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Rise and shine edition
>inb4 poopy weather
>>51963638
any memes lads
>>51963638
>tfw no bulgarska gf
>>51963681
>tfw bulgarska qt with benefits
>>51963681
>tfw have a first date with a bulgarska qt soon
>>51963638
>Meanwhile in croatia
>>51963638
are those MiGs for real?
>>51965215
it is obvious shoop,at least the iconography.Other than that jets and helicopters do fly there and the monk greets them
https://youtu.be/tp8qON2823k
Do your best today, /balk/
>>51965608
Oh man how do I write 60 pages worth of academic writing in one month (master thesis) whilst working?
Cant.....stop......shitposting.....
and smoking pot
Lads
>>51964949
man i hope it's not on saturday or sunday cos
that's like, days usually reserved for couples? it's when couples go on dates.
if you push for a saturday/sunday thing, you might be seen as too needy and moving too fast m8
just saying
>>51965870
my bachelor's was 50
it's fairly easy, bruv
don't you have guidelines to follow? my uni gave everyone a list of 10 mandatory elements like introduction, methodology, literature review, etc.. and each one of those elements has to include 4-5 features each, like critical discussion, main argument, tying it in with current academic debates, etc.
so in the beginning you use this skeleton, slap it in word and start filling it out.
this way the whole process is much easier because then you know exactly what they want from you and exactly what to write.
>>51965215
those are not MiGs
>>51965983
That does make sense, but she was the one who suggested the day, because of her work schedule.
I think it's just a coincidence, but I wouldn't mind if she's implying what you said тbh.
>>51963638
>tfw you will never be part of a 5-man bomber crew wiping out anglo pricks during WWII
>>51965870
>smoking pot
You don't deserve a master.
>>51966222
dvulevki trips confirm
>>51965870
>times new roman 13
>line spacing - x2
>put each new sentence on a new line
>times new roman 15 bold for chapter names
>2 spaces after chapter name
>times new roman 13 bold for sub-chapter names
>2 spaces after sub-chapter name
>do the plagiarisms by mixing in latin with cyrillic characters
jew the system
and yes, in case you's was wondering - it really is that bydlo-tier easy to get away with in shitgaria
>>51966350
no wonder a fucken dimploma costs fucken 100 euros
expensive toilet paper
Changing the subject, has it snowed in this season at (You)?
If no, when do you think it will snow first.
There the temperatures are like 3-4 in midday and -2 in the morning.
Even if I have been longing for the snow since July, unfortunately, I don't think there is going to be any snow until the winter (December 22nd).
In the last years, in late Autumn there have always been snow (at like beginning of December).
>>51966439
end of december, beginning of january as always
fucken north african greek weather
at least u save up on heating
>>51966439
Boiko is too greedy and he won't buy us snow from the norwegian weather weapon till january. ho-ho-ho.
>>51966508
In Norway haven't snowed either. I have a friend from Bergen and it has mostly rained lately.
>>51966468
In Bulgaria maybe it's normal; in south Romania there aren't that hard winters. But as I am from Moldova, there must be blizzard and freezing cold during the nights. I am worried about how winter will be.
>tfw autumn ends and it hasn't snowed
>>51965215
It's Dassault Mirage 2000, dude.
>>51966036
Yes I do have the exact same guidelines you described, but the more I delve into the subject that I have chosen to develop, the more lost I get...even though it is a business/economics masters, i.e. mostly b.s.
>>51966222
>t. Causescu
>>51966350
hah, I know of the format and character jewing, but unfortunately this is a Danish uni master's programme I am writing my thesis under. I must meet the requirements for words per page and they could refuse to accept my work if I go do too much graphs and pictures.
>>51966752
Slavi?
>>51966803
Slavi Binev, yes this is me
>>51966752
yeah the topic itself doesn't matter, so long at it has relevance to your subject of study
the most important rule for them bs universities (not in the top 100) is to just follow the rules. that's literally it.
they don't care about your topic or your arguments. they care about the structure and just wanna see all the elements there.
that's how universities increase their credibility as being unis that teach good academic skills in their students, instead of just being diploma printing factories.
![1b37755938c16ecf0ba5a60228e6a8ff[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tTGvAat.jpg "1b37755938c16ecf0ba5a60228e6a8ff[1]")
>>51966203
>you will never be a crewman of a flying fortress, dropping fighters like flies and bathing dusmani in fiery death
>>51966924
;_; maybe soon, against the cockroaches
>>51966752
>t. Stupid normie who thinks everything is above the line of authoritarian/libertarian chart is a communist. You seem like these dumb high-schoolers who say "xD narrow-minded commie" to teachers.
You have never heard of conservatism or nationalism, "weed xddddddddd" fag.
>>51967000
>implying implications
Why so triggered, mangalski?
>>51967000
m8 i think your second sentence shouldn't have been greentexted
>>51967039
*mangalescu
>>51967063
Yeah, forgot to press enter.
>>51967039
I hate it when someone has some strict views is labelled as a commie.
>>51967110
Having strict views is fine, but it seems to me you can't handle banter.
Gypsy scum.
>>51963638
Why are you speaking in English?
>>51967193
I can handle it, but not when I see normie stupidity.
>gypsy
>coming from Bulgaria
We're in the same situation 2bh
>>51966250
First one to post pic with timestamp with the new dvulevka becomes emperor of bulgars and slavs
>>51967228
why does your flag still have pseudo-commie symbols on it?
>>51967228
>Angola
>posting in /balk/
Do you not fear death, boy?
>>51967285
actually no, because we treat non-/balk/ better than our own kind
>tfw UBDA autist still isn't awake
>or at least pretends to not be
>>51967285
What you gonna do ethnic cleanse each other?
>>51967280
Hipster commie pothead fags designed our flag thqb
>>51967228
It's the language of educated people.
>>51967328
>What you gonna do ethnic cleanse each other?
I mean...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIk3qESRrZE
>>51964949
best of luck to you, m8, may the power of tri moreta lead your way inside her
>>51967427
Thanks, brat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQPqUNxeN_8
>>51967379
this is a trick question
dont answer it serbro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLBfpSsWVX4
>those comments
>>51967606
Explain
>>51967606
>nato bombi za belgrad
>bulgarian user
hmmmm
>tfw no gypsy girlfriend to cuddle with while listening to manele
why even live? all I got is lifting now
>>51964949
That cat has such cute eyes.
