Post your country's rightful soil
>>51975965
please take southern California too. Imagine how many elections Democrats will lose thanks to Russia.
>>51976046
this desu senpai
>>51975965
What do I have to do for Russia to look like this?
>>51976827
Support Vladimir Putin )))
>>51975965
Everything shaded in red.
>>51977228
Even the portumeme maps are more credible
>>51977228
England never invaded Chile m8
>>51977228
>Britain
>Invaded
only in British history books
>>51975965
>Egypt
Explain, please.
Europe (and Britain), N.America, Africa, Indochina, STRAYA AND NZ (RIGHTFUL CLAY)...
>>51975965
>Greece
>Rightful Russian clay
wat
Here you go.
>>51976955
you forgot the moon and mars.
>>51978446
>Africa
Yea, no thanks
>>51975965
Autism thread
>>51977228
you're including the ones you didn't successfully invade as well, i see
>>51977659
>>51977858
>>51978171
Stay angry, my buttblasted friends.
BRITAIN STRONK
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/9653497/British-have-invaded-nine-out-of-ten-countries-so-look-out-Luxembourg.html
>>51975965
This...
(cont.)
>>51978583
...and this
someday....
>>51978583
Woopsie fuckin' daisies, I meant this
>>51978446
>RJ
It's yours my frog friend
>>51977228
this is parody right?there is no way one can be this dumb.
>>51975965
Everything else can fuck off.
I know that feel bro
Flawless
Here's a map of a perfect world.
>>51978791
R A R E
A A
R R
E E
Of a possibly perfect Europe
Another possibly perfect Europe.
>>51978641
Don't get your hopes up.
>>51978634
yeah
no
don't even think about it
that's ours
>>51977228
never happened. scots did try to settle here, but they werent part of the uk then. pirates dont count btw
>>51975965
I think thats a bit too much for us Finns, I'd be ok with this.
>>51978791
But they can't poo in the loo
>>51979528
i find it amazing that not one of europes colonial powers remained as big as russia did, or china.
>>51977228
>Brit goes abroad
>sticks his Union Jack in the sand and claims the land for the queen
>>51979850
Western Nepal is a lost cause desu. The humane thing to do would be to launch a massive forced-euthanizing campaign. At least there's tea in the eastern terai.
Rightful swiss clay
Sweden need it's balls back
that greek brat can fuck off, we build this, not them.
>>51980136
This is your only claim, m8.
Italians != Romans
>>51980188
>>51979943
Pretty much, yes.
>>51977228
When did you invade Norway? That never happened, unless you're talking about world war 2 when you tried to help Norway from being invaded by Nazis, but failed to do so.
>>51975965
>>51980420
ignore him, it's the usual english/american arrogance.
>>51980295
Genetically yes, you're mostly the same.
But nevertheless, Italians != Romans.
>>51980420
>>51980453
They're all countries that either our military or state sanctioned pirates or looters invaded.
>>51980531
You mean rightful Portuguese clay?
>>51980454
why?
our language is latin, our culture is latin, our art is classical, every latin can claim roman land, but considering that we have the capital and that we are the closest to them it's rightfully italian.
>>51980505
Never happened, sorry.
>>51980557
Some of those have nothing to do with Portugal. Anyway we are their heirs and they couldn't handle the African negro as well.
>>51980603
Well the people who wrote the book from the article I quoted found out that it did, so stay mad I guess.
>>51980616
>they couldn't handle the African negro as well.
Yes they could.
They won all the battles! ... but lost the war.
>>51980601
>why?
Rome stops being Rome when the principate dies. Everything that comes after is no longer Rome - it's barbarian influenced dribble.
>>51980654
They must have counted the WW2 thingy then. It shouldn't count, because you were our ally and it was in order to help us.
>>51975965
You seem to have mistyped Finland there
>>51980425
>arrondissements
WALEN BUITEN!
>>51979916
probably easier to expand into and maintain control over a contiguous area of sparsely populated land (siberia, much of western china) than it is to maintain control over a already densely populated area full of people with their own identity that suddenly become exposed to european ideas of nationalism
also i think china and russia have remained openly willing (and able) to keep control of areas where the locals aren't happy about that (tibet, uyghurs, the caucasus, etc.) than most european imperialists
>>51980785
>Stuart Laycock, the author, has worked his way around the globe, through each country alphabetically, researching its history to establish whether, at any point, they have experienced an incursion by Britain.
