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Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
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今までのスレ一覧
>http://desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese%20thread/
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub
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1 for you voice
2nd for based ruski (:
I shouldn't have left two windows open for two weeks while I was gone, now my apartment is way too cold and even the heater on full blast has yet to help so I am sitting here in a proper jacket and put the pizza bread rolls I ordered for dinner underneath the jacket to warm myself while I finish the pizza first.
How are the temperatures in Japan?
Maybe the Lebkuchen will make it to YeYe without melting on their way there.
It's been two weeks since I sent it off, I wonder how much longer it will take for the parcel to reach Japan.
When I say 'Ohp', I mean like "Hop".
WHERE DA HUNNIES AT?
>>51994045
おつ
さらに
日本、何故?
if you, gaijin san have a soul, plz upload voice 'daisuki!! obasan no omanko namesasete'
>>51994211
Kinda sugoi
>>51994163
great!
Music edition? Music edition!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j01TdplzSNc
>>51994315
Twelveのキレが違いすぎる
>>51994265
Can someone explain the 乙 meme to me please
>>51994156
> putting pizza under the jacket
your jacket will smell like a pizza soon.
It's 13 degrees where I live. This winter is much warmer than usual.
To whom did you sent the gift?
>>51994538
お疲れさま → おつ → 乙
means almost thanks
>>51994129
https://clyp.it/0j0cf4ep
へた!
>>51994538
お疲れ様です(otsukaresamadesu)→おつ(otsu)→乙
乙 sounds otsu originally
>>51994612
上手じゃん、ちゃんとそう聞こえるよ!
もちろんネイティブみたいには聞こえないけど、ぼくの英語よりはずっと上手なんじゃないかな!?
>>51994612
really clear pronunciation
上手だと思います。
>>51994184
>When I say 'Ohp', I mean like "Hop".
m8...
>>51994732
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>51994593
YeYe-san
NEWEST VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTWf6vPiN6Y
NEWEST VIDEO
>>51994755
>ぼくの英語よりはずっと上手なんじゃないかな!?
いや、そんな訳がないと思う。
ちなみに、私の英語も全然ダメです
Welcome to Japan, Gaijins!
>>51994865
I like YeYe — she's a quality musician
>>51994964
I wanna go home!
>>51994851
Fuckin cute Loli voice Please marry me
>>51994799
ああ、全然、あなたは優しいすぎる。
>>51994251
https://clyp.it/ce3wq4mn
>>51995008
米国在住日本人?
Are you Japanese living in the US?
>>51995056
スゲ!
さっぱり日本人じゃないか?
How do I get a qt BBA gf?
このスレはいきなり声優スレになっちゃったのか?
>>51995095
いや、火星人じゃん
>>51995056
泣いた ありがとう
>>51994865
Are you a just fan of her, or do you have an actual relationship with her?
I am regret to say this but sending food is bad idea when she doesn't know you.
>>51994915
母国語ポルトガル語だもんね…
それなら日本来ても困らないレベルだし、ほんとすごいと思うよ
>>51995118
Ain't no need to be cheeky.
>>51995142
>qt BBA
not exist.
>>51995265
He is going to dive into 2D i think.
BBA is BBA because BBA is BBA
That's why BBA is BBA
>>51994251
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gQbkIgq95G
>>51995226
What? I'm being sincere, that's pretty fucking good.
>>51995172
Grava algo também Manoel.
>>51995218
そうかな
>>51995364
Oh, thanks then
>>51995327
but some BBA are not BBA for me, so BBA is not always BBA for everyone.
What's life like for tradesmen and construction workers in Japan?
I only hear about the brutal workloads the office drones have to contend with. I never hear shit about the electricians, scaffolders, builders, plumbers, etc.
Is there the same corporate/feudal mentality going on in those industries? Are they seen as prestigious industries? Can one easily support a family with a tradesman job?
