Would you rather be British or French?
British of course
Italian
French desu
French
>>51984302
Both of them.
We wanna leave shit Asia
hard choice desu
Can I keep my appearance?
I don't want to look like a disgusting brit. But I also don't want to have a french accent when speaking english.
>>51984302
Both of them suck, but probably British, since they have better Indian food.
French
I want to be a French girl with a /brit/ bf tbqh lads
BRITAIN IS A COLLECTIVE OF FOUR NATIONS ENGLAND SCOTLAND WALES AND NORTHERN IRELAND
A MORE SUITABLE QUESTION WOULD BE THE FOLLOWING "WOULD YOU RATHER BE ENGLISH, KEKISH, ULSTER WHATEVER THE FUCK, SHEEPSHAGGERS OR FRENCH
>>51984430
fairly certain a monkey speaking either will get odd looks.
British
I like France a lot I just find their lifestyle slow and frustrating.
Welsh.
>>51984440
>be Czech
>get cumshot
>>51984302
I want to be a cat, preferably a cat living in Aix-en-provence or in a cozy peasants house in the southern garrigue
>>51984302
Paki or Algirian?
>>51984302
it comes down to a value choice.
On one hand you could be a paki
On the other, you could be a glorious Algerian.
Tough call
>>51984509
>someone's got mad
be careful no to break your last functional tooth in anger
>>51984302
I'd rather not be at all.
>all these niggers having to choose
>>51984594
t. churka
>>51984597
kek
>>51984603
huehuehuehuehue
>>51984319
Not surprised, mash'allah !!!
I think I would stay French.
But then I'm sure I would say brit if I was british so...
Being French in a world that is predominently anglo gives some exotic aura when abroad which is useful to get pussy.
Since the French didn't emigrate a lot, french culture is still unknown and in that extent more interesting that if you were Italian or Irish for instance.
So yeah, French for the foreign qts I guess.
British.
Well.
In which of the two is it easier to get drugs?
>>51984302
French.
I do love Britain as well, but being French has advantages:
1. Free language slot to complement obligatory English
and
2. Seamless access to comfy and/or awesome colonies like Reunion or French Guyana
>>51984603
>Britain has more Miss world winners than Brazil
>Britain has the only male super model in the world
>most desirable actors and actresses are British
>Brazilians are brown manlets who have ass implants
>>51984302
neither, no thanks
I'm already ugly, have fucked up teeth and detest french '''''''''culture''''''' so the choice is clear.
>>51984331
this
>>51984934
You hate our culture, m8 ?
France, it's the best country in the world, combining, climate/economics/culture, it has too many africans and arabs, but it's not like england is any better there.
>>51984302
>be french
>get shot
OP, do you mean now, or in another life?
I don't want to be Arab British.
>>51984781
fix your language, then maybe I'd change my mind
I would like to be Estonian in my next life
>>51984870
>Britain has more Miss world winners than Brazil
And India has even more, does that make the average indian pretty?
My pic says a bit about the average brit.
Implying I'm a brown manlet, I'm probably taller than you, the only two austrian guys I've met were shorter than me, and one of them was a fat autist.
>>51985032
But why?
>be british
>get stabbed
>culturally enriched
>be french
>get shot
>culturally enriched
>>51985004
>I don't want to be Arab British
>>51984302
I would rather be dead.
>>51985003
So we're the America of Europe...?
FEELS GOOD TO LIVE IN A RELEVANT COUNTRY, YA PUSSIES !!!!
I'd rather be polish.
>>51985168
Well, you are Polish so dead on the inside
half way there
British
France has way more muslims and gypsies, it puts me off even visiting
>>51985168
Well, living in Poland or in hell is not so different, after all...
>>51985135
He looks exactly like my Iraqi professor
>>51985135
Isn't he Iranian-British?
Had this issue today. Someone filled in a form for the diversity bullshit and my colleague didn't know how to define him. We settled on Asian-British other, as Iranian wasn't on there.
