1. Your cunt
2. The scariest animal/bug/arachnid in your cunt
Probably Quentin t. Memer
>>51960542
hulkmode grizzly
>>51960542
Think the Adder snake is the most venomous thing here. Tbqh I'm pretty sure it's like the only venomous thing here aside false widow spider in the south. British wildlife is pretty comfy.
Extremely rare though, only if you go walking in the woods a lot you might see one very rarely.
>>51960542
Probably black bear as I'm on the east coast, but black bears tend to take off when you surprise them enough, though I'm not so sure about some individuals and that's why I carry bear mace.
Also it's been scientifically proven that eastern cougars are back in my area, so yeah.
>>51960662
>>51960662
Ya do the brits or aussies have anything BIG and TERRIFYING?
weta
Idk this is a pretty safe country in terms of fauna
>no large carnivores
>no killer insects
>sealife isn't even that dangerous
Take a walk in the country here and you'll take more damage from the plants. Hell, you'll be lucky to even see an animal that isn't a bird or livestock.
These things are fucking huge and they like to kill humans.
>>51960926
is that the famous canadian goose
>>51960926
Bull moose are mostly aggressive during rut season because bulls are literally filled with testosterone, and also during winter, since they are subject to a lot of stress because of predation and lack of food.
During summer moose are qt and cool as shit.
>>51960793
I'm sick of not having to be worried about anything when I go camping
>>51960926
Moose are absolutely terrifying. I had the displeasure of running into one in Teton National Park.
These fuckers
>>51960793
>>51961006
I wonder who could be behind these posts.
>>51961050
Stop being a bitch. Unless you ran into your moose between September 1st and October 30th, moose are genuinely sweet animals.
They're like big cows.
t. game warden
>>51961097
>They're like big cows.
>implying cows aren't cunts
>>51961097
Fuck that. They also look dumb as fuck.
Bullwinkle is spot on.
>>51961137
A cow will always be extremly gentle to you, they're alright animals in my book.
>>51960542
>>51960695
fuggg
http://www.cougarnet.org/confirmations
>>51960695
>>51961212
>cougars are back in my area
aren't they mostly preying on young men?
>>51961165
M8 even newborns hate your guts. And mothers with newborns hate you even more. And bulls hate you just as much as they hate everything else.
That Simpsons line wasn't a joke. If a cow got the chance it'd kill you and everyone you care about.
>>51961212
Yeah I know, quite spooky. I live in Saguenay, there's no indicator on your website but on the territory where I work at which is 70kms north of Chicoutimi, we get a LOT of cougar sightings every years from people who hunt and have cabins up there. Peopel are not dumb and they know how to make out cougars from lynxes.
>tfw our national animal is a big black bull
cougars or feral hogs here i guess
>>51961243
Nah, I think that's on the west coast. They prey on people riding their bikes and jogging which they mistake for deer. I think our cougars mostly prey on deer, moose calves and snowshoe hares.
>>51961256
Kek, what were you bad experiences with cows?
>>51960542
MOOSE LIVES MATTER.
>>51961325
Kek.
Pic related, almost hit this small guy while I was just cruising around a backcountry road in October. He had weeds stuck in his small rack, he was funny looking.
>>51960542
flag
fucking horses apparently
According to the National Office of Statistics around 25 people each year are killed directly by animals. Of the 25 directly related animal deaths in the UK, the top 5 killers are:
1. Horses: about 10 a year
2. Cows: about 5 a year
3. Domestic dogs: about 4 per year
4. Bees & Wasps: about 3 per year
5. Deer –attacks about 1 per year
>>51961296
Where da white wimmin at?
>>51960542
brown bear
>>51961368
Shiet, forgot pic.
>Scotland national animal is a unicorn
>>51961421
Really?
>>51961421
>Tell me about it.
fucking hogs
they're invading the cities
>>51961421
>>51961492
yes and pls dont talk about it
>>51961421
Greece's is a phoenix
>>51961514
Daily Reminder:
Moose are the niggers of Canada.
>>51961519
its pretty cool tho
weird but cool
The government in Illinois is trying to hide the fact that cougars are in the state so farmers don't shoot them
>>51961542
That's geese 2bh.
Also holy shit janny is having an asthma attack. He deleted three threads in a row I was about to respond in
>>51961542
They're our grandest animal.
They're qt and fun and behave well.
>tfw love moose alive but they are so tasty in a burger
>>51961632
Where at in Illinois?
>>51961514
Shoot them.
They're delicious.
>captcha making the image disappear after you click it
>>51961317
I live on a farm. Anytime you enter a field they all turn to stare at you and the calves run back to their mothers. A whole herd once chased me and my dog out of a field when we on the other side and already walking away.
There was also this one time when we moved the cows to a different field. One calf got left behind but we didn't notice until a few hours later. Me and my cousin went over to it when we saw it sleeping in the field. It woke up once we got over and charged at us. This thing was less than two days old and hadn't been with his mother for half a day and it used what little strength it had to try and attack us. Wolves are carnivores but their young would cuddle up to you. Seriously fuck cows.