やっぱり私は発音練習しなきゃ
>>51995265
But the women you bully and call BBA here are actually quite lovely and cute older women
>>51995056
how old are you
>>51995567
I can qt BBA
ON THE INTERNET
>>51994251
これでいいのか?
https://clyp.it/rs2ahheq
>>51995599
24 (also, admiring your numbers)
なんでみんなおばさんのまんこなめなめしにいってるんだ…
3人もババアのまんこ舐めさせてとか言ってて爆笑してる
>>51995698
やるじゃん
>>51995000
Trips never lie.
Maybe I overdid it with the packing though, I wrapped it in recycled paper for the aesthetics and then tied it up with hemp cord with an archive knot so you can easily open it by pulling on the string because I thought a bow would look kinda gay and any other knot would be too bothersome to open without scissors and then I fixed the string and envelope with the letter to the packed gift with red seal wax and my seal stamp thing (I only have one with a sun shape).
It actually looked pretty twee and shit but maybe it will come off too fanboyish. Like who just sends a bag and other random stuff.
>>51995199
We talked for 5 minutes at Kyoto station, so I think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IRGenlpf-E
It's all packed and sealed, it's not like I am sending her homemade cookies in a cellophane bag.
Who wouldn't trust a GERMAN.
>>51995698
https://clyp.it/ylhyfdt0
>>51995523
working condition depends on companies you work, but I think wage of construction workers is not high.
>>51995817
You had to set it to spanish hadn't you.
>>51994251
https://clyp.it/jhqk11hx
>>51995982
ken-sama is that you
>>51995816
That's a nice little boy she got to hold up your present
>>51995982
The Japanese lady in this thread would burst into tears with delight by now
こんにちは!
>>51996329
If only I had a microphone ..
The things I would say ...
>>51995816
What... why are you so obsessed by her....
She is cute, but she is not that cute... There are many Japanese qts in Germany who want to have German citizenship.... so why?
>>51995609
>my gaijin accent probably would have come out
That's the cute point I guess.
次は、もう12時には起きられないので、2時に起こしてください、でお願いします!
https://clyp.it/nvb5fi3j
なんかおばさんのまんこに代わるお題がほしいよ
>日曜日の18時、水道橋の王将に集合
>>51995698
>>51995982
thank you very much , but actually i am not BBA,sorry
>>51996329
>The Japanese lady in this thread
Good morning anons, I've just got back from jogging, outside wasn't cold at all, and I will make tea for my wife (not waifu) from now.
How are you guys doing? Vocaloo?
>>51996354
おはようございます
guten abend
>>51996410
I didn't know a guy could be this cute
>>51996517
I don't mind. If there is a chance that a qt BBA in this thread may hear it and smile, then it would have been worth it.
>>51996383
I'm pretty sure these sites work on phones
>>51996532
おはようございます。
のぞみ先生もやろうぜ!
>Wake me up at twelve.
>>51996532
>Vocaloo?
>>51995567
No, BBA doesn't simply mean aged women. There are some middle aged women who aren't BBA.
We call someone as BBA only when she doesn't care about her appearance, and acts like BBA.
>>51996532
Good morning gozaimasu, nozomilover-tan.
Where are you going to take your wife (not waifu) today?
OK I'll say sth again
>>51996410
https://clyp.it/fmmpp4oz
I can't join this vocaroo trend, because I am now working in the office, and the PC doesn't have speakers.
>>51996735
>implying she isn't in his fridge chopped in cute little pieces and when he is talking about preparing tea for her, he is taking one teeny tiny piece out and puts it in hot water
Three random questions for you.
How do Japanese feel about religion? Especially older people.
If Japan started to accept Syrian refugees tomorrow, how would the majority of the population feel?
Do Japanese nowadays feel guilt for the crimes of Japanese empire in WWII, much like Germans feel about Third Reich's crimes?(inb4 le hitler did nothing wrong meme)
>>51996920
トイレ行って手元の板に吹き込むだけの簡単なお仕事です
>>51996945
But show me one thing hitler did wrong
>>51996843
>12時に…だったっけ?
