Anyone here have shameful heritages?
My grandparents were collaborative enough to survive communist purges.
>>52015621
I wish i was a frog desu
>>52015621
Nope.
No. My family has been here for nearly 200 years
>>52015711
So your heritage is made up of criminals
>>52015621
I am ashamed of my mothers family side, it's finn and sami ;____;
>>52015720
my maternal grandpas come from france, if that counts
>tfw 1/2 Sl*v
>>52015720
Maybe. I have a certificate saying they were amongst the first settlers to western australia
If I wasn't Irish I would have God-tier muh heritage. It ruins the perfect blend of GOAT European nations. That and muh native heritage.
>>52015782
>muh native heritage
that's cool, how does it ruin it?
>>52015781
WA wasn't a penal colony back then.
>>52015621
I'm think I'm some kind of Jew there's pictures of my great grandmother with star of David sewn on her dress thing, that shit don't go down in the hood.
yea, my great grandpa was in the camorra and my grandpa had mafia ties. my family fled italy b/c of it.
>>52015741
Hahahaha :D fucking mongol :D
>>52015711
One branch of your family maybe
No
jew, spanish
someone may have been french 400 years ago
I bet most mutts don't even have a clue what their ethnicity is and just blurt out a random one on the spot and stick with it
>>52015878
just say it, we know you have mongol heritage
I'm Ainu
But I proud of being Ainu:)
>>52015741
eat the fucking poroja ! :DDDDD
My grandafther's brother moved to Paraguay in 1945 because he had some legal issues here, but apart from that nothing.
Yeah I'm half irish
whats shameful about north african
>>52015957
do you wear a four leafed clover on the st. patty's day? XD
Not really.
>>52015957
MUUUUH
>>52015932
post your beard
>>52015967
Because you was kings and shit
>>52015816
how true to form
>>52015621
I'm half German(based) and half potato nigger.
>>52016012
>German(based)
>>52016009
not really mate
>>52016001
im not north african. I'm georgian.
north africa is egypt, what's shameful about that? why do people shill that photo like she's ashamed of being from there?
>>52015841
to add to this my grandpa would take me to restaraunts with my grandma and we'd get a free meal and he would go into the back room to play poker, i didnt think much of it at the time but idk what the fuk he was doing
>I always thought I was italian
>turns out I'm african
reads like a racist joke
>>52015816
Makes me not white.
Irish
>>52016024
German is the half I like.
Irish people are trash.
>>52015777
>>52016099
oh! top a teh mornin' te ye!
>>52016090
are you registered as Native American for census's and shit?
>>52015983
Mom was from Waterford
>>52016119
unless he looks like one, most likely not
>>52016088
>triggered
>>52016149
>unless he looks like one,
That has never mattered in american statistics
>>52015621
I have a Swede somewhere on my father's side. I'm going to change my name, just in case.
>>52016178
You need to be at least half Indian and you have to be able to prove you are from a certain tribe to get in
>>52016119
not him, but i think you need to be 1/4, i only knew one person who was actually registered
>>52016191
I hope you honor your heritage and speak swedish
the fast track to elitism in finland
>>52016114
my hair when
>>52015777
HE ПOЗOPЬ POCCИЮ БЛЯTЬ
>>52015990
I shaved it this morning :(
>>52016257
the pretty grills don't like a beard?
>>52015621
At least she has some masterrace Greek genes in her, she's not full negroid...
>>52016285
only white trash and other low life scum like beards
>>52016119
No. I don't look native.
>>52015621
1/128 austro-hungarian
Let's hope it's not hungarian.
Chinese/British/Spanish
No idea how to feel 2bh,
>>52016319
almost every girl likes beards in 2015
>>52016319
My great ancestor Hrngärnifr would laugh at your prissyness!
>>52016329
how are you not white then?
>>52016387
I knew a kid in high school who was native enough to live on a reservation, and he looked a lot like Jimmy Page.
>>52016387
1 drop rule f@m. My great great or great x3 was a full blooded prairie nigger.
>>52016423
who did he rape?
or, who picked up the squaw?
>>52016452
If my memory serves me he keked the white man and got himself a British chick.
>>52016356
Most likely is
>>52016491
english birds always were the romping sort
>tfw 1/16 Slovak
>>52015957
Every amerifat is """Irish""".
>>52016578
but are the irish?
