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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
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>>51982608
thank you!
1st for my penis
can't have ruse without rus
>you are to lost your dick when having sex with her
i can't understand this at all
are you sending me a curse?
日本語で?
my gf
귀엽다..
俺はクソ童貞な男だ
Gonna lurk for pizza
Have to get outside in the cold. Send help
>>51982782
I'm going to send you a pizza.
Where do you live?
YUTORI EDUCATION SYSTEM IS COLLAPSE OF JAPAN
>>51982852
wow 2 minutes
why are you so mean
I WISH I WERE AMERICAN!!
>>51983087
no you don't
>>51983087
Why, anon?
It's 2:33 am
I can still hang on. Yes I can
>>51983243
我慢してください
![momoiro-clover-z-blackface-rats-star-fuji-tv-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vAfPYRL.jpg "momoiro-clover-z-blackface-rats-star-fuji-tv-1[1]")
>>51983087
>>51983273
正直、眠いです
>>51983243
頑張ってね
>>51983281
Niggahs on the far right ain't even trying
>>51982709
本人がじゃないから何とも言えないけど、
「彼女とセックスしてる時に、お前のチンコが取れるだろう」とかじゃないかな?
>>51982899
NO YUTORI EDUCATION IS NOT FUCKIN THING
ABSOLUTELY WHAT COLLAPSE JAPAN IS FUCKIN SHIT ELDERLY WHO ONLY CAN USE MONEY MEANINGLESSLY
>>51983356
>saying Niggahs with that image
racist!
>>51982751
She is so cute
なんであれが消されるんだ?
寝よ
>>51983540
If I ended it with "er" instead of "ah" it would be racist. But a joke's a joke 2bh
>>51983596
I know. a 10/10
is Kyoto a cool city?
I hear it's more traditional and slower paced than Tokyo so it would be easier to learn the language and immerse in Japanese culture.
The only way to vanish racism is to make alien which invades the earth. Who do? WE MUST DO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWdyrYgZvVg
悲しみの色に 塗りつぶされて行く黄昏の街
>>51983734
If the language you're learning is Chinese, sure.
この荒らしドイツに延々構ってるneufagのゴミは何?
まとめてレポートするけど
>>51983749
In exchange for cats though
>>51983794
so Kyoto is filled with Chinese people?
>>51983887
Tourists, man, Chinese tourists everywhere.
>>51983734
Yes to learn traditional Japanese culture Kyoto is best city
>>51983734
Kyoto is an ancient capital with the longest history in Japan.
>>51983708
Is she your friend?
I love every little thing about you. Even though I can't see your shining eyes.
I can tell I'm gonna love you. By the way I love you now.
And it's your little little kick down below. Makes me feel the strength of a hundred forces.
I never felt the power of a love like this before.
>>51982890
55 Rue du Faubourg Saint-Honoré, 75008 Paris
>>51984121
good poem
>>51984097
unfortunately not. i really wish that my girlfriend will be this cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvA6kctcdA4
I like this song
>>51983734
Kyoto is crowded with baka Gaijn
>>51983887
But if I'm actually giving a proper advice,
I made some research myself and apparently,
since Kyoto is so touristy all Kyoto people think all foreigners are always tourists,
talk English to you and ask you to teach them and stuff,
and I know how triggered you North Americans get when that happens, so...
I mean it's up to you, just telling you what I know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6ngM2HUhAY
>>51982608
アンネの日記は大事たよ。荻野式がしられている。
日本ではアンネとい・ナプキンが有名。
>>51980234
http://i.4cdn.org/int/1449851031829.jpg
前の会話では飛行機の待ち列に割り込もうとしている人がいる。
なにさ=なにを言うか=What are you saying
偉そうに=尊大な行為不快感を覚えて軽く抗議=Don't behave arrogantly
What you are saying! Don't behave arrogantly in such way.
Lile tjhay In Pantsuya's Opinion
うわあパンツ屋まで来た
最悪
>>51984154
Do you live in the Élysée Palace?
>>51984214
I see. I believe you will get a cute gf like that girl.
When you need this please use
>>51984154
見るからに近づいたらヤバそうなんですが
>>51984377
パンツ屋って人、社会人で家族持ちなんでしょ。
金曜夜のこんな時間に来るはずないじゃん。
>>51984475
いつまでその荒らしとチャットを続けるつもりですか?
>>51983963
>>51983996
>>51984236
>>51984263
I'm getting mixed signals
so Kyoto itself is very traditional, but I won't be able to personally integrate into it? It's still less touristy than Tokyo though, wouldn't it be? I mean Kyoto is a city, tourists tend to go to cities when travelling.
