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First for /balt/
First for /balt/ and /ausnz/
xth or America
Could I pass as a Brit if I perfected the accent? People tell me I look like Harry Potter/John Oliver.
>>51962772
I really don't like your contributions to this thread. I can always tell when its you too
>>51962827
haha same lad. i can always tell when its the same canadian
>>51962826
>john oliver
>>51962826
: ^ )
>>51962849
I have suspicions that he's the same one who constantly posts about his lab partner
>post an excellent new meme in /brit/
>someone steals it and reposts it on s4s
such is life
>i browse s4s
>>51962918
should've copyrighted it
>>51962827
I can tell when you post every time
>>51962929
>I don't browse s4s
>>51962950
Because I usually call you an autist or something
>>51962918
A posted meme has no owner.
>>51962975
>i dont have a head
I actually did it, /brit/.
I managed to overcome my extreme social anxiety-induced apathy, jealously and resentment, for the briefest of moments, and made a positive, albeit extremely tiny step, towards some kind of salvation in my life.
Something so small has made me feel extremely uplifted. I can see hope again.
I can see a way out of this black hole of loneliness and depression.
This is a start.
>>51962975
This is one hell of a picture
Could I pass as a Brit despite having good teeth?
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/12/11/12/09/aussie-backpacker-refused-room-because-australia-is-famous-for-its-drunks-and-racists
ahahahaha fucking scottc_ucks ahahahahahah
Just watched Equilibrium AMA
>>51962992
rude posters go on >>>/b/
>>51963007
the UK is a lost fucking cause
>>51962976
because you're a brown noser Californian who complains a lot and posts nothing interesting
>>51963007
how come Scotland has this reputation of being hardcore when they are such babies?
>>51963012
What are your opinions on Canadian genocide
>>51962899
No that's me
>>51963007
>Scotland cannot handle the banter
>i am intelligent
>i am quirky
>i am suave
>i AM ... Canadian
>>51963034
Oh okay
You're an autist too but not quite as bad as this sperg
>>51963028
That's not me though. I've been calling you out on your bullshit since you started spamming Simpsons gifs
>>51963028
Are you stupid? I have extra flags on for a reason. That guy isn't me.
new gimmick lads
start calling 'scottland' 'scu ckland'
>>51963051
am i the only one who scans these photos very thoroughly every time a new one is posted in case something is hidden in them?
>>51963033
It would be as in autumn, when all the leaves fall off the trees and leave the branches bare
>>51963082
ehh
>>51963073
Post legs.
Captain Cook was a pretty cool guy
like some 18th century rockstar
do the stanky leg
do the do the do the stanky leg
>>51963083
I keep expecting someone to put Milibands face behind that window in the background
>>51963056
whatever man don't need your depressive agitated attitude
how fucking funny is it that some random irish cunt is a celebrity in a British sub-forum on a taiwanese ramen noodle discussion board.
>>51963156
"Not too autistic" is a compliment
>>51963170
Bit scary
>>51963170
isn't he a New York fireman
>>51963204
'no'
doing a toast
doing a cup of tea
>>51963209
hes a paddy that lives in new york though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fiv2kPCyes
just learned what MGTOW is lads. Sounds pretty shit desu m8s
>>51962777
we're taking the piss (more like poo) out of India in here lads
>>51963179
look who's talking
How do you do Chaps?
fully nude lads
>>51963239
holy fuck are you serious
how have i not heard of this
>>51963260
Yeah but I try to keep a lid on mine
>>51963278
you are a normal
>>51963240
it's mainly a bunch of aspie MRA "redpillers"
>>51963278
haven't you seen the fuck ton of "extended universe" pictures
that video is from his Youtube page
Remember when /pol/ was going to do norse runes to try and kill all the muslims in winter? What ever happened to that?
recommend me a steam game lads
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>>51963295
no i meant the NY part and no he doesn't live there any more you stupid canadian he is back in ireland.
