fuck off, maybe the northern SJW yanks like you pinko weed-loving cunts, but us down in the south want nothing to do with socialists and faggot lovers
>>52051049
Alright fuck u fat bitch
I guess?
>>52051104
>being triggered
Greatest ally
>>52051189
Israel you mean
>tfw no ally that always defends your country when you get insulted on /int/
>>52051049
just here browseing 4chan with my edgy 15 year old
>>52051264
ah yes I've missed all of those dutch hate threads that don't exist
irrelevant toothpaste country
>>52051264
i-i'll defend you~
>>52051264
We became special friends after ww2 :)
The brits luv us so much that we have to give something in return every year so they don't think we are arrogant.
/mämmipizza/ desu
>>52051397
>>52051354
Please don't tell me you think he's French. Please.
>>52051453
And this
>>52051455
why not everybody loves us
>>52051010
>>52051219
Israel is just our very expensive toy we use to dick around in the middle east
france and america are not close friends
french resists america
and in america there is a large anti-french sentiment that has been there for ages, france and america have a mutual dislikement towards each other on a political and personal level
>>52051657
What will be of Israel after the dickings have finished
>>52051455
theres nothing more pathetic than seeing canadians make posts like this
>>52051712
Thats the thing
THE DICKINGS NEVER END
Fuck Canada
Fuck France
Fuck Japan
Fuck Britain
Fuck Germany
Fuck USA
Fuck me
>>52050890
>Spain
>best friend
>>52051650
W-why do they have Trump's haircut?
>>52050988
>>52051408
very good lad
>>52051264
I always defend you pham
Best continental bros and somehow speak a better standard of English than us >>52051860
We're their best ally but they haven't really done much for us
>tfw everybody hates us
>>52052196
I'll be your best friend, let Texas return to the motherland
>>52052446
>hated by all the western countries
>hated by all of the latin american countries
>hated by your own country
kek
>>52052449
watch your fucking mouth
>>52052522
>American flag
>Chilean flag in it.
>>52051189
>>52051205
>>52051650
Greatest ally
>>52051264
>no such relationship exists on /int/
>>52052705
What are you gonna do about it, Anglo?
>>52053145
>not russia and Serbia
Forever bantering bros
>>52050890
This is awkward
>>52053746
>>52052360
>>52052446
I like you Mexico.
>>52052446
Well don't lose your head over it
>>52052196
Aw, you and Portugal love each other.
Also, Scotland.
>>52052446
I dont hate you sr
>>52052446
That's accurate
>>52050988
Ah thanks bro we love you too.
Thanks for the Christmas tree by the way, looks awesome.
>>52050890
Our best friend is probably France.
No one in this country likes the USA apart from Tony Blair, so that rules them out. I suppose we will always be connected to Canada and Australia but they're on the other sides of the world, whereas France is our geographically closest neighbour (apart from Ireland but... we've had differences with them).
Basically these two right here
>>52055692
I understand Canada, but surely we're a better ally to the US than France?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Relationship
>>52055867
They destroyed the empire, rebelled against us, and supported the IRA. The special relationship is one of kekoldry.
>>52055867
gib english gf, yours is the best cunt in europe t b h
>>52055935
The UK and US share intelligence, military resources, trade, etc, and just from my poor uneducated guess, I think that they do that to a greater extent than the US and France do.
Unironically yes
>>52051552
We butt buddies.
>we are the dominant one.
Straya!
>>52055867
>Britain
>Burn down the White House
>Kidnap Americans and press them into Military Service
>France
>Help liberate the US
>Give us the Statue of Liberty
What has Britain ever done for us?
roleplaying as counties should be a bannable offense.
>>52051625
Holland?
>>52056230
US is a power bottom though.
>>52056264
Well...we helped you with your war of independence, but Brits literally built your country...I mean, at least East Coast
![sw_012_by_dave_daring-d6vilsh[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8GJN58c.jpg "sw_012_by_dave_daring-d6vilsh[1].jpg")
>>52056264
You then proceeded to back stab France and support us anyway. Don't fight it.
>>52056416
wot
when ?
Their only "betrayal" is speading anglo culture and language fucking everywhere
>>52055230
t. Ahmed al-Mohammad
>>52056355
The East Coast is shit.
Michigan is rightful French Clay, so please come back and fix it.
>>52056264
Helped you beat the Nazis, remember?
>>52056532
We helped you, Famajam.