>>51984515
Thanks. I'm sending this image to all girls l know.
Has anyone here who uses HelloTalk ever gotten blocked before? It feels pretty devastating. I get ignored all the time but getting blocked sucks.
>>51984515
Good PSA
>>51984475
you too my friend
>>51984583
rude
>>51984583
どこが荒らしなのか
かわいい
>>51984784
thank you!
>>51984622
AMAZING
You will lose all girlfriends you did your best bro
>>51984658
make a new account and try to get blocked so many times that you don't care about it anymore
>>51985021
I've gotten blocked 3 times already. I'm not sure why though.
>>51982781
魔北海を目指している。魔法使いになるには失敗した男の体験談を聴くのも大事。
>>51982890
まあ、次の世代も育ってきているし、バブル世代よりまし。
>>51983708
>>51983596
>>51983708
お前ら、目が腐ってへんか
>>51984043
京アニ新作「無彩限のファントム・ワールド」
もちろか見るよな。
>>51983734
腰を落ち着けて、じっくり勉強するのには絶好の土地だよ。ﾉーベル賞やフィールズ賞の4受賞者も京都に集中している。
>>51984816
>tfw you will never get a cute British gf.
I have a question for moonspeakers. During the 70s and 80s, many french artists became (allegedly) extremely popular in Japan while their fame fade away in France. This was especially hard to understand because they didn't really promoted their work in Japan and didn't know the first thing about Japan but made huge sales anyway. It became so common that now being "big in Japan" means your career is dead at home.
you have people like Polnareff (pic related) who made huge sales in Japan and was so famous he influenced two major characters in famous manga (his namesake in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Doflamingo in One Piece)
My question is simple: why ? Is it still true ? Do you really know many old french artists or is it just your parents generations or is it just fake ?
>>51984522
I have my own personnal guard
>>51984621
Kyoto is both one of main cities and an ancient city.
I want to draw girls more kawaiily
>>51985155
Your mother can't help you when you get attacked by a group of snackbars
>>51985254
Draw like my pepe
>>51985254
>kawaiily
For some inexplicable reason, I like this new word.
>>51985136
>京アニ新作「無彩限のファントム・ワールド」
>もちろか見るよな。
俺には面白くないだと思う
>>51985254
Can I fap to your creation?
>>51985254
more hidoi
>>51985409
He did it again.
The madman.
>>51985353
kawaii + wily?
>>51985139
hmm
Maybe my parents know them, but I don't know them desu.
>>51985469
If you have the occasion, ask them if they know about Polnareff, Mireille Mathieu or Gainsbourg
>>51985353
is kawaiily new word?
>>51985409
Wtf good
>>51985425
Sure
I like this btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL7gxqk0fkU
>>51985576
Ok. I will.
>>51985139
>spaces before question marks
>>51985635
>is kawaiily new word?
I think so
Have you seen anyone use it before?
>>51985635
You literally grabbed "kawaii" and made up an adverb from it. The word does actually sound rather nice.
I hate it when captcha makes me solve a second time even if my answers were true.
Impossibru
>>51985729
Isn't kawaiku already a word?
>>51985662
Is this a French music thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHtONLY_zJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeYRAF1GSSs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5aeeSmkPwQ
New thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B02LXuKWGTI
>>51985703
I haven't
Wow
>>51985662
That's... surprising ! It's one of the most "cheesy" of his song but hey, you don't explain Polnareff. My favorite one would by La Poupée qui fait non (feat Jimmy Page !) or Holidays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zzqwDW1dow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFIqWaAxDW8
But it's not just about him. For a moment in France, it became the end of every joke that an arstitic creation who completly flopped in France will find a gigantic success in Japan.
"But the Japanese loved it" became the most used excuse to explain someone's new album failure.
Is it better to say ちんこ or ちんぽ
>>51985876
I like mr.Oizo too. But sadly it's not that kind of french music who tends to meet success.
Right now, it would be more Daft Punk, Ghetta or Solveig.
>>51985139
>Do you really know many old french artists
Yes (I can answer only this)
but my parents might know a lot than me
almost all Japanese still know this song thanks to TV commercials etc. I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oamRCeLNAWA
Un thread de musique Française sans le CROU? Bande de Dégénérés
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbDy3mWGz6g
>nips
domo arigato mister roboto
>>51985139
At first you mentioned Polnareff, I had no idea who he was. But then when I listened to this song >>51985662, I was like "Aaaaah!! I know this song!! It is super popular for ages!!".
