El Niño edition
cholula sauce
post comfy rap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5btqEdt6gU
>>52014710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE
But you return to me at night, just when I think I may have fallen asleep. Your face is up against mine, and I’m too terrified to /cum/.
>>52014668
Way cuter, definitely.
>>52014706
Is great.
>>52014683
haha sorry i can't control it
>>52014638
Who ready for /El Niño Snow/?
>>52014755
there's a bottle right next to me desu
>>52014743
I slept and saw God's forge in /cum/. Its hearth was quelled, and as it cooled so swooned the verdancy it kept above.
>>52014638
Is el nino that purple stuff? Was it made by Harp?
>>52014638
I was just looking up weather and El Nino, cause its so fucking warm
I'm in wisconsin and its fucking 50s and 40s in mid december
fuck this shit
>Canada
>>52014782
You see this? /cum/, our new home.
>>52014706
top tier
>>52014755
I think it's gonna look good~ If I'm not super lazy I might even try sugaring and then boom, gonna be cute!
uh oh, looks like I might get banned for something. Certain autists must have been pist~
>>52014999
Probably just a warning
>>52014951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYRoA8uCk78
>>52015033
ah, who knows. You get banned for any old thing these days, people are so hypersensitive.
personal tweet of the year
>>52014761
It's supposed to be colder where I live, but precipitation is unknown.
>tfw girls around me keep talking about how handsome Justin Trudeau is
Is Fallout 2 worth playing
>>52015206
Nothing is worth doing
>>52015260
>>52015055
>tfw haven't even finished the game yet
also
>tfw you will never cruise around afghanistan with your bros Ivan and Sergei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBDc2pDQgVg
>>52015206
yes
hmm maybe I should go to bed...idk
>>52015272
Fucking ugly ass gobblin. Same trick all the time and then dive.
God this faggot makes me mad.
>>52015289
I think everyone went to sleep anyway
>cut inside
>shoot with left foot
>everyone knows this
>somehow everytime it works
how
>>52015310
Based Germanbro spouting the truth. One of the most one-dimensional players ever.
>>52015330
It seems like it, but I'm not gonna be tired for a while :(
>>52015280
I haven't finished it either.
Feels bad.
>>52015206
play the first one first so you dont quit when you can't get out of the tutorial temple
this is francisco lachowski
>>52015206
It's pretty dated tbqph
>>52015384
Post some cute photos.
>>52015407
So should I buy the Fallout Classics pack on Steam? Its the first 2 Fallouts and Tactics for 20 bucks.
>Inb4 some fag tells me to just pirate it
>>52015551
of what?! :o
>>52015558
Don't buy it you're giving money to Todd Howard, destroyer of franchises
>>52015578
you know
Last day of work tomorrow buds. Godspeed to us all.
weebs get off my cum pls
>>52015662
hmm it is tempting!
Maybe if you give me that pic u owe me :o we'll have to find another place besides the usual though
Canada is our fedora
still running the air conditioner
>>52014814
That image was developed in '97.
It's better represented by warmer ocean temperatures.
>>52015551
>>52015756
so flo?
>>52015785
post some music.
>>52015736
http://www.tiikoni.com/
Maybe?
>>52015785
>>52015911
We'd need somewhere else to share the keys though
>>52015943
four more hours until sunrise lads!
>>52015900
Or what? You'll get pisty?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CbaTLNBTjM
>>52016095
how awful
>>52015947
True.
ehh
We can just use the temp storage and post when the rest are here
>>52016183
up to you~! better make up your mind quick though
>>52016171
I greet the sun every morning now. Its fun to watch its rays slowly illuminate every dark spot in the woods.
>>52016129
Definitely. I'd be livid.
Reminds me of Pendulum.
Thanks, m8.
>>52016224
We should wait till tomorrow.
>>52016273
That's a Scot, they were Picts, heavily Norse.
Leprechauns were almost exclusively Irish.
>>52016321
yeah probably a good idea cause it's already so late
Do you still have the first irc info? could use that to coordinate if the autismos are around
>>52016391
Nah, I don't like IRCs in general.
>>52015843
New Orleans
It's bedtime, hope y'all sleep well.
>>52016406
guess we'll just have to wait them out!
I always draw the most Friday nights
I always am scheduled for work on Saturday mornings
>>52016609
Go to sleep, anon.
You'll wake up feeling groggy.
>>52016502
The thread on memechan is still useful. I doubt the autists are interested in dicks.
I'll just be using the temporary image storage.
