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maisie
lana
stallman
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/3w7qp4/west_ham_report_more_season_ticket_sales_for/cxu2j6h
THE BANKERS
actually off 2 sleep this time haha
>>51947814
just having a laugh on the internet tbch i was always proper nice to everyone even the mongs
im sure youre a very nice boy with lots of virtues
you just seem naive and with low self esteem
>>51947866
VERY naughty
>>51947862
It's a company that provides a service to homes that every home has and needs.
orchestrating a rape
post billionaire qts lads
About to do another cry haha
Since I stopped taking my antidepressants 3 weeks ago I've cried at least twice per day
What am I like haha X
>>51947889
good post
how do i join the british army lads ?
>>51947964
you have your emotions back at least senpai
>>51947896
MY NHS
conferring a wank
>>51947996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JwjceS5HLg
>make a post about Rasheed's Syrian cousins dancing on Finnish graves
>no one responds
For shame lads
Maisie
gonna file an application for a wank
>>51948020
holy moly
>>51948035
I'm not in the mood tonight. I have a headache. You never take me anywhere nice any more.
>>51947826
Shit man, I might try to get into another field like business with a law degree. I really hate the U.S. and don't have many options. You guys have good welfare right?
often
often
girl I do this often
>>51948003
THE PRIVATE SCHOOL THE GRAMMAR
>>51948066
Fuck off
Lad from last night who asked out that girl and said yes
As a response is "bloody thrilled you said yes, what time are you working next week?" Alright?
>>51948066
>You guys have good welfare right?
Oy Vey!
need more Amerisheckles to defend myself from those scary Jordanians!
got this girl's number last night, and she's just text me "sorry who is this?" when I've not even sent her anything
is she just trying to initiate conversation? what do i say? was thinking of jokingly giving a fake name and make up some fake story where we met
this country's gone to the dogs Tbh
>>51948117
>bloody thrilled you said yes
I'd probably leave that out tbqh
Starting to hate women.
>>51948083
THE SO CALLED ISLAMIC STATE
>>51948117
"mickey d's, 6pm, be there or be square laddette"
>>51948151
Its probably flattening though innit blood clot
Azusa
>>51948150
>the cultural and economic powerhouse of europe is going to the dogs
nah senpai
Doing a not really get to the thread fast enough.
>>51948140
Guess Israel can now proceed to pacifying the entire region.
relatively sure Im a normie lads
>>51948066
>you guys have good welfare right
Looking for a porn actress who looks like Maisie. Can anyone help?
>>51948172
TRIDENT MISSILES
Anyone else go a bit mental on their walk home
Like I've been losing my mind
Also thought I heard someone talking last night when I was trying to get to sleep but it was just a running tap haha
>>51948224
Prove it, nobhead
>>51948239
Maisie
Back in the days when I was a teenager before I had status and before I had a pager, you could find the abstract listening to hip hop my pops used to say it reminded him of bebop I said well daddy don't you know that things run in cycles, way that Bobby brown is just amping like micheal, it's all expected things are for the looking if you got the money quest is for the booking
>>51948066
We did, far better than American standards but it's pretty much become impossible to get on it now because a guy called IDS has launched a jihad against the poor and disabled.
>>51948202
Stay delusional mate
>>51948145
She saved your number and did (or did not) forget about it in her phone, and saw it skimming through her phone today.
So she is either initiating contact, or genuinely just found your number. Just remind her who you are, nothing to lose.
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>>51948267
Go to sleep its past your bedtime you got school tomorrow
>Trump says some things about precious Muslims
>British people so mad they want to ban him
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Can't wait to see their reaction to this
>>51948214
Already took over Plebanon and started a coup in Syria after they got in a 3-way war with Jordan-Iraq-and myself
now Jordan and Egypt are only left
>>51948202
THE economic power house is Germany
>>51948172
ITS DAESH MATE HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT THEM IF YOU DONT ANNOY THEM
>>51948310
all me
>>51948310
None me, staying up 4ever
>>51948181
good post
gookrap 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ-WvAX1A5g
>>51948357
>Me all, me all, me all, me all
you had one fucking job
>>51948310
all me
>>51948252
STUDENT GRANTS
>>51948310
all me
>>51948239
Get some R34 of Quasimodo
Just went with
>Fantastic! Do you know when you're working next week?
Lads
>>51948260
no it was me i flew out
>>51948207
wud bery
anyone /spotify/ here?
your year in music is pretty cool, gave me some well needed feels
https://yearinmusic.spotify.com/en-US
>>51948403
Good response
>>51948390
STATE PENSIONS
>>51948323
pretty shit state of affairs when a foreigner has a better understanding of what's happening than the people running your country
>>51948341
not for long
feel like an idiot because I don't know what to do after c:\
been sat at my pc all day working on a presentation and it sucks dick.