>Only a comparatively small proportion of the total in Mr Laycock's list of invaded states actually formed an official part of the empire.
>The remainder have been included because the British were found to have achieved some sort of military presence in the territory – however transitory – either through force, the threat of force, negotiation or payment.
>Incursions by British pirates, privateers or armed explorers have also been included, provided they were operating with the approval of their government.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/9653497/British-have-invaded-nine-out-of-ten-countries-so-look-out-Luxembourg.html
Doesn't sound like we were allowed into any country otherwise it wouldn't count as an "incursion". Perhaps the circumstances were similar to those for Iceland?:
>*Iceland, invaded in 1940 by the British after the neutral nation refused to enter the war on the Allies side. The invasion force, of 745 marines, met with strong protest from the Iceland government, but no resistance.
Either way, we penetrated you bro.
>>51981287
why would you invade a country over not joining you when they would be able to provide like 7 soldiers?
>>51981287
It may be consider an incursion, but it was for protection, it was basically in order to gain control of Norway before the Germans took full control of our country. It's why we give you the Trafalgar Square Christmas Tree every year. When Germans invaded us, our government fled to London, and you let us run our country's official business from there. During this time it was also determined that UK should invade Norway in order to protect it from German control. Anyway, as you know, the Germans won the race and took full control.
>>51975965
Why you posting under that flag, Segei?
>>51981737
So we invaded you and you gift us a Christmas tree every year for the privilege? Truly keked.
>>51975965
Daniel is that you?
>>51976827
Get raped by them.
>>51978384
You guys certainly suck enough Russian dicks for me to believe it.
>>51981144
>not whole of HRE
should have used different map m8
>>51981946
Yes, basically, if you want to put it that way for the sake of memes.
>>51975965
>wanting California
LAD
>>51979528
Only one flaw: Dominican Republic
9/10
>>51980099
Going to have to get them off the shelf where the feminists put them, first.
>>51981144
Why Ireland?
Why are Spaniards so obsessed about Ireland?
Do you love us or this some sort of weird sexual power thing?
>>51981737
That's a nice fucking tree, mate.
Here's what it looks like this year, for those curious;
http://home.bt.com/lifestyle/christmas/the-lights-on-the-trafalgar-square-christmas-tree-have-been-turned-on-and-its-as-beautiful-as-ever-11364025787531
>>51982290
Beautiful.
>>51975965
would it really be that different...
>>51982285
Spain loved Ireland, just like Brits loved Portugal desu.
>>51981946
You just went full yank.
>>51975965
Le M
>>51982285
>us
You have 420 seconds to prove you're not plastic
>>51982285
They were the first settlers here, with the Iberians, they formed Celticiberians (the first original spanish settlers of the Iberian peninsula). Few people know this. Today only northern Spain and some places of Portugal preserved the Celtic culture.
>>51980295
deniro is more of irish stock than italian
His father was Irish-Italian
His mom was Irish off the boat...
>>51982664
>You have 420 seconds to prove you're not plastic
I listen to IRA songs and drink heavily
>>51982673
>believing this is why we love Ireland
Nah mate, it's because we supported their independence from the UK because the Brits supported Portugal on their independence.
>>51982673
Yeah I went to North East Spain and when I told the girls I was Irish they seemed to warm to me.
I thought they were just whores.
>>51976076
And they'll start winning again as soon as Mexicans become the majority in Texas.
>>51978288
HE WUZ KINGS
>>51982830
With "north" i want to say Galicia, Asturias, Cantabria and Basque Country.
>>51980420
We didn't
RIGHTFUL MACEDONIAN CLAY
>>51982575
We are British, we had the biggest and best empire in the world and arguably we still do in the form of the commonwealth realm.
Are you not proud of that? I am.
>>51982984
except you're just transplant slavs who had nothing to do with that...
>>51980844
>walen buiten
FLAMANDS ET WALLONS RAUS
>>51983063
>arguably we still do in the form of the commonwealth realm.
Are you really this delusional?
>>51983201
they are...
If the US tells Canada to do something they'll do it
If the US threatens Canada, the UK won't intervene
>>51983404
Yeah. The UK isn't even its own pole of power in the world today. Despite holding a great power status they are in form and action just an auxiliary of the American Empire.
>>51983201
>>51983404
Is there any other G20 nation that still holds royal dominion over two other G20 nations?