>>52016609
You should go to bed texas~
is late!
>>52016747
mm ya that's true probably. They probably won't even check that thread again
>>52016747
nyet, the creative juices are flowing, I must harness them
and it's too late, I'll be groggy no matter what
>>52016901
You should draw me like one of those french girls~
>>52016747
>>52016839
am i just in time
>>52016901
What do you draw?
>>52017010
either people in random poses, skulls or qts
>>52016996
>>52016996
nope it got postponed!
I was gonna, but it'll be better this way cause I can properly shave now. I did a shit job tonight~
>>52017098
me on the right tbqh senpai
>>52017052
Post one bro.
bed
>>52017253
nope
>>52017233
oh good, cause I'm on the left!!
>>52017266
night~!
>>52017098
tease
>>52017322
now you know what it feels like!! :o
I was willing, but nobody was here besides jalisco and she said no~!
BEDTIME.
Don't be indecisive.
alright it's bed time, night~
Why does the cat bat its arms at the moving warm air?
Could it be that all living things have the "common sense" to survive as anything on this planet?
Like the cat feels a high pressure of wind and starts flapping like a bird or a fish?
I know this is stupid, but I'm high and I'm trying to exercise my imagination, you should try it too.
>>52019004
Cause cats are retarded
>live in northern new england
>almost half way through december
>still hasnt snowed once
>look at 10 day forecast
>not even predicted to snow in the next 10 days
I really REALLY don't like this
>>52019183
All those lawn care dudes who work plows in the winter better have some savings put away.
Why the fuck do I wake up this early on Saturday?
>>52024381
*shrugs*
>>52024511
Well, I can't fall back asleep.
I apparently deleted all the pictures on my phone, except for this one.
Tell me what you're gonna do today.
what are your plans for saturday /cum/?
>read short stories
>drink tea
>watch a comedy
>drink tea
>play some vidya
>drink tea
>>52025032
So far it's been: drive to the bakery, eat with the family, spend the day alone infront of the PC.
I should do something for the university, but I really can't motivate myself. I feel like my depressive phase is coming once again.
Your day sounds comfy though.
>>52024956
>>52025032
Saturday is over now but I went to Ikea and Uniqlo. Had some meatballs but they were only lukewarm so I couldn't really enjoy them. Restaurants here don't take back food like they do in America... I mean, I didn't try to send it back, but I know they wouldn't have taken it even if I'd tried.
>>52025032
I'm meeting with friends at 12 for lunch at some hip breakfast diner that I hate, and meeting up again with some other friends at 7ish at a sports bar that's WAY overpriced. I'll be hungover till the bar, as usual.
i'm high on coke and chatty
thinkin about fucked up hair cuts, shia labeouf, memes, donald trump making america great again
what do
>>52025428
Buy plane tickets to northern Europe. if needed on credit.
I'm too nervous to enjoy anything right now
and i have nothing to be nervous about
>>52025283
Meatballs should be great at any temperature.
You over there for business?
>>52025428
Who the fuck does coke at near morning hours? Drink a lot of water and get comfy, you'll pass out in 30ish minutes.
>>52025472
that's crazy man, why would i want to go there?
>>52025692
i was doing it all night, i'm on the west coast
>>52025692
wew i didn't even read your whole post
i probably won't, pretty sure coke here is always cut with speed or something, i can never sleep after
black people watching tv on their porches
>>52025692
I don't like food that I expect to be hot served lukewarm or even worse, cold. I know some people don't have a problem with that but it really isn't something that sits well with me. I'm kind of picky about cold food to begin with. I'll eat fried chicken and pizza cold but in that case it's usually left overs and I already know that the food is going to be cold. Getting served cold meatballs at Ikea was just gross and made me feel upset.
>You over there for business?
no
f a m, how are you supposed to get into a party? Just ask people you talk to on a regular basis if they know of any?
>>52025508
my life
>>52026005
by having friends who invite you to parties
are you in college or something?
>>52025944
Another thought... I think heat changes the flavor profile of food. If it didn't, why do people sometimes perceive cold food as being gross?
>>52026101
>2016
>canada will always be pissed
>>52025216
What about visiting family for coffee or tea and watch some saturday tv with them. Don't waste your day in front of pc without any energy bro.
>>52025283
>eating at Ikea
why? i went to Burger King today for a big king. i didn't enjoy it though. something was strange about its heat.
>>52025347
looks like a nervous day for you. good luck passing it.