>>51985957
ちんこ is cute.
ちんぽ is rough.
>>51986065
>almost all Japanese still know this song
I'm... sorry.
That's not even the best version.
>>51985957
ちんこ is common. ちんぽ is a funny way to say ちんこ.
>>51986171
>>51986171
So it's true ! They are here ! We managed to send all our artists in depression into a cure to Japan and they came back after selling their songs everywhere.
Meanwhile, number of Japanese artists widely known in France: 0
(I used to like Polysics but they're not exactly famous)
>>51985139
It's called "French Pops"
They want to feel paris atmosphere.
Some stylish cafe BGM still use it today.
ttp://www2.plala.or.jp/april/french/frenchpop.html
>>51986088
Needs more Je T'aime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Fa4lOQfbA
>>51986180
Don't lie to me
>>51986274
Thanks
>>51986332
I can make you feel the Paris Atmosphere
huh
>>51986368
Gainsbourg made some wonderful songs (including many for others like the France Gall one already posted) but also some horrific ones I really hate. This is a good one.
Here's another:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8ZCvYg5-ZQ
>>51986387
He don't lie to you
Actually children tend to use ちんこ so ちんこ is cute and casual (cf. ちんちん more c and c)
In adult industry ちんぽ is good. ちんぽ have sexual sound
However I like EDM
>>51986536
Really? I think ぽ is a more childish sound than こ
What is Hiroyuki doing? 4chan has been crashing a lot for the past 3 days.
http://blog.4chan.org/
The official blog still says the posting server (sys.4chan.org) is down.
>>51986387
For you
>>51986668
Yes at least when I call ちんぽ instead of ちんこ I'm a high school student already
I just read that the Japanese language doesn't have /v/ or /f/ in it, but that seems strange to me. What about words like Fukushima?
>>51986493
>Serge Gainsbourg
awesome song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJHQ1Wp1Y80
>>51986886
Serge Gainsbourg, the man so dissapointed he couldn't become Jacques Brel his cynism turned him into a genius
>>51986597
ミクさんでも聞いていなさい
https://youtu.be/B5fIvQts65I
I just finished watching a documentary about Germany. In the documentary, there is still a huge gap between eastern Germany and western Germany regarding economy, but western people doesn't care about the gap even through eastern people is still being suffering.
Is it true that western people still look down eastern people?
>>51986866
Fukushima: hukusima
/v/, /f/ has born since Katakana words was born
>>51986482
Has it gotten better than it was right after terrorist attcks occured?
>>51986988
Germany entered into huge debts to rebuild the East after the reunification, some Westerners are still a bit bitter about it evenf if now it's less of a problem thanks to Europe. The East is still slower to evolve and also became the favorite destination for East Europeans to settle (because it's cheaper). So yeah they have still problems.
>>51986971
ボカロ聴くならHiroyuki Odaとかがいい
>>51987067
Attacks ? I don't know what you're talking about. Paris already forgot.
>>51986866
The 'fu' in 'fukushima' is the only syllable in the Japanese language romanised with an 'f' and even then the actual sound is somewhere between an 'f' and an 'h'
>>51986866
>>51987058
fa = ふぁ / ファ
fe = ふぇ / フェ
fi = ふぃ / フィ
fo = ふぉ / フォ
fu = ふ / フ
Is this correct?
How do you spell va, ve, vi, vo, and vu? Is it always in katakana?
>>51986866
see this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=do8dGBUkVhQ
>>51986988
yes.
>>51986668
And if you use the word "ぽこちん" when you talk with women, you must be respected from them.
>>51987201
う゛ぁ
>>51987201
Right
va:ヴぁ
vi:ヴぃ
vu:ヴ
ve:ヴぇ
vo:ヴぉ
I think these are always in katakana words
>>51986988
>Is it true that western people still look down eastern people?
In Germany, people from the east are called "Ossis" and there are lots of stereotypes associated with them (poor, racists, bydlo, etc.) but I don't think any real animosity exists between people from east and people from the west.
Its economic development lags behind the rest of Germany, and to some extent a lot of the stereotypes are true, but there's also a lot of sympathy for people who grew up on the wrong side of the Wall.
>>51987067
hmm,I can't get it. but maybe the GOD don't ordered "shoot and kill someone walking the street then suicide yourself by the blast belt".