No, no there isn't.
>>51976046
>no São Paulo
>no Rio
>no MInas
Shit tier desu senpai baka kek
>>51983545
As I said you are delusional. Sure that has some symbolic significance. In the real world, titles and ceremonies cannot hold a candle to military power, infrastructure, economics and so on. You are not nation who has Canada and Australia in your sphere. America has them in her sphere, and the UK too.
Everything in dark grey
>>51981144
>Not shading in Belice
You fucked up f a m
All countries belong to Brazil, please accept.
The universe.
>>51979528
>perfect world
>Brazil still exists
>>51983545
>>51983510
maybe I picked the wrong example...
China threatens australia (for whatever reason), the US sits back and will not respond (for whatever reason) what does the UK do?
China invades australia en masse and the US decides, "hell, it's not our problem" what does the UK do?
You guys can have Earth.
When my comrades and I weaponize outer space we're just gonna hold the entire planet hostage anyways.
>>51983972
>>51984209
World, I present you the Brazilian mentality.
>>51984298
Spacers pls go
>>51984209
Well, that's not really Brazil. That's Portugal.
>>51984337
"That's not really mustard gas, it's cyanide."
>>51984281
From a zero-sum perspective, the UK stands to lose a lot more by going into unwinnable war with China over Australia.
We can look at the example of Hong Kong, and of decolonization. How did the UK react in these situations? What has changed since then in terms of political unity, willingness to go to war, what is considered to be the "national interest" etc. From this we can extrapolate what is a probable.
My answer would be that they would follow Americas lead and do nothing.
>>51978641
hope mexico still gets its land back
fuck yankkes tbqh
>>51981144
get the fuck out of brazil, amigo
Austriae est imperare orbi universo
>>51981883
I work in Norway
>>51981972
нeт
>>51978288
>>51978384
Russia is the continuation of Byzantium empire
>>51985041
>Pooland
>anything but a Russian sector
>>51987197
Russian people were happier under our rule.
>>51987278
Polish people were happier under our rule you mean :)
Instead you ally with Nazi's against your brothers...
>>51987365
It would be a good butthurt starter if I was one of the teenage pollacks around here.
>>51987628
What do you mean?
>>51980425
No, I don't want that! fucking Frenchies and their raghead buddies can stay away.
>>51979528
>China still there
>>51988313
Czechs are Poles in denial.
>>51983934
>>51978641
NEVER EVER YOU FUCKING SUBHUMANS
>>51988313
Czechs are Austrians in denial
>>51988699
Poles are Wends in denial.
>>51988749
The Dutch are Germans in denial.
>>51977228
>English invades us
>They die of diarrhea
>They invade again
>Once again die of diarrhea and fleet away before a real Spanish army comes up
What a powerful empire.
>>51978641
SOON
At a least the northern terriotries. Honduras/Guate/Salvatruchas can keep their clay.
Land that has been owned by the Dutch kings and queens, and ancient Frisian clay.
>>51975965
2bh lads
>>51989455
>avignon
Explain alsjeblieft
>>51975965
>>51990146
principality of orange, you know, the reason why our king is called the prince of orange.
ALLAXTAN BAŞKA İLAH OYKTUR
ALLAXTAN BAXA İLAX XOXTUR
![sphere-of-portugese-influence-in-colonization-1494-map[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bbhpHdb.jpg "sphere-of-portugese-influence-in-colonization-1494-map[1].jpg")
We actually have a treaty to prove our clay.
>>51990254
USA USA USA
>>51990617
that picture had special effects ahead of it's time
>>51977228
Yeah okay.
>>51979528
>ywn be a citizen of the Commonwealth or any other European power and allowed visa-free travel around the world
Sigh
>>51983063
Jesus. And /int/ says that Americans are arrogant. We are, but you fucking Brits can be just as bad.
>>51991708
All Anglos except for Aussies are arrogant and retarded tbqh
autism
>>51989736
When the fuck was Illinois ever a part of Canada?
>>51993170
Ever since you made shit deals with America in 1812.
>>51993353
Nigga I don't give a fuck about your deals as long as you keep bowing to the Queen
Siam shall rise
>>51976955
Poland is pretty much the same desu
>>51982496
New Caledonia is part of France, m8
>>51993449
>Nigga I don't give a fuck about your deals as long as you keep bowing to the Queen
Why isnt she dead yet?
>>51975965
We formed you.
