Astute Edition
First for /balt/
First for /balt/ and /ausnz/
xth or America
Could I pass as a Brit if I perfected the accent? People tell me I look like Harry Potter/John Oliver.
>>51962772
I really don't like your contributions to this thread. I can always tell when its you too
>>51962827
haha same lad. i can always tell when its the same canadian
>>51962826
>john oliver
>>51962826
: ^ )
>>51962849
I have suspicions that he's the same one who constantly posts about his lab partner
>post an excellent new meme in /brit/
>someone steals it and reposts it on s4s
such is life
>i browse s4s
>>51962918
should've copyrighted it
>>51962827
I can tell when you post every time
>>51962929
>I don't browse s4s
>>51962950
Because I usually call you an autist or something
>>51962918
A posted meme has no owner.
>>51962975
>i dont have a head
I actually did it, /brit/.
I managed to overcome my extreme social anxiety-induced apathy, jealously and resentment, for the briefest of moments, and made a positive, albeit extremely tiny step, towards some kind of salvation in my life.
Something so small has made me feel extremely uplifted. I can see hope again.
I can see a way out of this black hole of loneliness and depression.
This is a start.
>>51962975
This is one hell of a picture
Could I pass as a Brit despite having good teeth?
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/12/11/12/09/aussie-backpacker-refused-room-because-australia-is-famous-for-its-drunks-and-racists
ahahahaha fucking scottc_ucks ahahahahahah
Just watched Equilibrium AMA
>>51962992
rude posters go on >>>/b/
>>51963007
the UK is a lost fucking cause
>>51962976
because you're a brown noser Californian who complains a lot and posts nothing interesting
>>51963007
how come Scotland has this reputation of being hardcore when they are such babies?
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What are your opinions on Canadian genocide
>>51962899
No that's me
>>51963007
>Scotland cannot handle the banter
>i am intelligent
>i am quirky
>i am suave
>i AM ... Canadian
>>51963034
Oh okay
You're an autist too but not quite as bad as this sperg
>>51963028
That's not me though. I've been calling you out on your bullshit since you started spamming Simpsons gifs
>>51963028
Are you stupid? I have extra flags on for a reason. That guy isn't me.
new gimmick lads
start calling 'scottland' 'scu ckland'
>>51963051
am i the only one who scans these photos very thoroughly every time a new one is posted in case something is hidden in them?
>>51963033
It would be as in autumn, when all the leaves fall off the trees and leave the branches bare
>>51963082
ehh
>>51963073
Post legs.
Captain Cook was a pretty cool guy
like some 18th century rockstar
do the stanky leg
do the do the do the stanky leg
>>51963083
I keep expecting someone to put Milibands face behind that window in the background
>>51963056
whatever man don't need your depressive agitated attitude
how fucking funny is it that some random irish cunt is a celebrity in a British sub-forum on a taiwanese ramen noodle discussion board.
>>51963156
"Not too autistic" is a compliment
>>51963170
Bit scary
>>51963170
isn't he a New York fireman
>>51963204
'no'
doing a toast
doing a cup of tea
>>51963209
hes a paddy that lives in new york though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fiv2kPCyes
just learned what MGTOW is lads. Sounds pretty shit desu m8s
>>51962777
we're taking the piss (more like poo) out of India in here lads
>>51963179
look who's talking
How do you do Chaps?
fully nude lads
>>51963239
holy fuck are you serious
how have i not heard of this
>>51963260
Yeah but I try to keep a lid on mine
>>51963278
you are a normal
>>51963240
it's mainly a bunch of aspie MRA "redpillers"
>>51963278
haven't you seen the fuck ton of "extended universe" pictures
that video is from his Youtube page
Remember when /pol/ was going to do norse runes to try and kill all the muslims in winter? What ever happened to that?
recommend me a steam game lads
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>>51963295
no i meant the NY part and no he doesn't live there any more you stupid canadian he is back in ireland.
>>51963304
mum told them to go to bed
>>51963304
>Remember when /pol/ was going to do norse runes to try and kill all the muslims in winter?
wtf is wrong with /pol/? that is some /x/ tier nonsense
Would quite like a wall around the Channel desu.
>>51963310
sunless sea
>>51963310
Dark souls 2
>>51963304
I saw something like an ebola-chan like meme for winter. Unfortunately they;re out of luck because even fucking Scandinavia is above 0 this winter. Maybe Allah does love the muzzies after all.
>>51963284
I'm entitled to acting as autistic as I like since I have to put on a normie shell every day dealing with all these mongs I live with/work/school
>>51963240
load of fat betas trying to understand what it means to be a man.
>>51963337
>not using abbo runes to keep out the bloody lebbos
>>51963353
>2
>>51963341
How would you wall the Isle of Wight lad
>>51963341
fuck off, it would spoil my view. Fucking northerners.
