>there are people in this world who wipe their ass SITTING DOWN
How the fuck do you wipe your ass sitting down?
>>51977923
Apperantly you """"""reach""""""" in the bowl and wipe
standing to wipe just reminds me of the spastic kids that pull their pants all the way down to piss
>Literally shoving your hand into a toilet to wipe your arse
Oh yeah, that sounds totally hygenic
>not half standing half sitting
y-you stand up to wipe?
>>51978457
To make things clear, I tried to draw person standing with his hands and wiping his ass with paper using his leg, but I couldn't draw good looking butt so I drew this. It is a new meme btw.
>>51978639
It looks like a double-ended man
my brother stands up to wipe
never understood this 2bh, he just grabs a bunch of toilet paper, pushes it together and perfoms one session of quick rubbing the balled up tp against his ass, then he's done
meanwhile I carefully fold the tp, lift my ass and stroke one time, then repeat this process until there's nothing on the toilet paper anymore
why?
>standing up to wipe
>wipes ass
>not sprinkling water to make ass clean
>>51978457
Mene is borned :---DD
>there are """""people""""" right now who unironically don't own a bidet
>>51979538
>having a seperate, designated bidet bowl
why isnt this a thing anywhere else but finland?
>>51979818
Isn't it easy to make a mess with that?
A bidet is lower and you don't have to hold that thing with a hand, pretty comfy.
>not dipping your ass in the sink full of water to clean it
>>51980462
what the hell? mess? You spray it on ass when sitting, it wont make a mess. It's not much trouble holding it in hand. It means it has better controllability.
>>51980528
Well yeah, the "spraying" part seems a bit uncomfortable. With a bidet you don't spray your asshole, you use your hand to get the water where it needs, kind of like when you wash your face.
Still better than nothing though.
>>51977807
Could I pass in your country as a sitting down ass wiper? My frinds always tell me I'm Italian
There was a period when I put my feet on the wall to wipe ass.
deep wiping
I think I goona get used to do it again.
>>51979538
the first time i used a bidet it felt like i was being violated. after a couple of trips I warmed up to it and want one ow
>not standing like Tom Cruise in Risky Business just at the end of when he slides into frame
>wiping your ass
>not a single Indian will post in this thread
I stand, holding my left asscheek apart from the right and wiping with my right hand. I've tried the sitting down method, there's just no way to get in there and finish the paperwork.
>>51979538
I really wish bidets were a thing here in Burgerworld. As it is, the best I can manage without being able to shower after a shit is a baby wipe.
>>51978057
>spastic
>>51982584
that's why i did dat >>51980803
>>51977807
How?
I would really like to know...
My wife says I'm crazy because I don't understand how she does it, but will not explain/demonstrate it for me while I jack off...
I don't really see where the problem is. Toilets have brushes next to them for a reason.