>>51994126
Even she is of Finnic descend.
>>51994253
german*
Based Poland and her bros
>>51977228
all I see is pink
>>51994274
Some, but not initial.
Rurik
Igor of Kiev
Sviatoslav I of Kiev
Vladimir I of Kiev
Yaroslav I the Wise
Iziaslav I of Kiev
Sviatopolk II of Kiev
Predslava of Kiev
Béla II of Hungary
Andrew II of Hungary
Violant of Hungary
Isabella of Aragon
Philip IV of France
Isabella of France
Edward III of England
Lionel of Antwerp, Duke of Clarence
Philippa of Ulster
Roger Mortimer, Earl of March
Anne Mortimer
Richard Plantagenet, Duke of York
Edward IV of England
Elizabeth of York
Margaret Tudor
James V of Scotland
Mary I of Scotland
James I of England
Elizabeth of Bohemia
Sophia of the Palatinate
George I of Great Britain
George II of Great Britain
Frederick, Prince of Wales
George III of the United Kingdom
Prince Edward Augustus
Victoria of the United Kingdom
Edward VII of the United Kingdom
George V of the United Kingdom
George VI of the United Kingdom
Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom
>>51994376
That's some high level of autism mate, keep it up. You're good, don't let other people tell you otherwise.
>>51994328
poor shitholes 2bh. our biggest mistake was expanding into east instead of west. we would be fucking rich as fuck by now. but no, we had to fuck up everything. Russia and Prussia triumphing over us? fucking peasants triumphing over nobles? what the fuck.
now everyone says we're russian. that's fucking disgusting.
Our rightful Empire of course.
>>51994531
>>51994470
I see it like this. After winter spring has to come. Poland is currently warming up and will probably leave eu with rest after uk, then start becoming a regional power.
All under Marszalek Kaczynski
T B H
>>51994635
Nah mate. We're still under occupation, we will never be free. Unless we French Revolution v2.
Why do you think we're "leeching" on EU? We don't get that money, "our" gov does. Almost everything goes to their pockets, rest back to Merkel. "Our" govs let Germans buy everything in "their" old borders. We don't own anything there. We exist only on paper. It's depressing, but it's true.
WW2 never ended for us.
>>51994718
Better pic
>>51994753
Watch it happen
>>51994878
Real Brit or diaspora?
>>51994770
DUDE SHITTING STREETS LMAO.
How the fuck does one even control that much of random ports everywhere? I could never grasp colonisation, maybe I'm just a dumb pollack.
>>51994126
She is immortal
>>51994960
>how does one even control that much of random ports everywhere
You can't that's why we don't have them anymore.
![sutorina[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pQKQ16B.jpg "sutorina[1].jpg")
Canada, Baja, the Moon, Cuba, Dominican Republic, and Wrangle island
>>51983404
w-why would you threaten us?
>>51992352
Are we really arrogant?
>>51995775
Extremely. Especially in relation to Americans, but that is kind of understandable tbqh
>>51993170
Never. He's added Louisiana territories. Britain won it in the 7 years war but before we separated from the crown it was reserved for Indians.
>>51976955
Murica! Fuck Yeah!
S W E D E N
N E V E R C O N Q U E R E D
E
V
E
R
>>51978634
>Roman empire
>Greek
pick one
>>51997744
>Kalmar Union
Also you're currently in the process of being conquered
We're pretty much Norway minor anyway.
>>51999436
We are the same people my brother :)
>>51994531
And then you decided to fuck it up by mixing with a bunch of savages.
>>51999635
>no savoie & nice
Times are truly changing
>>52000011
>no nice
look better
>>51978446
Do you have that map, but blank?
>>51999635
>no Segna
Will irredentism be a meme in 2016?
>>51978641
nah, senpai.
>>51979528
>i live in california
>>51979280
senpai
>>51979528
>no cisplatina
>UBD
>ugly ass chinese borders
>that poland
>yugoslavia
>>51988739
thought you were Thailand
thanks for the flag m9
Charming.
