Everyone I work with are delusional idiots
>Patrica's Light Infantry 3rd Battalion
>Don't even have working tanks
>Half of us are fucking retarded.
>How do I defect to America?
>>51959297
Would you let me drive a A FUCKING LEAF-ian tank?
>>51959314
Sure buddy It runs on maple syrup
>wait for le weed man to pull out of Syria, legalize weed, tank the economy, and allow a refugee-caused terrorist attack to happen
>lead a military revolt
DUDE NO ATTACK HELICOPTERS LMAO
>>51959297
>Minus 40
>No tanks
>No vehicles
>"Sarg what we do?"
>"Run faggot and put on ur snow shoes"
>>51959518
>tfw I thought Australia was shitposting
>tfw I look it up and he's right
Just buy some Apaches, christ. Or hell, some Cobras if Apaches are too expensive. We shit these things out.
I have no idea why this thread made me laugh so hard.
Some canuck pte probably posting angrily from his phone after his boss made him clean floors all day
>>51959915
We have some shitty upgrade hueys we bought from you guys in the 70s.
>They don't have heaters btw.
>>51959982
>mfw living nearby the 439 Combat Support Squadron
Feels important.
>>51960006
Some "FANGS OF DEATH"
>>51959982
>They don't have heaters btw.
>They don't have heaters btw.
>They don't have heaters btw.
>They don't have heaters btw.
>Canada
I remember many years ago when I joined the reserves I had to bring my own sleeping bag because they ran out
>>51960063
I have like three sleeping bags in the base.
>>51960084
If only you could have spared me one long ago
>>51960116
>you could have spared me one long ago
CFB edmonton has an abundance of sleeping bags right now.
>>51960063
Just cuddle with your naked buddies. They didn't issue you a uniform either right?
How do you feel about le weedman replacing the hornets with super tucanos?
>>51960185
I'm just glad we even have planes.
>I just hope Weedman doesnt take our tanks and make us ride mooses.
>my light infantry battalion isn't mechanized
That could be determined a priori, idiot. The only retarded member of your battalion is yourself.
>>51960282
2nd battalion LAV-3 desu. I seen it.
>>51960282
And 1st Mechanized group as well desu.
>>51960323
The first and second battalions of The Patricias are mechanized. The third, yours, isn't.
>>51960393
ya Its cuz we are rejects.
>>51960413
Why did you join the forces then you fag?
>>51960185
>dude we dont need jet fighters! we only ever bomb 3rd world countries! We need to save money on military spending even though a half decent air force would be like 0.5% of the GDP.
>dude we dont need to lock our doors! we've never been robbed before!
Just fucking buy Super Hornets or F-16 block 60s. These archaic hornets are going to die sooner rather than later.
>>51959592
ohh pls no
>>51959915
>>51959915
MI's are qter desu.
>>51960185
W-What's the problem with Super Tucanos ;_:
You are lucky, they won't be good enough to slaughter you en-masse, probably won't even need to, you'll probably just lay down and die.