ﾜﾛﾀ
そういう大喜利じゃないからこれ!
>>51996920
Use your phone?
I'm Japanese
no needs for vocaroo
>>51996665
お誘いありがとう、けど嫁に録音しているところを聞かれたくないんで無理だなあ(涙
>>51996724
haha, when I listened to their voice, omanko thing makes me laugh and my wife was surprised.
>>51996735
Today, we'll go to an year end party at my friend's house at night. :)
>>51997081
Hi The F.
We need your voice.
>>51997030
Eva Braun uezs.
Er konnte jede Frau der Welt haben und entschied sich für ein 4/10 deutsches Weib anstatt eine 10/10 qt Koreanerin
>>51995982
やっぱり一番うまい ネイティヴ
>>51997037
いいえいいえいいえ
「じゅ」と「じ」の発音っていうことだ!
>>51997143
Tomorrow.
Can't find my microphone in the dark
>>51996945
>If Japan started to accept Syrian refugees tomorrow, how would the majority of the population feel?
>>51997085
>嫁に録音しているところを聞かれたくないんで無理だなあ
嫁に録音してもらえばいいじゃん
>>51996937
That's rather morbid, anon. Although I believe you're misrepresenting nozomilover-san, it pleases me that you have such creativity an an active imagination.
>>51997198
Will you say "hon hon hon" for us?
>>51997198
are you pretending to be outside?
>>51997198
tatemae
>tfw no bf or gf to cuddle with studying Japanese
>tfw they will never tug my teeny weeny making me squeel like a girl
>>51997030
He lost the war.
おはよう~、先輩たち
Have you ever heard of Kumon? Is their Japanese course good?
>>51996945
1. I believe Japanese people don't care about religion including older people like people of middle east do.
2. Feel bad, because they can't speak Japanese, and their culture is too different from us.
3. No, I don't understand why we, younger generation, should fee guilty what our grand parents did to people who are descendants of the actual victims.
>>51997188
なるほど、合ってたからなんでやめちゃったのか分からなかった
大丈夫だ、続けてくれ!!
>>51997282
No I'm pretending I'm not lazy and don't want to move my ass of my chair
>>51996945
1.irrational, doubtful
2.feel "im independent of it for me"
3.No
>>51997417
upload your ass
>>51997281
I will say funny insults ok bae
>>51996393
It's not about her being cute or not cute, it is about her being YeYe, the sweetest musician I ever met.
Also I am not obsessed.
>>51995982
すごく上手い 9/10 か10/10
>>51996937
Why are you pretending as Stefano? I'm sure you are not him.
>51997231
おまんこ云々で嫁にドン引きされてしまったので無理
>>51997327
Have you finally been convinced to go full trap?
>>51997519
That was quick
>>51997487
Thanks, mon petit chéri
>>51997327
キール・ヨーセルフ
>>51997362
こんばんは
I do it. N4 here. Honestly thinking about switching because the teacher is not that good. She sucks in both jp and pt. Probably took the job just for some quick buck. I learn more from forums and japanese threads on a daily basis these days.
The method is good because it forces you to study every single day, but 2bh if you have discipline you can advance a lot faster than the actual course.
>>51997362
I know some course of Kumon, which one do you want to know?
>>51997508
hey, bro. did you got back? and did you read my message via skype? lol
国際板民にあるまじき考えかも知れんが正直WWIIとか俺らの世代に言われても困る
お前らは俺らを責め立ててどうしたいわけ?ってね
>>51997575
That's the power of 日本語スレ
>>51997253
>That's rather morbid, anon.
Holy shit, you are a creep!
>Although I believe you're misrepresenting nozomilover-san,
Don't fucking talk about nzmls like that!
>it pleases me that you have such creativity an an active imagination.
You are a nut, you're crazy in the coconut!