>>51999635
You should post this in ex yugo
>>51980690
we're currently living a barbaric/christian (jewish) phase, but the Roman spirit is still alive in our hearts. See POOTUGAL (pic related), if even them honor their Latin roots, we too are still Romans
>>52000604
There outs at least two posters from Costa Rica. One of them claims they had Jewish slaves and the other claims they beat America in an war because they beat a mercenary that was from America
>>52000940
>WE WUZ ROMANS AND SHIEEEET
dude get over it
that country died over 1500 years ago
we should instead reclaim all the lands that were at some point in history part of Italian city states
yep, that means Crimea is ours
>>52001009
*are
>>52000940
>Braga
>literally Celtic city
>worshipping faggot Romans
fuck this country
>>52001093
>implying Roman is a race
>>51980420
We actually almost did in WW2
>>52001220
You did actually
>>52001288
If youre referring to after it finished in europe an occupations not quite the same as an invasion m8
>>52001348
No you invaded the northern part of Norway like a week after hitler did
>>51997744
You just got conquered by muzzies
>>52001405
We were going to but we didnt because sweden wouldnt allow us passage I think
>>52001405
>>52001473
Or maybe you are getting it mixed up with iceland?
>>52001473
No you guys did to try and prevent Germany from using their northern ports to attack you
Literally everything around the Baltic Sea.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Campaign
>>52001632
I think you are getting them mixed up with norway, sweden or iceland m8
muh empire
>>52001843
M8 check out the link i posted
>>52001853
It had a good run
>>52001843
>>52001632
>>52001877
Alright, Im a bit drunk so let me start again. We were going to support norway and finland by invading them but sweden wouldnt allow us. We also invaded iceland anyway
>tfw no latin union empire
>>52001908
While Wikipedia calls it aid the Norwegian people didn't like the British soldiers
TheNorwegian Campaign(9 April to 10 June 1940) was aSecond World Warcampaignfought inNorwaybetween theAlliesandGermanyafter the latter'sinvasion of the country. In April, theUnited KingdomandFrancecame to Norway's aid with an expeditionary force. Despite moderate success in the northern parts of Norway, Germany'sinvasion of Francein May eventually compelled the Allies to withdraw and the Norwegian government to seek exile in London. The campaign ended with the occupation of Norway by Germany, and the continued fighting ofexiled Norwegian forcesfrom abroad. The 62 days of fighting made Norway the nation that withstood a German invasion for the second longest period of time, after theSoviet Union.
>>51979528
11/10 pls marry me
>>52002043
The norwegian government agreed even if the people didnt, but germany invaded beforehand as sweden wouldnt allow transit. Lets just blame the swedes
What could have been...
>>52001979
pls no, we already have too many romanians
alaska is american (aляcкa aмepикaнcкaя)
reeeeee
>>52002129
Agreed. Is there nothing the swedes don't ruin
>>52002244
>romanians
>latins
meme latin would not be allowed
>>51977228
Don't if to feel good about being not invaded or bad for being irrelevant.
>>52002305
>Russians unironically believe they only leased Alaska to us.
the russians also had an outpost on Kauai for a while.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Fort_Elizabeth
>>52002438
I think they had one in cali too, no?
>>51977228
You missed a few spots lad
>>52002328
well, their grammar is closer to Latin than ours. Anyway the frogs would never accept and they're too busy sucking germans cocks
>>51998901
I like the way you think, Ivan.
>>52002532
>one or two retards keep spouting "FRANCE IS GERMANIC YOU GUYS, 1488 SIEG HEIL"
>somehow this represents the whole of France
>>52002681
retard people usually stand out
>>52002681
The only Germanic thing that remains in France nowadays of any greater import is certain placenames and the word France 2bh.
>>52002681
you're not lurking enough then.
>>52002736
you forgot sucking the ahmed dick, that's very germanic
>>51994531
>spanish japan
kek
>>52002744
I am, and it's always the same dumbass being proven wrong time and time again
>>51980188
I love how everyone gets to meme about this but when we do everyone gets buttholocausted as fuck.
Stay jelly.
>>52002736
Thank god
>>51977228
With such a logic: France deserves the french napoleonic empire + colonial empire + all the british empire because the first people who managed to do something with england was french and didn't care about his english lands at all. And also jerusalem & the latins states because France has led the crusades.
>>52003134
>no Equatorial Guinea
>no Sahara Republic
>no Barbados
>no Gabon
>no Hormuz
>no Socotra
>no Ceylon
>no Formosa
>no Flores
>no Maluku Islands
>no Newfoundland
>no Mauritius
>no Zanzibar
>no fucking Goa
confirmed for imposter, fuck off fake Sebastian
>>52003134
MEU DEUS CARA
NO NO NO NO NO
>>52003134
Not on my watch
