Eternal Marina edition
maisie
Emily
yank edition
*makes cringy joke*
*laughs to himself and adjusts his bow tie*
hahah but no, really
qt alert
lads going to wear the following to my tutoring job:
>uni i.t. society tshirt
>high school rugby shorts
>socks and sandals
any thoughts/critiques?
Have literally all the neccessary attributes to develop alzheimers desu
>>51959044
thats marissa tomei doe
>>51958885
I've been to Asda and its the exact same
even the layout is the same
we don't have that retarded shit in ours either but it still looks the same.
does jennie even like me at all lads?
>>51959081
you deserve to get shot
>>51959044
>she will never sign your fruit
feels bad
>>51958975
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xarDOHhmn5
Not a fan of the "ignoring Irish posts" gimmick lads. Hope it comes to an end in this thread.
>>51959104
MY RIGHTS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
Do I look British to you?
old lady names on young women are qt
>tfw no Mildred gf
>tfw no Ethel gf
>tfw no Dulcie gf
>tfw no Beatrice gf
>>51959127
i never ignore irish posts
>>51959060
>I've been to Asda and its the exact same
what are your favorite fruits
also dont call me a fruit
>>51959153
need it in webm form tBh cant stand the 256 colours and 3 second loop
I have been a strong advocate of asterixposting since the very beginning. I am proud to see it taking off so well.
>>51959140
You're certainly ugly enough.
>>51959153
i like those massage videos
i want a qt gf to do this stuff to me
>write songs
>have never written lyrics
what the fuck do I write about lads
>>51959175
bin fan of mandarins desu
whats your favourite vegetable? as a seppo it's probably pizza hey?
>>51959089
Yes, ask her out for a date and you will make her dream come true.
>>51959127
The Irish have already ruined Boston, Liverpool, and Manchester please don't ruin /brit/ as well lad
>itch my arsecrack for a millisecond since my bum was itchy
>finger immediately smells like poo
hate this
>>51959167
well we don't have that stuff here
lots of idiots/chugs though because the one I work at is in a shitty area
>>51959175
Granny smith apples
>>51959127
Taigs out tbqh lad.
>>51959146
>tfw no Beatrice gf
iktf
>>51959124
Everyone can fake a yank accent, it's really not that hard. The key is the "R".
>>51959201
its probably broccoli or brussel spouts atm tbqh, but pizza is up there too
>>51959213
>Liverpool
>literally the only white city left
>Boston
>home to the best universities in the world
>Manchester
>Irish?
>>51959204
>Yes
how can you be so sure?
>>51959146
I knew a girl at uni called Beatrice, she was pretty cool and I think she liked me, we Facebook messaged and I flirted with her at this party once.
Should have made something happen really. One of the many, many failures with girls t.b.h.
R8 my kot lads
>>51959236
Do it right now then.
>>51959167
I just don't understand the concept of a wrestling ring in a supermarket.
>>51959236
Please vocaroo me your best American accent then mate
>>51959255
berry, berry qt desu
>>51959175
Tomatoes.
Dressing my Richard up in his latex suit currently. He's a big guy now.
>>51959236
the key is to talk through your nose, remain eternally optimistic and a rising intonation at the end of sentences
>cheeky nandos
>netflix and chill
>linda
>john cena
>what'rethose
why are normies so utter shite with memes
>>51959195
>>51959312
Well lad why don't you unleash that salvo of secret high grade memes you're apparently sitting on?
>>51959234
Stay away from the princess, yank.
>>51959312
>linda
Don't know this one
>>51959252
Because you are a great guy and all you need is that little push for you to get the happiness you both deserve.
JANNY
Business idea: pretend to be gay so women feel comfortable changing clothes in front of you
>>51958502
>I literally share this general with plebs who don't have private tracker accounts
>>51959375
Man jaw.
need to clean my room and remove all signs of my degeneracy before my parents come pick me up on the weekend haha
>>51959242
Can't bear to look at you
>>51959379
nah i'm a miserable prick desu.
>>51959375
Bit big those
>>51959407
This is not a bad thing
>>51959414
Maybe by American standards.