>>51963304
mum told them to go to bed
>>51963304
>Remember when /pol/ was going to do norse runes to try and kill all the muslims in winter?
wtf is wrong with /pol/? that is some /x/ tier nonsense
Would quite like a wall around the Channel desu.
>>51963310
sunless sea
>>51963310
Dark souls 2
>>51963304
I saw something like an ebola-chan like meme for winter. Unfortunately they;re out of luck because even fucking Scandinavia is above 0 this winter. Maybe Allah does love the muzzies after all.
>>51963284
I'm entitled to acting as autistic as I like since I have to put on a normie shell every day dealing with all these mongs I live with/work/school
>>51963240
load of fat betas trying to understand what it means to be a man.
>>51963337
>not using abbo runes to keep out the bloody lebbos
>>51963341
How would you wall the Isle of Wight lad
>>51963341
fuck off, it would spoil my view. Fucking northerners.
>>51963337
/pol/ believes in a concept called meme magic. Which is that if they just meme hard enough it will happen.
>>51963361
did abos even develop runes
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good posts
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bad posts
>I'm not from Queensland
>>51963364
le giant dad xddddddd
>>51963380
>tfw none of my posts evaluated as bad
>>51963384
le enemy placement xddddd
>>51963364
I just rewatched Ika musume. I'm sad it's over again. I'm running out of anime lads. It's some real shit.
>>51962975
Whatcha lookin' at smoothskin?
>>51962897
australia doesn't really have much of a muslim problem outside of sydney, america and canada don't really either to my knowledge
>>51963380
t. A FUCKING LEAF
>>2
Dank
watching alice in wonderland
haha
(the walt disney one btw)
This sub game is too hard
keep getting blown up because I'm too retarded
gonna need to read through the manual or something
>>51963393
I enjoyed both if we are being honestly honest
>>51963417
ahh excellent very impressive
tell me
what is it like to be canadian
>;)
>>51963431
LE EQUIPMENT BREAKAGE XDDDDDDDD
>tfw I'm going out with my friends tonight.
>literally the only thing I enjoy in my life.
SCOTLAND
C
O
T
L
A
N
D
>>51963455
leafy
>>51963457
>not having a ugs
>LE EQUIPMENT BREAKAGE XDDDDDDDD
Virgins leave!
>>51963497
Bye then!
>dark souls 1 OR 2
>>51963487
I use Pursuer's actually
Haven't played since I started the DLC and got considerably pissed off at how shite the dragon temple or whatever is, just running around like a headless chicken while a billion invincible ghosts attack you
>>51963310
have you played Shadowrun yet?
pirate Returns then buy Dragonfall and Hong Kong
doing a genocide iah lads
muslims out
>>51963503
i fucking hate leftists
transsexuality is LITERALLY a mental illness
having a cry
>>51963093
That took forever, I'm bow legged don't bully.
>>51963610
vocaroo pls
>>51963610
Good post.
>>51963610
hot
>>51963632
anyone over 60 should not be allowed to use technology
THE KID IS NOT MY SON
>>51963625
What should I say?
>>51963675
"australian accents make me wet"
>>51963684
T-too lewd
>>51963701
>telt me
fuck scotland
>>51963717
well just say anything then
say "i like Australians. Americans are lame"
you are a female correct? not some MTF freak?
Morning lads
>>51963737
It's a twink m8, what else would you expect?
>>51963768
theres occasionally a yank lass in here
>>51963547
>No arguments.
alri lads
>>51963753
morning~
>Scottish
AGHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>51963737
Yeah, a real girl.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KRGCCMtFrd
>>51963792
savin that one
>>51963801
Cheers x
>>51963792
post head
>>51963792
you treacherous slut
>you will never heal the Great Schism
Fuck you Peep Show, I only wanted socially awkward feels
Who sleep deprived here
Need to be up in 5 hours, barely slept this week
>>51963834
Constantinople can suck my dick, Pope of Rome is best Pope.
>>51963860
I stayed up all night waiting for a message that never came.