>>51987099
Thanks. Do you have an experience to feel the problem irl? For example, when you visit the east side, do you feel the buildings in cities are a little bit aged compared to western ones?
ヴぁジャイナ
>>51987201
ヴァ ヴェ ヴィ ヴォ ヴ
It is generally Katakana only.
>>51987058
>>51987170
>>51987239
Arigato gozaimasu eikojin and nihonjins.
I guess I never really noticed the absence of those two letters in Japanese before. Can Japanese people still pronounce those two letters without any difficulty?
>>51987253
Which side are you from?
>>51987470
It used to be. It was also seen as a punk heaven by some but it's now all gone and they seriously rebuilt some parts. But the stereotypes are still there.
>>51987292
I see. So it's OK if the small kana after the "V character" are spelled in hiragana (ぁ, ぃ, ぇ, ぉ) even though it is spelled in katakana (ヴ)?
>>51987498
Thank you.
Therefore, Japanese who lived about 150 years ago can't declare "vagina"
How sad is this
>>51987615
Oops, meant to quote >>51987396 for the first sentence.
>>51985371
たしかにアレは微妙(びみょう)な予感(よかん)がする
i have a presentiment of danger
(私に)境界の彼方(kyoukai no kanata)を思い出させる
remind A of B
AにBを思い出させる
>>51987453
Thanks. I guess it's like a gap between Okinawa and main lands of Japan? I don't know...
>>51987123
鼻そうめんPか…しかし本人の最新もまた八王子Pの曲のリミックスだった
https://youtu.be/xQhRP5nwovM
>>51987541
I can't pronounce them correctly forever.
>>51987548
I was born after the unification but west germany/french zone
>>51987754
>french zone
wat
I'm pretty sure we don't own you anymore
>>51987754
What do you think about East Germany?
>>51987615
There isn't ゔ in Windows I don't know why but it's standard (on iPhone I can type ゔ)
Perhaps ゔ is younger than ぁぃぅぇぉ
>>51987732
they both involve your top teeth touching your bottom lip
an f you just blow out air in that mouth position and a v you hum instead
>>51987754
>germany/french zone
You mean some German people speak French in daily basis?
>>51987849
not hum but like vibrate rather than blow, it's hard to explain
>>51987721
結局ボカロEDMは完全にシーンの後追いかつ遅れてるからあんま追う気にならん
展開もミックスもリスニングに寄せすぎだ
ジョンまっでんぁぇぃぉぅぁぇぃぉぅ
ふとぼる!
ぉまんここわれちゃぅ。。。
>>51985254
nice.
needs more loomis.
are u the japanese bro who also draws?
>>51987827
but you had your military and people here until the late 90s
>>51987905
no. that's in switzerland. I mean the zone that was occupied by france after ww2
>>51987841
unemployment, racism, low wages, nudism
>>51987849
>>51987906
Thank you!
I'll practice it hard!
>>51988149
>nudism
tell me the details.
>>51988149
>but you had your military and people here until the late 90s
Meh, muhricans are still there.
And our army is pretty much yours too.
>>51988318
kek you glorious bastard.
>>51988149
>unemployment
bad
>racism
bad
>low wages
bad
>nudism
great!!!
>>51988292
But you have no opportunity to use English irl, right?
>>51988116
Great!
I think I must need loomis but it seems difficult
Yes but idont draw everyday
>>51988149
>nudism
Explains those lewd naked photos of Merkel in her younger days.
>>51988303
it was/is very popular in eastern germany
here is merkel and her friends at a nude beach
>>51988303
People
Naked
On a beach
>>51988434
do you like men, children, and old ladies?
>>51986720
kek
>>51988528
including loli girls?
What happens if I go there, with erected dick?
>>51988485
I don't think is about practicing every day, more than learning the rules, like proportions and perspective.
here, a picture I made for some anons some time ago.
>>51988501
it was very common in east germany
even on school trips
the people were raised not to be prude
>>51988528
Don't talk about what you don't know bong, you merely adopted the skin, I was born in it.
In France, while only a few beach are nudist, there is a very large numbers of beach where it's completly acceptable for a woman or a girl to be topless. It's much more tasteful than nudism.
>>51988605
Nobody cares. And you probably won't anyway, stage fright is real.
>>51988605
nothing. just say it's your first time and you're excited
>>51988696
>there is a very large numbers of beach where it's completly acceptable for a woman or a girl to be topless
That's lewd as fuck m8.
>>51988795
That's not. While I enjoy looking at some nice breasts, when everyone is doing it and nobody is acting sexually, you quickly don't give a fuck and don't get excited. If you start talking directly with one it might be a bit different.