Hitler weren't none of our concern. We should have focused exclusively on Tojo.
>>52056526
Michiganian here with French surname
I support this
>>52056526
What have you done with Detroit, m8s ?
![2015-11-22-1448161381-9928790-themaninthehighcastlepaperback[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YZ9b45.jpg "2015-11-22-1448161381-9928790-themaninthehighcastlepaperback[1].jpg")
>>52056569
>Hitler weren't none of our concern
Crazy Germans aren't to be trusted mayne
>>52056569
Fine. We did fuck all for you.
>>52056639
Nothing, that's literally the problem
>>52054501
underrated.
>>52056681
>>52056639
Detroit will be gentrified and hip within the next few decades, mark my words
>>52050890
The brought out the best in us.
When they died, all that was left was self destruction.
>>52056733
There's lots of Hipsters in the University who wear #I_STAND_WITH_THE_D tee shirts, but they don't actually live there
>>52056758
kek
When I was in Europe I saw tons of people wearing Detroit caps
>>52056526
>east coast
>literally the only relevant and historically important part of the U.S
>shit
Kill yourself, flyover fag
>>52056805
Flat cap fashion is thanks to your hip/hop rap influence. Guarantee they couldn't tell you what the "D" or the "NY" stand for.
>>52056860
Europeans know all about the "D".
litwa
>>52056860
I was talking to one guy in Germany wearing a Detroit hat, and I told him that's where I'm from and he had so many questions. Mainly concerning safety kek
>>52056758
Maybe they mean they refuse to sit down to pee
France will always be our true best friend.
>>52056938
heh
>>52056918
I landed at and drove through Detroit last year, didn't seem too bad, though the abandoned and dilapidated houses on the highway out were a bit strange.
>>52056951
Thanks for fixing the flag, the ensign triggers me, but you're also objectively wrong since the UK are our best buds 4evr
A FUCKING LEAF
>>52056991
I live in an objectively "bad" neighborhood... but I know everyone on my street and everyone looks out for one another. It's nice
>>52056991
It's pretty bad in some places, like 8 or 6 mile, to the point where some cops actually advise people not to stop on Red if they can help it.
They want to bring in refugees and put them in the city. They think this will help.
Our original, longest standing ally is France.
But Canada is a better ally for us, purely because they border us, they're right next door and we work together on a lot of stuff.
>>52057105
the france that helped us out was like 3 frances ago
>>52057102
I don't see what could go wrong with that.
>>52057074
Funny enough, when stopped at a store in Arizona some guy told me to keep my sister close and in sight because the Cartel would often snatch people from across the border, I wasn't sure if I was supposed to laugh or genuinely be worried.
>>52051264
I see us more as coworkers. We will work together, have similar goals and it are amiable but we probably won't ever see each other outside of work.
>>52057102
>tfw live right off of 8mile
Holy fuck it's so depressing. There's a disgusting abandoned church right down the street too
>>52051264
That's what happens when you become money grubbing merchants.
You even killed all your Jews, so you don't even have them.
>>52057216
There's all kinds of weird Jesus Buildings on Michigan Avenue going into Detroit.
There's one that just says, in huge white letters on a black background, "LORD JESUS CHRIST."
It's kind of funny driving down Michigan from Dearborn, where it's all Muslim Delis and Hijab Shops, into Detroit, where it's abandoned buildings and Ministry shops.
>>52057276
kek, yeah
>Dearborn
Maybe it's just me, but the Muslims there are actually pretty alright. Compared to the shit I've seen in Europe I'm incredibly thankful for the ones we have. Pic related
>>52057127
It doesn't matter if France is a kingdom or a Republic, we helped you
If Tomorrow, America becomes a kingdom, we'll always remember you as the guys who liberated us
>>52052705
>tfw Matt Schaub used to be good
what happened
>>52057377
They aren't Durkas, and most of them are pretty cool.
I don't want the Syrians here, though.
>>52057382
America will become a monarchy under Trump in 2016, so you better keep your promise, Jacques
>>52057514
>The Queen will have tea with Trump
At least he'll have top bants with Philip
Every "ally" we've ever had has betrayed us either directly or at least indirectly at some point. Except Estonia, but they keep sending thieves and other small criminals over here.
I wish everyone else would just die.
>>52057700
What even are Finns?
Are you people related to anyone else?
>>52057944
Mongols
Really though, linguistically Estonians but not much else. Some dying/dead minorities in Russia also.