My old fella looks like that only when he is about to pounce on prey.
>>51967770
>lifting
>no gypsy girlfriend
The normie level in your post is too high.
>>51967770
There's a point where this counter-culture shit needs to stop and we've clearly passed it.
>>51967799
>2015
>not lifting
are you 12?
>>51967901
>2015
>not having cultural and intelligence-related hobbies
Do you have a two digit IQ?
>>51967704
it's basically /balk/ but worse
>>51967901
>>51967936
relax, girls, you're both equally pretty
>>51967936
yes and I squat more than you do kek
how are your books going to defend your family in the coming gypsy-romanian-hungarian war?
>>51967989
>You have said earlier that you would have a gypsy girlfriend.
>Now you say something about a war incoming.
I can squat even if I don't have physical condition, it is in our eastern European blood 2bh.
The army needs chemists and engineers too, not only brute force.
>>51968090
why not both? you can be intelligent and lift weights and you will get more attention from normies since most of them don't lift
>>51967989
And there won't be any belligerent force made up only by gypsy force. A war needs strategy which cannot be thought by a ethnicity who has an average IQ of 60 in Romania and 65 in Bulgaria.
>>51968163
they will just out-breed romanians since females are attracted to asshole-masculine behaviour, and gypsies are more masculine than romanians
>>51965608
TL;DR
>>51968153
It won't help really hard, I have normal weight but I am skinnyfat and lean - thus I'm pretty healthy.
And from the superficial point of view, the way of looking won't help as long as I am going to be the same anxious guy who avoids mobs.
>>51968217
They may be masculine, the 165cm height doesn't help them.
>>51967228
what is best in Angola?
also, are you all niggers?
tell us more about ur cunt
>>51968233
I was skinnyfat when I started too, just bulk for a few months then lose weight. And you will no longer be the same anxious guy anymore. Lifting will get you more confident since it also increases your testosterone levels. There is literally no downside to lifting weights as an adult healthy male.
>>51963638
Good morning Balkaaannn!
>>51967228
>Why are you speaking in English?
Why are you?
>>51968391
>morning
It's like the middle of the day
>>51968409
>answering a question with question
the Russian in you is stronk, lad
>>51968391
>11:51:29
>morning
>>51968423
he's the king of the NEETs
>>51968217
>Gypsies are more masculine than romanians
>They're all manlets with women eyelashes
Lmao.
>>51968454
I thought that was jewish thing
>>51968492
http://www.capital.ro/natalitatea-la-romi-de-25-ori-mai-mare-decat-la-romani-131358.html
>>51968517
Yes, and? They're still malnourished deminiggers. We've known that they breed like rats since forever AND they are going westwards now.
>>51968423
>>51968473
Shut up it's morning...
>>51968517
E de fapt de 2,5 ori, m-a cam speriat numele legăturii.
>>51968574
N E E T
E
E
T
A question: when do you usually go to bed?
>>51968301
didnt know Ros was my brother in iron
cheers ros, dont fuck off
ITT: We summon an Albo.
Why is the 4chan phenomenon so unknown for the average albanians. It feels like they have the lowest 4chan density in the whole Europe.
Their 4chan attendance is north Africa tier.
>>51968607
03:00-04:00 usually.
>>51967606
>Velik_Bulgarin
I literally see that retard on any pro-Serbian video lmao
He literally is pro-NATO, prolly pro-Turkey as well ayy what a kek
>>51968904
Your average sloth with no life attendance.
I usually go at 22:30 2bh.
>>51968994
>Your average sloth
Nigger I am not a fucking sloth...
>no life attendance
Not true.
Pic related is Europe according to Wolfenstein: New Order story, where in yellow is the Nazi state
Any thoughts?
>>51969105
TRIGGERED.
You'll never feel the release of waking up without alarm at 5-7, when it's still night.
Just had 0.5l of wine at lunch break.
What should I do while pretending to work, balk? I feel tipsy
>>51969147
the entire globe should be yellow
>>51968511
nah
>American forum - you ask a question, everyone else give you the answer
>Russian forum - you ask a question, everyone else replies to you with a question
>Bulgarian forum - you ask a question, everyone else tell you how stupid you are an how you know nothing
>>51969147
My shitty PC cant run that shit.
does the plot of the game offer pro-nazi outcome?
>>51969151
>You'll never feel the release of waking up without alarm at 5-7
>waking up without alarm at 5-7
...so you can work/slave for some foreign investor faggot on a minimum-wage.
>>51969188
i think the whole world is under nazi regeme, desu
a lot of newpaper cuts across the game are saying that England, China, Japan, Canada are all part of the german nazi empire
top kek
>>51969275
will tell you when i reach the end of the game. i'm currently at chapter 4 or 5...
It also works great on max details on my rig i7 with 16 gigs of ram and GTX660Ti (which is considered as a OK PC for today standards)
>>51969289
It's about how life shall be lived, all the animals woke up at dawn, therefore human shall have the same rhythm.
It's calming you down to read a book or play a video game while hearing the roosters in your yard.
starting on the first 2L
beer's called Astika - 4.3 percent. a bit weak but still a great refreshing taste dbi
will be posting pics with every 0.5 liters down
MRUSNI
Okay balkanlars its math time.
>Paмчe, Acaн и Mypaт тpeбa дa cи пoдeлaт 5.800 дeнapи.
Кoлкy мeтpи шини нeдocтacyвaaт oд жeлeзничкaтa пpyгa?
>>51969564
>4L challenger
It's 12:40 here, for God's sake. What kind of a selyak tries drinking that much beer in the middle of the day?
Why are women from your part of the world so beautiful?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=156_1440945862
>>51969495
>It's about how life shall be lived, all the animals woke up at dawn, therefore human shall have the same rhythm.
>It's calming you down to read a book or play a video game while hearing the roosters in your yard.
Fuck off peasant!
>>51969660
Let's see how the bait will work.