>>51963823
Hah, nah
>tfw bored as shit of video games
>tfw don't know what to do
ree ree ree
>>51963792
Aw yeah.
>>51963906
don't think posting a photo of melbourne really excited anyone lad as much as i love our city
>>51963906
memecity
e
m
e
c
i
t
y
*wakes up*
>>51963896
>Hah, nah
well send ME a pic then. i wont show these other lads.
anyone got this in a better resolution?
>>51963957
poo
>>51963864
NO NO POPE OF ROME
>85% chocolate
bit gross
kinda regret not just going for regular dark chocolate, had to get the meme intensity
>>51963965
dont mind if i do haha
anyone else still play WoW?
doing a sleep
>>51963976
typical canadian thing to do
>>51963834
>Orthodoxy
haha good the leafs are fucking off
>tfw had a nap this arvo
>tfw drooled all over the bed
idk lads idk
>>51964013
U saying wat u son of basterd bich
>>51964004
eating chocolate?
>says the UK
>>51964022
Sleep on your back, not your side
Cannot be arsed with work today lads ngl
>>51963961
Tempting.
>tfw pretending to be a girl on r9k
>>51964049
>choke on your spit instead
>in a just world
>>51964070
haha good lass
i'm tempted to give your cunt a lick ;)
>>51964087
f e e t
e
E
t
>>51964038
no buying ridiculously high volume chcolate which you don't even enjoy but buy anyway to appear """"""""""""""cool"""""""""""
>>51964106
heh, saving myself for chad xo
yeah im a girl
yeah i just deposited a big oblong mountain of faecal shit into my toilet via my anal passage
got a PROBLEM with that?!?!?!??!
>>51964110
I didn't know I wouldn't enjoy it though, I enjoy regular dark chocolate
and appear "cool" to who?
eating it in the dark watching a show about Hawaii
yeah im a boy
don't hit on me silly girls
got a PROBLEM with that?!?!?!?!?!??!
>>51964169
post wrists
>>51964169
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>51964097
So lewd.
>>51963597
*wipes away your tears*
*holds you*
*hums a gentle tune while rocking you side to side*
>>51964160
cool on 4chan and maybe to yourself
Why is /brit/ so great at memes?
What do I do if I hate intimacy?
Reading >>51964203 makes me really angry
>>51964225
it's the universe equalling itself out. /cum/ is fucking awful so we need to be good.
>>51964225
because i'm here
>>51964207
>cool on 4chan
but I'm saying its not that great
its alright but too bitter
>>51964225
australians
>>51964243
Never leave
Going to do (attempt) an indefinite nowank desu lads
having my share
>Pozstralians thinking they bring anything of value to /brit/
kek
>>51964260
why would you buy it in the first place what did you expect
>>51964225
because i'm here
>>51964260
yeh but youve gone and told everyone that you buy super dark chocolate
expecting us to bite our lips and think now theres a man i want up my fanny
>>51964281
a wank a day keeps a gf at bay
>don't let him get too close darling!
What is the best method for suicide?
>>51964304
partial suspension
>>51964304
Gamma ray burst
>>51964287
I expected it to be good like I said because I like Dark chocolate and never tried really high percentage chocolate except technically once in Mexico
>>51964304
Vacuum sealing
Best dog.
Sheltered middle class poofs need not respond.
>>51964304
Crucifixion
>tfw no bowlegged yank /brit/posting gf
>>51964304
polonium
>>51964300
reading into things too much spaz
said it was gross the first post.
>>51964304
shotgun helmet
hate it when you wake up and your proper hungry like
and ur tummies going mad and making all sorts of noise and panging off its nut so to speak
but u know theres no conventional breakfast material left in the kitchen
and itll therefore be long 4 man to make breakfast
and i really cba
>>51964343
>im proud of being in the working class
why
>>51964343
>owned by people who are reliant on the government for absolutely everything
>accusing anyone else of being "sheltered"
>>51964343
I have one
>>51964343
>mauls a 3 year old
THERE ARE NO VIOLENT DOGS ONLY BAD OWNERS
>>51964384
There is an entire world of which you have no experience beyond memes.
