Buffalo Bill edition
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B. Go to http://www.vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
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>Obligatory English, but please do post other languages and more difficult English texts because that's the only way this will become interesting. =)
An excerpt from "A Frenchman in America: Recollections of Men and Things," by Max O'Rell, published 1891.
Reflections on the Typical American.
New York, January 23.
I was asked to-day by the editor of the North American Review to write an article on the typical American.
...
...
...
In the eyes of my beloved compatriots, the typical American is a man with hair falling over his shoulders, wearing a sombrero, a red shirt, leather leggings, a pair of revolvers in his belt, spending his life on horseback, and able to shoot a fly off the tip of your nose without for a moment endangering your olfactory organ; and, since Buffalo Bill has been exhibiting his Indians and cowboys to the Parisians, this impression has become a deep conviction.
>>51983031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U4SGOfm7d5
>typical American
Some Portuguese :
"Quer saber? Palmas pra você!
Você merece o título de pior mulher do mundo
Agora assista aí de camarote
Eu bebendo gela, tomando Cîroc Curtindo na balada, só dando virote
E você de bobeira sem ninguém na geladeira
Pra aprender que o amor não é brincadeira!"
>>51983822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CJj6X36YvU
>>51983544
Very good, Errol. Bonus points for opting to use the classy way of saying "beloved." 9.6/10
>>51984008
7.5/10 - Nice overall, I know there are some tricky sounds in Portuguese.
"C" or "s" never make the "sh" sound. "Ch" sounds like that tho ("Chave" sounds like "shavie). "X" does that too, when it's the first letter (xarope sounds like"sharope")
>>51984530
Thanks for the r8
I thought that s was pronounced sh because we have that cliché of portuguese people saying it instead of s, I don't know where it comes from t b h
>>51983031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02ALiX8le2v
>>51983822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09HSU7WIoqe
Can you guess where I'm from? :3
>>51984608
In european portuguese (and some brazilian dialects) it may be pronounced as sh in the end of certain words.
>>51984828
Well, you probably know about it better than I do kek
>>51983031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0arkxJX5rCb
>>51984811
Rio?
>>51985264
Shieet, is it that obvious?
voted the most normie general on >>>/int/
est. 2013
>>51983822
HUE, this song
>>51983031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LmMQAbJISX
>>51985350
t. Alberto Barbosa
Bola to jedna zo záhad, ktoré sa objavili s príchodom vesmírnej sondy Dawn k trpasličej planéte Ceres. Na povrchu telese krúžiaceho medzi Marsom a Jupiterom sa objavilo niekoľko veľmi jasných škvŕn, no výskumníci nevedeli vysvetliť, čo to vlastne je.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iJfJnBQRF8
R8 my accent
>>51985831
gr8
>>51983031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ze85kh1V9Y
Have some french reggae /voc/ :
On me dit: " Tâchez monsieur
De faire pour vous, le choix qui est le bon"
Je choisis que les mots et la basse grondent à l'unisson.
Qualifié de sauvage pour avoir le cœur vagabond
Je ne laisserai pas dormir mes rêves sur le paillasson.
Ma vie sera trop courte
Et même si elle dure un siècle
Je ne la passerai pas confiné comme un insecte
Stupide et ivre, non, je veux vivre libre, que la musique me délivre
Que mes amies que mes amours puissent lire en moi comme dans un livre
>>51985831
Kek
10/10
>>51986351
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lsalJvLbaR
>>51987049
Nice, the only mistakes you made was that you pronounced the r from monsieur and the t from et
>>51986351
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ez74HYbB22
hon hon hon
>>51987348
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ez74HYbB22
Kek, that's wasn't great t b h, but nice rythm and good voice, so that'd be a 9/10
I would've give you a 10/10 if you actually said hon hon hon at the end
>>51985831
No i'm not gay
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UrdR7duF4Q
>>51987526
You sound like a radical dude m8
>>51987348
Top kek.
>>51985808
>Czech comes with a manual
>>51985808
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15Z9X9LZKZJ
ok my slovak friend it's your time to judge me.
>>51985808
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06rNkWoJckB
>>51983031
Been a while tBh
>>51988415
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RyGiTerHB7
Please read t. Alberto Barbosa
Heres a small sample from a blurb at the back of a fiction book but it's in vaguely cornish dialect. see how it goes.