>>51996945
i love all of WW2
the warrirs fought with full forces each other, including gaijin
i respect for them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jNLuKtvCNc
AYYYYY
>>51996410
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r4bq1Covgc
自信ない。
>>51994251
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hdqAP4o9Hp
I couldn't resist.
>>51997519
I regret not doing it when I was younger...
>>51997512
>Why are you pretending as Stefano? I'm sure you are not him.
you got me pal
>>51997624
>She sucks in both jp and pt.
Where is she from?
>>51997643
Yes, I came back today. Finary.
BCK I forgot the password for that account and haven't bothered resetting it because I pretty much only created it for the pre-meet talks before our lunch DATE. So I haven't been online for at least two months now.
>>51997624
Currently, I'm studying by myself, using Anki and Tae Kim's Grammar Guide
I was thinking about taking classes at Kumon just for a better orientation desu
At first, I thought I would do just fine on my own, but now I realize that Japanese is not nearly as simple as Swedish
>>51997643
The Japanese one. Is it worth it?
>>51997778
r u an anime
[spoiler]Seriously I didn't even know a grown woman could talk like that[/spoiler]
>>51997838
A floating mustache?
>>51997760
Japan: UOOOO
China: AiEEEEEEE
Eng: OMGAAAAA
TIL , France: AYYYYY
Another question.
How do Japs feel about overseas weeaboos?
>>51997778
Really cute I'm graceful to you sincerely........
>>51997953
honorary japanese
>>51997778
Voice manipulation software got really good I reckon
>>51997953
They should their power of being weeb toward world piece.
I wish I was a little girl.
>>51997778
are you 2d?
>>51997788
I see, I got you, m8
>>51997808
ah, you are always online and it shows ''afk''.
okay, never mind it.
>>51997829
Actually if you are busy but you still want to study, it may works. Because the system is very systematic, it's like someone compel you to study everyday. Imo, it's not worth very much.
>>51997778
my ochinpo became diamond
>>51997778
上手だから自信もって!
>>51997804
妙に日本人。簡単な作文もわかりにくい。大変だよ。
>>51997829
Another thing I forgot to mention is the classes are literally filled in my unit, so the teacher is always very busy, having to respond to a bunch of students with varying skill levels.
At this point, I'm starting to think the best orientation would be a private teacher. Or maybe it's just me being needy.
Idk about Swedish but I find Japanese grammar very pleasing. It's somehow simple to me.
>>51997953
They are treated like animals by tv show.
寝ます!! またね!!
I'm going to bed!! Seeya anons!
普通に考えてもう今後一生イギリスロリ声おまんことか聴く機会ないし一生ものの経験をしたと言える
>>51998047
>Never be a little princess
>>51998361
>going to bed
It's time to wake up, anon.
>>51998127
Oh, maybe I should retrieve those lost messages of yours. ;_;
g-gomen
Have you guys ever heard of Marugoto?
Turns out the guy I went to Bangladesh with is a secret little weeb (he brought homemade strawberry jam with him and it had "ichigo" handwritten in hiragana on the jar) and he learns Japanese in evening school with the Marugoto books.
>>51998361
mata ne!
これが死ぬほどうまい件。
>>51998361
>getting up at 2 pm
japan...
>>51997851
>>51998070
Yes I am an actual 2D british loli.
>>51997971
>>51998221
ありがとう。 日本語の勉強、頑張ります
>>51998361
おやすみなさい
>>51997953
as for me, they are different mankind living/walking in Akihabara.
>>51998361
おやすみ see ya.
>>51998465
Look at this normie
>>51998465
I've been waking up around 5pm for the past few weeks
おはよう
土曜日だぁ……
>>51998483
since how long do you lurk here?
>>51998361
okay, but don't forget to fap to this
>>51998518
but do you actually set an alarm for 5 pm
>>51998465
he is working at night shift?
>>51998518
When was the last time you saw natural light, anon?
>>51998127
>>51998280
Oh, well. I guess I'll try to keep studying on my own for a little bit more, then. It's not like I'm very busy anyway. I'll make being able to have a decent conversation in Japanese my goal for vacation :D
Thanks, lads
>>51998581
Is this a boy?