Independence when?
>>51964343
best dog
*my dog*
>>51964349
I mean, I don't know..
>canadians
*breathes heavily*
>>51964343
Incorrect
>>51964442
send me that pic already bub xx
>>51964448
>York University
american education lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2fHQ9eULzk
dogs are for small-penised virgins lads
>>51964387
I am working class, not underclass.
>>51964391
Good lad, very easy dogs to train.
>>51964412
Your second sentence is correct, they are chosen by these people because they are so hardy and strong. Staffies are very pleasant dogs.
>>51964440
fuck off
there's already too many countries
>>51964343
This is the breed for my dog.
>>51964467
Give kik
>>51964473
i know the answer to the first questoion
its olympia
>>51964473
fucking hell
>>51964473
>ask many people many questions
>make a montage out of all the wrong answers
yeh
>>51964488
Yanks out tbqh.
>>51964473
Uh....
>join the /his/ NS group
>find this
lol
>>51964506
>kik
sorry is this 2012?
just post it here bub xx
>>51964507
i unironically thought it was seattle
what is it would american states and having meme cities as their capitals instead of the largest city?
here's one about WWII
girls are so stupid lmao
shamelessly steal these from a /pol/ thread iah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqNgqSVTVEM
>>51964546
NS?
>>51964546
>ywn be publicly flogged by Maisie
>>51964488
there's not nearly enough countries. you dumb cunt
most of the big ones are literally just leaders holding on to clay with zero regards for the population
>>51964473
desu couldnt answer some of these myself...
>>51964473
UPDATE: SHE SAID "EUROPE" WHEN HE ASKED FOR A COUNTRY THAT BEGINS WITH "U"
OK
>>51964587
Ügoslavia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdFfe9tWbMY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_mkwB9ayK4
>>51964473
the black girl looks like keisha kane
>>51964548
That's not happenin
Who else shitposts to distract them from their shit life?
>>51964642
cmon :P
/brit/ is nice, no one's gonna care.
>>51964560
nationstates la
https://www.nationstates.net
>>51964662
why of course
>>51964662
Yeah haha me
>>51964662
me iah 2bh my pham im sMh right now ngl lmao x
>>51964546
he used to be in the /int/ group, didn't realise he was a traitor
>>51963051
Who is this lad
should i post a photo my face lads
>>51963702
this cunt gave me a fucking anuerysm lads you have no idea how fucking mad i am
is it autismal to ignore a girl on tinder because she lives 20 kilometres away
>>51964747
yeh pal
>>51964713
alright email it to me then
where can i go if i want gay men to admire my body
>>51964747
Beware of becoming a meme.
posted this 6 times now and have never once gotten a (you) for it
>>51964798
haha here you go, i'm impressed
>>51964790
London iah
>He studies English.
>posted this 6 times now and have never once gotten a (you) for it
@51964798
that's a shame mate it's really impressive
>horrific
>mfw if ww3 broke up no foreign boots would ever step foot on American soil
The world will destroy itself again and America will once again be sling shotted again of everyone
>where can i go if i want gay men to admire my body
>>51964798
Nice
>>51964775
>sorry is this 2012?