>>51985228
>>51985263
Enjoy getting enriched, faggots.
I'd be a froggie
>Superior food
>Not so shitty weather
>qts3.14
>>51985378
Enriched by your tears as they drip into my toilet, indistinguishable from the shit water at the bottom of the bowl
>>51985361
He's kuckspawn. Iraqi father, English mother, born in Baghdad.
>>51985527
brutal
>>51985378
you can laugh when we're all fucked t8h
any time now
>>51985168
>>51985378
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_minority_in_France
>1.000.000
Don't come here, if you hate us, m8s
>>51985527
Wouldn't want them too white, would you?
>>51985135
>Al-Khalili lives in Southsea with his wife Julie. They have a son, Dave, and a daughter, Kate, both recently graduated. Al-Khalili describes himself as an atheist
>Julie
>Dave
>Kata
Why can't all middleasternrs integrate this well m8?
>>51985596
Maybe it's because his father is a Shi'te mudslime
>>51985057
Your pic doesn't really say anything useful about how attractive people are 2bh
It's tainted by national perceptions of beauty and by how high standards people have.
If people from each country were voted on by a global audience you could say something.
>>51985626
You should be thankful that we even consider enriching shitstains like you. Have to get those pussy genes out of the genepool for the mankind.
>>51985801
>said by the nation that was either German or Russian throughout it's history
>>51984870
>Being a britboo in 2015
Dude..
>>51985871
>Britchavs don't know anything about history
Am I supposed to be suprised?
>>51985801
You literally had a French king
Respect your lords
Why are polacks always bitter or angry?
>>51986052
>ex-soviet state
>history
lmao
>>51984302
French.
>>51985361
>Had this issue today. Someone filled in a form for the diversity bullshit and my colleague didn't know how to define him. We settled on Asian-British other, as Iranian wasn't on there.
Iranian-British reporting in. Not your friend tho
I always tick the generic "Other". It's underneath all the ethnically-flavoured Others.
>>51986052
>sell your women on British streets and fix their toilets after they have filled them with baked bean laced excrement
When I went to the UK all the whores and strippers were Polish, Romanian, Bulgarian etc (same as here really)but all I see on the internet is you guys giving lectures about how moral and white you are.
>>51986052
>his country has been partitioned countless times
>all his relevant kings were foreign
>lost to swedes that had like 2/10th the Polish population
>only relevant scientist identified as french
>only relevant musician is half french and fucked off to france as fast as posible
>ex gommie
embarassing...
>>51986189
>Roman rape babies
>history
anglo of course
>>51985761
It's global.
You are judged by all the other already accepted members of the website, not people from your country.
>>51984302
Umm, can I stay Polish ?
British
>>51986399
you can polish my balls m8
>>51984302
French
>>51986456
>above average banter on /int/
WITNESSED
>>51986456
holy shit I am mad.
>>51986352
Copernicus is considered French now?
>>51986352
>>51986150
>>51986352
>>51986150
You don't understand, you will never understand you morons. It's not about wealth or victories or your merchant approved revisionist historically revisionist hackeries. It's about what's in the heart, about honor, about patriotism, about morality, about doing what's right in the better or worse times. Not like you ever knew anything, you'd sell out your souls for any gain or victory. Muh realpolitiks, so pragmatic and edgy. Muh superiority complex out the ass. Muh nothing happened in Poland before partitions because I'm an ignorant faggot meme. Muh butthurt Polack meme.
>>51986352
>all his relevant kings were foreign
You don't know 1 Polish king and you already offend the greats like Kazimierz Wielki. Shut the fuck and stop spouting your ignorance and arrogance like a typical Western babby.
>>51986676
>>51986676
>It's about what's in the heart, about honor, about patriotism, about morality, about doing what's right in the better or worse times
Like making a deal with Hitler to partition Czechoslovakia?