>>51988795
And fucking hot too.
>>51988468
I use English to pass the exam. It doesn't require good pronunciation though.
>>51988887
vocaroo please
i bet you sound cute
>>51988551
I like 18 yo girls.
>>51988933
That would be the less likely demographics for nudist. You'd have more luck on a regular french (south) beach. Or, you know, dating one.
You europeans often make fun of Japan because of the hentai materials we invented, but you have also weird cultures such as nudism and sauna (I heard it's socially accepted to take sauna for young naked male and female together.)
You are the same!
>>51988626
You are right I hardly know proportion
Thx anime eye is so characteristic
>>51988855
I suppose there isn't a huge difference in being topless compared to being in a bikini. Would everyone in France feel comfortable in such a place?
>>51988927
Sorry, but I'm too shy to do that.
>>51989011
>You europeans often make fun of Japan because of the hentai materials we invented
We do?
>>51989080
japan nobody will know who you are
pretty please japan
>>51989011
>(I heard it's socially accepted to take sauna for young naked male and female together
If you are friends... or swedish. Also mostly with towels anyway.
But at some point you have to stop fantasize about stuff like that. You want to have sex ? Have sex. You want to enjoy a sauna ? Stop thinking about sex.
When you start getting excited for fucking everything (like panties) you don't realise how far from sex you actually are.
>>51988979
Oh thanks!
>>51989075
>Would everyone in France feel comfortable in such a place?
I actually went with a Bong girl last time I was in the South of France. She hesitated and finally didn't do it (mostly because of me, we're just friends) but for a french girl, provided she's not muslim, she will msot likely roll with it.
>>51989011
Saunas are almost exclusively a Finnish thing though.
Also, although """""""sauna""""""" is a codeword for a place where gay people go to have sex, you can't really have sex in an actual sauna (it's way too fucking hot, you'd end up having a heart attack or passing out).
>>51989080
折角機会があるのに活かさせないからお前は駄目なんだ
俺なんかうpしようと思ったらサポートされてなかったんだぞ
Siri doesn't get my Engrish at all.
>>51989026
loomis will teach you realistic drawings, but if you're interested into drawing anime girls, you may make measurements (usually using the eyes) on your favorite artist.
Usually heads are divided in three parts (forehead, eyes and nose+mouth) vertically.
Horizontally it's usually a five eyes width.
>>51989011
yes, some bible-black tier stuff happens in those saunas
>日本人
>>51989104
o-ok.. Thanks for warning me. I don't want to be like him....
>>51989176
>taking your foreign female friend to a nudist beach
What went through your head while you were coming to this decision m8
>>51989228
Japan needs to have a siri so I can practice my pronunciation. If I ask a Japanese person about my pronunciation, they just give tatemae.
>>51989100
Yeah, but still I feel embarrassed.
>>51989195
パソコンの問題でできなかったのー?
>>51989375
not a nudist, just a regular one who happened to be topless (we had no idea)
>>51989382
There is Japanese Siri-san in your iPhone already. Set your iPhone to Japanese language mode to meet her. Enjoy.
>>51989382
you can switch your siri into Japanese version.
try it.
>>51989011
It actually depends who are going with sauna, like random females and males aren't going together because they have shifts or separate saunas, and people who are familiar each other might go together to sauna.
>>51989497
You can set Siri's language independently from the system's language on iOS.
>>51989302
They looks Portuguese desu.
Wake me up at twelve.
http://i.imgur.com/u0Faf0e.png
http://i.imgur.com/RaiU5Zi.png
http://i.imgur.com/utICjG9.png
Please dont say you are lazy
だって本当はcrazy
>>51989805
vocaroo please
>>51989805
V O C A R O O
O
C
A
R
O
O
>>51989882
>>51989970
You first
>>51989882
>>51989970
I tried it but iphone is not supported.
Is there anything else?
>>51989601
>>51989497
>>51989382
You bloody bourgeoisies and your bloody Iphone thingies, I swear to god.
>>51990162
www.clyp.it
京アニに陸部アニメを作って欲しい
i hope kyouani will make track and field club anime, no homo plz
>>51989590
Ah... I see. We have a similar concept one in Japan, too. It's called "kazoku buro" meaning Onsen for family. It's operated by shifts, and is separated from other Onsen.
>>51989758
that's some weird portuguese on the wall
>>51989382
itt you say tatemae and honnne but they have about the same at least in movies
you should just say 'DESU plz'
>>51990195
>no homo
so you want to see cute girls in 陸部?