k give e-mail
>>51964849
implyiong you wouldnt collapse into civil war
wife wants a divorce lads, not sure what to do
>>51964849
>implying it wouldn't be a nuclear wasteland
lel
>>51964790
/cum/
>The world will destroy itself again and America will once again be sling shotted again of everyone
>>51964849
the US would be bombed to shit m8
>>51964863
renew your vowels lmao
>the US would be bombed to shit m8
>>51964862
we're not divided enough for something like
>>51964868
>implying Russia has maintained it's nuclear bombs
They probably wouldn't even work lmao. also implying we don't have anti nuke shields we're not suppose to tell anyone about
>>51964891
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>>51964849
>America will once again be sling shotted again of everyone
going to need you to explain this sentence fatlad
>>51964900
>>the US would be bombed to shit m8
>>51964849
there definitely would be
even if it was just raids
also bombings
>also implying we don't have anti nuke shields we're not suppose to tell anyone about
>i fedorapost for the sake of it
>>>the US would be bombed to shit m8
>>51964849
boots? no, because directly invading america would be nowhere near worth the cost you would incur for doing so
nukes? probably
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wahey
>>>>the US would be bombed to shit m8
>>51964957
fantastic
great work kiwis. waste everyones time and everything yeah yeah yeah yeah? weeeeeeeeeeeeeee ;)
>>>>the US would be bombed to shit m8
>>51964950
>glass lebs straya cunt
>>51964924
>America will once again be sling shotted ahead* of everyone
my hands don't obey my mind, desu
having a banana
trying my hardest to not pretend it's a cock but god damn it's hard
>I'm Canadian
>>51965056
too fat
welp time to get out of bed
ungodly hour
>>51965056
Great post
Morning all.
What you got planned for the day?
>>51965056
>mfw boogie got a wife with a fat fetish so now he doesn't even try anymore
sickening. I bet Boogie like her her 5th husband
>>51964916
>being this retarded
theres a pipe just over my window and its been trickling water non stop for about 3 days now
>>51965056
>I'm a brit
>yanks
>>51965092
the useless cunt still makes 'waaahh i'm fat :(' and 'not eating 6000 calories a day is hard! :(' videos though.
>going out of the country on the 15th
>ordered some shoes to look fly while im out
>they said they would arrive by the 10th
>its YODEL doing the shipping
>shoes nowhere in sight so far
im not getting these shoes before the 15th right
>being so irrelevant there's no derogatory term for you
>>51965098
>Canada
>>51965131
>look fly
off thyself
Morning cunts. The BBC tackles an age old question :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/guides/z3t2hv4?intc_type=singletheme&intc_location=news&intc_campaign=iwonder&intc_linkname=guide_guns_contentcard21
>>51965164
virus do not click
>implying this isn't the best modern war film
>>51965164
>Tyger Drew-Honey
>"Obesity 'biggest threat to women's health' in England"
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-35061167
Fat acceptance fags on suicide watch
could compress a car into a cube between my thighs desu
>>51965174
Modern in terms of setting or recently produced? If the latter, it's clearly the thin red line.
>>51965172
Your mum has a virus
>>51965208
The fattening of the west is a ploy by the chinks. OPEN YOUR EYES. THIS IS OUR OPIUM. Soon the yellow man will be in charge and we'll be too fat to stop them
>I'm a Canadian
>Not even going to give this Canadian a (You)
>>51965208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qFIt7foyXs
>>51965221
Post thighs.
>>51965221
compress meeeee please x
>>51965208
H-healthy at every size shitlord!
>>51965237
best in a modern setting probably not including tv shows like Generation Kill
We should just tell the Chinese that Jihadi testicles cure impotence, then they'll get hunted to extinction.
>>51965174
jarhead
>>51965258
disgusting
>those Grinch smiles on the fat hags as she says being fat is unhealthy
>>51965249
America invented fast food though tbf
>>51965258
dr drew legit shouldnt have a medical license 2bh
>>51965262
london
>>51965258
wont lie phones been dead for about a month n i dont even know where it is haha
just no point with everyone at uni
ISIS here
just bought a nuke from my good /brit/ friends
say hi to youtube /brit/!
>>51965393
re[prtef to anmjem chjouidry
making a move
thinging a stuff
memeing a meme
>>51965393
>ISIS
Daesh, if you please
>>51965237
both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnV6wM-vd9s
>>51965393
WORLD STAR HIPHOP
>I eat breakfast
>Daesh, if you please
>>51965393
Khutulun is my waifu
>>51965529
Literally who
what should i get for dinner lads
just had 2 packets of fridge raiders for brekky
ama
>I eat dinner.