>>51998433
It's okay, I didn't write any important message so far after we met. lel
Marugoto? it means whole / a whole package...
>>51998518
I usually wake up 5:30 am for jogging, too. but it's still very dark. Do you go jogging as well?
making farts in crowded train is fun.
シャルリーエブドの事件と
それに関する日本のツイートとかを見返して
この理を思い浮かべた。
「表現の自由の限界は自分の火力の限界。」
要するに相手を殺せる力がないかぎり
そいつを批判したり、おちょくったりするのは
間違っているということ。
表現の自由を自己責任を持って堪能するには、
ちゃんと責任取れるように重武装するべきである。
・・・どう思う?
>>51998592
Yeah, it's set at 5pm so I don't oversleep
>>51998678
Haven't seen natural light for a couple months now
>>51998719
No.
>>51998746
>7:45
Shiit
>>51998743
http://marugotoweb.jp/
>>51998767
Why do you sleep so late; do you work nights?
In South Korea there's a thousand things I want to say to her
But whenever I approach her, she makes me look a fool
I wanna say, I wanna tell her
About the young ideas
But she turns them into fears
>>51998746
Being a chikan is even more fun.
風刺画=説明逃げ だと思う
言論で戦え、そう言いたい
>>51998949
>Still continuing with this farce
japan so kawaii ii :***
:D:SD
bEST cuLture! :D
>>51999024
I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
>>51998806
the starter part is in maintenance now. will you study Japanese?
>>51999098
oh lord
wiiUもってる人いる?
>>51998825
I've always been staying up late and since I got out of school and became a NEET, staying up all night became normal
>>51999046
we lose, poland culture is winner, ┐(´д｀)┌ idk
>>51999105
No I just never heard of it before, I thought maybe the general consensus is that it's shit so it has never been mentioned.
>>51999205
just get anki for your smartphone, core10k and learn one word a day
>>51998765
>要するに相手を殺せる力がないかぎり
>そいつを批判したり、おちょくったりするのは
>間違っているということ。
圧倒的な戦力差がある場合、単に弱い者虐めになってしまう場合があります。
>>51999152
Do you live alone?
>>51999205
I've read that it keeps romaji until like the middle of intermediate course or something. That doesn't exactly give it a great reputation.
>A pop group has flown back to South Korea after officials in Los Angeles thought they might be sex workers.
>The eight members were travelling to America for an album cover shoot but were detained for 15 hours in customs.
>A statement from the group's record company, WM Entertainment, said authorities held them after going through their costumes and props.
>"They seem to have mistaken them as sex workers," said a spokesman.
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35071156/k-pop-group-oh-my-girl-detained-at-la-airport-on-suspicion-of-being-sex-workers
>>51999287
I live with my parents, why?
>>51998550
In all honesty, just a few hours ago. Although I've been frequenting two other boards for years. I decided to come here today purely on a whim. Please excuse the blog, I'll get back to lurking now.
>>51999434
why not both.jpg
>>51999434
>They seem to have mistaken them as sex workers
They aren't mistaken tho
last night, my Fin friend gave me a Christmas present box, I was so happy to get it, but except this ....Lakritsi. What's the hell is it!?? I couldn't even bite 2 times. I'm very appreciated his kindness,tho...and Pihlaja and Annas Peppearkakor tasted yummy
>>51999440
your parents doesn't mind while you are sleeping whole daytime?
>>51999434
K-Pop idols are basically whores
こんばんわ 日本 お元気ですか
>>51999434
Technically right, they just work "indirectly".
please don't mention K-pop
IF YOU WANT REFERENCE KOREA GO KOREAN THREAD
>>51999592
>Fin friend
You have British friends as well ... and most likely a good number of Japanese friends. Oh, and you're married.
Why do you post here?