>>51959434
>>51959375
Do you have a picture of her with her legs closed? We need to see if she has an hourglass figure before passing judgement.
Willy is all wrapped up and I'm now ready for a wank
Really excited right now
Willy is too
these days i feel dizzy and sick all time and bright light shining in my eyes makes me feel ill too what the fuck is up with me
>>51959506
Go outside more
t.a doctor irl
>>51959488
doesn't look like it 2bh
t. expert in everything
>>51959506
You have CTE from too much rugby lad. Find yourself a wife now before you can't remember your full name.
>>51959488
Nah senpai just saved that from a thread
>>51959489
>Willy is all wrapped up
In what?
>>51959531
Why is she not wearing panties?
>>51959529
Well in that case she is ugly.
>>51959532
A condom, he's been blogging about it for like 3 threads
>>51959489
>posh wank
wew lad
the only time i ever tried to put a condom on it was too small for me :/
>>51959544
Who cares?
>>51959434
literally no female is attractive with a man jaw
sharp jawline yes, manjaw no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giy4aE49YwI
I really love music like this, desu lads. I'm not even religious
done a cum
>>51959560
people who desecrate graveyards should be publicly executed
>>51959564
FUCK OFF you fat sweaty cunt you hold no authority on women
>>51959560
I bet it was the fucking muzzies.
Would you date a girl with a big nose? I think it's kinda cute on the right girl, tbqh
>>51959560
Muslims.
>>51959564
maybe you should transition then la
>>51959605
Agreed
>>51959555
you took the term dickhead quite literally eh
>>51959564
>I can decide what is objectively attractive
>>51959605
>>51959623
*takes a shot for you*
>>51959623
Yeah if it's still qt
>>51959655
>>51959650
Thank god, I thought you left LOL
>>51959644
Couldn't happen to a nicer cunt.
>>51959644
why do you have to introduce this sectarian, divisive shit? people who desecrate graves regardless of political persuasion should be severely punished.
i can't wait untill the australians come here. australians are the best posters!
>>51959555
>tfw condom literally snapped when i put it on because my willy is so big
>>51959623
Definitely desu. I think the jew nose has a hard rep.
>>51959701
I am posting in the Norwegian thread.
>>51959647
yeah hahahah, good job i'll never need to use one hahahahaha
>dies inside
>>51959680
Would.
>>51959716
Delete this, they'll hear you
>>51959707
Why is this divisive? People who desecrate graves should be publicly executed, unless that person is opposed to your beliefs?
>>51959702
Loyalist scum detected
>>51959722
she had a nosejob t b h...
>>51959722
>dad in a heart tattoo
I didn't know people did that desu. I've never seen one that wasn't MOM
>>51959745
Oh fuck off, you boring cunt.
>>51959771
"she" has had a lot more surgery than a nose job lad.
>tfw gf dumped me for a Brit
>>51959745
it's divisive because nobody made this protestant/catholic shit until you piped up
>>51959818
>mad proddy
>>51959818
I didn't make it protestant or catholic, I just said I agree and posted the only example I can think of. I don't see why it would make you mad if you agree?
>>51959775
>MOM
foy
>>51959805
>>51959842
Do Brits say mam anywhere in Britain or is it all mum?
>>51959852
ME ON THE RIGHT Tbh
>>51959855
Northerners say "me mam" for "my mum".
>>51959852
Contradictory statement
>watching An Idiot Abroad
>Karl in the USA
>Yanks singing and dancing and being loud and having cuddle parties together
disgusting
>>51959133
good post
>>51959867
Give in to your desire.
>>51959887
>yanks
Disgusting
>>51959887
Literally in the same episode he hangs out with a crazy redneck and shoot guns and blow shit up
>>51959905
wtf, i don't want to date a british guy for the accent, i'm here for the banter
>>51959887
Americans are just something else, with their emotions and their smiles.
how do girls respond if you (ironically) call them "babe"?
>>51959841
yeah i suppose you're right sorry m8
>>51959852
>>51959905
Just a reminder they want harry potter/one direction, not Mark Corrigan
>>51959887
Do other people not hug when drunk?
>>51959922
You want it all.