Did a wank
Doing a shower
>>51965598
mie goreng
>>51965647
m8 i have $20 dollarydoos set aside for dinner
thinking noodle box 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs
>>51965690
Pizza
i am awesome
>>51965696
>/brit/ meetup
>>51965690
yeah get pizza fuck noodle box you idiot
If the flag changes where do I move?
>>51965718
Australia.
>>51965741
full apparently
>>51965718
America, we're never full
just woke up lads
Trump is making fun of us again.
cant wait lads haha
>>51965845
Well he's named after a fart so
>>51965895
FUCK OFF
>I care about what the Yanks are saying
>>51965550
It's from a netflix show about an Italian guy who goes to China and fucks a bunch of gook pussy
>>51965845
what did he say lad?
>im a yank
>>51965826
Accurate, judging by your waistlines
>>51965939
W A H E Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y
fixed
>>51965958
MINES BETTER
MINES IIIIIIINFINITLEY BETTER
>>51965939
kek
>Yankee banter
>>51965970
Its the same flags mate
>>51965987
It's spelled 'Batter' m8
>It's spelled 'Batter' m8
>>51966026
>spelled
fuck off yank
>>51966137
do the gimmick correctly or fuck off
>>51966155
Why don't you shut the fuck up, you daft pedantic cunt
>>51966068
Cheeky lad this one
I don't care about anything, m8s. What do I do about it?
>Why don't you shut the fuck up, you daft pedantic cunt
>>51966235
>2mb gif
ive tried my absolute hardest and theres nothing that can salvage the fern
>>51966210
Get a pet
slurry lmao
>I only use files of a certain size
>>51966262
>A fucking leaf
>>51966262
It looks alright on a rugby jersey but that's it honestly
>>51966271
I have pets
My semen gets cold really quick.
Anyone else have this problem?
>>51966300
It's a frond
t. Leaf pro
>>51966328
Do you not care about them?
>>51966333
warm it up lad
>t. leaf pro
>>51966333
Microwave it.
>>51966262
What does St George's cross have to do with NZ
>why yes, i do warm up my semen
>>51966380
What does Australia have to do with /brit/?
this looks a lot better honestly the blue ruins it
>>51966380
i was thinking we could tell the rest of the uk to naff off and make a sort of twin kingdoms deal with nz
send off prince willy to rule over there and keep charles/harry here
im fairly certain you could dig straight down from england and come out in new zealand so we could devise a system of tunnels too for easier trade and access
>>51966413
Hazza would live quite comfortably in Dunedin imp
>>51966340
yes I care about my pets, but I mean like other things. I just don't care about most things. The future of my life, current events. I'm not suicidal or anything, just utterly indifferent about most things. I have zero ambition in life. I don't mean to sound like a fedora tipper, but it's starting to concern me, tbqh. I'm 22 and I feel like I'm approaching the point of no return, and if I don't change something about myself this is how I'll always be
going to have a huge wank when I come home tonight
This is what British people care about right now
>>51966498
You have to consider a lot of those are from people too young to even vote and that old people don't do shit like this
>>51966498
Until ISIS is defeated, nice.
>>51966498
That second one and the third one seem to be at odds with each other.
>Until ISIS is defeated, nice.
Can Trump be stopped?
He's busting out the facts
objectively the best dog coming through
>smart
>energetic
>loyal
>beautiful
>sick monochrome
>staple of British farm culture
>>51966594
How dare you
>How dare you
I wish real life wasn't so boring
>>51966610
All dogs are shittier animals/pets
>>51966655
Exceptional post
>>51965182
its that little twat from Outnumbered
Taking cum tribute requests
>>51966608
How will Cumeron shrug this one off? It's actually true and it means something
>>51966687
Islam is peace.
new
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>>51966683
>we moving back to Germany
>back
lol
>On average, over 35 people have been killed every day in 2015 as a result of gun violence.
>Amerishoots
>>51966655
are you a reddit tier cat enthusiast or are you a smelly weirdo who owns a lizard or some shit
im a UK citizen but I haven't lived there since 11
I have a US highschool diploma, I plan to move to the UK in April and get some shitty job at tesco or something and then apply for uni later in the year
where should I go?
give me any advice you got because I am hopeless
need someone to make a new thread so i can do a good post
>>51966769
London. Most expensive but also has the most jobs and lowest hiring standards.