>>52016578
I'm more Irish than you, fgt
>>52015621
I could have up to 25% white ancestry. Hopefully my ancestors didn't fuck any pigskins though.
>>52016578
that's not true, the ones that have any sort of irish ancestry are just obnoxiously loud about it. this doesnt happen with any other ethnicity for w/e reason.
>>52016605
Yeah I'd say so, hank
>>52015621
Father from Uruguay. I'm fair and pass as native, so I pray the lineage is mostly European. Not sure tho.
>>52016605
ack laddie! dun be choosin werds yer gonna be regrettin lader!
>>52016648
you are beyond retarded for falling into that bait
what is wrong with irish people?
>>52016650
Surely that's Scottish come on
>relative was a guerrilla soldier for the CSA
>killed a bunch of unarmed black Cavalrymen
>got hanged as a war criminal
such is life
>>52016694
I'm actually dying here, that made my day anon thanks
1/8 French. Too much socialism for me
>>52016694
The only real Irish live in America. All of the "Irish" in Ireland are actually Syrians and Iroquois.
>>52016753
it makes me want to pop me irish rovers tape in the ol' player in solidarity with me sundered kin ;)
>>52016847
OI MATE
WHODDA FOCK ER YEW LUKKIN ET
rate my Irish accent
>>52016790
there are no french here
NO FRENCH
unless he was a displaced acadian, those were refugees of English oppression after all
>>52016870
desperate most like
>>52015621
>shameful heritages
what does that mean? you ancestors killed some uncivilized filth and now you feel bad for it ?
>>52017003
No, his great great grandfather fugged an abo.
>>52017054
why would anyone do that ?
>>52015957
Half Irish means one of your parents are 1/32th Irish, am i right?
>>52017085
Swedish means one of your parents are Somalian, am i right?
>>52017130
that's rude
though probably will mean that in about 60 years, give or take
>>52017075
Common excuses:
>"I was drunk!"
>"she looked better in the moonlight, I swear"
>"I didn't know she was an Abo, I thought she was African"
>"I'm gay, I thought she was a guy!!"
>"RAEP"
>"I was the wingman, I had to..."
>tfw 1/4 r*ssian.
life is a suffering.
>drop of danish blood from the mothers side
Ehh, could be worse.
>>52015621
History of inbreeding to keep my dads side of the family French. My paternal grandparents were second cousins and goes probably back to when they came here from Quebec in the early 1900s. Luckily my dad was pretty open minded and married my mom, possibly stabilizing my genetics and making sure I didn't turn out autistic.
>someone from my dad side was jewish
>someone from my mom side was a freemason
Swedish and some finnish/sami way, way back on my mother's side. Though I don't exactly consider it shameful.
Nope, my heritage is pretty boring though.
>>52015781
>amongst the first settlers
>first settlers
>settlers
spider detected
>>52017739
>I didn't turn out autistic.
bad news, anon
>>52016733
He did nothing wrong, you kek.
>>52015621
7/8 Sardinian, 1/8 Emilia Romagna
>>52015621
Bunch of chinks, maybe some Mongols or something way back
Isn't gypsy/abo-tier, but isn't ideal either
is no white a shameful heritage?
>>52017739
>possibly stabilizing my genetics and making sure I didn't turn out autistic.
A lot worse than autism can happen, man-go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-OA6tYJoF4
>>52017826
Nah anon, I'm totally not autistic. I even wear this cool fedora and have trained in the art of the katana. Could some autist acheive this level of enlightenment? I think not, my friend.
>>52015621
One set of Great Grandparents came from East Bengal (current Bangladesh), people from India don't like admitting this.
>>52017936
Christ lad
That might explain the abo phenomenon actually
>>52017982
BIG
BENGAL
BENIS
ITTY BITTY
INDIAN
VAGINA
>>52015621
Mfw 3/4 Portuguese 1/4 Brazilian
>>52017982
Did your family celebrate when the enclaves in exclaves in enclaves in exclaves were finally resolved not long ago?
>>52017739
>I didn't turn out autistic
Denial is never good, anon.
>>52017936
Really thankful my dad grew up in the 70s.
I'm 15% negroid. Not sure how that happened to be honest.
>>52018146
I saw that not long after it was first broadcast several years ago, and it's been burnt into my mind ever since.
I did a search on Youtube for documentaries, wanted something light-hearted and whimsical. It was under the title "kissing cousins" or something, I'm like "tee hee hee, this should be funny!"
