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han dies
kylo is hans son
rey is lukes daughter
luke shows up at the end of the movie for like 3 minutes
rey is force sensitive
finn is just some guy who uses the lightsaber a couple of times
finn defects from the empire after being made to kill his friend by captain phasma
finn rescues poe from the empire after being captured at the beginning of the movie after trying to fine lukes lightsaber
rey kills kylo in a lightsaber battle at the end

there, I just saved you $15 and 2.5 hrs
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>actually watching pop-scifi in the first place
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>>52050358
>>>/lit/
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I'm already waiting in line, just to see Rey take Finn's BBC in all her dripping holes after the credits roll.
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>>52050358
>star wars
>sci-fi
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Is this the new "Nuke Boston or Kill Your Son" meme?
Both are lies.
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it doesnt matter, if disney do it, it doesnt count
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>>52050293
>rey kills kylo in a lightsaber battle at the end
How is that even possible, Kylo Ren must be a well trained and experienced sith, while Rey is a newfag in jedi stuff.

Would make much more sense if it was actually Luke who killed Kylo
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>>52050293
>rey kills kylo in a lightsaber battle at the end
you sure? why are they hyping this guy up so much then

who's even going to be the main baddie of the new trilogy if not him?
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>>52050402
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>>52050430
>>52050434
MUH STRONK WOMYN
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>>52050293
Is the protagonist the nigger john boyega?
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>>52050490
He and rey are the main protags
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>>52050402
but if lucas does it, it counts?
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HOL UP
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>>52050514
I don't know why this makes me laugh so hard
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>>52050514
they are just happy they are getting their pay checks, talking against Lucas would mean getting fired, he did it before.

Just look at the mess of the fucking prequels, noone had the balls to tell him filming 3 fucking movies on a green room would be lame as fuck.
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>>52050490
no it's the girl

she is luke's daughter and a mary sue

also she's a bad actress, the director and some actors have said as much in interviews
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>>52050511
I highly doubt it. Hispanics are projected to be the most profitable demographic for Disney over the next 30 years, which is why Rey will be taking spic dick.
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Saw this in the /tv/ leaks weeks ago

You should post it to reddit too.
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>>52050430
Don't you remember at the end of episode 6 where Luke could of killed Vader but didn't.
In episode 1, Obi-Wan managed to outsmart Darth Maul and kill him. Admittedly Qui-Gon said Obi-Wan was basically a Jedi master and we didn't know much about Maul, but it still goes to show that experience means jack shit in the Star Wars cinematic universe
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>>52051037
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>>52050392
Keep telling yourself this mate
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>>52051260
Look at fucking Anakin wrecking Dooku at the beginning of III. He had talent even if he wasn't a jedi master.
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>>52050514
what the fuck is he doing?


and i dont know "if lucas do it, it counts" but i dont like Disney work in general.

when they got their hands over lucasarts they stoped doing good shit
same goes for the animated series
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>>52050877
because it show why the prequels fucked up so hard
he was surounded by a bunch of yes men, while in the original films there where acually people stopping him from fucking up too hard
i have read somewhere that lucas planed to make that skycity in the empire strikes back lock like flowting disney castles until someone told him that that would be retarded
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>kylo is hans son
where are Jason solo, Jaina solo and Anakin solo?
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>>52051674
When Lucas sold the rights to Disney he said anything other than Episodes 1-6 was now non-canon
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>>52051674
not canon
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>>52051674
>the EU
>canon

HAHHAHAHA
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>>52051850
I believe it was Disney that did that. It would be way too hard to make new movies that can live within the old EU.
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>>52051037
Poe shows up in the movie like 3 times and takes a back seat to the other two

Just watch the fucking movie, you'll see I'm right
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>>52050358
>star wars
>sci-fi
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>>52051037

I hope there's a plague that only affects hispanics to be honest
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>>52055196
you also hope you had a gf
and that your dick was bigger than 3 inches
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>>52050384
>>52054946
There is literally nothing unscientific in Star Wars
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>>52055264

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