>>51963337
/pol/ believes in a concept called meme magic. Which is that if they just meme hard enough it will happen.
>>51963361
did abos even develop runes
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good posts
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bad posts
>I'm not from Queensland
>>51963364
le giant dad xddddddd
>>51963380
>tfw none of my posts evaluated as bad
>>51963384
le enemy placement xddddd
>>51963364
I just rewatched Ika musume. I'm sad it's over again. I'm running out of anime lads. It's some real shit.
>>51962975
Whatcha lookin' at smoothskin?
>>51962897
australia doesn't really have much of a muslim problem outside of sydney, america and canada don't really either to my knowledge
>>51963380
t. A FUCKING LEAF
>>2
Dank
watching alice in wonderland
haha
(the walt disney one btw)
This sub game is too hard
keep getting blown up because I'm too retarded
gonna need to read through the manual or something
>>51963393
I enjoyed both if we are being honestly honest
>>51963417
ahh excellent very impressive
tell me
what is it like to be canadian
>;)
>>51963431
LE EQUIPMENT BREAKAGE XDDDDDDDD
>tfw I'm going out with my friends tonight.
>literally the only thing I enjoy in my life.
SCOTLAND
C
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T
L
A
N
D
>>51963455
leafy
>>51963457
>not having a ugs
>LE EQUIPMENT BREAKAGE XDDDDDDDD
Virgins leave!
>>51963497
Bye then!
>dark souls 1 OR 2
>>51963487
I use Pursuer's actually
Haven't played since I started the DLC and got considerably pissed off at how shite the dragon temple or whatever is, just running around like a headless chicken while a billion invincible ghosts attack you
>>51963310
have you played Shadowrun yet?
pirate Returns then buy Dragonfall and Hong Kong
doing a genocide iah lads
muslims out
>>51963503
i fucking hate leftists
transsexuality is LITERALLY a mental illness
>>51963497
having a cry
>>51963093
That took forever, I'm bow legged don't bully.
>>51963610
vocaroo pls
>>51963610
Good post.
>>51963610
hot
>>51963632
anyone over 60 should not be allowed to use technology
THE KID IS NOT MY SON
>>51963625
What should I say?
>>51963675
"australian accents make me wet"
>>51963684
T-too lewd
>>51963701
>telt me
fuck scotland
>>51963717
well just say anything then
say "i like Australians. Americans are lame"
you are a female correct? not some MTF freak?
Morning lads
>>51963737
It's a twink m8, what else would you expect?
>>51963768
theres occasionally a yank lass in here
>>51963547
>No arguments.
alri lads
>>51963753
morning~
>Scottish
AGHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>51963737
Yeah, a real girl.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KRGCCMtFrd
>>51963792
savin that one
>>51963801
Cheers x
>>51963792
post head
>>51963792
you treacherous slut
>you will never heal the Great Schism
Fuck you Peep Show, I only wanted socially awkward feels
Who sleep deprived here
Need to be up in 5 hours, barely slept this week
>>51963834
Constantinople can suck my dick, Pope of Rome is best Pope.
>>51963860
I stayed up all night waiting for a message that never came.
>>51963823
Hah, nah
>tfw bored as shit of video games
>tfw don't know what to do
ree ree ree
>>51963792
Aw yeah.
>>51963906
don't think posting a photo of melbourne really excited anyone lad as much as i love our city
>>51963906
memecity
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*wakes up*
>>51963896
>Hah, nah
well send ME a pic then. i wont show these other lads.
anyone got this in a better resolution?
>>51963957
poo
>>51963864
NO NO POPE OF ROME
>85% chocolate
bit gross
kinda regret not just going for regular dark chocolate, had to get the meme intensity
>>51963965
dont mind if i do haha
anyone else still play WoW?
doing a sleep
>>51963976
typical canadian thing to do
>>51963834
>Orthodoxy
haha good the leafs are fucking off
>tfw had a nap this arvo
>tfw drooled all over the bed
idk lads idk
>>51964013
U saying wat u son of basterd bich
>>51964004
eating chocolate?
>says the UK
>>51964022
Sleep on your back, not your side
Cannot be arsed with work today lads ngl
>>51963961
Tempting.
>tfw pretending to be a girl on r9k
>>51964049
>choke on your spit instead
>in a just world
>>51964070
haha good lass
i'm tempted to give your cunt a lick ;)
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f e e t
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>>51964038
no buying ridiculously high volume chcolate which you don't even enjoy but buy anyway to appear """"""""""""""cool"""""""""""
>>51964106
heh, saving myself for chad xo
yeah im a girl
yeah i just deposited a big oblong mountain of faecal shit into my toilet via my anal passage
got a PROBLEM with that?!?!?!??!