>mfw for the next 45 minutes
My grandma's family is from Wales...
>>52018081
>enclaves in exclaves
Not really, both sides of my family have been in Calcutta for the last 100 or so years so we're pretty urban and I haven't ever been to Bangladesh. Seems like everything was arranged quite peacefully so thats nice
>>52018266
isn't that a proud thing? even lincoln and frank lloyd wright were welsh
I probably have some Russian blood on the Karelian side of my family.
Could be worse. At least I don't have Swedish blood in the family.
>>52015621
Nope
Nazis on one side
Removed by Nazis on the other side
It's a nice balance
>>52018339
Westsiiiiide!
My fathers side is pure danish. My mothers side is partly Latvian & Russian.
Roast me
Not really. Partly jewish, but I look slavic and feel like a slav, so I'm cool.
>>52015957
No you're not.
Unless you spent at least ten years of your life in Ireland, you're not Irish. You're American. I fucking hate people who spout shit like "OH YEAH I'M TOTALLY X% NATIONALITY, Y% NATIONALITY, AND Z% NATIONALITY" when they're really just Americans.
>find out ancestry
>100% scottish
>what a relief it is.jpg
>notice one of them is a mysterious catholic
please no
>>52015621
I need to get a testing kit, I honestly don't now anything about my heritage.
>mfw father's side of the family is from England
>>52015621
Sounds like she is Maltese, 10/10.
Stop whining.
>>52018567
Badboy Killaz, you know who the realist is
>>52015621
My great great father married and divorced something like seven women before marrying a 15 year old, buying land in Australia, and leaving Europe forever. Any German friends from Einbeck, Lower Saxony, we might be related.
yes - german
Yes. I'm half finnish
>>52019009
Come home german man :^)
>>52019003
Did they come out to SA too?
Mother is all polish, Father is Italian and French Canadian. There is a very miniscule amount of indian blood from the French Canadian side because my ancestors liked to fugg indians.
>>52019280
Do you poo in the loo?
>>52019345
Native americans not India >>52019345
Indians so yes
>>52019155
Of course.
>willingly living in a convict state
>>52015621
On my mother's side I come from Swiss and Huguenot plantation owners but unfortunately that's mixed with my father's 1/8th injun genes and god knows what else.
He keeps telling me we could have some slave blood too like the old fucker thinks that'd be hilarious.
>>52019280
>Father is Italian
You are an untermensch, Obongo is whiter than you.
>>52015621
>tfw half south terrone and half north terrone
>>52015621
100% portuguese
>>52019704
Nice one, good work.
I'm pretty sure I'm more Skopjan/Bulgarian/Turk than Greek tbqh.
got relatives from Gevgeli, south Bulgaria and Istanbul. But I'm third generation from Thessaloniki so it's all good
>>52018696
t. autism
>>52019470
Yeah, my father's side is all German too, but from Posen, Silesia, and some from Brandenburg. I didn't know Germans from that far west came out desu.
I'm probably a distant relative to Anita
Welsh and Portugese...Fuck my life
My proud Hebrew heritage is defiled by my Slav grandfather.
Literally worse than Hitler.
>>52020049
t. Cymro Barbosa
I'm a mix of Sardinian, Ligurian and Piedmontese, the glorious Kingdom of Sardinia lives in me.
>>52020217
*eats panettone* SO WE WUZ *fucks goat* HOL UP SO WE *doesn't lend money* WUZZ KINGS?
>>52015782
>>52020184
+1 for you!
Well, as my heritage is all purely Spanish peasants I guess there was a fair share of incest.
