WHERE DID YOU FIND YOUR FUCKING GF? ANSWER ME NOW
in college
>>52001480
depends
which one?
>>52001480
at the gym
i knew her from summer job tho
>>52001534
all
Found .jpg from internets
A girl I work with introduced us.
I have a child on the way /int/. How do I get rid of my degeneracy quickly so that I don't become a beta fag and name my son Jaden.I want to be a role model for him.
I thought Russia was full of qts?
There's a Russian girl in my class, and she's qt
>>52001708
name your son Ivan or Boris,those are pretty alpha names and universal
he cant be a beta fag with that name
>>52001708
you could start by giving him a proper Irish name
>>52001714
he is jew,he doesnt like russia and russians
>>52001770
I would laugh my tits off if I saw a little kid with an Irish accent named boris or ivan desu
>>52001827
L-london
interpals
FUCK YOU ALL NORMIES I HOPE YOU GET BEHEADED BY NIGGER MUSLIMS MODE PLEASE BAN THEM THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE ON M Y B O A R D
>>52001480
library
online meet n greet for college before she became a student here
>>52001795
We have already planned to call it Saoirse if it's a girl and Séan if it's a boy. Irish enough?
>>52001935
Pls greentext how you met her.
I have been thinking about going to the library to meet women but it seems so cheesy
>>52002018
>greentext
Back to /b/
>>52001480
highschool
didn't work because we grew up differently though, so i don't recommend it
>>52002049
>Back to /b/
WE ARE IN /b/
NOBODY LEAVES /b/. EVER
Fuck you
Mode bans for cp and not for normalfaggotry what the fuck
>>52002049
How is greentext /b/ exactly?
You even replied in greentext
One in high school, playing chess in the afternoons; another in a bar near my then college, both drinking litres of cheap beer; a third one in a bookshop, chatting about dystopias.
>>52001566
friends introduced us
>>52002018
>be me at the library
>seen her a few times, participated in conferences and debates, she was there watching
>someday she comes and ask if I can teach her about linguistics
>she wants the D
>go to her place
>she actually wants to study linguistics
>no jk she actually wanted the D
we've been together for a year now
>>52001480
in Russia
In Warsaw.
>>52002439
>being babgladeshi
>>52001480
She just like added me on Facebook.
нa вeчepинкe
гдe жe eщё
>>52002466
Fuck you in particular
>>52002049
Are you retarded?
>>52002529
>she used to add on me on the facebook
kidnap
>>52001480
in a massage parlor.
you have to leave 4chan first
how does one get an anzu gf? ;_;
>>52001991
> Saoirse
>>52001480
tbf and abundantly h, she came to me
all of the other girlfriends in my life I met on christian singles or adult friend finder (but eventually the christian singles girls turn out to be sluts and the adult friend finder profiles turn out to be poor christians making fake profiles)
>Be me
>Go to massage parlor
>Girl with name tag comes up to me
>Look at her name tag
>It reads 88
>She says, ”其实我觉得你满可爱的“
>Mfw
>She sucks my dick
>Let's me fuck her and cuddle whenever I want
>Adds me on WeChat
Thank you so much, Big Brother. For treating me to such a high class joint. I am undeserving m(＿ ＿;)m
>>52001480
i never had one
i convinced a few drunk grills to have sex with me a few times, by the time they got naked and wet it was too late to back off when they saw i have a small dick
that way we don't have to see eachother again and i don't have to feel too embarassed about it and can learn to work with what i have
>>52001480
Internet. She is Russian, tb'h.
>>52001708
Get strong.
Vote Trump.
>>52002592
Kurwa no nie!
Keked a motherfucker and took his GF
>>52001480
>brother gets internet gf
>she moves in
>turns out to be a fatty
>rages out alot
>smashes his shit
>frequently hits him
>threatens to call the cops saying that he is abusing her
>refuses to get a job or even go to college
Fuck women. That shit ain't worth it.
>>52005847
idk why you'd be proud of that
if she did it to him she's probably doing it to you too
>>52005921
>putting up with that
>from a fat uneducated girl
your brother must have horrible self-esteem