>>52025944
quite a few types of food taste way worse when they're not fresh and piping hot
>>52026208
wouldn't you be pissed if you had an inferiority complex?
>>52026187
Cold french fries are the worst thing
>>52026060
nah. next year
I've just never had more than a couple friends who also dont get out.
>>52026310
>if
>implying I don't have it already
>>52026334
you don't sound like the partying type desu
>>52026215
No ones here, that's the thing. My brother is out with friends, and my mom is out because one of her friends is getting married, if I'm not mistaken. Maybe I'll prepare dinner with my father later.
>>52026215
Americans love eating at Ikea. Going to Ikea if you don't live within 30-40 mins drive of one is like an adventure. You make a day trip out of it. Pack up the car with friends and family, go into town, walk through the showroom, have dinner, then buy your shit and drive home. It's a great way to spend a Saturday.
>>52026247
>>52026321
Does the food literally taste different or is it just a tick of the mind?
>>52026385
well, I wont know until I try it at least once. plus I want to meet new people and have a fucking network when im no longer in college.
>>52026418
Depends on the food, I only know of potatoes that are noticeable , maybe it's not the food, maybe its your tongue's taste buds
Also hello taiwan
>>52026480
how old are you? have you learned how to drink yet? that will be very important for your partying ability
>>52026418
some food tastes like shit once it gets cold, particularly fried things
>>52026595
18. I drink beer and had some liquor before but never been drunk
>>52026713
are you a shy guy? if you plan on using booze to loosen up you should practice your drinking first
you will also be extremely annoyed if you try going to a party sober
>>52026765
when it comes down to asking a girl out, yeah.
Do most people go to parties? this is a big generalization, but based off the people I know, the people who play games and go on 4chan dont go to parties.
>>52027041
Parties are way more fun than 4chan and videogames
And that's where the booty b at
It's always worth it if you get the booty.
>>52027102
really dont care about getting laid often
I just want to maximize the people I meet so I can find the ones I relate to the best
>>52027207
Bruh.
Nah.
>>52026507
I'm just a white dude in case there is any confusion.
>>52027102
>Parties are way more fun than 4chan
More memorable for sure. More fun? Debatable.
Need a (You) right now
>>52028270
>no internet proper until wednesday
>have to use phone as hotspot
I don't like this one bit
>>52028270
Take it, it's all yours my friend!
Good morning everyone
>>52028270
whuz good senpai
>>52028956
suffering. how's the move?
>>52029362
pretty dumb desu
we weren't supposed to be moved in until next weekend but my stepdad's insisting we get moved in today with no internet and no cable
>>52028851
>>52029002
>>52029362
Thank (You)
>cousin, her husband and baby take a trip to Florida
>baby seat went missing at airport
>raining every day
>they shop ridiculously a lot, the third day all their stuff gets stolen from their rent car
Why is America so shitty? Well, at least they didn't get shot.
>dota
>LoL
>>52030052
Were they in Miami or some shit?
You're a big country
>>52030522
Plenty of T*rks here too feel free to come along if you want a change of scenery
>>52014638
I remember the El Niño in 97. So much fucking rain here.
>>52030639
It was so fucking foggy where I am last night, could barely see in front of me when I was driving
>>52025032
Browse the internet accomplishing nothing
Go to work
Come home to 3 hours of free time that I'll spend playing Prototype 2
Go to sleep
>>52030052
I've been to all California miem cities and some places in Nevada and literally nothing was stolen. Maybe your cousin is naive or stupid.
I heard trying shrooms permanently changes your perception of the world
I want to try them
>>52031198
They don't and nothing you get from drugs is real
Its better to just not use them
t. had them
>>52031266
>nothing you get from drugs is real
Isn't that fairly obvious?
>>52031942
Any "enlightenment" or "change of perspective" you get is only because of the drugs and will disappear once you stop using them
Its pointless
why are there so many deleted posts in this thread?
It's been raining for hours here in Culiacan, Sinaloa
How you l a d s doing? Anyone around?
I guess not
>sit on chair all day yesterday
>get up late at night
>legs feel funny, hurt a little bit
>decide i should probably exercise a little
>keep legs and arms moving for ~15 minutes
>hurt a little bit more, to be expected
>go to sleep
>wake up ~3 hours later
>both legs and both arms hurt like fuckity fuck fuck
>like holy shit i don't think i've ever been in this much pain before
>take some pain medicine
>kicks in after 20 minutes
>doesn't hurt as much, go back to sleep
>wake up, painkillers still working, doesn't hurt too much
am i going to die /cum/
>>52033590
>Culiacan, Sinaloa
is it a comfy place?