>>51999146
まだ持ってないよ
マリオカートとかスマブラとか一生に遊びたいですけど (T_T)
>>51999703
Kpop kpop kpop Kpop kpop kpopKpop kpop kpopKpop kpop kpopKpop kpop kpopKpop kpop kpop
O
>>51999734
Maybe to teach us how to live.
>>51999592
I think it was a prank
In Germany Lakritz is also called Bärendreck (bear poop)
No one likes it
>>51999592
Its delicious candy, you'll get used to it's taste
MY
laowai
>>51999611
Dunno if typing mistake but
It's こんばんは, read as konbanwa
It comes from 今晩は(いいですね)
GIRL
>>51999817
I'm that guy who likes it
>>51999592
>your parents doesn't mind while you are sleeping whole daytime?
Not really, they are usually working while I sleep anyways
>Lakritsi
I don't like licorice too much but salmiakki is great
>>51999814
Oh really?
>>51999592
Teach me how to live, senpai!
>>51999869
Word, I forgot that even though it is read as wa it should be the character for ha.
lel
>>51999902
Untermensch uezs
>tfw you drive behind someone in the highway who has this behind their car
>>51999592
Finnish people like to eat a very strongly flavoured kind of liquorice called salmiakki. Foreigners often find the taste over-bearing because they're not used to it though (I suppose kind of like natto for gaijins).
Normal liquorice is quite nice though, it's much less strong (some people here in the UK eat it).
>>51999949
あなたですか
>>51999205
I've never heard it before, either. but I don't know it's shit or not, because I couldn't see the page of starter.
>>51999734
you mean...mormie shouldn't be here?
>>51999817
Bear poop.....lol
(I misread it as beer poop at first, but nothing change, lol)
>>51999824
do you think it's really tasty? But I guess you are saying the truth. Because it's hard for foreigners to taste very traditional foods by right way
I might be living in Japan due to my work. Is Japan a decent place to live as long as I don't make a fool of myself or will I be thrown out of every establishment? City is Kumamoto.
Not military btw.
>>52000090
of course
>>52000116
トリップ違うけど毎回そうなの?
Where is post >>52000000 ?
seriously
do you have a girlfriend?
>>52000203
yes
>>51999910
>salmiakki is great
really? my Fin friend told me it's more difficult to feel good taste for foreigners...
Is it fun to sit up very late?
>>51999939
I'm only a nomie, and having nothing special.
you are fine, just being yourself, m8.
>>52000203
>do you have a girlfriend?
>>52000203
うん
彼女はティナです :^)
>>52000203
Define "have".
>>52000203
No.
>>52000203
何故怒られた?
Let's being ourselves
>>52000320
本当の萌えキャラww
>>52000203
I don't have, but i don't even want to, i have heard from friends that its sucks, you're never going to have free time because you have to be with her all the time, always have to chat with her so she doesn't get angry.
>>52000252
I've heard non-finns don't like salmiakki too much
I'm reading a VN and tabbing back to 4chan every now and then
>>51999992
I also like Erdnussflips (no jew), Cherry coke (no blackman) and Big Pizza (no murrican)
>>52000058
When I ate licorice which was used for macaroon, I thought it's tasty, but my wife couldn't eat it.
I see, I should try more....this candy...Thanks.
>>52000182
トリップ全く変えてないよ
違うかな?なんでだろう・・?(なんとなく自分でも表示される文字が違う気はするなあ)
>>52000453
What is VN?
>>52000364
Ret's*
You had better to study more
>>52000498
NOZOMI CHWAAAANNN
Why don't you post pictures of Nozomi anymore?
And how do I meet people outside of college
>>52000364
Let's enjoy school life!
>>52000473
I like that too but Lakritz tastes like carpet
>>52000514
Fuck!
I'rr get it right next time
はよおーー
>>52000203
No. I have a boyfriend.