>>52020309
>panettone
AYYYYYYY YO *raises interest rates* DIZ CRACKA JUS ... *sells Nizza to the French* YO HE JUS CALLD ME SUM LUMBARDIAN SHIEET *brags about Nuraghes* IMA WHOOP YO ASS WE WAZ KINGS N SHITTT BUT NEVR SUM LOMBARD CELT BARBERIAN NAHMSAYIN YO
>>52015621
Czech, German, Danish and Finnish in addition to Norwegian.... Not really tbqh
>tfw Pole, German, Amerindian, Black, Catalan, Chinese and Sephardic
Fug
>>52020714
>Pole
how embarassing
>>52020714
>Catalan
first time I see >muh heritage with Catalan ancestry
I'll write it down in my diary
>>52020749
>tfw last name is P*olish
>tfw everybody thought it was Russian or something
>tfw we realized it was P*olish until a few years ago
>tfw my fucking lastname is even "Ruso"
>tfw it comes from my great great great great whatever who came here to kill turtles around 1870
Nowalski is Russian I swear on me mum
>>52020801
Not really, I dont think anybody here goes full muh heritage like the Amerifats
>>52020959
yeah, what I really meant is that it's the first time I see someone acknowledging their Catalan ancestry on /int/
>>52016880
Keep lying to yourself mon ami
>>52021074
>not havin' a Catalan club for all the muh heritage flags
>not seeing all those fagglords yelling muh heritage and watching Barcelona games
They are so edgy they refuse to use the Spanish Club made by the embassy with the other muh heritage fags.
>>52015621
My father's father was born in Flanders...
I am 1/4 flemish... t
The flat non-country.
My family name sounds ridiculous in French.
>tfw
>>52015621
I fucked a girl in the ass without a condom and got poop on my dick, In the heat of the moment it actually turned me on... I came in her ass then pretty much ran into the bathroom.
My grandpa was native and that's about it.
>>52015979
>Leftist activist
>doesn't like father's family
Typical self centered feminazi bitch
Am I white?
My entire family is all Canadian up to my Great Great Grandparents.. After that most of my family came from the UK. The rest came from The Netherlands ,and then a smaller percentage came from some other white European countries. So no, I most definitely do not have a shameful heritage.
>>52021569
"gimme dem white wimminz"
t. alberto barbosa
>>52021522
Just don't tell you kids about their black heritage, they don't need this burden
yes I'm polish
>>52021522
>Poland
No.
Some swedish in there, I don't really mind
![MTE1ODA0OTcxMjU0NzExODIx[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z0hqjQi.jpg "MTE1ODA0OTcxMjU0NzExODIx[1].jpg")
>>52021178
pretty based desu senpai
>>52021665
I think that's his girlfriend or wife.
>>52016001
>Volbenk Amadej Mozart
>black
Back on topic: I have no shameful heritage, I'm a 100% Slovene just like Volbenk.
>tfw I don't know the half of my ancestors because father left us
My dad's side is Catholic Polish
My mom's side is Syrian Jewish
Not sure what's worse
>>52021705
>mfw he was an anti Catalan heritage fag and hated a lot of Catalan immigrants or descendants of them because they were anarchists or communists who escaped something that happened in Spain
![Salvador-Dali-foto-noticias-totenart[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xH2aQ2g.jpg "Salvador-Dali-foto-noticias-totenart[1].jpg")
>>52022227
self hating Catalans are not uncommon, Dalí supported Franco (he also was fucking nuts)
>>52022336
Oh no, he wasnt self hating and one of his sons is a massive muh heritage. You see, most Spaniards, Catalans or not, who came between 1900 - 1930 were mostly commies and anarchists, thats one of the reasons old people here hate Spaniards a lot. He had to go his whole life fighting people who accused him of being a communist or even an anarchist. Then again, he was also accuses of being a Nazi, a Franco collaborator, a USSR peon, a CIA peon, Mussolini's son, and so on.
Its like the Poles who come here between 1930 - 1950 or other Europeans immigration movements.
>>52021878
Is your dad black?
>>52022475
NO, not fully black atleast
we all have some blackness in us, don't we?
>>52015621
>tfw literally descended from Oghuz Khagan himself
>>52021121
He said "French," not "France," you illiterate retard.
You sent close to 0 colonists, unlike the English who sent hundreds of thousands of people here. The 2 fur trappers you sent to Cahokia didn't have many children.
>>52015621
Descendant of conquistadors
>>52021522
>born and raised UK
>considers himself Irish despite being pretty much genetically the same as Britons
>m-muh heritage
i'm 1/16 slovene, so i have some mountain jew junior blood in me
>>52024460
what's so shameful about it?
>>52015621
my ancestors lived in todays croatia bosnia and serbia, i dont know who the fuck am i even though im officialy a serb
Not at all
>tfw white, blond hair blue eyed and tall
>tfw first day of Swedish class my professor asked me if I'm learning it for heritage reasons
Couldn't ask for better genetics.
could be worse, could be a lot worse
>>52019875
t. retard
Dad's parents were both Lithuanian immigrants and my mom's side is a clusterfuck of different lineages going back to before the Civl War. I'm blonde with blue eyes, so at least I look white.