>>51990195
It's not made by Kyoani, but your post reminds me this.
>>51990497
and, boy meets girl
>>51990481
why t b h changes desu?
>>51990191
it is ready.
give me something to speak.
>>51990195
Why about a "track and field club" specifically?
When I passed her in seoul
She took me with a glance
I should have took that last bus home
But I asked her for a dance
ITS TIME FOR UPLOADING BROS VOICE
>>51990695
"wake me up at 12"
>>51990695
English or japanese?
>>51990702
often move, hard sakuga=draw, can watch bodies,and can make a lot of characters, good drama
SINCERELY I SAID "WAKE ME UP AT TWELVE"
>>51990695
>give me something to speak.
Kisumaaku in a rabuhoteru
>>51990953
なんか自分の声って録音して聞くと恥ずかしいよね
声小さいのは隣の部屋で親が寝てるからだよ
https://clyp.it/heepe5o5
>>51991195
C L Y P I T
L
Y
P
I
T
>>51991022
both are acceptable but Japanese is not funny i guess.
My dream is going to sauna with Fintaro san someday.
Fintaro san is gradually becoming a fairy as he keeps his purity at his most effort.
My body form is gradually becoming like a Moomin.
>>51991390
ウェイクミーアーアッツュョツウェエブ
>>51991390
c-cute
It's all very clear and understandable except "twelve" which sounds more like "tev" (which can be mistaken for two)
>>51991390
何か面白いw、じゃあ次に「OP is a faggot」を言いてください
>>51991390
聞いたよ
かわいいーーーーーー
まだ10代?
>>51991457
Say this: The cat sat on the mat.
>>51991390
Officially Cute.
I think in the whole sentence you should stress t WE lf the most
>>51991390
I kind of respect your effort
>>51991390
Usually Japanese people put an "oo" sound before a /w/, but you did not do that this time. Good job. Your "twelve" sounds like "tev" though.
>>51991390
大学一二年生くらいに聞こえる
>>51991567
twelve is difficult
lve is difficult
>>51991622
OP っておーぴーでいいの?
>>51991792
>OP っておーぴーでいいの?
はい、多少
>>51991792
あいぽんだよね?
どうやってあげんの?
ムーミン谷の彗星が好き
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E6%A5%BD%E3%81%97%E3%81%84%E3%83%A0%E3%83%BC%E3%83%9F%E3%83%B3%E4%B8%80%E5%AE%B6_%E3%83%A0%E3%83%BC%E3%83%9F%E3%83%B3%E8%B0%B7%E3%81%AE%E5%BD%97%E6%98%9F
>>51991898
Test
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/楽しいムーミン一家_ムーミン谷の彗星
Wake me up before you become a gay
>>51991634
>>51991785
21ちゃいでしゅ
>>51991758
thanks, but the fact my twelve sounds like tev makes me sad. :(
That is good reason why siri can't understand.
>>51992057
めっちゃかわいくてキュンキュンしたわ
>>51991890
clypをインストールして、録音して、URLを貼る
>>51991400
What should I say?
>>51991898
Yeah it was pretty good, i am now pretty sad because nowadays Moomins are like this
watashi wa back home
I actually kind of enjoyed the five calls to prayer a day but still Bangladesh a shit bck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12R37rQ-zSY
>>51992057
http://ejje.weblio.jp/content/at+twelve
hey qt guy
>>51991997
ive ever seen about 100 times it childhood
>>51992181
"Wake me up at twelve"
>>51992234
(´;ω;`) The saddest news of the year.
>>51992181
This >>51991643
Okay so you're on a train in Japan, you notice next to you there is a man touching a woman and she really doesn't look like she's enjoying it.
What do you do?
>>51992356
Teleport behind him
>>51992356
I think they keep touching her
>>51992235
>I actually kind of enjoyed the five calls to prayer a day
good, because you better get used to it
>>51991643
https://clyp.it/2tnrhxrz
>>51991622
https://clyp.it/jnmw3moh
>>51992234
Let make japan anime again
http://www.moomins-movie.com/
>>51992356
Join in
>>51992235
Hey! Am happy thst you finally came back to Germany.
Otu kare sama
Nice video
There is a harmony in the chaos.
I bet most of tge people are happy in that lively chaos.
>>51992356
beat down time bck
>>51992459
you are so cute, i just want to squeeze you
no homo
>>51992459
>that slight exhalation through the nose after saying "faggot"
C-C-C-CUTE!!!!