Also when I was a kid I saw a bull fucking a cow. Except he was really just lying on top of her. Neither of them were moving, except to look around. Then the bull took a shit. That still remains as one of the most depressing images in my mind.
>>51961677
I was told they taste like dirt or other shit, at least the old ones. If I were american I would definately bag me a few yougn hogs a year.
>>51961677
thats haram in germany
>>51961514
>>51961677
Hogs need to be eradicated. All they do is destroy.
>>51961643
>Was jogging in my neighborhood park
>These fuckers
>One buff motherfucker runs towards me
>Hissing
>I threw stick at him
>Then the flock starts running towards me
>I run
So how can we exterminate geese?
>>51960542
Choose your own
http://habitatnews.nus.edu.sg/guidebooks/spiders/text/a-spiders.htm
>>51961654
Up around Rockford was the last time I seen one. It was black so I guess most people would call it a panther
>>51961692
>>51961695
>>51961707
I have a badass .gif of a guy spearing a hog from the top of a tree but stupid cunt jew faggot 4chan wont let me post it because it's over 4mb.
I know aussies have a lot of poisonous creatures. But is there anything big like a bear there?
>>51961790
Yowie.
>>51961790
There's 50-60 million of these.
Fuck with one of them, see what happens.
Deer. Specifically bucks (male deer). I live in a place with a shit ton of deer and I can't count the number of times I've nearly been gored while walking my dog.
>>51961871
Strange. I spent a month in the bush on Anticosti island - which is the place with the largest concentration of whitetails in NA - for an internship back in 2010 and all the deer we stumbled on took off, except for those curious enough to stare at out before of course taking off.
>>51961851
It's such a ham, look at it showing off
>>51961790
These ones aren't as big as bears but they're still pretty dangerous
>>51961632
This is a meme in Pennsylvania. Cougars have lived there for years, but the govt doesn't want to recognize it because it means that they'd have to spend millions in conservation costs. They even hide bodies and shit. It's probably the stupidest thing that the state does because everyone knows that they're there.
>>51961692
Wild boar tastes fucking amazing, 10/10 would recommend. Perfect mix of gamey and delicate.
>>51961769
Gurnee here
Saw one a couple months back in Antioch
>>51961961
Australians are ballsy people, I'll give them that.
>>51961851
>60 million kangaroos in Australia vs 600, 000 black bears in all of North America
Jesus Christ
>>51961851
Can't be that scary if they box with them.
>>51962006
Shit my dad claims to have seen one down by Starved Rock.
Also does anyone know if they reintroduced rattlesnakes and wolves back into starved rock yet
>>51961996
You have to get it when it's sleeping.
>>51962007
In 4th grade they put us in a pen with like 15 of them and let us pet them
>>51962274
I'm bringing tranquiliser on my next hunt
Italy
This type of black widow, Malmignatta
>>51961421
Bhutan's is an immortal dragon with lightning magic.
How can you even top that?
>I don't get it anon, how are Moose scary? They're always so docile
>>51962325
They're cute when they're small.
>>51963187
Fuck that lad, I've strangled my share of Cuntnadian geese and if I ever went down under you can bet I'd fuckin drive the first big fuckeroo I saw like the cunt he is
Fuckin roo pricks
There's gotta be some guy in straya who drives foreigners into the outback to sock roo cunts in their bitch muzzles
>>51962595
>fucking with moose during the wintertime
There's your answer.
>>51960542
Thank you based China for helping get rid of them.
This venomous snek
>>51961522
Yeah but phoenix is badass
Unicorns on the other hands are what you expect to find in a gay pride parade
Germoney
Refugees
Africanized bees. They're spreading too.
Yellow jackets and hornets are a close second, fucking assholes.
>>51960733
Fuck that. Never going to New Zealand.
>>51960733
>implying
>>51963955
LEEJUND
>>51963955
cook the man some eggs
not really. mostly asian tourists and niggers gets killed by wildlife here .
1.Bulgaria
2.Gypsies
>>51965424
1)flag
If you are bitten by it twice,you may die.
Second most deadly animal after moose during the last decade.
>>51960542
1. America
2. Grizzly bear
>mfw the area around my house has black widow spiders, black bears, hawks, bobcats, deer, and mountain lions
>>51960599
Why are Belgiums trying so hard to make that idiot our next international meme? we are ok with Alberto Barbosa.
>>51965731
This is just a game over, save the game earlier.
>>51960542
Bears and wolves didn't kill anyone in the last decades AFAIK and a wild boar killed a hunter some weeks ago and they tend to act agressively if disturbed so I guess the last one would make me shit myself if I encounter one in the wild.
>>51962046
Not with fully grown males of the biggest species they don't
![Ladybug-4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MltGVhw.jpg "Ladybug-4[1].jpg")
>>51966277
>not having moose
City anon detected
>>51960542
>>51961243
underrated post
We have these and that's about it for big things. They're around here but they don't get them down south.
