> that internationally understood feel when no gf
>>51972005
Not in Muslim countries
Are there actually people here above the age of 20 who have never had a girlfriend? That's crazy; finding a partner is such a basic function of life.
>>51972092
You seem to think about Muslims a lot, hiding something hans?
>>51972139
this
In America of all places.
There are 110 million girls here, moreso women then men too.
If you can't find a gf and want to blame the niggers/jews/conservatives, fuck off.
>>51972139
It's just banter
Do you truly believe people can be THAT pathetic irl?
>>51972194
Have you ever felt tfw when no gf?
>>51972194
What do you mean?
>>51972139
>>51972199
>basic
And that is why we consider suicide anon. What would you have us do? I'm a short bald 18yo attending community college at the moment.
I have little to no standards.
>>51972266
>bald at 18
>>51972210
It's not banter mate?
>>51972210
haha no.
i have a feeling it was that but with 4chan it's hard to tell genuine bants from reality sometimes.
>>51972266
>18 years old
You are still a child
>>51972222
I feel that feel 24/7
>>51972227
repressed feelings, papa und penis that kind of stuff
>>51972321
I have less hair than costanza ;_;
Girls my age think i'm a creepy older dude. And i'm too poor to go for older women.
>>51972372
I mean that muslims don't know that feel because of arranged marriages
>>51972376
That really sucks about the genes, but there's a lot of people on here who say they're normal and can't a gf. That's mostly who I was talking about.
>>51972376
You shouldn't compare yourself to others, not when you are only 18 years old
Women your age are huge retards, never listen to women
>>51972442
They're either autists or have high standards. Of you work out for a few months, put some effort into dressing, and look composed, you should be able to find a girlfriend.
>tfw you know girls like you
>but you're too scared to make a move
>because even if she did say yes you wouldn't know what to do next
>>51972664
>>because even if she did say yes you wouldn't know what to do next
Go bowling, walk through the streets, bring her inside for some coffee. Lie down on the couch and make out with her. Play with her hair.
Are you lowtest anon?
>tfw finnish gf
>>51972376
>>51972266
Youre 18, youre young as fuck and you will be an entirely different person at 30.
All the women here go for 25-40 year old dudes with careers and a stable life and shit.
You are a man, unlike women you dont have an expiration date that is pretty much around your 30th birthday. Take your time, its on your side. In ten years your female peers from then would kill their mothers for a date with you and you will laugh at them and pick up the funny and cute 23 year old.
>bald
Who cares? If thats the biggest thing wrong with your body you are a lucky man.
>>51972955
>All the women
*20 year old women
>>51972422
>tfw my parents will never arrange me a marriage with a qt
I would treat her really good i swear!
>Be more outgoing than most people in social settings
>Get compliments from women about being more confident than other men they know
>Still lose out to better looking men all the time
>Gave up trying and haven't approached a woman in at least two years now
Why can't I speak or make eye contact with grills? a girl confessed to me once so I know there's a slim chance I could get one but why is it so hard?
>>51973123
Be glad, they usually marry their cousins
>>51972139
>tfw kissless virgin
>21 next month
>>51973165
It's not your fault lad, everyone knows Aussie girls are sluts who only date Chad Kangaroocks.
>>51972005
here you go OP, have some oc
>>51973165
In Australia everyone is socially gifted so it boils down to looks, status and wealth in the end. Take comfort in the fact that women would throw their puccis at you in Yurope.
>>51973215
Mentioning your age helps with the response
>>51973282
Actually it's almost entirely my fault. I'm fat and being fat automatically makes you ugly. But it's the worst kind of ugly because it's a type of ugly you can avoid if you have even a moderate amount of discipline.
>>51973318
>In Australia everyone is socially gifted
Not really.
>Take comfort in the fact that women would throw their puccis at you in Yurope.
You don't know what I look like.
>>51973218
>mfw i have incredibly hot female cousins
>>51972725
Yea going out isn't that hard. But I wouldnt know how to make a move without doing it ironically.
Once she starts realizing I have no friends (outside of work) things are bound to get worse.
And lowtest is superior my friend
>>51973397
26
I saw a qt bolice today. She looked at me like I was a criminal.
>>51973454
Swedish women come home pregnant with abbo children mate, you can't look that bad in comparison.
who /acne/ here?
>tfw will never have gf
> that internationally understood feel when no Polish gf
>>51973541
>Swedish women come home pregnant with abbo children
Literally?
>>51973397
I'm 24 years old, have a decent paying job, and I can't get a gf. I'm not fat or deformed, but I'm a spic manlet and the only girls I could attract are other 3/10 gross women, so I've decided to just die alone.