>>51992459
He actually did it!
The absolute mad man
>>51992356
Shout
I saw a brave foreigner trying to help a woman once.
>>51992356
scream ちかんです!
haven't you seen the posters?
>>51992459
>https://clyp.it/jnmw3moh
Broke my heart
>>51992552
what happened?
>>51992623
You absolute legend
What a difference three years make
2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFqhiGojTZI
2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW2IyLoSl-M
I listened to the "Japanese Music" playlist on the Turkish Airlines flight today, in it was the 2014 version and I knew that I had heard it before. After googling it back home I instantly remembered.
Anyway, biggest part of that playlist were Japanese versions of K-Pop songs.
Baka bck
>>51992459
特にキャットの方、超かわいいんですけどー
なんでそんなにかわいいのー
ぎゅーってしてほっぺにチューしたくなる
I'm a BBA, btw
なんかめっちゃ恥ずかしい
次はおまいらの番だぞ、日本語をしゃべりたまえ
>>51992459
Your voice is too cute, Anon.
Your pronunciation is actually pretty good, I think you just need to work on the ends of your sentences, because it tends to slip a bit there.
>>51992623
Yes, this is the authentic version. The other one is fake.
>>51992459
>https://clyp.it/2tnrhxrz
>https://clyp.it/jnmw3moh
Anon, I...
>>51992464
Nice, i didnt even know they have dubbed that movie in japanese, now i want to watch it ;_;
btw, do you guys pronounce OP as Ow Pee or op (similar to up)?
俺が二番手だ
>>51992298
https://clyp.it/rrdumxsw
>>51992345
https://clyp.it/fjbc3hmo
Sry i can't speak loudly
>>51992864
Ohp
>>51992639
Idk, a foreigner was shouting in a middle of the crowded train, I thought he was trying to rescue a girl, but I'm not sure,,, maybe he's just insane...
>>51992879
ASMR
S
M
R
>>51992864
"Oh Pee", of course.
>>51992623
>>51992845
It reminds me of pic related
>>51992765
もっと聞きたいよー
日本語でいいから何かしゃべって ー フリートークで
>>51992879
ナイス
>>51992999
Do you say my voice is equal to ear cleaning sounds
>>51992846
please post your voice
>>51992879
いいぞ二番手、その調子だ
>>51992356
I would want to do something, but I know twatting the pervert just isn't what the Japanese would do.
So I'd probably be like "oh well", look the other way, feel sorry for the girl and regret not doing anything when I'm back home.
>>51993029
He looks like Dali
>>51993102
おねえさんの声を聞かせてくれや
>>51992765
But whenever I hear a recording of myself speaking Japanese, I can't help but cringe because I sound like such a filthy gaijin.
>>51992864
I usually just pronounce it as saying the individual letters.
>>51992961 15:50:07
>>51993011 15:51:07
Same person trying to confuse me?
>>51993102
フリートークってなにをしゃべれば…
>>51992879
Pretty good
>>51992879
Second one sounds danish
>>51993204
One does not simply use Nozomilad's pictures
>>51993102
BBAも恥ずかしがらずに頑張るんだ
>>51993192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YYNPnql9YI
>>51992356
Nothing have happened
Haven't it?
>>51992879
Funny desu....
>>51993192
No it's definitely "Ohp", don't know who that reject is thinking it's "oh pee".
Is it true that mafia(yakuza) is so radicated in Japanese politics and society that mob bosses and affiliates can freely claim to work for yakuza without pretty much having to fear any legal consequences, and some of the most important members are even considered celebrities?
I'm from Sicily, which, as many of you may be aware, can be pretty much be considered the birthplace of western mafia. However, even if the mob still mantains a strong presence in the society, mob affiliates are often forced to hide in order to not get caught by the police, and being a mob affiliate isn't really considered socially acceptable anymore by the majority of people, to the point that many associations were born with the goal to fight mafia in ways that the police couldn't cover(i.e. sensibilization campaigns etc.).
Tl;dr how much is yakuza radicated, what are their methods etc?
>>51993129
Saying what?
Anyone wants to make a thread?
>>51993238
One does when he is not here
>>51992356
I would try my best yakuza impression and say "コrrラ!なにいってんのおまえ!"
>>51993199
趣味とかー
好きな食べ物とかー
恋愛のこととかー ぐふふ
>>51993266
You're right. I got touched on a train. ;__;
I'm a man though!
>>51993289
Say this: London's bridge is falling down.
>>51993204
Is it real?