>he conveys his countenance on-line through anime illustrations
done a gimmick >>>/fa/10703950
>>51966739
Most of it is gang violence, but that'll never make the news because no one cares about black people killing black people
>>51966781
I've had other people tell me how I won't be able to afford living in any city at all
>>51966655
My mum has five Miniature Schnauzers.
I have to look after these fucking shitbags all day.
>>51966769
If the height of your aspirations is Tesco then uni, the North seems pretty well suited for you
counting my (yous) before my posts hatch
>>51966797
If you're British then you can claim bennies
>>51966769
Tower Hamlets in London is a very open and welcoming port of the country for immigrants, very tolerant and still has a sizeable British community to help people assimilate. I would recommend getting housing there and using that as your starting point. I think you will fit in perfectly.
>>51966825
How many did you get?
nofucking clue tank
where's tge noooeaw thead
>>51966812
its not the height of my aspirations, I want to go to uni for computer science in 2016
what else should I do in the meantime?
>>51966834
u cant trick me that easy
haha lads last night i told some poof who posted a pic of himself that he looked like a twink and he got all arseblasted tehehe
>>51966874
he wos proper skinny
>>51966863
>I want to go to uni for computer science in 2016
>This means a job will be magically created for me because I'll get a piece of paper saying I can do it
Enjoy your discount card
any of you lads seen this movie? Honestly pretty spectacular
>>51966863
not being funny yank but what do you want us to do? start ringing out connections to set you up with a flat somewhere and a job?
do some fucking research rather than asking the most biased place possible
personally I'm not a fan of the North, currently at uni in the midlands and it's shite. But it depends on where you want to go to uni, if you want to go somewhere like >memechester then living up north makes sense
>>51966885
bruh he looked like the type of nigga that bitches on tumblr would draw with the red nose and suspiciously feminine features LMAO..
>>51966863
>dumb fucking weebcunt seppo wants to do comp sci
of course you fucking do. why don't you just not do computer science, take a step back, and neck yourself? i can't bear to look at you
>>51966890
I like computer science though
aspirations aren't just money right?
Had the best night's sleep I've had in months lads.
What a nice way to wake up.
>>51966895
>The Midlands is in the North
Stupid Southerner.
>>51966922
Stop bully
>>51966940
>Poortherner
>No reading comprehension
It checks out
Dunno if I just did a dick move lads.
Fedex guy came with a package for a housemate but he said it had charges of £20 on it.
So I said I aint paying that cause it's not me and he walks away saying "i'll put it as refused delivery then".
>>51966940
I was talking about the north then the midlands you Northern chimp
>>51966942
no fuck off you fat fucking yank cunt. i do computer science and i fucking loathe you weeb cunts, all my normie mates who do it do too.
we dead set laugh at you cunts who orbit around asian girls and carry our autist hating mentality from high school well into uni.
>>51966962
>>51966980
>I can't structure sentences properly so I blame it on the Northerner.
Never change Southern scum.
>>51966985
I'm not that guy, but holy shit. LOL
>>51966975
Nah m8, you did nothing wrong
>>51966895
its not for months though so why cant i just ask around for some small advice
lots of people have told me good stuff before
>>51966985
I bet im more normie than u in public
>>51967013
>i-i'm n-not that guy!
fuck off you disgusting cretin before i obliterate you
>>51967022
mate i couldn't give less of a shit what some aspiring tesco bag boy thinks.
don't do computer science.
I went to college for criminal justice lol
>>51967026
Get the flag extension cunt.
