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2015-12-12 03:26:22 Post No. 52008446
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2015-12-12 03:26:22
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>"I have a Canadian neighbor. I fuck his wife in front of him," the American dreamt before his fantasies were disturbed by movement next to him in his bed
>"Honey? Are you awake?" he said to his wife
>only a faint garbling noise is made as a response
>the American rolls over to see what the commotion is
>he sees faint movement, an imposing silhouette in the dark
>"What the fuck is that?" says the American
>he turns on the light, and is blinded by the sight of a bright red coat
>his eyes adjust, and he sees a massive, burly Canadian Mountie straddling his wife's head
>"DEAR GOD!" exclaims the American, as the Canadian's massive shaft plunges noisily in and out of his wife's gaping maw
>the Mountie slowly turns his head to the American, a great smile creeping across his face
>he leans into the American, his face only an inch or two away, and whispers:
>"You only had to be Canadian."