Wozon with ee? Why the hell does the stencilled street graffiti ‘Voodoo Pilchard’ keep appearing on the streets of Camborne? What are the chances of lowly Truro City Football Club ever making it into Football League Two? And where’s Obby Stanker Country when you need it?
The Trelawny estate is as mazed as ever – with Charlie’s ma reading Virginia Woolf and his da back drilling for tin down a re-opened South Crofty mine. The economy’s screwed, but that’s nothing new for Cornwall: everyone’s still on the make, on the steal, or on the best mephedrone they can get hold of. In this completion of The Trelawny Trilogy, first begun with Proper Job, Charlie Curnow! and its sequel Electric Pastyland, in Voodoo Pilchard Alan M. Kent offers another irreverent picture of contemporary Cornwall, which the Development Agencies and Tourism authorities don’t want you to read. Be prepared for anarchy, aerosol art, and being proper tickled up ass…
>>51988415
>>51988462
Wish I could sing with such passion t b h
>>51988391
The n in vesmírnej and planéte should not be palatalized. Your h sounds too much like h. It was pretty great on the whole.
>>51988387
Μπράβο! Excellent for a first try. Stress should always be on the first syllable though, our k is never soft like in Greek. Some words were even spot on, surprisingly including veľmi.
>>51989043
Alcohol
>>51988415
>>51988462
>>51989338
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0usNn4IBsIZ
:DDDD:
>>51989362
Love the accent.
>>51989156
wow for real? I thought it would be complete shit tbqh
thanks for noticing me senpai :3
if you want some greek just tell me
>>51989362
Beautiful m8. the rolling of the rs.
>>51989362
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0usNn4IBsIZ
fucking ebin/10
> What have I become
> downing alcohol and singing a song to a brit in france on a chinese noodle fetish discussion board
Kek.
>>51989362
is there poker tonight lad?
Haven't been there in over a month tbf
>>51989643
YES
I'm in the room already waiting for you guys
These threads might be dying but poker is alive and well with the power of me and Babs
>>51988415
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GBN3rnZalt
>>51989702
aye i'll be along later, save me a spot Ero.
Tell Helmi my dick's dry and the time is nigh for her to spread them thighs, prepare for me creampies. But nahh, jokes aside, i'll be along later
>>51989730
Nice some choice tb h. Nice going, Pierre :DD
>>51989833
Good thing you said you were joking, I would've told her that otherwise :^)
>>51989730
Nice, I really like the type of tone/singing you're using in that song, it's soft and nice and your voice fits it well jtp (jos totta puhutaan = to be honest)
Where the fuck is Babs?
>>51989702
How about you post some Finnish to rejuvenate this thread.
>>51990050
https://youtu.be/c7dbIfxei1s
SING the first 50 secs of that. I know you're already gonna pronounce everything perfectly with an almost unnoticeable accent
>>51990046
O-oh my.
Pic related tbf, though tbf tb h
>>51990046
>Where the fuck is Babs?
I'm trying to write new rhymes. What do you think so far?
I come hard-hittin' like my name is Cabrera
Yeah? You wanna get busy? Come on, baby, I dare ya.
Meet me in the bed, I'll turn you on like a faucet,
Rock it, honey you're a bank and I'm here to deposit.
>>51989960
>>51990046
T-thanks, glad you enjoyed it
>>51990154
Voi juma, I might just try that (for you) favä.
>>51990256
seedy like a sunflower
>>51990256
Honestly you're really good at rapping, especially I remember the rap this week. I could have as well heard it from a radio, it sounded almost like a true professional
Also post nice music lads, I already posted a good song in >>51990154
This is good too, it's in Swedish: https://youtu.be/tEzuxkkGyWQ
>>51990256
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1plI3wrEzsP
>>51990256
Splash you like a dash of sex panther
tear my clothes off after you answer my romance, huh?
While the bank's being sank with my epic withdrawal
Keep pumping that credit, so you can show 'all y'all'.
>>51990256
>>51990646
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P8RLUM7sRp
>>51991110
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P8RLUM7sRp
Hahaha noice ! The tongue noises at the end made the difference desu :^)
>>51991110
I would classify that as violently sexy. very good.
>>51991078
Step back chancer cos i'm the fucking master, the chancellor. Like the bombs on iraq and my low APR, i'll drop my base rate interest on your mother's arse, it's no farce.
>>51991078
>>51991323
I tried rapping that but I keep bumbling on my words http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xLTytgeFAq
>>51991471
That was nice man!
