it cost £350,000: >>52053040
It's the kind of house that I can imagine a plumber and his family living at (i.e., runs a small business). Definitely not some lofty, unattainable property there.
>>52054258
>niggers can literally crowbar themselves through the walls and into your wifes bed for the late night kekold session.
>>52054316
>wooden kekhuts
What's with all the antennas and towers on top of British/Irish houses, do you not have access to cable TV?
>>52054162
Especially out west. This nice little house in Arizona is listed for just 205,000USD or 135,000GBP You also get a nice chunk of land.
>>52054382
arizona has temperatures near the surface of the sun though
>>52054382
Yea, but then you have to live in Arizona.
>>52054382
wtf lol
you literally posted a house in my neighborhood
>>52054382
looks like it's inspired by mexican/old iberian architecture. pretty cute for an americunt house.
>>52054376
so the government can pick up all our phone convos
>>52054376
I think satellite and terrestrial TV got there first and cable was always just too expensive to really catch on.
>>52054376
It's a dick waving thing in suburbia. If you don't have SKY TV, you ain't nothin'.
>>52054376
They often don't have proper wiring or plumbing. You'll frequently see homes in the UK with wiring or plumbing on the exterior of the homes.
>>52054350
>>52054316
Lol no they can't. It's not made of paper mâché.
>>52054382
those also look like a lot of houses in san bernardino county in california
>>52054382
>roads are literally cracking
wow what kind of third world shithole is that
>>52054431
Good yolks m6 :^)
>>52054440
Why address that, my good dipshit?
how do I move out of this fucking shithole and where do I go
why do people want to defend this country... it's absolute trash
>>52054431
That's the price to pay for houses with history.
>>52054468
This whole thread is retards addressing shitposts (Including me :^) )
>>52054408
>>52054410
its actually not too bad most of the year - only like in june is it ridiculous but heat is much better than cold imo
>>52054472
Move back to Pakistan if you don't like it here