>>52033961
yeah, you're going to get diabetes you fat fuck
really considering applying to the CIA for a job
>>52034167
really considering reading some porn
>>52034167
Why is that? Do you have the credentials and qualifications?
>>52034234
Like most government jobs it pays well and the benefits are pretty much perfect. I do meet qualification requirements
>>52034385
>I do meet qualification requirements
So you're a big guy?
>>52034019
Not really
>>52034167
They're not going to hire you unless you're straightest of the straight edge
>>52034167
>implying they dont know you shitpost on a website associated with child porn, mass shootings and hackers
Good morning everyone. How'd your night go?
Personally pretty shit, I was up too late and up too early. Also quitting smoking cigs has been a really shit process, but at least my lungs don't wheeze when I inhale now.
>>52035218
it sucked. just like every night
>>52035218
FUCKING MOSQUITOS FUCKING MOSQUITOS IM GOING TO LOSE MY SANITY
>>52035218
I was too tried to masturbate last night but I just had a real nice one so its alright
This guy is living the dream
Bought an old school bus. converted it into a home with solar panels on top. and travels to all the mainland states.
I'm mad jelly.
https://www.yahoo.com/makers/guy-decides-check-game-live-195243757/photo-it-began-as-a-careful-1449871643295.html
>>52035425
Do you need some mosquito nets?
It wouldn't hurt to set one around the main opening of your house.
Discussion:
I like watching shemale porn 2bh, it's hot.
Am I a faggot?
I'm gonna take a shower, but don't worry guys I'll be vigilant not to drown
>>52035996
Do they have tits?
If yes: no
If no: probably not buy maybe a little bit
>>52035996
there comes a point where it just doesn't matter anymore
>>52035425
The worst. Vicious fucking animals.
>>52035996
Dickgirl on dickgirl = straight
Dickgirl on girl = straight
Dickgirl on guy = you're gay son
Taking bullshit online Conflict Resolution courses to try and beef up my resume desu.
>>52036196
Guy on dickgirl?
>>52035425
Horrible things.
Up here even if you have 90% deet they'll still bite through your clothes desperately trying to get to your blood.
>>52036196
what about guy fucking dickgirl in ass? sometimes i can't find scenes with the dickgirl on another girl or dickgirl
boner gets insta killed when its dickgirl fucking guy btw
Had a sexy staring contest with a QT chubbo when applying for jobs
>>52036236
If she's qt and has tits/feminine traits you're straight.
If not you should probably give full blown gay a try. Maybe ease into it with like comics or gfur or something.
>>52036272
>boner gets insta killed when its dickgirl fucking guy btw
lmao fag
>>52036266
>>52036143
>6 bite marks on my body already
>>52036331
fuck i mean the other way a round
>>52036331
t.buttpirate
>>52036357
no wait i didn't mean that fucking aussie
>tfw hungry but if I eat this early I'll probably throw up.
At least I still have a cup of coffee left in the pot.
>>52036451
What is it you have?
Does the french culture encompass Louisiana as a whole, or is it really not that prevalent outside of the New Orleans metro area?
>>52036399
holy shit thanks for making my early morning, sport
Is it normal to put pepper on Mac and cheese
>>52036867
Do it if the m&c is homemade
>>52036867
yeah I did it at the caf of my uni; it was pretty bland without it
>>52036495
I don't have any medical condition, I'm just a small guy who doesn't eat too much, so it throws my body off if I eat too early or too much and I usually end up throwing it all back up.
>>52036867
Yeah. I like putting sausage and hot sauce in it too.
good morning : )
>>52037292
Morning amigo
Gonna be having a /cum/ Movie Night tonight
Double Feature:
God's Not Dead at 10:00 Eastern (7:00 Pacific)
The Room at about 12:15 Eastern (9:15 Pacific)
This is my first attempt at livestreaming so hopefully it works out.
Will post info as it gets closer. Hope you all can make it
>tfw no qt tgf to play basketball with
Is it cuc.kold behavior or degenerate to use another man's genes to have children with your wife? What if you have bad genes like me?
>>52037709
I hope it works out.
Is God's Not Dead a meme choice or is the movie serious?
>>52037853
What are your "bad genes?"
You'd have to have a severe mental/physical disorder/disease to have such a excuse.
>>52037798
when will misuzu get [SPRAYED]?
