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If WWII had been a battle of cuisine, which side would have won?


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If WWII had been a battle of cuisine, which side would have won?
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Decisive French Victory desu
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Is China with Allies, or USSR ?
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>>52038035
>less than a week
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The axis, dude. The Germans may have lagged behind, but spaghetto and susho. Raw men and Pozzo.

French cuisine is only okay, imo.
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>>52038078
Allies. These were the days of Chiang Kai Shek
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>>52038150
>a t*rk is trolling you without your permission
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Dear allies, you have a big problem
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
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>>52038010
>USA=shit cuisine
>britain=the shittiest cuisine
>france=god cuisine(if you ingnore all the wierd shit)
>USSR=shut up there is no cuisine its all capitalist lie! to go to gulag
The other side now
>Italy=god cuisine
>Germany=low quality cusine but it has a few good thing
>Japan=i like sushi so i give it the good cusine award
Idk you take your own conclusions
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>>52038662
Don't forget, the Allies also had China and Mexico on their side which gives them a clear edge.
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Italy wins this by itself.
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>>52038662
>forgetting north african support, among others
>forgetting Ethiopian especially
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God, it's like a Bizarre alternate Universe where the two most useless powers on either side became the strongest
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>>52038010
The industrial might of the burger would overpower the rest of the world Tbh.
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>>52038662
China, Vietnam, Brazil, Poland (pierogi! ), Greece, were with the allies.
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>>52038495
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>>52038010
Axis
Even without italy
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>>52038955
Hardly. American food is awful
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>italy and japan togheter

no chance for others to win
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>>52039076
>Even without italy
Good thing Japan was on your side.
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>>52038922
>ethiopia
>food
Pick one
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>>52038010
Allies have France, it wins by itself.
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>>52039903
>THEY EAT SNAIL
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>>52039682
>hating on bread
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>>52040222
It's 2015, c'mon anon eat your snail.
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>>52038495
>Putting slightly warmer crispier bread in between two slices of regular bread.

Who else but the bongs?
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>>52038150
>>52038341
Turks and armenians please gtfo faggots
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>>52038010
Axis easy. Italy + Japan destroy France
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>>52038010
Italy has lasagne and pizza both are pretty great.
I think those would win
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>>52040490
I'm not Armenian
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>>52040640
also look at the allies. France and uk have some nasty meals. Frogs snails and duck a la presse. And UK stargazey pie and jellied eels.
The US is the only one of these that have some good food
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DONT FORGET MÄMMI
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>>52040640
This kinda fucks everything up for the axis tbqh
>>52040856
>US
>good food
Did you bang your head hans?
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>>52041094
>Did you bang your head hans
comeon burgers arent that bad
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>>52040856
I'll never get used to German humour.
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>>52040856
Probably the Axis
How can we win with the US/UK ?
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Great Britain is the true losers of all... seriously..
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>>52040856
>>52041320
(didn't mean to quote you specifically)
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>>52038010
The creator of that image is clearly a butthurt american who didn't want to admit that the USSR was a member of the Allies, and that they helped those commies into power.
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>>52041094
>burgers
>fries
>coke
>pancakes
>not god-tier
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>>52041693
>eww
>meh
>meh
>eww
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>>52041693
>burger
German

>fries
Belgian

>pancake
Every European country had pancakes before.

>coke
cancer-tier
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>>52041771
Just because you cant afford them, doesnt make them bad.
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>>52041819
Hamburgers aren't German.
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>>52041693
I am not a "America has no culture" shitposter, but come on do you really think you invented pancakes?
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I guess the Netherlands, Belgium and the USA could easily have blitzkrieged Germany with all our fast food.
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>>52041320
>probably the axis
Have to agree with you
Italians are their stromg point

All we have is bacon and syrup
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>>52038010
>this image
>American "education"
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