Oh boy they're here
>>51959941
ask our resident fannymaster
>>51959945
>>51959941
>>51959922
>>51959917
>>51959887
>>51959867
something isnt right
might myself a grilled cheese and tomato sandwich but the tomatoes are a bit dodgy iah
>>51959917
Americans are too overt
loud rednecks don;t make me feel any better about it
here there are rednecks with guns and explosives but they understand personal space and modesty.
>>51959962
em lla
>>51959945
The colonials will get what they are given and like it.
>>51959962
Yanks? No thanks
>>51959943
It's alright la x
>>51959952
lolz
nice pic choice
>>51959966
>might
made, i meant made
>>51959977
Who is this name of that qt?
>>51959966
make tomato soup instead and dip the sandwich in it
>>51959966
>a grilled cheese
Fuck off yank.
>>51959985
Welsh doesn't count
>>51959952
british accent = rp btw, nobody thinks chavspeak is attractive
>>51959968
They're not going to show not crazy people on show like that.
>>51959977
Now that's an hourglass figure.
>>51959997
a grilled cheese and tomato sandwich i said
>>51959952
www.tumblr.com
>>51960010
THERES SOMETHING INSIDE YOU
IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN
>>51960008
lmao my accent/voice is one of if not the most attractive
>>51960012
except everyone there is like that
I went to some breakfast place in the USA and the waitress kept trying to have a conversation and she kept touching my sholder, like fuck off I just want to eat.
>>51960045
Post vocaroo
>>51960044
>I drive
>>51960042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_klmfrj2jM
>>51960016
And I said fuck off yank.
Tell us all about how you are going to stick a sandwich under a grill.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/2vsyv8/eire_general_on_4chans_int/
>>51960059
real talk i can't actually drive o.o
>>51960044
yea
my willy
>>51960066
it's actually a sandwich press iah
business idea: turn yanks into soap
business idea: treat yanks like common mules
business idea: catapult yanks into the sun
>>51960020
>>51960070
Ignore this man, that general is shit and essentially non-existent. The posters are mean-spirited and are prone to violence. Don't go there.
Why would you ever want to go onto 4chan? It's a terrible website, leave it alone.
4chan users generally do not take kindly to reddit users anyway, and yes it will be obvious where you're from.
>>51960085
>Puerto Rican
>>51960052
I guess I should just take your word for it :^)
>>51960052
>I went to some breakfast place in the USA and the waitress kept trying to have a conversation
>>51960058
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DnSgMmQqD8
theyre all talking to eachother now
assimilation has failed
fuck sakes
>>51960085
>Sweden fourth
>No Denmark
Discarded desu
My grandmother hated Brits. She was also literally a nazi though
>>51960119
lol
Rahh forgot my 90 report at immigration, 2 days late. Dunno what happens now. Also late as fuck for work. Going to look a right tit going to HR saying, "I'm late but g2g to immigration lol"
>>51960078
So you are having a toastie, which has fuck all to do with a grill.
Fucking yank.
>>51960119
>can't wake mam
lmao literal manchild
>>51960134
thanks for letting us know
the nonce is sharing another of his zany stories lads
lets all talk about the nonce
>>51960095
Stop defiling the Royal portrait, you colonial gnat.
>>51960145
When you get deported you'll have to start triping to fill your ego
>>51960150
technically you're not toasting it either though
>>51960119
it's alright
>>51960052
she wanted the ride you autist
>>51960145
FONNT (fuck off nonce normie twat)
>My grandmother hated Brits. She was also literally a nazi though
>>51960134
We all hate yanks, so it evens out.
>>51960145
what the fuck do you do in thailand that you couldn't get paid 10 times more to do in the uk other than traffic children
>>51960175
how about no
>>51960198
>denying me a (you)
WHAT'S THE POINT OF MAKING SHIT UP FOR (you)S THEN? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQv56wgYzKw
choon
hey lads
work is done for the week now time to be cheeky
>>51960206
bang yellow girls
>>51960187
like I give a shit
I'm hungry and got things to do, can't be bothered with this inane crap from some fat American tart
>>51960226
having a bit of a cheek are ya lad?
>>51960181
And when you put a joint in the oven you aren't roasting it, you're baking it.
