2ch is down. Again. So here I come. Ask me very stupid question about Russia. Don't be shy.
Do you suck big black cocks?
>>51992781
post pics of secret bases
i like pics
Are you a slave ?
>>51992918
How do you know our questions will be stupid?
>>51993032
it always stupid. yesterday some American asked me how to pick up a girl in Chechnya
>>51992781
Do you love boners?
>>51992781
What will you do when Putin cuts russia off from the internets?
>Red Alert 01
>All this nostalgia from playing with my old soviet buddies in decrepit rat infested commie blocks
Can't handle all these feels
>>51992781
do you carry ciggaretes for gopniks?
>>51993140
I will masturbate with no internet and then talk to my cat
Commie blocks in the Motherland need better engineering.
I got stuck on the 79th floor once when I was seven years old. Was on my way to play King of Fighters with a cousin.
Wasn't fun game.
are you there?
>>51993336
>79th floor
Empire State building?
>>51993346
meow
>>>51993112
I'm still wondering faggot
ALLO YOBA ETO TI?!
>>51992781
Is it true your media pumps out war propaganda, announcing a lurking WW3 behind the horizon, that puts the lower class of Russian citizens into a mental limbo between life and death? Do you sometimes find peace in the thought that nothing matters because there might not be a tomorrow?
>>51992781
Is it true that vodka is Polish invention????
>>51993404
No. On the elevator.
Imagine being in a tiny shit constructed box for over an hour waiting for help because you JUST had to play King of Fighters with your cuzzzzz
>>51993599
No. Russia is not Mordor.Our media just shows us how bad are Turks.
>>51992781
Are you happy Ivan?..
Is 2ch going to be okay?
>>51992781
Is it true that drunk Komis caused 9/11?
>>51992781
Are you eating bread with vodka?
>>51993717
>Imagine being in a tiny shit constructed box
how scary(((
>>51993645
Of cause, no.
>>51993833
Very yes. Putin is life.
>>51993645
Poland is Russian invention
Were is OBR tred here?
>>51993553
PLOHO SLYSHNO
How prevalent is American culture like music, TV shows etc? And where do you live? If you don't wanna answer that then: how big is your city?
Do you like football?
Do you like fast food restaurant?
>>51994026
What can you tell about the Slav squat?
>>51993112
you didn't give me a good answer btw
https://youtu.be/mj0xBQYWbYg
>>51993969
It was a small, cramped elevator. Claustrophobia and acrophobia all crammed into one tight package which could only support 1000 pounds per trip.
I was just so glad there wasn't a fatass american in there with me otherwise prolly wouldn't be here shitposting with you vatniks here today.
>having an existential crisis moment at age 7
>>51994091
>How prevalent is American culture like music, TV shows etc?
Our tv shows are just American clones. So I guess we are very Americanized now.
>And where do you live?
Tatarstan Republic, Kazan
>>51993112
also, why did this guy have a gun? i thought concealed carry was forbidden in the motherland.
https://youtu.be/sdtgrmPjASE
>>51994128
No I don't like football. Football is very bydlo tier sport in Russia. And yes, I like McDonalds a lot.
>>51992781
Are you from Russia?
>>51994323
this gun is not real. like wrestling
>>51994323
Traumatic pistol with rubber bullets.
>>51994239
Are you Tatar? Do you speak Tatar? Is there at all any social divisions between ethnic Russians and Tatars?
>>51994363
I think we have got a winner over there
>>51994440
No, I am an ethnic Russian. No, I don't speak Tatar. I don't know how in Moscow, but in Tatarstan we live pretty much ok. No terrorism and things like that.
Did you vote for Putin or for the richfag guy?
>>51994432
Also, all the videos, where say something about the mafia is not really the mafia and people shoot guns out of here.
ps in Russia did not use the word "mafia" in relation to the bandits.
>>51994432
huh, rubber bullets from a gun that small might be next to useless. it would be better to just hit them with a stick or a knife.
>>51994642
for the richfag guy, yes,
Пocoны, мнe cкaзaли, чтo тyт гдe-тo OБP-тpeд. Гдe?
Do you know who this is?
>>51994703
зa щeкoй y твoeй мaмки, пpoвepяй
>>51994742
>backman-johan.normal.jpg
no
>>51994694
They can be killed lol.
https://youtu.be/2SKVE5vJc_M?t=64
How many fingers do you have
>>51994765
CШA - гoвнo. Cкpыл пoдпиндoхy.
>tfw another anon gets awarded the least intelligent award
>tfw he gets +10000000000 internetz and I get none
>tfw nobody congratulates me for being the most retarded person on the internet
Ever been to the Caucasus?
Azerbaijan seems like a nice country
can you get a decent meal for the price of a pack of smokes in russia?
>>51994810
what about this
>>51994951
I've been in Sochi and Adler
>>51994821
wtf, i don't think those are rubber, or maybe the rounds are specially made to kill?
https://youtu.be/k5XR4YwGnyQ
this is what rubber bullets do in America.
what is the general crime situation like in an average city? is it safe to walk around kazan at night?
>>51992781
Will you be my bf? :3
>>51994701
you will work for 12 hours per day
OБP-тpeд тyт нигдe нe пpoбeгaл? Зa щeкoй yжe пpoвepял, нeт.
>>51995124
>specially made to kill?
I do not think so. It really rubber. Maybe just the guy somehow modified gun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvgnvjaJMKY
do i have a chance with your women?
or will they treat me as central asian?