>>51969564
мн paнo бe, изчaкaй пoнe дa cтaнe вeчep
>>51969653
It will be a full-day thing. 4L at once is unhealthy, bruv.
Also it's not a challenge at all, litrage-wise. I know people who drink up to 6L a day, and others - about a kilo of rakija in one sitting.
It's about sharing the moment with a fellow /balk/anlar. I've done it before and it's a nice feeling dbi.
>>51969614
1 кг жeлeзo - 10 дeнapи
1 мeтap шини - 10кг жeлeзo
5800 дeнapи - 580кг жeлeзo
580кг жeлeзo - 58 мeтpи шини
>>51969660
she's a 8/10
>>51969692
Everybody in the outskirts of every Romanian town has chickens and some vegetables/corn in his yard.
You seem to be like that kind of person from Bucharest who thinks he is somehow superior to peasants.
I do live in a town, but it's better to have your own yard rather than a 50 square meters commie block flat.
>>51969564
>does beer make you stupid
>azis i fiki porno
Nice baits
>>51969741
are you 12? 2l of beer a day is literally what i was practicing since 2011 (recently stopped, tho)
thank you based Russian terminals
>>51969741
Still, you should start when night sets in...
>>51969692
There's no better sound than farm animals waking you up. The closest to it I can get here are seagulls, which is also magnificent
>>51969841
>seagulls
yea, i love to be waken up by some bydlo birds that think screaming like retards, shitting on me and stealing my fast food right out of my hand on the street is best in life.
>>51969841
What requests can you have from a Skopje fag?
>dumb provincials XDXDXD
>>51969904
We had a pigeon swarm 5 years ago. You could not move one inc without being literaly shat on by this flying rat. They would besiege tourists....hilarious. Now they're thoroughly culled and appear only around town centre
Seagulls on the other hand are solids. They behave around here
>>51969783
>>51969692
>>51969841
>>51969923
I live in the bydlo part of Skopje, Aerodrom, and here in the suburbs where I live a lot of people keep animals
I keep doves and chickens in my backyard
>>51969801
started drinking when i was 20 so i don't have your tolerance, but 2L is still not enough for me either. well enough to give me a buzz and a warm feeling though
>>51969841
i like doing stuff i'm not supposed to be doing, like taking a day off to drink
>>51969783
>50 square meters commie block flat.
I live in a house peasant.
>There's no better sound than farm animals waking you up.
Fucking city-bois thinking farm life is easy.
>>51969841
Well, here we have more time to drink in your opinion as nights are longer.
>>51970007
The roosters never wake me up, my window is in the western part of the house and they are in the eastern...
>>51966468
>He is angry Cuz the weather is still warm.
Get a load of this faggot
>>51969147
>Balkans being based again
Nothing new desu
>>51970061
I am too. This part of my country is supposed to have the harshest winters in the whole /balk/.
And, meanwhile, it's late Autumn and it hasn't snowed yet. Poplar trees even have leaves in the lower part.
>>51969564
Cmon senpai it's too early I'm still in the Uni ;_;
>>51970050
>>51970007
i have a rooster and it can never wake me up...
world war 3 cant wake me up if im asleep after a day of work
>>51964949
pics or she's ugly
>>51970137
don't worry pham i have low tolerance, will prolly drag this 2L on till you return from uni anyway
we'll share the other 2 aight
>>51969923
He doesn't know the struggle of the province, although the Split agglomeration reaches around 400,000 people, and falling luckily. This is good news because we're full. Fuck off, hinterlanders. People need to relieve Split and its infrastructure and move back to the hinterland. We have more former villages and cities than people. There are literal villages with 40 houses, two inhabited, the rest belonging to someone from Ohio because his ancestor moved to the U.S in 1912 and everyone else who lived there already died 40 years ago so the house is empty, owned through an intricate familial system by X or Y, who's probably not even aware of the land's existence and never even stepped foot into Croatia
good morning balanlar
>>51969147
Why or how did they take us >:C
>>51965608
>>51966222
those
>>51970188
Good morning senpai
How's the weather over there?
>>51969147
>turks
>inna Reich
Are you sure Merkel is not the Chancellor/Fuhrer in the game?
>>51970223
today and yesterday, cold
before that it was literal summer, warm temeprature, sun...
>>51970024
Our nights start at 16:00 and last until 07:00/20. Yours?
>>51970177
Croatian rural areas are really bad if it's how you say.
We have villages with up to 15.000 inhabitants.
And rural:urban population is like 50:50. What about yours?
What defines if a country is Balkan or not?
>>51970223
>>51970250
in skopje now a days its just chilly and foggy as usual in winter
in cold nights the smog is insane
good thing im not a normie who goes out at night much
>>51970293
must have most corrupt politicians imaginable is the #1 rule
Filmlovers of /balk/ recommend me a good movie to see tonight.
I want it spoopy but not very spoopy
>>51970254
i clocked it getting dark around 16:30 yesterday and at 7 AM it was still dark as fuck
>>51970306
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0129332/
amazing underrated movie
>>51970306
Srpski Film, if you are into sick stuff.
>>51969564
actually 4.3 isn't very low for beer
>>51970301
Is Brazil Balkan then?
>>51970399
Welcome abroad Joao have a seat and enjoy the menes
>>51970385
i usually go for 5 percent. for some reason you can really feel the difference between 4.3 and 5
>>51969660
racial purity
>>51970270
Rural:urban is 20/80 here or more, puny mortal
Everyone and their mother (Circa 80% of the people live on the coast, in the Split agglomeration area which stretches approximately 60 km east/west direction)
Croatia is empty. I've been telling this...
Send help
>>51970399
yeah but you also must despise your neighbors and have a shitty economy
do you fit?
>>51970385
turns out good beer is actually higher than 4. And no, I am not referring to Zagorka, but german and czech beer.
>>51970441
I imagine it being mostly empty does wonders for tourism.
>>51970421
4.8-5.0 is the best
>>51970399
Yes you can be honorary Balkanlar, since you have that Bulgarian robbing you.
>>51970306
splice
>>51970493
is it true that alcohol below 10 percent isn't considered alcohol in russia?