>>51991470
>Like the bombs on iraq and my low APR, i'll drop my base rate interest on your mother's arse, it's no farce.
The only part of it that links through is APR and interest.. Which has nothing to do with cumming on someone's mother.
Take some time off protesting the Syria bombing to work on your skills, faggot.
>>51991471
enjoyable tb h
>>51991470
Fuck you all, I'll capture you in my spitball. You can't handle my rhymes and my Finnishness, in the end you know I'm the best. Drinking alone on 4chan is my favorite past time, you know, man?
>>51991923
>Take some time off protesting the Syria bombing to work on your skills, faggot.
implying a normie has time to protest.
Yllä harmaan korven korpit laulaa
Hurme tämän kansan roudan sulattaa.
Katso kuinka hohkaa kansi taivaan.
Kutsuu se meitä tumman virran taa.
Heikot vaipuu kuohuun sysimustaan,
Sankarit kun astuu joen rantaan.
Halki iäisyyden laulu raikaa
Kutsuu se veljiä tumman virran taa
>>51990154
Anon delivers http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Uin5qLjLOl you owe me a coupel of beers.
Amerifag here, can a Frog give me the rundown on my French """singing""" accent?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bgHfDqkjJm
Lyrics to song I sang, Papaoutai, are here
--> http://genius.com/Stromae-papaoutai-lyrics
Merci
>>51992726
>Je chante pour Le Pen
Topkek
Well you have a strong accent, and you seem to "mimic" the song, so I can't really judge your pronounciation
>>51983031
Where did this nonsense start?
>>51992726
>Je chante pour Le Pen
Kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jH1IhtOISD praise the gods
>>51983031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uUB3wWAlrf
r8
>>51983822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0znA2hRHd85
classy af
Jogue ratos na voz grave que a gripe me deu.
>>51990646
>>51991078
>>51991110
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EZii63pkzu
>>51993282
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EZii63pkzu
Oh boy that's absolutly fucking great, exactly the kind of instrumental I would imagine, heavy bass and drums, FUCKING AWESOME
Any German?
Any Spanish?
Any Irish?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bQUapQiFU5 praise the gods even more
Any Swedish?
Italian plox
>>51993282
aced
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QfDNH2vu4Z
Any russian speakers?
If anybody wants to do some karaoke, I'd love to hear this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tul76y8cNoQ
>>51993430
>>51993765
>mfw
thanks. btw, poker is on lads
I'll try to rate the English after I finish making my grilled cheese sandwiches.
>>51994957
link
>>51994957
>I'll try to rate the English after I finish making my grilled cheese sandwiches.
With Ketchup ?
>>51994957
ffs i forgot the image
>>51993282
>Like you're name was Jamal
mein keks
>>51995010
>Splash you like a dash of sex panther
http://www.bluffave.com/vocaroothread
>>51995025
:)
>>51993852
Féile bhliantúil é Seachtain na Gaeilge a ritheann idir 1 Márta agus Lá Fhéile Pádraig ar an 17 Márta. Is é is cuspóir na féile ná an Ghaeilge a chur chun cinn ar fud na hÉireann agus ar fud an domhain. Bíonn an fhéile eagraithe ag Conradh na Gaeilge, agus is é an mana atá acu ná “Croí na Teanga – It’s You!”.
1st of March is chéad cheann de Marta (I think), and 17th is Seachtu de Marta.
>>51992508
>http://www.vocaroo.com/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VrBLANv0SO
Do I speak finnish ? :D
Having a hard time to deal with double vowels. I believe they are meant to be long ?
can any vocaroo bro tell a pleb the easiest way to record both the mic channel and err background channel without pirating cubase or anything complicated.
>>51995286
Post Swedish tbfh.
>>51983031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08kd2eVFYL5
>>51995286
bretty bad tb h, I though Icelandic people would do better
Here's me saying it http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Zj5intullV
>>51995343
Like I sound swedish ? God, such an insult !
How about some icelandic guys ? Would love to have someone trying some xmas poetry :
"Er andi góu óbilgjarn
óð um lönd og tóttir,
steig í heiminn stúlkubarn:
Stína Gunnarsdóttir.
Hún lærði ung að lífið er
leikur til að njóta.
Hún skyldi kunna að skemmta sér,
skála, hlæja og blóta.
Henni er margt til lista lagt,
léttan fetar hugveg.
