>fingering my ass
>pull finger out
>it's got a bit of shit on the tip
>>51967105
Well, what did you expect to find up there?
quality thread
What the fuck did you expect? Literal shitpost.
LMAOING@YOURLIFE
>>51967105
>amateurs
>fingering my ass
>feel something down there
>it's a hemorrhoid
What do?
POO POO PEE PEE
>>51967105
Thank you for sharing.
>>51967105
>posting on /int/
>start thread
>it's got a bit of shit at the top
>>51967158
Use a needle to drain it.
>>51967158
i told you already, it's not a hemorrhoid, you have cancer
>>51967158
poke at it with a dick
WHY BEATIFUL WHITE AMERICAN GIRLS MIX WITH NIGGERS?
IT'S BY THE AMERIKEK MEN THAT LIKES TO SEE WHITE GIRLS TO BEING DEFILED BY SHIT MONKEYS!
POO 2 LOO MY AUSTRALIAN FRIEND
P O O
>>51967180
It's has occurred to me but that has to be the worst idea ever. There's shit down there... The probability of infection is like 100%.
>>51967182
U ain't told me nothing. How do I know the difference? It sure looks tumor like.
>>51967185
I wish cuz...
>>51967158
go to the doctor?
>>51967105
you're too thirsty senpai, you have to take your time and douche beforehand
>>51967205
stop texting on the toilet and get some preparation h
it's going to be there for a few weeks if not months
>>51967217
But I don't feel any symptoms. It doesn't hurt or bleed, it just kinda sits there and makes it a little weird to wipe.
>>51967220
Preparation for what?
>>51967253
it's a brand of hemorrhoid cream
comes in a little tube that you squeeze into your asshole
> It doesn't hurt or bleed, it just kinda sits there and makes it a little weird to wipe.
yes that's exactly what I had a few months ago, it'll go away on it's own. alleviate any constipation you have, don't strain too much when you shit, and don't spend too long on the toilet at a time
>>51967253
go to the doctor anyway. it's not normal and you want to take care of it. so you go to the doctor!
>>51967272
Into the asshole?! That's intense. The hemorrhoid itself is kinda on the outside, on the right side of the asshole but if I gotta stick the cream in the but then so be it.
>and don't spend too long on the toilet at a time
That's probably why I have it. I like to sit there forever and read newspapers and just think about life.
>>51967278
But he's going to put his finger up my but. What if it's a female? I'm a med student, I go to that hospital every day, I might even know him/her.
Hold me cuz, I'm feel so afraid.
>>51967205
Are you the Serbian girl or some previously unknown Serbian gay guy?
>>51967357
hemorrhoid cases have been on the rise since teens like to text on the toilet
the sooner the west realizes that squat toilets are superior, the better
>>51967357
>That's probably why I have it. I like to sit there forever and read newspapers and just think about life.
That's bound to cause problems. You should be eating more fiber and getting done with the shitting relatively quickly.
>>51967387
I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q
is the best of both worlds. Comfyness of your toilet and naturalness of the squat.
>>51967368
N..no...
>>51967397
I'll work on that from now on.
Second funny Aussie Shit thread I've seen today, very impressed
inb4 I know I said shit, 'top kek', 'why do you do this to yourself Parjeet'
>>51967485
>Indian shitposting while shitting in the street
>>51967510
>>51967548
>1. Shit in Street
>2. Shit myself in Walmart
Yeah, thanks /Amerikeks/ for letting us have a little bit of dignity
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