>>51985761
Kek even Indians are beating you
>>51986676
>moral
since when we are moral? People keep undermining each other and are envious as fuck.
irish
>>51986454
We buy shiton of mangas for this ?!
>>51986676
you were slamming stones together in caves before the lithaunians gave you civilization. copernicus is a great example of a german genius.
>>51986399
Then just choose British, m8
![453456346etert34563456ertert34534rt345t345t345tr34trfg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XJMJZEd.jpg "453456346etert34563456ertert34534rt345t345t345tr34trfg[1].png")
>>51987122
japan has and always will be angloboo, m8
>>51984502
you seem upset
>>51984302
Would I have to convert to Islam?
>>51987812
Yes. The sharia police will help you with that.
British
>>51987812
If you don't wanna get beheaded?
Of course.
>>51984302
I'd rather kill myself
>>51986676
lel poland
>>51984302
French, something about their cultural upbringing that completely reduces autistic personality traits.
I could use this in my life.
>>51984527
I'm quite sure brits are worst. But could you develop?
>>51984302
French because they have better looking borders, you actually have a chance if owning a gun, and the flag looks nicer
>>51990941
>the flag looks nicer
m8..
i'd pick british because quite literally fuck the french with a kalashnikov
>>51991154
Wot
>>51991290
fuck you
>>51991154
>>51991361
wew lad, pass the salt
>>51991462
here
now fuck yourself
>>51991610
>Not using superior sel de Guérande
Just back off, Dutch peasant.
>>51991154
Netherlands, capital Atlantis.
>>51991796
>a nigger
>calling me a peasant
>>51991834
calm down big guy
>>51991610
>that filename
which is it then
WHICH IS IT
>>51991910
not for you
>>51991912
Juste take it all in your mouth and you'll know, you slut.
British
>>51984302
French. The Brits are ugly aren't they?
French.
If i was a goofy anglo with crooked teeth i would commit sudoku instantly
British
>>51984331
Right?
Brit but keep my teeth
Good question... French
both are shit but france has more hope (le pen), so french
>would you rather be white gold or yellow gold
dunno
englishmen are funny, cheeky and detached
frenchmen are cheeky and feel entitled and they ain't funny for shit nor trustworthy
I love France for many reasons, but fuck frenchmen
>>52000770
This desu. There's nothing wrong with being either.
I think I would prefer to be English (I mean our culture is so similar already) but in many ways I'd prefer to live in France.
>>51984302
French of course.
>>52002542
French posters on /int/ are great though :3
Seriously you're some of the best. Almost always helpful.
![foals[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bYEjrcg.jpg "foals[1].jpg")
>>51984302
probably brit, they are manlier and have god tier guitar music. if i had to choose between english, scotish, welsh, and northern irish. id go for scottland because franz ferdinand is from there.
pic related another god tier uk band
>>51986676
>Muh butthurt polacks
Way to prove his point Piotr.
>>52002542
I dunno, some Frenchmen are great
In the country, bar language, we're almost identical
>>52002990
I think the differences are greater than that. I mean the culture and general attitudes to life are very different, but French and Brits are closer than both would usually admit.
>>51984302
>BRITISH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>52003086
we're part of the triumvirate of basically the same countries; UK, France and Ireland
except we're super bitter about anything and everything
>>52003086
Yea, Brits are like bros, but we will never admit it
>>51984502
Apart from Kekland they're all about the same thing.
>>51986676
i saved this next time a polack acts tuff in a thread, ill just drop this
We're not really like the French at all. If we're similar to any country on the continent it would the Netherlands.
French
>>52003342
greatest ally
>>52003455
>>52003342
How cute, you two should get a room.
>>52003475
u jalous
French
I visited "Great" Britain once and it was only good britain
>>52003520
More that it's such nonsense, you only supported them to thwart the Brits. As did we btw.
>>52003475
It's okay, Holland, we love you too.
Your wooden clogs and windmills are super kawaii
