>be me
>do a wank

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>>52013096
>wake up
>have to shit
>shit have same colour as OP's skin
cannot make this shit up

>>52013152
>wake up
>have squinty kazakh eyes
>go piss
>piss has kazakh skin color

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>>52013188
>want to visit Czech Republic Government site
>browser opens porn site
ayy

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what do you think of "moleskin" /int/ ?

I think it's very fitting because cumskins :

1: look like moles ( the animal)
2: are infested with moles

>>52013152
>wake up
>can't stop throwing up
>go to doctor
>doctor says my potassium levels are low
>get potassium supplement to renew my levels

>>52013096
STOP CALLING ME PIGSKIN I'M A FUCKING OLIVENIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>52013257
>eat a banana
>the potassium in it came from Kazakhstan

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>>52013267
Potassium?

>>52013152
my piss had ur skin color

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>>52013267
>wake uo
>cant find your wife
>she fucks with emu in kitchen
cannot make this shit up
>>52013297
>wake up
>get shot
cannot make this shit up

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>>52013328
>wake up
>die in potassium mine accident

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>>52013377
>wake up
>get shot
@
>go to school
>get shot
@
>go to subway
>get shot
>>52013317
at least Im not smell piss, unlike you smell shit

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>>52013438
>wake up
>slave away for Russian minority

>>52013478
I guess that you are the pidorashka, is it true? ;)

>>52013498
Don't even know what that means desu