>>51993205
What
>>51993185
>>51993246
うん、BBAもがんばるよ
あー、あー、ただいまマイクのテスト中
本日は晴天なり
>>51993288
The Emeperor himself is the secret godfather of the Yamaguchi Gumi and I heard Mako-sama plays a big role in the narcotics trade in Japan since she came back from England.
Hey gaijin san,
Plz uproad 'boku-no-ochinchin ha katai-desu'
>>51993423
It is, dicksplash!
>>51993118
your soft whispering gave me tingles
I'M COMING
I'M COMING FOR YOU
>>51993410
>Is it real?
Yes, I am Nozomi Sasaki
はじめまして
>>51993188
Of cause me too, anon.
I can't hear my voice in shame.
I want to hear your voice.
https://clyp.it/kebuabzh/
>>51993549
That's nice thx
>>51993487
boku no ochinchin ha kayui desu
tokoro de ballsack tte nan to iu kotoba tsukatteiru kana
>>51993289
saying "wake me up at twelve"
>>51993340
いやいやそれは勘弁してくれ姉ちゃん
>>51993652
That last よ was kawaii as fuck.
>Ohp
>>51993704
This.
I tried to say twelve many times but Siri shows the page wikipedia of twin.
>>51993666
KONDOUMU or OCHINPOGOMU
NOW, YOU UPLOAD!! if you have soul
U GA ME MA NOW
>ohp
OK, I will make a thread
>>51993779
I'm fairly sure the lad is joking
>>51993775
ブラジルくんもうpすればいいと思う! よ!
>>51993652
Alright, you've convinced me. What should I say though?
>>51993288
I don't know much about Italian mafia, but Yakuza's activities are highly limited by anti-yakuza law in Japan. For example, the law doesn't allow Yakuza to create a bank account. Also having business with Yakuza is not allowed for companies by the law.
On the other hand, Yakuza is often described as "hero" in video games, as you might know. People tend to have an interest about a bad thing, so games about Yakuza is somewhat popular in Japan.
>>51993901
I'm not! Why the fuck would you bother with two syllables?
Maybe it's just because I do computer science and have to talk about opcodes which is pronounced Ohp-codes.
>>51993919
This >>51993361
Or "are u avin a giggle m8"
>>51993919
じゃあ「12時に起こして」 でお願いします!
>>51993904
さあな、私のMICはめちゃノイズィですけど。
何言えばいいのか?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10VaHhUbo44
>>51994045
>>51994045
>>51994045
There you go
>>51994000
>He's not joking
>>51993937
Yeah I think we get those games here, definitely in the USA.
>>51994055
うふふ、まずは「12時に起こして」でお願い!
なんか日本語上手そうな雰囲気だな…
>>51993704
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rKqJGHtVuu
>>51994163
soooo coooool
I'm crying
>>51994163
thanks!
>>51994163
the real British accent
>>51993875
arigatou
demo ..sumimasen soul ha nan desu ka
>>51994044
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YeJkIspJ2L
>>51994017
http://vocaroo.com/i/s028mLeA3MaD
My [spoiler]loli voice.[/spoiler] Just for you guys.
>>51994222
>>51994266
>>51994451
y-you too nihonjins
>>51994222
>I'm crying
Actually crying?
>>51994732
女の子だったのか… 可愛い声してるし…
発音も上手だしこのスレの可愛い声枠を譲ってあげよう
>>51994908
Because your pronunciation is very very good.
いや当然なんだろうけど…
>>51994732
VOICE ACTRESS CONFIRMED
>>51994834
Girl.
>>51994922
If the sentence was any longer my gaijin accent probably would have come out more, especially if there were any Rs in it. I also suck at grammar, which is why I'm being too much of a chicken to actually reply in Japanese.
このスレの男の中では、君の声が一番可愛いけどね
Does anyone have any favorite 70's Japanese Hard Rock bands they'd like to show me? I'm in the mood to jam the fuck out rn
>>51995986
We have migrated to a new thread.
>>51994071
>>51994732
Is this >>51996068 you?
>>51996139
Sorry anon, I'm not a cute girl, (nor am I the one who says "ohp").
>>51996235
Then there are more British posters here than I thought.
>>51996308
There's usually three of us here, I think.
>>51996470
Cute poster, Me, a girl, someone with pretty good Japanese, and a Scott.
These are the people I know of
>>51996619
I forgot about the Scot. I just assumed you were the person who knows how to speak Japanese.
>>51996891
My Japanese is basic
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