>>51967041
>Computer """""""""Science"""""""""
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
GET OUT OF THE CARRRR
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
GET OUT OF THE CARRRR
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
GET OUT OF THE CARRRR
>>51967041
but i've done lots of programming and even done a bunch of my friends coursework for him so I pretty sure I know I like it
>>51962772
Ayy lads r8 my breakfast
SHARIA DON'T LIKE IT
ROCK THE CASBAH
ROCK THE CASBAH
>no fuck off you fat fucking yank cunt. i do computer science and i fucking loathe you weeb cunts, all my normie mates who do it do too.
>we dead set laugh at you cunts who orbit around asian girls and carry our autist hating mentality from high school well into uni.
>but i've done lots of programming and even done a bunch of my friends coursework for him so I pretty sure I know I like it
been eating loads of beans and houmous for the last couple of days lads. gas is now just constantly pouring from my anus tbH, it's a bit uncomfortable
>>51967116
no silly, im the guy with anime attached to all my posts
>>51967102
THE SHEIKH DROVE HIS CADILLAC
>>51967126
haha alri jupiter
>no silly, im the guy with anime attached to all my posts
got a news report to post in the new thread
hurry the fuck up you divs
>Scan in a parking ticket
>Change the date to Today's date
>Print it out
>Park for free
Gonna start doing this every day lads.
>>51967310
>he does it for free
>>51967310
people at uni used to do that until the carpark janitor began searching the code on them, which is generated when you get the ticket and saw the codes were from like a month prior lmao
>>51967310
does it not have a barcode?
>paddy ""banter""
https://www.fb.com/DanoForEver/videos/10207262452231597/
>>51967365
Gonna just place it in my car in such a way the code is covered.
Think Star Wars is overrated tbph lad
>>51967394
KEK, what in the fuck is this
>>51967421
i cannot understand why people are hyped for the new one.
it's literally the prequels all over again.
>>51967394
he's pretty cute desu
>Cleared all the hair that collects in the bath plug hole
Fucker drains like a damn banshee now
>>51967463
arent they specifically using practical effects more than cgi
should be alright
n the actors are good
>>51967489
>
>>51967552
oh shit
>>51967552
shoo shoo goblin
>>51967547
it was moreso the fact that the prequels were dumb retarded shit than the effects used 2bh
the trailers for the phantom menace looked awesome at the time. star wars is literally good trailers: the series
>>51967523
>live with 2 girls
>we all share a shower
>every time I use the cunt it's blocked with hair
>they ask me to clear it
>tell them to get fucked because it's not my hair
>they say it's all our hair and they clear it all the time (bollocks)
>start using different shower
>2 weeks later they ask me to clear it again
>tell them again to get fucked, proving it's not my hair
>haven't had to clean it since
I was literally ankle deep in water because of the amount of hair in the plug, women are vile
>>51967569
>500 posts
what the fuck are u mongrels doing
>tfw a literal midget from an impoverished prison state necrocracy can throw 171kg over his head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGB1qyXLvj4
>>51967625
Being a midget is an advantage for that move tbf
someone do a fucking new already
preferably not a canadian.
>tfw officially done with uni for the next 2 weeks
Lads is there a pattern between these codes?
ZY1989704
ZY1989736
ZY1989775
ZY1989831
I thought they were just adding numbers but the second code is 39 larger than the first, but the 3rd code is 32 larger than the 2nd. And the fourth is 56 larger than the 3rd
doing a cooking dinner
>>51967588
Kind of amazing how much hair can collect in them.
Pulling all that shit out is disgusting mixed with some satisfaction.
>>51967685
>Done with sitting around doing nothing in a room the government pays for
>Back to sitting around doing nothing in a room your parents pay for
What an accomplishment
>>51967588
>live with 2 girls
do you steal panties from them?
>>51967715
Why didn't you put the bin back in the caddy today? You've done it every other week, but not today.
>>51967715
harsh but (kind of) true
>>51967588
it's true, they malt worse than fluffy cats
>>51967765 (You)
*moult
>>51967741
nah senpai they're butters
doing a headache
everyone sheds hair every day
girls just have more of it
new thread
>>51967840
>>51967840
>>51967840
Had to get that Pepe in again
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35059898
>italy
>white
what it is lads
what it is