Flips love us. They come to California and work as nurses. They're pretty good too; they're taking care of my grandparents.
>>52058002
dem legs
>>52058002
>mfw my uncle is married to girl from Philippines
>tfw they're moving there and said I can come visit
>>52058002
Flips ive met are very nice and hardworking
But 2bh yet to meet a good looking one
>>52058074
Really depends on where he's moving. The Philippines is part tropical island paradise, and part poverty stricken garbage dump with people living inside the piles of garbage. Hopefully he's moving to a touristy area, those are pretty nice.
>>52058134
Be careful m8, after all, they are the most powerful people in the world.
>>52058207
Lol
>>52056230
>detroit is the anus
it makes sense
>>52058002
>>52058134
They have the coolest national bird. Looks like Nicholas Cage.
>>52057153
I live in az. How close where you to the border? I imagined when you said that I was thinking of nogalas, Naco, or yuma desu
>special relationship
>>52058439
I can't remember, we drove a very scenic route from the Woodlands, Texas to Vegas so this was probably second day hours in, I remember walking around that Wild West town in Tombstone so maybe somewhere near there? Hell maybe it was in NM...
>>52058736
Thanks.
>>52055230
>No one in this country likes the USA
Shut the fuck up Akmed.
>>52051010
>>52055230
I always thought that the only thing you britbongs hated more than each other was the french.
>>52051049
Fuck off faggot Canada is our bff
>greatest ally
>>52050890
Probably France.
The UK, Canada, Australia are more like possessions than independent countries and Japan and Germany are literal possessions.
Australians are still the best lads of the bunch though.
>>52058896
Canada is literally built on mocking us; not in a fun way like Britain and France but in a smug way.
>>52059501
Also based Poland.
>tfw I almost forgot Poland
Forgive me. There's no one I'd rather kill Russians with more than our based Polebros.
>>52055867
>le special relationship
Tony, pls. No one in either country buys that bullshit for one minute.
Japan is our sister country. Similar culture. They are our main investor.
>>52059648
Thought they hated you.
>>52059504
>Canada is literally built on mocking us
How so? You jacked the 13 colonies from Britain and we are all they had left. We didn't really care much about you, as much as you'd like to think we did. We built our own shit and you tolerated our existence. End of story.
>>52059784
Friendly rivals
>>52059932
Gross.
How could anyone possibly like Argentina?
>>52059962
They are our white hermanos.
>>52059962
Rude.
>>52057099
>>52058736
>>52059648
I-I love you guys.
Not bothering to post flag from my mobile, but it should be Serbia.
>>52059985
>>52060023
Whites pay denbts
>>52051189
This.
>>52059962
The one that doesn't understand us m8. If we were truly rivals SA would be even worse
>>52060026
We love you too.
>>52057221
Bikes before kikes lad.
Plus, we had no need for them anymore. We've learned all they knew and surpassed them.
We're called German Swamp Jews for a reason.
>>52060114
Why are you called german swamp jews
>>52051049
>legalised gay marriage
>>52059501
Thanks ameriscooter school shooter
>>52060770
Wouldn't want to kill commie muslim gooks with anyone else bro. You guys are alright.
>>52059962
I'd rather live there than anerica desu
>>52056272
this, akin to posting with an avatar
better yet, new jewt should remove flags or re-name /int/ to reddit
>>52056526
no one gives a shit what you think, flyover-kun
I like norwegian salmon
>>52051264
All our greatest ally's are quick to insult us on /int/. Not complaining just saying that's not what ally's are for.
In Japan there is a proverb of "The more you quarrel, the more you are on good terms"
>>52051049
This is why I'll never set foot in the South. It's covered in filthy ignorance.
>>52058099
Agreed for the most part. I don't know why, but the half-flips/half-whites are always good looking.
>>52061797
Nope.It isn't quarrel but sneer.
>>52052029
>>52057153
Yes thats a problem, mexico is becoming middle east tier, there are literary dead bodys hanging from mexucan interstates.
>>52058755
Nigga you were by Juarez.
Fuck stupid Amerifats pretending they're world police or anything.
Lonelyyyyy, I am so lonelyy.
>>52058180
This.
>inb4 some SPD fagtron tries to convince me it's france
>>52052446
personally I like your country and wish to visit it at some time
>>52063339
Greece could use more police desu.
>>52055867
It is. But the poop skins come out at night and they hate the U.K
