>Last night was my mum birthday
>Get up at 6:30 AM on saturday
>Leave my house at 7:30AM
>Came back at 15:30
>I'm hungry and I want to eat a piece of birthday cake
>I'm going to get the cake in the refrigerator
>The cake escapes in my hand
>The entire cake is on the floor
>tfw
the remainders of the cake or the untouched cake?
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>>52035531
this
this is very important information OP
>>52035531
untouched cake ;-;
>>52035531
Who eats somebody else's untouched birthday cake alone?
>>52035743
why would you have the first piece to begin with?
>>52035452
>>Last night was my mum birthday
>>Get up at 6:30 AM on saturday
>>Leave my house at 7:30AM
>>Came back at 15:30
Why? Expand on this.
>>52035762
OP apparently
>>52035452
post your mom op
>>52035762
lol youre right what a fat fuck
>>52035827
I try to fill all my time to forget I'm nogf :D
>>52035762
>>52035773
I'm sorry, I wrote wrong. The reminders of the cake.
I cant imagine fat brazilian
>>52035947
your entire story is nonsense
go on a diet
>>52036040
I'm already on a diet. Maybe the diet god is trying to maintain me in his way.
>>52036186
then why are you trying to eat all the cake
>>52036267
I was trying to eat just a piece of the cake but the entire cake fallen of my hand when I tried to get it in the refrigerator.
lmaoing at the Brazilian
>>52036351
have you tried putting it back together or was going on 4chan your first plan of action
>>52037171
I just cleaned the kitchen and went to take a nap on the sofa. After this I create this thread.
>>52037301
you should buy your mother a new cake
>>52037438
Yeah, I' thinking about it. But I bought this cake too.
>>52037501
might want to get a third for when you scarf the second one down sr porco
>>52037645
Good idea.
>>52037866
Youre a good idea
Put down the fork
>>52041097
Are you trying to get someone else to call you out for being american and further decrease our internet reputation
Cake is a lie
>>52044721
I dont know what you might be inferring assface
>>52044797
Went were you being mean to OP
>>52046623
OP needs to take a long hard look at his personal life butt fucker