>>52000399
そうだね :3
ティナはかわいい
藍原延珠もかわいい
>>52000498
Visual Novel
>>52000555
Because I didn't have time to collect new Nozomi's photos recently. and some anons told me it bothers them. ( maybe I posted too much)
>how do I meet people outside of college
why don't you ask them to have a cup of coffee together? ask many time, again and again. Actually I did to my wife. lol
>>52000746
Ignore the haters
>>52000746
>Actually I did to my wife. lol
Is that how you met your wife? You kept asking her and asking her and eventually she became your qt Japanese girlfriend?
>>52000720
>ティナ
>ィ
>ナ
>>52000808
I knew, but t.b.h I don't dislike them.
>>52000813
>You kept asking her and asking her and eventually she became your qt Japanese girlfriend?
Yes,it is and I did. Japanese girls are usually very shy.
about my ex-girlfriend from Thailand, I asked her 2 times only, tho.
>>52000203
She's with my right now. Want to see a pic?
>>52001096
>Want to see a pic?
Yes
Ive never read VN but i want to make it and great manga someday
>>52000203
Why the fuck would I want one?
>>52001096
If she's naked yep
>>52001096
please
>>52001183
Keep telling yourself that you don't want one, buddy (^:
It's gonna be a photo of his hand
>>52000965
That's cute, anon. How long have you and your wife (not waifu) been married for?
>>52001226
And I don't.
>>52001249
Waheyy
She's a beauty
I want a boyfriend
>>52001249
>初音ミク
糞好み
>>52001290
Okay buddy.
>>52001183
猫を一つお願いします
>>52001249
Hands
Off
>>52001183
>Why the fuck would I want one?
Because girls are pretty and smell like flowers, and if you're nice to them, they let you cuddle up to them and sometimes even kiss them on and around their mouths.
>>52001290
That's the spirit, lad.
>>52001343
すまん、番号が間違い
>>52001169
もしもし、美味しい猫を一つ・・・
I'm hungry now
very delicious food
>>52000746
But that type of approach is considered bad here...
And don't worry about those anons they're cunts. Keep posting nozomi pls
what in the fuck are people doing on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm5INb2D-lw
>>52001249
looks like she has Kyphosis
>>52001245
It took about a month to go dating with her. lol
>how long hove you been married for?
I kept proposing her almost 3 or 4 months,
>>52001336
>>52001369
The cost-benefit ratio isn't worth my time and effort.
>>52001360
Only little girls are like that, Anon. Very few women (if any, at all) aren't that way, and if you seriously believe so, then you're delusional.
>>52001343
HA
HA
HA
Ich lach mich tot.
What did Alf say in English? Also is there a Japanese dub?
>>52001565
*are that way
>>52001486
asking to have a cup of coffee many times, is it considered bad as well?
You only have one chance to ask for girls? if it is, it's really sucks.
>keep posting nozomi pls
thanks. lol
>>52001565
>Only little girls are like that, Anon. Very few women (if any, at all) aren't that way, and if you seriously believe so, then you're delusional.
I'm pretty sure all women are pretty and smell like flowers (or like the rainforest in shampoo adverts).
This is irrespective of the cost/benefit analysis though. It takes a lot of effort to trick them into loving you, and even more effort to fool them on a long-term basis.
>>52001360
You obviously never had a girlfriend.
>>52001591
It's been ages since I've seen Alf 2bh
Here's a 日本語吹き替えVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4x7hpo6CsY
>>52001665
Why trick them. This doesn't sound like cute posting
>>52001702
>Here's a 日本語吹き替えVER
kekkaroo
>>52001665
JUST BEE YOURSELF
>mfw people itt don't want a girlfriend
girlfriends and women are great
you just have to find the right one
>>52001679
>You obviously never had a girlfriend.
Very astute anon, but considering that this is the Japanese thread on 4chan on a Friday night, I'm not going to give you any points for that one.
>>52001863
>he actually believes this
homo thread
>>52001863
>implying it's possible to find the right one
>>52001914
>tfw you didn't realize it was friday and you thought yesterday was friday...
but yeah, if you say that you think women smell like flowers, then i'm inclined to believe that you've never approached a woman who wasn't using perfume
>>52001638
Pretty much...