Nokkra kosti kann ég sagt;
klár, skapandi og dugleg."
>>51995534
I am actually french. I used to learn swedish, norwegian and danish alongside with Iceland but never tried Finnish.. so.. well.. You saw the result.
But to be fair, finish is structured so differently than Icelandic that I believe it might be hard for icelanders to prononce it well.
>>51995228
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17ernyO0ZRK
>>51986351
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nLWeJubswa
>>51995540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01abjf3nxgK
>>51995647
>I am actually french
that explains it :^)
>Finnish is structured so differently than Icelandic that I believe it might be hard for icelanders to prononce it well
Dunno anything about Icelandic but when I've heard Icelandic accent it seems surprisingly similar to Finnish accent
>>51995662
You got one or two words right, congratulations!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QlRodmp5S1
>>51995682
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nLWeJubswa
Pretty good, I could understand 99% of it, the big mistakes that you made were related to silent letters, I tink you pronounced all of them kek
For example the r of monsieur is silent, p from trop, ent from grondent, and many others
>>51995857
To be fair i only know two or three phrases of my native celtic tongue.
>>51995540
Shit, it's late, I thought I saw Åland.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ztSMzgrn17
Anyway, I only have a vague idea about Icelandic.
>>51995972
Wales?
>>51996276
Cornwall
If I welsh I'd imagine I'd be a whole lot better
>>51996194
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ztSMzgrn17
That's actually not that bad. Never learnt icelandic ? Cause you have good reflex on some inspirations hard to get on some combinations of consonants.
>>51996417
Do you learn Cornish in school or are there any facilities to learn it? It was only after I started trying to learn Irish in earnest that I realized there is actually a lot of material floating around for someone to become somewhat proficient in.
>>51996417
>Cornwall
My great-great grandmother Nellie was from Cornwall. We're like brothers! I found her house on Google maps, this is what it looks like now:
>>51996921
Oi Babs, I'm breton, breton people came from Cornwall, sup cousin ?
>>51996509
I've only had a quick look at Icelandic pronunciation about a year ago and then I speak Swedish to a certain extent (guess it helps slightly).
>>51996921
Me auntie Nora was raised there as well.
>>51983031
getting over a cold
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xUysi5CmMR
>>51997200
get over yourself you bogan waste of space cunt
>>51997200
3/10, not enough "g'day mate, throw another snag on the barbie."
>>51997310
Hey, you leave Bruce alone. Aussies are based.
>>51997491
>aussies
>based
>>51994147
Your singing is pretty good. Definitely way better than the original version even despite the accent. The mistakes you made are typical: lack of palatalization, softened ж and ш, incorrect pronunciation of unstressed vowels. Some words are just unrecognizable though.
>>51983031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SIlwhTgQ1w
>>51983822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j6M6RyepFN
>>51995540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cSXWMHqPYy
>>51986339
Not too noticeable accent, you can enunciate more though
>>51985006
Interesting accent Frenchie, I like your voice too
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UT9WSuXv6E
Born and raised in China before leaving for the United States. Spent a bit of time in a city with Mongolian cyrilic and a lot of Mongolian/Russian speakers.
English is my second language, but no one ever tells me my account sounds Chinese.
>>51997913
>Interesting accent Frenchie
Thanks, trying my best not to sound too french t b h
>>51983031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NudgRcypbP
>>51996582
nah, nothing like that ive tried a few free courses they provide down here, but cornish is a joke language anyway. revivalist mostly. I still liek it tho.
>>51993282
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EZii63pkzu
USA USA USA
>>51988415
>party like it's 1745 (and you're using a phonograph to record yourself)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ezq82NmM2X
>>51999960
raised a tear bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65s9m5sLxWo
>>52000221
not zo fast english knigget!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZzBZMvAH6m
Qué hermosa noche,
Cuántas estrellas en el cielo,
Madre,
Abreme la ventana
Que quiero verlas.
No, hija, no, no, no,
Que estás enferma,
Y el aire de la noche
Dañarte podría,
No, hija, no.
Ay, madre mía,
Ya a nuestra puerta
Un perro aúlla.
Madre, cuando amanezca
Ya estaré muerta.
Abreme la ventana.
y'all better start posting real fuckin' soon
>>52001980
we are poker, come join
>>51997780
Well my knowledge of russian sums up in the usual memes.
I just like Viktor Tsoy and Kino very much, I'm also Israeli and not american as the flag says.