>>52018696
I'm Irish and I've never set foot in Ireland.
I have Irish citizenship through my mother who also never set foot in Ireland.
Does this upset you, my fellow Irishman?
>>52016578
Kiss my fat Irish ass paddy
>>52025101
>>52025155
FUCKING AMERICANS, GET OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52019531
I thought North Italians were white though.
>>52018951
You already know tho. We out here hustling, slangin that dope boy nawm'sayin big bad south side Crip gkillah bitch blood
>>52015621
>twatter
lmao
i dont see any difference between them.
>>52025209
My name is Patrick but I guess you have a monopoly on that name am I right ? Lol come down to Boston I'll show you how to drink real pints buddy
>1/4 Swiss
>1/4 Spanish
>1/4 German
>1/8 Polish
>1/8 Czech
it's ok
>>52015741
Do you feel the fury of the golden horde rising within you every time you smell some horseshit?
>>52025487
make sure it's budlight so you don't put weight on tbqh
>>52024751
Lazy, corrupt, violent, thieving spaniards. No wonder Latam is such a shithole
half english half scottish as far back as i can trace my ancestry
feels good desu la
would you rather be irish in america, or irish in ireland
>>52015621
Australian and then British before that. As aussie as you can get other than abo
My grandpa was an actual communist jew and my (ironically far-right) father (his son) used to wave his dick on chatroulette
>50% czech
>25% irish
>25% english
>>52025741
I'd rather be dead.
>>52015621
My great grandmother was from Naples
The rest was north Italian except for an Spaniard
>>52026146
irish in ireland it is
I'm half asian
Frisian and Sudetendeutsch heritage ruined.
>>52024910
das rayciss, Swedes come in all colors
>>52015621
>25% native
And yet, my skin is darker than my father by a fucking lot. He could have married a white woman easily but nooooooooooooooooo. He had to have a fetish for natives.
All I got was these green eyes and a 5 inches dick. Thanks Obama.
vast majority of white americans at this point are mutts of numerous yuro nationalities
why do they even still obsess over their heritage?
>>52015621
yes, 100% italian
All of my great grandparents are Portuguese.
I can't know exactly all of my family heritage but I'm pretty sure I am 100% Portuguese. Me on the pic desu.
How can your heritage be relevant or shameful though? This question is especially aimed at the Americans.
>the peasant heritage
the shame..
>>52016227
It's actually 1/16
I'm Japanese/German Eurasian. I'm fortunate enough to have been born a woman with blue eyes. I would kill myself if I was like Elliot Rodger!
>>52026524
>is 100% poortuguese
>asks how heritage can be shameful
>>52016227
>>52026688
tbqh it's probably just "have you ever once played cowboys and indians?" at this point considering no natives exist anymore
germany has nothing on our genocide
>>52026301
You're the definition of what western women find hot in a man
greek
>>52026768
You have no idea of how worng you are.
Not all of us are hot latinos that can get pussy just by walking in the streets.
I have a jew nose for example. And I dont even have jewish blood.
>>52026198
underrated post
>>52026890
>tan
>dark hair(?)
>green eyes
>big dick
Unless you're a manlet and/or fat
>>52026966
>5 inches
>big dick
>>52026966
>5 inches
>big dick
Oh yeah. all those girls that ask me to put just half of my dick otherwise I will tear them appart....
im a spic
so theres some spaniard in there
and because of that, some dune coon in there
fuck
Some dirty Irish bastard married my Grandmother and then was rude enough to die before I was born. Fuckiung typical Catholic.
>>52026741
why is it shameful?
most people don't even know how portuguese people look like.
they think we are pakis, brazillians and africans or some shit.
>>52027827
You're not fooling me Alberto
>>52027967
t. meme expert
>>52027827
we know exactly how you look mr Alberto Barbosa
I should do the 23andme test pretty sure it would come back 99% white
>>52015621
My great-great grandfather supposedly left Germany after killing a stableboy.
Breton...
English on my grandmother's side. But she was half-Irish so I supposed that's diluted a little bit.
>>52028331
t. Alberto Nygåård
jamaican, english, spanish and native american ancestry. I dont give a fuck. I have dark skin (southern spanish tan), green eyes, red beard and black hair.