You only get one chance to ask, if you ask more it'll be considered too much...
What do you do over coffee though...
Wish I had a gf like nozomi dw
>>52002074
But The F isn't here
>>52002028
>he doesn't consider women to be basically talking pets at this point
lmao
>>52001735
It's the only way, anon.
>>52002123
Does the F actually stand for fag?
>>52002171
Yes
>>52002110
What do they smell like then, anon?
>>52002231
fish
>>52002120
>You only get one chance to ask, if you ask more it'll be considered too much...
Seriously? are you joking? If the girl didn't repel too much, there is a possibility she is just shy or she can't decide right now. It can't be even excuse. Just one chance? No way, that's silly idea, don't think about it. at least we need 2 or 3 chances.
and...get muscles.
>muscles have the same effect that women have big tits, it can be good sex appeal.
where's a birl friend?
>>52002028
It's a fact
do you know how it feels to buy take away curry and go home to your wive and sleep in a bed with her warm body?
One time a korean girl I know laid her head on my lap
It was the greatest feeling ever
(I'm not talking about my imaginary future gf, this really happened)
It's very important to find a girlfriend
>>52002256
Princess F is here
This is now a homo thread
>>52002133
>ele quer animais de estimação falantes
ayy limão
>>52002320
Not in my experience. Girls tend to lather themselves in cherry-scented shampoos and coconut shower gels and perfumes and aloe vera creams. Perhaps you were just unlucky with your girlfriend.
>>52002376
do you know how it feels when you lose your vision due to multiple sclerosis and she leaves you because she's "too stressed"?
>>52002363
F-fugg... can't afford gym membership
How long should you know someone before asking them out on a date?
Wheres the nozomi picture...
>>52002074
全てのホモが自殺するべきだと思うぞ
>>52002463
here's the thing... that's actually not how they smell, that's just the smell of their shampoos and stuff, artificial stuff, fake stuff
>>52002530
そうしたらアメリカの人口が半分に減ってしまう
>>52002508
>Wheres the nozomi picture
Here
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Nozomi+Sasaki&pws=0&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjmmbu7hdXJAhWHSBQKHdWkANEQ_AUIBygB&biw=1366&bih=667
>>52002555
>that's actually not how they smell, that's just the smell of their shampoos and stuff, artificial stuff, fake stuff
Of course, doesn't really make any difference though.
>>52002480
lel I bet you never leave your house and talk to people cause you're too afraid to get hurt
live your life
>>52002440
humans are also animals you know
Brazilian women smell like fish?
>>52002581
Nigel I appoint you to make the new thread
植えつけたのはPropaganda!!!( ﾟ皿ﾟ)ｷｰｯ!!<FREE TIBET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MIIgWu_5Ds
>>52002648
ううん、先輩
>>52002664
Please don't call me Nigel
Give me a minute whilst I find a decent picture for the next thread.
>>52002603
it does, if they don't use perfume, they smell like fish
>>52002604
in fact, I do, I'm just saying that women aren't this magical species you claim them to be
>>52002648
nothing to do with nationality
if japanese women don't bath, they eventually smell like fish as well (might take longer because of the diet, but still)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUS32chCBgk
NEW THREAD
>>52002814
>>52002814
>>52002814
>>52002814
>>52002740
>it does, if they don't use perfume, they smell like fish
They never really go without using things that make them smell nice for long enough to actually end up smelling like fish though.
>>52002508
Gym is good, but if you work hard by yourself, you can get muscles. Watch some youtube videos to get muscles.
>how long should you know someone before asking them out on a date?
not asking date, just casually asking for a cup of coffee or having lunch together. first of all, having coffee.... :3
>>52002581
noice link, thanks Tony.
>>52002930
No worries m8
>Tony.
I like this
![Funny+Ugly+People_6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BUiRjty.jpg "Funny+Ugly+People 6[1]")