>>51970301
Shitel said that you guys have 4500 people who get cancer from the smog every year, and since its shitel the number must be 2x or 3x.
They need to build a fucking metro and it will be fixed, but nooo lets buy 300 london buses
>>51970293
How's Dilma treating you?
>>51970487
>The Le carve you own path, blaze (heh) a trail,live your myth in etc etc really works for the tourist
>>51970421
can you get hard after drinking
i can't for shit
>>51970550
>buses
hahahahahahahaha
thats not the problem
1) industry spewing shit and pollution everywhere because of that
2) theres more cars than people, especially second hand unregulated cars people bring in from abroad
3) gypsies and alboshits in ghettos burn tires for heat
they're spraying the roads with some shit for soaking up smog, thats a start I guess, but we must have penalties for polluting such as when those subhumans burn tires, or when businesses dont put filters on their factories
metro would be interesting though
>>51970453
>shitty economy
Check
>despise neighbours
It's just banter desu
>>51970501
Not for long, I hope.
>>51970556
Pls take her back
>>51970479
Do Slovenia and Croatia consider themselves Balkan?
>>51970556
they impeached her. trying to remove her now
she's the rightful ruler tho, amerishits can suck a dick
>>51970565
depends on how drunk you are. between 1L and 2L i get horny as all hell because your central nervous system is dancing on the edge between being not that paralyzed from the alcohol yet, but being paralyzed enough to remove most inhibitions
i've been out-of-control only a few times, and one of those times i woke up next to my iphone with 10 vlogs in english in it. apparently i'd vlogged about my stages of drunkedness. fucking rakija lol
>>51970487
>>51970557
It works for tourists here, but village and "untapped nature" tourism is still developing here. And we have an even lousier winter tourism offer. There's no strategy for rural tourism here except ethno-villages every few million kilometers...
>>51970557
I don't get what the problem is. Retarded teenagers come and give you shekels. Sounds like a good thing to me.
>>51970441
That's what they name "first world".
Good thing Romania is farther away from their influence, with traditional people. Rural exodus isn't here anymore, it has been rampant only in communist era.
>>51970636
Nah, they started an impeachment process against her. The final sentence will be known in a couple months
fuck you guys, I started listening to Fiki, and now my youtube homepage has Azis all over it. Why is this faggot on there?
I don't want to see this degenerate shit.
>>51970618
>Do Slovenia and Croatia consider themselves Balkan?
no, but that's like poland saying they're central and not eastern europe
>>51970618
>Do Slovenia and Croatia consider themselves Balkan?
they both want to distance themselves because ofc balkan is seen as something bad
slovenes think that balkan begins with croatia
croats think balkan begins with orthodox serbia
etc etc
they're "2cool4balkan"
>>51970740
he's everywhere mate. the moment youtube sniffs your bulgar IP, or the moment it records you listening to bulgar folk music, you're instantly bombarded with azis ads
>>51970682
>Good thing Romania is farther away from their influence, with traditional people
Uhh, I've got REALLY bad news for you Gheorghe.
My family has a 100% rural background and they have stopped doing ignat for 2 years now. Most peasants I know have access to pcs and go to clubs.
It's not as traditional as you want it to be.
>>51970777
>not having ad blocker
>>51970740
Once you hear azis all you will,need will be
H I T
I
T
>>51970820
you can clearly see the APB app on muh pics dbi
and by ads i meant azis videos on your yt front page
>>51970763
>orthodox serbia
they don't think bosnia is balkan?
>>51970849
>and by ads i meant azis videos on your yt front page
i call those spam
>>51970682
Croatia is the definition of rural exodus. We've arrived to the point where exiles are making an exodus to even bigger cities.
More than a quarter of our population lives in the blue area
We need more regionalization, because centralization reached critical, crippling levels, economy and demographics-wise
>>51970740
Delete your youtube history record.
>>51970869
its complicated, theres a lot of croats in bosnia like there is serbs
herzegovina are just the jewish croats
ofc theres croats who admit croatia is balkan too kek
>>51970907
yeah but then videos are no longer "watched" so you lose track
>>51970763
>>51970763
We believe Balkan begins below Sava river. Croats always believed this, even during the Austrian monarchy, we were always summed up as "Mitteleuropa" by Austrian, French and German cartographers
>>51970904
same with sofia dbi
i mean, just look at these maps. capital city overflow it's not a unique phenomenon
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Population_density_with_key.png
>>51970740
█▬█ █ ▀█▀
>>51970975
Half of your country is below the Sava river
>>51970975
>Sava
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u48nIOvzi6E
>Taблaтa co "БJPM" ocтaнyвa: Cpбијa ни ce oдмaздyвa зa глacoт зa пpиeм нa Кocoвo вo УHECКO.
KEK'd even the Sorbs started fucking with us and only because of our retardation.
>>51970904
I don't think your rural exodus is as severe as it is in Bulgaria. We have the poorest regions in the EU. Hundreds of villages are completely abandoned.
I heard of some IT enthusiasts moving into abandoned villages and working and living from there, but this was just a single unique phenomena
>>51970975
superpowers have the tendency to give the periphery a "speshul snowflake" syndrome just so you do as they tell you lol
am I hipster for wanting this?
https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/brandit-pea-coat-black/21915
>>51970999
>█▬█ █ ▀█▀ kao brad pitt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ntgRpBdR1M
>>51970787
At least they don't leave their cradles. I know that they have internet access, but they still plow and do the soil work.
>>51970904
Really tough. And now that you have entered EU it will be exponentially harder.
Is that news about the serbians and the bjorm road sign fresh or old?
>>51971111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DO0XyS8Ko
also noice quads m8
>>51971069
http://itvillage.eu/
>>51971128
>At least they don't leave their cradles
But they are. Men have been going to work in Sweden and France and Goymoney since the 90's. Hell, they've been doing it since the 50's and 60's even during Ceausescu's rule even though it was hard as shit and he took 70% of their income. I know a bunch who have just moved to France or UK and settled there permanently. And there's no point in even mentioning Italy cause we both know about that.
And they still plow and sow because they're too dumb to know how to sell their land to agricultural companies and get a percentage of the profits, which would bring them a bunch more money than just growing stuff and selling it/eating it. Though, as I say that, I don't want proper agriculture to go because I plan on feeding my kids country grown chicken and vegetables not imported polish crap.