>>51948403
>ever using exclamation marks
matched with this real fit one on tinder but dont want to message her since she probably swipes right to everyone and craves attention
>>51948345
guy on bbc2 just said IS 2bh
Can't wait until 3am when all the normies are in bed and it's just the regular few Canadians, yanks, Brits and 190cm master race doing comfy posts
4chan is the comfiest place on the web during real nigga hours
>>51948275
Well anon it really does seem like my life is fucked. But then again being a lawyer here in the U.S. will get me nowhere as well. Not to mention the fact that Edinburgh is still %50 cheaper than schools here in the U.S. of its caliber.
>>51948512
put him on the cross
marina?
a
r
i
n
a
!
>>51948517
Don't forget the upside-down lads
I'm going to start a revolution from my bedroom, AMA
>>51948390
>>51948473
HORRIFIC BETRAYAL
>>51948433
Wow this is really nice
Very cheeky webm lads
>>51948517
the insomnia and unhealthy sleep hours? Yeah great let me know how that ends up in the future
been there done that made the mistake not again
get your sleep
>>51948473
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>>51948003
These are all great lads but I really wish you'd bring back "THE BANKERS, THE BONUSES"
that didn't go well
>>51948433
virus do not click
>>51948557
yanks use spotify? thought you lads were all on pandora
>>51948564
i feels like in other animals the females are way more different from the males but in humans they're practically the same
>>51948564
is this a porn
>>51948622
What are you implying by this
rate the new specs lads
>>51948611
Would rather off myself than use pandora
>>51948564
love how the bum/thigh moves a bit
>>51948597
what is this
Haha, the answer is: none of them! That's awesome, the title was misleading but I don't mind :))
>>51948556
TERRORIST SYMPATHISERS
>>51948597
what game?
Where the fuck is Question Time lads?
>>51948651
I wonder if animals that don't have a stark difference between males and females shapes and colourings also have their equivalent of twinks and feminine penises
>>51948689
Bath
>>51947930
Doesn't sound like what I do.
Good luck though mate.
>>51948683
HISTORICALLY DIVERSE
>>51948689
Bath
Bet you ten quid there is talk about Donald Trump (arsepain) on Question Time even though it's a program about UK politics.
>>51948597
what do i do after c:\
>>51948597
just had my best game yet
>mfw the Libyans nuked Egypt just as I started a revolution there
all the same to me I guess
Am I an egg faggot or what?
My friends were watching this video of a dog "crying" at its owners grave, I said the video was bullshit because dogs don't cry and they also have no concept of death and it doesn't know what a graveyard is either, how does it know its owner is buried their? It can't read
They kicked off at me and said I was edgy and that I don't care about anything
Why are normies so dumb?
>see qt girl on my way home
>realise she's probably been railed by 10 different chads already
>>51948749
INDISCRIMINATE BOMBING
Does this train have brakes?
how do i lose man tits
>>51948760
"Evil Empire" did not refer to the British Empire
>>51948571
This lads got his nut screwed on
I'm usually a bed at 10, up at 7 bloke but I'm treating myself tonight because it's last day of uni before Christmas
>>51948790
Can't stump the trump lads
>speech impediment, have a lisp
>secret Santa at work today
>my gift time came
>loud and annoying 'top lad' started laughing
>'I got you anon!'
>literally the worst case scenario, he always makes fun of me
>he hands me a box
>feels like a box of Quality Street
>actually feeling quite happy
>start to open it
>open the box
>it is a tin of quality street
>but there is a piece of card over the top
>says 'Qualispy street' in crude writing
>I slowly open the tin
>Not normal quality street sweets
>lad cunt laughs
>''anon, its a box of chocolate just for you!''
>all the chocolates are ones with the letter S featured heavily
>Strawberry Laces
>Flying Saucers
>Foam Bananas
>Allsorts
>Maltesers
>Aero Bubbles
>I am too humiliated to eat them
>everyone agrees it was really funny and they eat all my sweets
>tfw I am close to giving up
>>51948669
looking a bit dehydrated lad
>>51948790
Since 1952 every Republican candidate whose been leading in December has gone on to win the nomination
Just wanked over 4 men 1 hammer
What film should I watch lads
>>51948773
Fuck mate you must be a weapon at parties
oldcunt test:
who remembers the 'Fuck the EU' bot?
>>51948789
PIG'S HEAD
>when you check /brit/ and intent to only spend a few minutes there but you end up shitposting for hours
>>51948872
Blade runner
How many of you are NEETs?
How old are you?
>>51948773
>dogs have no concept of death
My dog started barking and crying when my other dog died in her sleep Tbh, cried as we scattered the ashes as well
So I'd disagree
>>51948813
"The phrase evil empire was first applied to the Soviet Union in 1983 by U.S. President Ronald Reagan"
furthermore
"eagan's chief speechwriter at the time, Anthony R. Dolan, reportedly coined the phrase for Reagan's use"
wew pax america lad
also pandora is a piece of shit I don't blame you
>>51948904
>Blade runner
>>51948899
MODERATE REBELS
You all owe me ten quid >>51948757
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>>51948773
Can you have some empathy or what you literal sociopath
>>51948872
L'auberge espagnole
how is /GF2015/ coming along lads?
