>it's a hot midsummer's day
>you're in your local's beergarden with the lads
>slags are abound, beer is flowing and the banter is pinging off the walls
>your m8 gives you a nudge and nods behind you
>you turn round expecting to see some slag giving you the eye
>you see Dave standing there, pint of cornish ale in hand and gives you a cheeky wink and warm smile before sipping delicately at his beer
how do you react?
I wink at him
>>51986836
I thought that was Robin Williams
>>51986836
I invade his personal space
Take off my pig costume posthaste
>>51986978
that's a big walk
>>51986977
after an arm waxing maybe.
I would tell him I'd bet I could chug my pint faster than him.
Then I win I'd give him a pat on the shoulder and say 'you're allright daveyboy'
>>51987038
For you
>>51987078
do you have the king henry one?
>>51986836
Nod respectfully towards him.
>>51986836
Ask him about the greatest meme politician of all time. Miliband
>>51986836
I would say: "Oi Dave! If muslims who kill aren't real muslims, bruv ... then the prophet that raised an army and went on a killing spree across the middle east for the purpose of spreading his ideology — who I must add is so revered by people who adhere to his purported teachings — isn't either.
Ha ha ha Get out of my sight, you wanker.
>>51987506
>"
how does the quote end?
>>51987649
Ha ha ha Get out of my sight, you wanker."
Happy now?
>oi m8 if you neck your pint before me I'll bomb syria honestly m8
are you up to the challenge?
>>51986977
I thought it was Conan for a few seconds from the thumbnail.
>>51987880
he actually did it, the absolute madman
>>51987880
>blush, bite my lower lip, and gaze lustfully in his direction
>too embarrassed to talk to him
>turn around and never see him again for the rest of the day
>spend that night restlessly awake in bed thinking about what could have been
>>51986836
Shift in my seat awkwardly as I notice the half dozen strong protection detail standing around trying to look inconspicuous.
>>51986836
I proceed to ask him how's the beer
>>51986836
give him a wink
>>51986836
Why is his face always red and pinkish in these photographs? Is this a genetic issue? Is he really white?
You can be white without having red skin, even after exposure to the sun.
>>51989582
>jis geria elį
Ką tu manai, m8 ?
>I'll never be a british lad
>you will never go for a cheeky pint with Big Dave