>>51970904
Does Zagreb feel full? I certainly feel that about rio's metro area
>>51971188
wew pham, i wonder how many of these IT specialists browse wizchan
>>51971281
comparing zagreb to rio is like comparing a firecracker to a tzar bomb
>>51971281
yea but 1 european country is about the size of rio itself
>>51971069
We are in such a dire situation that they count minisculely populated villages as cities now, to cover it up administratively
>>51971014
Exactly. And big parts of it are Balkan in their features, but everything peripheral, so areas beyond Sava and the coastal ones have their own features. Let me illustrate how culturally retarded that is, and not only sounds. Our parents, teachers, professors, academics, politicians, the love of our life, don't miss to mention that Croatia is on the crossroads of East and West. And everyone is right. You will see the map and conclude that I must be bullshitting, exaggerating or cherry picking information to suit my political goals, but the image is as truthful as it can be, despite how weird or illogical it might seem
>>51971261
Tell me more about agriculture in Romania.
On my way to Bucharest I saw endless fields of corn, so this makes me assume that most of your land is lent to big leaseholders...just like in Bulgaria.
This is, ofcourse, due to the immense european subsidies given per ha of land. This shit completely destroyed our traditional agricultural crops (cucumbers, tomatoes, etc.) as well as the livestock breeding.
Is it the same case in Romania?
>>51971148
They asked that we remove the signs yesterday, "in order to preserve friendly relations", our chief of diplomacy said "there's no reason to complain, the sign stays.
The comments on news sites are now various variations of "with friends like that, we don't need enemies", "they can be Macedonia when Greece says so", etc.
>>51971281
Rio has more people than Croatia. Zagreb has a lot more potential to expand. It doesn't feel full since it has much better infrastructure than we have down here. Narrow streets and roads you only see in Italian romantic comedies suffocates what's left of your enthusiasm to live on, and 200,000 people in densely populated small houses and commieblocks...
>>51971489
>tfw comments under news articles make for better history and political lessons than those taught at universities
>>51971471
Romania used to be a 90% agricultural county before mass industrialization by gommies and even then Ceausescu has left it majorly agricultural because he wanted to pay the war debnts by selling food.
And uhh, I honestly don't think it is because most of the people from my home village are still free farmers and own their own plots of land. Like, driving on the main road out of Bucharest all the fields around it are most likely owned by farmers. I remember that my mom used to know what fields belonged to who whenever we went to visit relatives.
>>51971261
>not imported polish crap.
kek do we export shit to romania ?
I just read about a road sign name banter between Serbia and Slavomacedonia
Fyrom anons did you really recognize Kosovo for Unesko?H-holy shit guys you're shooting your self in the leg guys
>>51971723
>>51971148
>>51971018
where are you all getting the same news at the same time from
>>51971723
no shit but if we dont albos will tell NATO we oppress them or some shit and NATO will threaten us
>>51971661
You export to Croatia too. We have literally economicided, obliterated our economy so that Poles and Macedonians may feed us
Away with you, kurwa jebana. And take your giant pack sardines that have 2 fat sardines in them with more bones than snakes and more conservatives (water) than actual food inside
>>51971782
inb4 b92
http://www.b92.net/eng/news/politics.php?yyyy=2015&mm=12&dd=11&nav_id=96339
?
>>51971452
I am reasonably sure that fucking everyone in this area says that they're at the crossroads between West and East.
Romania is the crossroads because hurr durr three principalities made off eastern europe, central europe and balkans.
Poland is the crossroads because hurr durr bastion of christianity near wild fields outpost of civilization gateway to the east.
Ukraine is the crossroads because hurr durr commonwealth has west and east culture Kiev was a major trading center.
Croatia is crossroads because etc.
>>51971661
Yes. Shitty apples and shitty tomatoes. We're forced by trade treaties to gobble them up even though our homegrown stuff is actively better tasting and healthier. Thanks EU.
>>51971791
You cant have an agressive foreign policy for 3 countries(gre,ser,bul) who want 0 percent of your land while being nice to albos who want half your country
its just suicidal.in the long term we all know albos gonna chimp given the chance,Nato or not and then Serbs and Bulgarians will be your allies
>>51971899
yes but if we do not recognize kosovo in shit like UNESCO, albos WILL chimp out, and we dont want to deal with that right now, because as you know we cnat do anything or NATO will bomb us
>>51971798
Get your sprats from Latvia, like normal people.
>>51971965
kek reminded me of this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65SwzHAbes
>>51971396
>>51971399
>>51971551
Yeah, in sheer numbers it's unfair to compare them. Ironically, right now I'm on a traffic jam.
Density disparity here is insane even at state level. Rio metro area has 11mi people and the state has 18. Still, there are cities that feel rather comfy like Niteroi with 500k
>>51971932
You can actually do something. If they chimp out and get violent you can stop them and NATO will not be able to stop you from defending yourself because they OUTRIGHT SAID they'll make them behave.
>>51971932
Personally I think that this is the strategical time to pogrom albos there as Nato has way to many open tensions right now to create one more in Balkans.
But then again albo problem is like fighting a cancer.It needs systemical treatment or multilation my fellow Slav speaking Macedonian φαm
>>51971723
We're retarded дби.
>>51971958
fuck.. got beer but forgot to get the ridged chips
am i a fucken idiot? next bottle, i swear..
>>51972079
oh yeah? serbs tried to stop them when they chimped out in kosovo and they got bombed and today there is the biggest US base outside of the US in kosovo
nato is on their side m8, even if we dont hurt a single civilian they'll make up excuses to be on their side rather than ours
>>51972110
systematic treatment for alboshits? how?
>>51972079
plos nato always takes the side of albanians
>>51972146
the munchies, man
>>51972164
THANK YUO USA
YUO ARE MY BEST FRIEND
>>51972110
t.armchair general and diplomat
U all need to understand this is 2015,such things dont happen anymore.There will never again be war in this area.
>>51971846
But unlike Romania perhaps, we have a sharp contrast in culture.