>>51973547
i did when i was younger, sill have some minor scars on my cheeks, nothing horrible, just look like a few of my pores are larger than normal
how old are you? I grew out of it around 22 or so
>>51972005
>tfw 25
>tfw never had sex with a human
>>51973582
One sa kurwa
>>51973487
26 and you can't make eye contact with women? Ehm you might have some serious issues then
>>51973618
Soon 20.Already have a lot of scars.
>>51973666
go spread lies somewhere else you devil
>>51973582
Poland is alright. But Denmark is where the real women at
>>51973610
Hight isn't a problem. I've seen 5'1 mexicans get girls. Just have to date short girls.
>>51973547
It'll go away at some point my young child
>>51973600
To get citizenship in Australia. They make exceptions if the child is aboriginal.
>>51973701
Thx mexibro
>>51973741
But the competition is fierce short girls.
Even 7'1" lanklets want to date girls under 5'.
>>51973610
>I'm not fat or deformed, but I'm a spic manlet and the only girls I could attract are other 3/10 gross women
I'm a 5'8 mestizo Mexican and I still managed to get married to a qt white American girl
It's not your body that is causing you problems, it's your attitude
>>51973756
Considerng some abo men literally treat their childen like basketballs, those women are running a bit of a risk.
Anyway I was at work until 10pm and I'm pretty tired. You have yourself a good night, I'm going to bed.
>>51972139
Me desu
Become 21 yesterday and never had a proper conversation with a girl
>Not /fit/ enough for sorority girls
>GDI girls end conversations when they find out I'm in a frat
>They always find out eventually because I live in the house and I don't want to lie
>Still never had a gf
>he doesn't travel to play the foreigner card on local women
i don't want a gf
>tfw no Russian gf
https://youtu.be/6rE4d_ldZr8?list=RDozYao1Mju7A
I was 21 when i first met my girlfriend who eventually became my fiancee
i was and still am:
pretty scrawny without broad shoulders
mild acne scars
big nose
she's a 7/10, i'm probably a 5
it's true what others in this thread are aying, for long term GF material your attitude, confidence, and conversation skills are way more important that physical apperance (as long as you're not jabba the hutt or some kind of burn victim or hispanic)
what i'm trying to say is there's still hope lads
>>51974021
Whats a frat?
>tfw i have black hair and brown eyes
>tfw my gf is blonde and blue eyed
>>51974111
fraternity, you've probably heard of them through movies and shit
>>51974051
Autism can't fix this. Two qt women flirted with me while abroad.
>make small-talk with qt cashier girl
>she asks me for my number
>start blushing and tell her my phone has been stolen
>it wasn't stolen
>talking to a qt girl on the train station after being stranded due to strikes
>she offers I could sleep in her apartment for the night so I could get the next train in the morning
>decline and tell her I'll wait for the night train
>there was no night train
>sleep on a wooden bench instead
>>51974073
You are a cück to be honest, мoй финcкий дpyг
>>51974219
>grill wants my #
>don't own a phone
>give her my email
>>51974097
>(as long as you're not jabba the hutt or some kind of burn victim or hispanic)
Triggered
>>51974258
>qt in a pub grabs my ass, smiles and says something
>music is too loud so I have no idea what she says
>awkwardly smile back and walk away
A-at least I'm handsome I guess, why else would they do this?
>>51974111
A brotherhood of college guys. A lot sports, drinking, partying, etc. Our houses are called frat houses
>>51974317
>first time in club
>having fun because tipsy for the first time
>girl is shaking her ass or something
>grab her hips and start grinding
>no boner or anything
>we do this for a minute or two
>song ends and she turns around
>gives me this look like I massacred her shit-skin village
>walks away
>keep on dancing and having fun
>remember it later and feel suicidal
>>51974401
I didn't know they had frats in Canada, sorry to hear it
>>51974219
Yea but you should take that as a confidence boost. You can get girls without trying.
The only thing I can tell you about autism is to talk to women as if they were men. The only downside is you might become oblivious to their flirting.
>>51972139
fuck you
>>51972139
28 btw
>>51974434
Frats have been in Canada for as long as we have been a country, late 19th Century.
Only two more years to go lads, wish me luck.
>>51974220
But shes too cute ;_;
>>51972139
26 and hugless, kissless virgin I have 1tb of qts tho.
>>51974401
What's wrong with that?
>>51973547
m-me
t. 23 year old virgin
Oh and remember that most, if not all, women are autistic. They are seeming incapable of honest communication, never speaking their mind.