>>52037978
She'll be the one doing the spraying.
>>52037709
I'll be there
am I a nigger if I enjoy Kendrick Lamar?
>>52038227
No, Kendrick Lamar is a respectable African American that doesn't partake in degenerate drug culture and instead talks about the issues afflicting his society, including the degeneracy and hypocrisy of black people.
>>52037955
Scoliosis, anxiety disorders, manletitis, various spinal problems and just an unattractive phenotype.
/cum/ is dead
These are pretty nice t b H buds
>>52037885
Took a poll, those were the top 2 choices
They're all meme choices... if it works out, next weekend I'll do something different
>>52038345
>anxiety is caused by genes
>>52038345
You mixed in some meme answers in there.
It makes me doubt the authenticity of your complaints.
Do you have medically diagnosed scoliosis? By an actual doctor?
>>52038408
My grandfather, my dad, me and my brother all have anxiety problems. I am beginning to doubt it is nurture at this point, and depression is believed to be genetic.
>>52038444
Half the women in my family have scoliosis and my dad and grandfather have had degenerative spinal disease very early in their lives, and I have knock knees. I don't have it.
>>52038389
You should have asked for suggestions before doing a poll with movies choices none of us agreed on or suggested.
Please do this for the next time.
Hell, I can help organize the next one or do it if you aren't up to it.
I'm not being trying to be mean btw. I'm trying to be constructive.
the only way to make german girls attractive is to mix them
>>52037885
I voted for it as a joke
I think its some christian movie or some shit
>>52038557
Norwegian girls are where it's at
>>52038447
Depression is very different from "anxiety disorder."
Unless you were diagnosed by a professional to have it genetically, it isn't authentic. And to do so it requires a look at you at a young age.
I have legitimate clinical depression and it legitimately runs in my family.
But it isn't cause to stop breeding. It just means I have to teach my kids how to handle their emotions differently at a younger age.
OCD is hereditary, but Anxiety Disorder is still under investigation.
http://www.everydayhealth.com/news/is-anxiety-hereditary/
>>52038515
Eh, just went with movies I had already downloaded.
>>52038557
True, unfortunately. Slav-or asian-mixed girls are the best
>>52038557
Back to your hidey hole jew.
>>52038311
that's nice thank you. I also listen to old school hip hop but I kinda feel like a manchild for doing so.
>>52038676
Come on, that's boring as fuck.
Is your internet so slow you can't down load a couple of movies in one day?
I've got 3MB/s speeds and I can do it.
>>52038737
Literally nothing wrong with old hip hop. Nothing man childish about actually listening to them, more of being on their dick and trying to convert people to listen to them.
Like people do with Immortal Technique and Hopsin.
>>52038748
Nah, was just too lazy.... I'll change the movie
What are some suggestions?
>>52038901
Just make a poll of whatever you want to see and I'll vote
>Literally nothing wrong with old hip hop
t. DaMarius "lil d" Robinshawn
>>52038858
man immortal technique is so funny. i kinda like dance with the devil and obnoxious, but his songs are so red-pill bullshit about the illuminati and whatnot, it's pretty funny.
I dont know about the hopsin guy
>>52038936
Already did... people voted, those were the movies. Then someone said there was no choice as I chose the movies in the poll... so first 5 suggestions in the thread we'll vote on.
This was the initial poll
http://strawpoll.me/6239449/
>>52038901
As far as movies that are talked about by /cum/ a lot, and may take to /cum/'s taste.
At least one action movie or political/historical related movie would be good.
And one meme movie would be good.
You might want to ask during hours with more people, like at 4-5PM EST.
I'd like Kingdom of Heaven or Escape from New York.
>80F
WHY
https://jebbush.com
Simply
Epic
>>52038985
>>52038737
good little kek
>>52039217
like our country....
>>52039012
>Illuminati
>red pill
whats poppin
its yo boy craig clitmunch on the track
>>52039203
Hearty kek
>>52039281
Should I take the white pill?
>>52039400
White pill is the green pill checkdown
>>52039309
TERMINATOR X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWTE1Uj9Z8c
>>52039400
Iron Pill is the only pill that should be taken.
If we all gave $3 to /cum/ the fundraiser would be over in an hour
>>52039611
>the fundraiser
Don't tell me this is for some stupid shit.
>>52039693
Please
>>52039603
The Iron pill seems like a lot of work though
>>52039759
You mean the wiki fundraiser?
I already spent all my money on a guitar.
I don't have a single dollar in my account.