Call me when Romania has this difference between cities. Visiting north and south Croatia is like visiting two different world. Mentality, culinary arts, climate, completely different architecture, music miles apart. Even our basic chalga is different from northern chalga experts
>>51972152
To be frank that was off the back of the Bosnian War and the situation in Kosovo was muddy even though it was historically part of Serbia since forever.
But on your own sovereign soil, on god damn internationally accepted borders and while currently accepting your law, if they chimp out, no one will stop you from putting an end to it.
>>51972064
>Ironically, right now I'm on a traffic jam.
Nigga, I get in traffic jams even without a car here
>>51972278
kek in bangladesh the drivers honk all the time because it's so crowded they try to get a feel of each other by noise, like fucken bats
>>51972226
why not? thats what people thought in late 1990s but were proven dead wrong
>>51972239
I highly doubt that, like >>51972164
said NATO invested way too much into making the albanians their dogs to not support them, but we'll see what happens
>>51972234
>tfw I'll never dance a northern kolo on the outskirts of slavonski brod
fucking kill me desu
>>51972208
you do know they are the once overthrowing dilma, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeHzc1h8k7o
>>51972152
well if you noticed how the Canadian manlet albo cried about Chams being pogromed from Greece.well he was right.during ww2 they collaborated with the nazis and then when the time was right they got ravaged and pogromed
you just need to wait for the right timing while creating an apartheid state for albos.no jobs,NO PARTIES,(absolutely crucial),less rights so they can fuck off.but that needcs the right alliances to back you and right now you're licking Nato boots which aint gonna help you int he long term
>>51972226
I hope your post is ironic.Next war is about Kosovo and Illirida and we all know it's gona happen some time in the next 20 years.just ask Mace anons if they think that a war is inevitable.Also Serbs dont forget easily and when Ameriaca and Nato starts to have some "internal destabilising problems" they gonna move
who /cucKold/ here?
>>51970486
>>51970793
>>51971108
>>51971379
>>51972318
I learned something on /int/ today. Thanks
>>51972338
Čiji si ti?
>>51972367
when you think about it, 500k people is nothing, Zhivkov in Bulgaria exchanged more Turks than that, there must be population exchange
our albos go to albania, the little bit of macedonians they have come here, and its finished, thats the only peaceful solution I can think of
>>51972380
oprostite, ne znam sto si rekao
ali mislim da zelio si reci ako sam iz hrvatska?
jesam dijaspora
>>51972439
>Zhivkov in Bulgaria exchanged more Turks than that
around 200,000, according to BG wiki
>>51972518
still, should be even easier now than back then
you should thank Zhivkov for ridding you of so many mudslimes
>>51972234
We're a country that has been united for relatively few years compared to how long the three principalities that form it have existed independently.
Transylvania is completely different from Moldova which is completely different from Wallachia in mentality, arts, culinary and climate as well. I could post different churches from different principalities and you'll see sharp contrast, and I don't mean catholic churches vs orthodox. Traditional clothes are also different, the only thing they have in common are the white white peasant shirts on top of which everything else is built. Even between western wallachia and eastern wallachia there's a sharp difference except for the commieblocks and factories where it's all the same.
>>51972439
there have been much larger pogroms historically even the half Cyprus occupation(which was a Nato country btw)
Greeks from Anatolia and Constantinople were around 2.5 mil total.But as I said you need Serbs,Bulgarians and Russians for this.Nato will only worsen the situation
>>51972441
Oprosti*, for "oprostite" is used as plural form or polite "You" ("Vi" in (Serbo)Croatian)
and "Dijaspora sam" is more correct. "Jesam" means "I am" in a form of "pure being". "sam" is proper since it designated targeted "am"
So: "Ja sam dijaspora" or "Dijaspora sam" is both good.
Gdje iz Hrvatske? Koja regija?
>>51972600
ofc I think if Russia take our side NATO won't risk starting shit with Russia over a few albos kek
Serbs will support us any way against alboshits I think, they know whats its like to deal with them
Bulgaria idk, Boiko is pretty based
>>51972335
Nothing is happening,real life is different than internet.People want happiness,jobs,money,stability.
Who is gonna fight?at best,it will be a few insurgents,relics of another era [see kumanovo]
>>51972367
Yeah,call me when the war starts lmao
>>51972675
albos here are all radicalized nationalists, and on top of that muslims
>>51972335
I think you overestimate how much NATO or americans care about Kosov and Albania. 99% of them can't even point it on the map.
What makes you think they won't throw them to the dogs if they prove too bad an investment? If they actively chimp out and start shit up because without any provocation or malefic intent from your government? Real life isn't the fucking internet.
>>51972620
>A native croat is actually helping me and being kind rather than telling me to fuck off
wtf is this. I've never experienced this before.
hvala za (tvoje?) korekcije
bio sam roden (i was born..?) ovdje. Moja majka je iz osijek, i moj(a?) tata je iz jug
sada ucim hrvatski, zato hocu znati jezik i govoriti s moja baka i stari u moja zajednica
>>51972234
So are you a balkanian croat?
>>51972767
it doesnt matter if they can point it on the map, its in their best interest to support them as albos love US semen more than anything, the most loyal war dogs
>>51972582
I know a little about Romanian history, but I still don't see a sharp contrast in architecture like I do on my country's example. Sorry. I see the classic central European (meaning neo-Gothic and classical) mixed with secessionist-ruined post WWII communist architecture there
View my image again and tell me who's more of a crossroads between worlds. Croatia was fully united only in Yugoslavia. So from around 1200 when the Hungarian kings divided the crowns, to 1918, we were not united in a single entity
>>51963638
Fucking hell, it's one of the most badass picture I ever seen.
>>51972796
I feel Balkanian. I like lamb, accordion, look like a Balkanian. There is nothing gentlemanly about me
>>51972790
should baka i stari be in the instrumentative case?
bakom i starom?
>declension
JUST
>>51972868
>like lamb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSR2MdHLx1I
>>51972831
I'm really not sure what mor do you want when cities in Transylvania have been built by non-romanians before we even had a principality and our lands have not been united since the 13th century when we reared up until 1900. Even after the union of Moldova and Wallachia the two were still different in architecture, clothes and whatnot.