Women think 4 seconds of eye contact is flirting
>>51974569
neurotypicals underestimate our powers
>>51974426
>people act friendly towards you
>start distancing themselves the moment you open your mouth
>>51974460
>only downside is you might become oblivious to their flirting.
Already happens.
>>51973547
>>51974682
accutane, lads
>>51973466
On the other hand, a little bit of forced incest never hurt anybody
>>51974697
You don't know shit about women
>>51974722
did that, acne came back within the year
>>51974722
too much spaghetti in my pockets to go to the doctor
>>51974758
How long did you do it?
>>51974763
Don't complain then.
>>51974682
>>51974758
Acne goes away once your body finish developing
>>51974722
He perscribed me weak shit that didn't work because I am young and it should go away according to dermatologist.
>>51972139
>>51974738
Enlighten us then, Jesus
>>51974720
>be about 15-16
>at a house party making out with a girl
>one of her friends says "ew georgia you can do better than that"
>mfw
>>51974097
>settling down for a 7/10
wew lad, I pity you.
>>51974903
I agree my friend
>>51974801
5 months, also tried isotretoine, the reddit skincare treatment, fixing up diet, sports.
>>51974821
I'm 23, it's only in my neck and on my back though. And also Fordyce spots on dick/balls
>>51974855
Take a hike
>>51974868
Teenagers don't think what they say
>>51974868
Oh poor guy, is this why you post destructive shitposts?
>>51974097
>as long as you're not jabba the hutt or some kind of burn victim or hispanic
>>51974941
fuckign kill yourself you faggot
almost threw up on my keyboard
>>51974982
>he fucked some prostitutes
>hes a master of women
I wish to hear your words of wisdom Don Juan
>>51974971
>5 months
My doctor instructed me to take it for 5 months. I took it for 7 months just to be sure.
>also tried isotretoine
You mean isotretinoin? That's the same thing as accutane.
>>51975032
To be honest we like women who look a bit like ourselves for some reason. And it makes sense because women from a certain region like me and other ones don't, it always turn into reality I can almost guess which women like me and which are unlikely to do.
Although I suppose once your handsome enough it might not matter and you're liked in general.
>>51975032
binland blease. thin, fragile ayy lmao faced grills are the best
>>51974668
Literally nothing, the only people that dislike us are guys that don't get accepted into a frat because they're fags.
The only problem for me is that I've surrounded myself with guys that are way better looking/stronger than me so I can't really compete when I'm around them.
>>51972005
lmao
>>51972005
>tfw
>>51975182
>same thing
Well I guess that means I went on two cycles then. Doctors called it by different names.
Rude
Rate my gf lads
>>51977374
hey that's my gf
>>51977374
how big is her benis
>be 17
>find qt gf
>lose virginity
>stay with girl for 4 years
>end relationship because it isn't the same anymore
It looks like her life has improved a lot without me and I have become a pathetic loser without her.
>>51974722
Shit is strong, it waged war on my face.
I still get some minor breakouts every now and again but holy shit it was so worth it.
>>51972955
Why the fuck should I go for used goods?
If they dont like me in my teenage years they dont deserve me at all
Any girls here? I have a big penis.
>>51974600
>be swedish
>live life on easy mode
>still manage to fail
>>51972210
Yes, apparently people can be that pathetic.
>>51972210
hahahaah
just bantz, r-right lads?
>>51972955
Wise words.
A man's value increases with time.
Around your 30's if you have a job and isn't short or obese, you should have an easy time having sex.
I'm 29 and just dont give a fuck anymore desu
I've accepted I wont have a gf and moved on in life. You should too
Shit, I wouldn't even know what to do with one if I had a gf, my previous experiences were pretty shit
I WANT A GIRL I'M SO THIRSTY HELP
>>51972139
Fuck off
>>51974722
>tfw one of the 1% that accutane had negative reaction on
had some liver problems because of it and had to stop mid treatment
>>51981207
I've had plenty and I still don't know.
I keep hearing here how spanish girls are beautiful, easy and simple to approach, but I'm 22 and I haven't even kissed one.
I used not to care but it's starting to hurt really bad.
>>51979439
The point is when you're older you can still go for younger women, since age isn't a mark against you for men like it is for womyn
>>51972005
I don't want a gf I hate women
>>51985323
very ebin
>three months and I'll get my wizard powers
> all these (you)s
thanks lads, almost fills the void of no gf
>>51984513
Try Mexico.
The gene that tells them they need to breed with Spaniards is still alive and kicking.
>>51972139
>>51984513
Me too