Words are a strange thing and that is fine as long as you don't speak like a yank twat.
doing a purge myself from the gene pool
shall i post some austrian psychobilly lads?
>I read the stuff posted to /r/4chan and /r/classic4chan and some of it is the funniest stuff ever put in text with it's originality, went to the site once or twice and there were pictures of animals that looked like young girls doing shit.
>I know they say that it is just a little part of the website but I've no interest in going back afterwards.
>>51960212
Pretty solid hips 2bh.
>>51960247
oh m8 am I ever
having an unwind
>>51960272
not to shabby in the chebs department either
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zEDrl5SSMO
>>51960248
should be a fried cheese sandwich then
but really its called grilled because it's traditionally grilled on a skillet
>>51960226
>>51960247
wew
>>51960258
>>51960264
>>51960266
oh my FUCKING god
>>51960212
You don't even like her, you just fantasise about marrying her and being one of the select few yanks with titles.
>not to shabby in the chebs department either
Been laying in bed for 3 hours now and I can't sleep and to top it off I keep getting acid buildup and feel like I'm going to puke. Not having a nice night desu lads.
>>51960304
guilty as charged
>>51960295
>Deleting Vocaroos,
are you some kinda pussy
>>51960301
>when you want to play a game but are a bit intimidated to learn the controls so you can;t be assed to start
might go over the manual really quick because I really want to play Red Storm Rising but its pretty complex and I'm a bit drunk
>>51960295
made me smile desu
>>51960296
>because it's traditionally grilled
No.
>on a skillet
It's called a frying pan, you yank twat.
you can feel bad if it makes you feel better
picture me crying reading all your love letters
walking around in your old sweaters, baby
you can feel bad if it makes you feel better
>>51960338
What title would you get for marrying a princess, consort?
having a nice poo
>>51960347
Need to hand in an assignment. The deadline is in 7.5 hours but the reception doesn't open for another 4 hours so I can't hand it in until then. Should I go to sleep and risk overskeeping or just try to stay awake until then?
>>51960374
don't care about titles desu, just want to meet the queen and have a bit of cheeky banter with her
>>51960376
had your mum last nite but forgot me trousers
drop em by later, yeah?
>>51960344
thanks for the heads up you UTTER invalid
were it possible I would put a fucking wooden stake in each hand and put you on a raft to float out into the abyss
>>51960218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-DHtKg-whk
>>51960386
sleep
>>51960400
me mum's staying at me aunt's place right now lad you'll have to ask her
Lads bout to order some wings. Should i go with boneless or regular?
>>51960295
Disgusting accent
But I like the doxable info gimmick. The only thing I'll credit it you for tbqh.
>>51960381
What is this image supposed to prove?
>>51960403
who are you kidding?
I'd break you
go gel your hair and head on to hungry jacks
>tfw girl I have been talking to just randomly stopped talking to me
Don't want to pursue this in case I seem too desperate tbqh so I think I will just wait until morning and see what happens.
Wise move or not?
>>51960423
>boneless wings
whaaaaaaaaaaaat
>>51960428
Post vocaroo
>>51960423
What even are boneless wings? Chicken nuggets in sauce?
>>51960458
Can't la mam's asleep.
>>51960421
>aunt
>not ant
good lad
that's how we say it in new england
doing a post
nothing fancy, just a regular post
>>51960448
>go gel your hair and head on to hungry jacks
wew lad calm down no need to be offensive was only banter golly
right lads, calling this game quits I think haha
don't know how 5.4 million people would fit in alaska lmfao
>>51960480
>regular
more like shit
>>51960469
They're basically just little bits of chicken breast.
>>51960423
Unless you live in Buffalo or the surrounding area you're wings will be shit, tbqh m8
>>51960478
that's how we say it in civilised non-yank anglosphere countries m8
bought a pair of white jeans from H&M to look like Steve McQueen lads
>>51960470
bet you sound like a right d4 poof
>>51960423
fuck off murderer
>>51960340
ya 2bh
>>51960346
:33333333333333333333333
>>51960515
>you're
I have shamed my family
>>51960506
bit shit economy