And for example, these churches are built by ethnic romanians but they look unlike anything else in the country and it's specific to one area only.
Also in your picture the two cities don't look that different. Maybe it was a poor choice.
>>51972868
>claims to be balkan masterrace
But are you hairy enough?
>>51972439
>>51972518
Бoжидap Димитpoв keeps up the good fight. Combatting the demographics crisis by pretty much handing out Bulgarian passports to people from Trace, Besarabia, Serbia, but mostly Macedonia.
>>51972790
You can just say "hvala za korekcije" or "hvala na korekcijama". The former is accusative and the latter (which is "more" correct) is dative. It's good that you can incorporate your English vocabulary, but people here don't appreciate it much. We use a good amount of Anglo words but we equate it to quazi intellectualism. We would say "ispravke", instead of "korekcije", but don't be dissuaded to build your skill with a bit of Anglo vocabulary
"Rođen sam ovdje", you can use perfective time, since it's done. You were born and that's it, the act finished. So simple past tense (hrvatski: prošlo svršeno vrijeme) will suffice.
And finally, "govoriti s moja baka i stari u moja zajednica" needs work on declension. Ask the question: "With whom do I want to talk Croatian?" - Croatian uses "Instrumental" to designate "with whom". "S kim?" (With whom?) or "S čim?" (With what?)
So: "Sada učim hrvatski...zato (što) hoću znati jezik i govoriti sa mojom/svojom bakom i starim u mojoj/svojoj zajednici"
If you have any other question, write it down here. I'll try and help
>>51972576
>should be even easier now than back then
Zhivkov had the Warsaw Pact behind him, that is why he could forcefully assimilate and resettle ethnic Turks.
Romanians, are NJOY PSUs any good? Literally no one on the internet heard of them and there are no reviews or tests that I can find.
80+ bronze certified 500w psu for 40 euros is pretty cheap.
>>51972620
>and "Dijaspora sam" is more correct
"Jesam dijaspora" is the more correct thing to say here if the context is that you implied his diasporaness and he was confirming that he is, in fact, dijaspora, rather than informing you of his diaspora status.
>>51972675
20 years ago people wanted the same stability,jobs,hapiness,money but the war happened anyway.well time will tell I guess but if you think Balkans are gonna be a peaceful Utopia like Scandinavia you're plain wrong.
Many issues are still open and when genocide bell rings we all know whats gona happen
>>51973105
yeah good point, one of the few good things Zhivkov did was the pop exchange tho
>>51973004
I have enough hair (head and body hair) to donate it to the bald kids of Africa....
>>51972980
The two cities I provided don't look different? One was founded ~1700 years ago by Greek colonists and the other one around 1090, by Croats
Google our biggest cities (the ones I provided above): "Split" and "Zagreb". See the difference yourself.
More examples:
"Pula" and "Varaždin"
"Dubrovnik" and "Karlovac"
"Zadar" and "Osijek"
"Šibenik" and "Bjelovar"
The differences are vast
>>51973119
No idea. I haven't been paying much attention to this kind of stuff since I finished building my PC a year ago. I have a fan from antec and I'm happy with it.
>>51973119
"Jesam dijaspora" absolutely can't be correct.
The correct term to confirm his diaspora status upon the question is "Da, diaspora sam" or simply "Da"
Take another example:
"Jesi li oprao zube?". The answer is "Da", not "Jesam". Because you are not "being" teeth but brushing them. It's a common hillbilly man's mistake. "Jesam" implies pure "I am".
"Jesi li dobro danas?" - "Jesam, dobro sam"
>>51972831
Don't know much about Croatia, but can confirm what Ros anon said about Romania. I'm half vlach and wallachians alone are different everywhere you meet them.
>>51972980
>>51973306
Croat bro what about this?Who's right on this philology conflict
>>51973306
>"Jesi li oprao zube?". The answer is "Da", not "Jesam". Because you are not "being" teeth but brushing them. It's a common hillbilly man's mistake. "Jesam" implies pure "I am".
You understand "jesi" is literally the same word as "jesam", but in second person, right? In fact, "sam" is the same word as both of those. Sadasnje vreme radnog glagola biti. Mesas englesko to be i nase biti.
t. filolog (nisam peder)
>>51973223
Constanta was also founded by greek colonists in 500-600 BC.
Plus, I get what you mean by them looking different because they were built in different eras by different peoples (Much like our cities) but from an aerial view they still look slightly similar because of the roofs.
Also pula means dick in romanian.
>>51973223
>I have enough hair (head and body hair) to donate it to the bald kids of Africa
Sold.
I embrace you, ustashki brate, to the /balk/ ubermensch race..
>>51973435
"Sam" je kraćeno "jesam", to znamo, a poruka mog argumenta "it's more correct..." je da "jesam dijaspora" zvuči strašno neprirodno.
t. čovjek bez fakulteta
>>51973430
I don't know the lyrics to this song. "ne imao glavu na ramenu" is wishful thinking. Very similar to cursing someone: "Let all your crops fail and your children be deformed" or something similar
>>51972834
qft
>>51973463
>Also pula means dick in romanian.
>>51973660
>don't know the lyrics to this song
oh well here's some cultural artistic enrichment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq_J2C6Hrz0
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/stefonknee-wolschtt-transgender-father-leaves-family-in-toronto-to-start-new-life-as-a-six-year-old-a6769051.html
>>51973341
>>51973463
I'm not denying Romanian culture or saying it's the same everywhere, let's get to that page. All I'm saying is that there's a bigger cultural rift in Croatia than in Romania, not because of smaller houses or darker roofs.
Let's make it non-aerial then...It's not just implied difference, it's the difference between the differences
>>51973852
>only showing the rich neighbourhoods
Zagreb has some nice Austrian architecture in the middle, rest is all gommieblocks when I went there
>>51973933
Same in Sofia
>>51973712
Sula is also a more kiddie friendly of saying "dick".