>>51964110
I didn't know I wouldn't enjoy it though, I enjoy regular dark chocolate
and appear "cool" to who?
eating it in the dark watching a show about Hawaii
yeah im a boy
don't hit on me silly girls
got a PROBLEM with that?!?!?!?!?!??!
>>51964169
post wrists
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LONDON
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N
>>51964097
So lewd.
>>51963597
*wipes away your tears*
*holds you*
*hums a gentle tune while rocking you side to side*
>>51964160
cool on 4chan and maybe to yourself
Why is /brit/ so great at memes?
What do I do if I hate intimacy?
Reading >>51964203 makes me really angry
>>51964225
it's the universe equalling itself out. /cum/ is fucking awful so we need to be good.
>>51964225
because i'm here
>>51964207
>cool on 4chan
but I'm saying its not that great
its alright but too bitter
>>51964225
australians
>>51964243
Never leave
Going to do (attempt) an indefinite nowank desu lads
having my share
>Pozstralians thinking they bring anything of value to /brit/
kek
>>51964260
why would you buy it in the first place what did you expect
>>51964225
because i'm here
>>51964260
yeh but youve gone and told everyone that you buy super dark chocolate
expecting us to bite our lips and think now theres a man i want up my fanny
>>51964281
a wank a day keeps a gf at bay
>don't let him get too close darling!
What is the best method for suicide?
>>51964304
partial suspension
>>51964304
Gamma ray burst
>>51964287
I expected it to be good like I said because I like Dark chocolate and never tried really high percentage chocolate except technically once in Mexico
>>51964304
Vacuum sealing
Best dog.
Sheltered middle class poofs need not respond.
>>51964304
Crucifixion
>tfw no bowlegged yank /brit/posting gf
>>51964304
polonium
>>51964300
reading into things too much spaz
said it was gross the first post.
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>>51964304
shotgun helmet
hate it when you wake up and your proper hungry like
and ur tummies going mad and making all sorts of noise and panging off its nut so to speak
but u know theres no conventional breakfast material left in the kitchen
and itll therefore be long 4 man to make breakfast
and i really cba
>>51964343
>im proud of being in the working class
why
>>51964343
>owned by people who are reliant on the government for absolutely everything
>accusing anyone else of being "sheltered"
>>51964343
I have one
>>51964343
>mauls a 3 year old
THERE ARE NO VIOLENT DOGS ONLY BAD OWNERS
>>51964384
There is an entire world of which you have no experience beyond memes.
Independence when?
>>51964343
best dog
*my dog*
>>51964349
I mean, I don't know..
>canadians
*breathes heavily*
>>51964343
Incorrect
>>51964442
send me that pic already bub xx
>>51964448
>York University
american education lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2fHQ9eULzk
dogs are for small-penised virgins lads
>>51964387
I am working class, not underclass.
>>51964391
Good lad, very easy dogs to train.
>>51964412
Your second sentence is correct, they are chosen by these people because they are so hardy and strong. Staffies are very pleasant dogs.
>>51964440
fuck off
there's already too many countries
>>51964343
This is the breed for my dog.
>>51964467
Give kik
>>51964473
i know the answer to the first questoion
its olympia
>>51964473
fucking hell
>>51964473
>ask many people many questions
>make a montage out of all the wrong answers
yeh
>>51964488
Yanks out tbqh.
>>51964473
Uh....
>join the /his/ NS group
>find this
lol
>>51964506
>kik
sorry is this 2012?
just post it here bub xx
>>51964507
i unironically thought it was seattle
what is it would american states and having meme cities as their capitals instead of the largest city?
here's one about WWII
girls are so stupid lmao
shamelessly steal these from a /pol/ thread iah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqNgqSVTVEM
>>51964546
NS?
>>51964546
>ywn be publicly flogged by Maisie
>>51964488
there's not nearly enough countries. you dumb cunt
most of the big ones are literally just leaders holding on to clay with zero regards for the population
>>51964473
desu couldnt answer some of these myself...
>>51964473
UPDATE: SHE SAID "EUROPE" WHEN HE ASKED FOR A COUNTRY THAT BEGINS WITH "U"
OK
>>51964587
Ügoslavia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdFfe9tWbMY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_mkwB9ayK4
>>51964473
the black girl looks like keisha kane
>>51964548
That's not happenin
Who else shitposts to distract them from their shit life?
>>51964642
cmon :P
/brit/ is nice, no one's gonna care.
>>51964560
nationstates la
https://www.nationstates.net
>>51964662
why of course
>>51964662
Yeah haha me
>>51964662
me iah 2bh my pham im sMh right now ngl lmao x
>>51964546
he used to be in the /int/ group, didn't realise he was a traitor
>>51963051
Who is this lad