>>51973852
I understand what you mean and I still think the rift is here as well. The mentality of the people in the west east and south are different. The foods are different, based on which bigger neighbor held which part at what point. Like I said, even between Oltenia and Muntenia (West and East Wallachia respectively) there's a difference, on account of assburgers holding Oltenia for a bit. The climate and weather is also all over the place as well. We've got steppes and plains and the culture and mentality that comes with it and on the other side mountains, where people are slower but more honest. We've got a god damn swamp filled with turks and russians, people who speak a different language from us and are just happy fishing and doing their own thing. Even between us romanian speakers the dialects are a bit different and the accents sometimes get incomprehensible. I imagine the differences would have been more jarring had Ceausescu not demolished a bunch of shit (including god damn entire villages) to build factories and gommieblocs.
>>51973800
>Momčilo
Roki is the thinking man's Serb though
>>51973933
It's "Draškovićeva", Klimeto, the street is not fancy at all, and it's not near the centre
>>51973660
>zvuci neprirodno
Mozda tebi licno.
Na svaki upitni glagol prirodno mozes odgovoriti istim glagolom u potvrdnom obliku.
imas li - imam
jedes li - jedem
jesi li - jesam
>"Sam" je kraćeno "jesam", to znamo
Upravo tako.
"Ja sam dijaspora" je isto sto i "ja jesam dijaspora", sto je dakle isto sto i "jesam dijaspora", jer je glagol u prvom licu, te subjekat mozemo da izostavimo.
Konotativno, jedna recenica je obavestajna (zdravo, ja sam dijaspora) a druga potvrdjuje (da, ja zaista jesam dijaspora) a tim sto tu funkciju moze da crai i prva verzija, dok je "jesam" potpuno nebulozno koristiti u informativnom smislu.
Sad, jebiga, mozda je u svakodnevnom govoru to kod vas drukcije, ali gramaticki svakako nije.
>>51973712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sG3Y2ULMG4
Ok Make lads, does 'te sakam' mean I like you, or I love you. My gf's mum keeps saying it means I love you and we keep on telling her she's wrong. I fucking hate all other diaspora.
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>>51974129
How is your german president doing, by the way?
>>51974175
Roki has god tier instrumentals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4sqMNHZxjI&list=PLrtbyqnEt2hwjNqNPRb5rilJTtJ_MwWfP&index=5
>>51974129
Same is in Croatia. The south has Italian colloquialisms and the north German. We speak faster, almost every village in Croatia has its own thing going on
>>51974223
Are Macedonians stereotypically very religious or why his dad tells him to praise Jesus in the pic?
>>51974223
sakam te, caкaм тe, is the same as 'I want you'. What it would mean depends on the context. I can see how you can tell someone you want them and make it seem sexual, or even violent when you want to beat up someone, but I can't really see how it can be 'I love you'. Try 'volim te'.
>>51973090
sorry for the late reply.
thank you so much for these corrections, it's so amazing being able to have a native speaker explain this shit to me. All of the older generation in my community that were born there moved here around the ages of 10-14. So none of them actually learned their own language properly, they just knew how to speak it, but could never explain how the padezi actually work.
one thing i wanted to know is why it is mojoj/svojoj zajednici. What is the difference between moj and mojoj?
and again, thank you so much for this help. Many of us here want to be able to speak fluently, but we have no idea where to start. We don't have access to formal education in the language, and unless you travel to croatia every year, we don't get enough exposure.
>>51974248 →
He's the only thing about the government that we don't hate, yet. But he might fuck up at one point.
>>51974291 →
Here, Transylvanians (Ardeleni) speak with a retarded magyar drawl that makes them sound like they're lobotomized, moldovians speak with a lot of sh sounds and their voices break a lot which makes them all sound like pre-teens, oltenians speak retardedly fast, banatians speak like gypsies trying to sell you something, Muntenians speak like they're sarcastic all the time and bukovinians and maramureseans speak like they're missing all their teeth.
>>51974469
Are there many Croatians in your city/town? There could have been weekend classes for your parents to enrol you in. I live in Melbourne so I had classes every Saturday to learn Macedonian for my entire primary and high school years
>>51974715
Melbournian here too.
I went to cro school on saturday from around prep to year 9.
Sadly, these classes were dumb as shit.
We learned words. Never learned grammar.
Sure, I can walk through a zoo now and point to many animals and tell you their name, or tell you the name of the things you see on a supermarket shelf, but i can't form a sentence if my life depended on it.
western suburbs here btw
>>51974819
Westside too....Joseph B?
>>51974880
>Joseph B?
nah, don't know who that is.
wait a second, I just realised, you and I probably went to maco/cro school together.
Did you attend the one in Altona?
Also, representing wezza over here.
>>51974964
hahaha yes at Bayside on Millers Rd. Class of 2011
>>51970537
It used to be, but now the laws have changed. In fact, the beer was not the alcohol.
>>51975005
I would've been there from around 2001 to 2005 iirc.
We probably saw each other at some point as kids... How strange.
I loved how there was a divide, the maco kids strictly played with maco kids only. Cro kids played with cro kids only, And so on with Greeks and Serbs.
>>51975195
We got over it by the time we were in year 10. The Macos and Croats would hang out together once in a while because they would go to the same high schools, work the same shitty teenage jobs and sometimes date each other.
>>51975313
ah.
Well after 2005ish, I started to attend the school in Geelong. Much more Croats living there. But the divide in Geelong was muuuuch bigger than what I remember Altona being.
I remember there being punchons over the soccer pitch there. Ah, good times!
>living in werribee
haha hows my poo and wee smell
>>51975653
RRREEEEEEEEE
I live in a small suburb outside of werribee, I just say I'm from werribee because more people know where it is
Also
>living in some shitty western suburb like St Albans
How is mr. nguyen doing? Still stabbing you for not giving his son the money for the drugs?
>>51974880
>mfw I just realised I have mutual friends with him on Jewbook
>>51975698
I thought that's where the whole city's sewage winds up?
I live in the East, I'm not a shitslinging peasant.
>>51975841
There is a sewege plant south of Werribee.
And as far as I know, it only processes the western half.
Not your golden turds encrusted with diamonds.
Also
>I live in the East, I'm not a shitslinging peasant.
F R A N K S T O N
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>>51975907
Frankghanistan would honestly be better than Wezza, at least there's a beach and some fresh air.
>>51975958
look here, moron
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