>>51948935
JUNIOR DOCTORS
>>51948948
Isnt that one sympathy?
Am I gonna make it lads
when you press "add from address book" on snapchat does it automatically add everyone? just wondering because i dont wanna press it if i do because it will add the oneitis and shell think im intentionally adding her
bankers the bonuses
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
>>51948872
pacific rim or the first twilight film
>tfw no bbc qt gf
>>51948948
>>51948874
You sound just like them
It's fucking common sense, just because it's "touching" doesn't mean I it's real. Even the smartest dogs only have an IQ the same a toddler and a fucking toddler certainly doesn't understand what death is and they certainly wouldn't know what a graveyard was if you didn't explain it to them.
Might just kill myself desu haha
>talking about donald trump on qt
ffs
>>51948986
Your chest is flat, but other then that you're a very sexy girl.
Thinking of doing a suicide 2bh lads
>>51948986
work chest, specifically upper
bang a solid 10 minute of abs a night, work up from 3 or 4 (there's go apps for this)
shoulders need work too
oats, quorn, or a fuckton of chicken
less candy and sugary shit
go to \fit\ if you need to
it's a foundation
>>51948872
Fire and Ice
Posts below here are film in front of a live studio audience
>>51948962
Alright got a date this week so who knows haha
*audiences goes ooooooooo*
Willies. Boobies. Fannies. Bum. Poo. Wee.
>tfw no qt3.14 kgf
>>51949082
Why lad? ;_;
>hurr durr we didn't ban the chinese premier
course not you mong
>>51949099
lolz
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>>51948765
what's this?
>>51948990
plz respond lads
>>51949109
Good post
So the EU is literally banning guns lads
http://europa.eu/rapid/press-release_IP-15-6110_en.htm
As in totally banned
>>51949133
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/24764/Conflict+-+Middle+East+Political+Simulator.html
just killed myself
>>51948969
DONALD
TRUMP
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>>51948935
BRITISH TEENS TRAVELLING TO SYRIA?
>>51949155
>caring
Fuck off Yank
Bankers? Uh more like wankers if you ask me!!
Haha sorry I can't control myself when I've had a glass!! Lol!
>>51949158
Nice, thanks senpai
>>51949058
Alright mate settle down don't have a fucking aneurysm. Look just cause you're on the spectrum doesn't mean you have to go shit all over some video your mates enjoy, and therein shit on them too
>>51949126
Alri
>Donald Trump
>TRUMP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AS IN LIKE A FART? GET IT? Haha
how long is left on qt lads
I just got in
>donald
>trump
TRUMP?
>>51949126
Filtered.
You've been bested at your own game, tripfaggot. There's nothing you can do to reverse what I've just done. You wanted attention so you donned a tripcode. Now you literally cease to exist for me. I'll never see another one of your posts ever again. You can respond to my post but it will be utterly, utterly futile. I won't be able to read it. Chances are others have filtered you based on your vain attempts to draw attention to yourself in this thread, but did not announce it. In addition to this, others will follow my example and filter you based on this post. You have no recourse here, no plan, no fallback. If you had just posted anonymously you could have gotten the attention you so desperately need by making actual thought-provoking, intelligent posts. Now your world will just get smaller and smaller until your posts aren't visible by anyone.
You are defeated, tripfaggot. Completely and thoroughly vanquished.
>Tfw unironically got a phobia of disableds
>Tfw some girl in my class called me a bigot
How is that fair? I have a genuine fear.
>>51948981
Did a google for you mate.
Empathy can be defined as a person’s ability to recognize and share the emotions of another person, fictional character, or sentient being.
Sympathy (‘fellow feeling’, ‘community of feeling’) is a feeling of care and concern for someone, often someone close, accompanied by a wish to see him better off or happier.
>>51949058
Holy shit
>>51948986
imagine that body was pic related and then it looks like me
>>51949167
AUSTERITY
>>51949201
not bad la'
bored atm desu
HAXBALL
Found this exact suit in my size for £60 on a clearance rack in a TK Maxx lads:
https://www.paulcostelloeman.co.uk/suits/three-piece-suits/castlemaine-grey-hopsack-suit
It fit very well and I bought it. Feeling pretty thrifty tbhq.
>>51949155
What's the point if they don't fix the schengen zone?
Can't people just drive to the baltics if they want weapons?
We should build footy stadiums instead of paying for bankers and their bloody bonuses!!!
>condemning muslims is racist
Since when are muslims a race...
lets post some traps lads
I'll start
Goodnight, m8s.
>>51949155
Sent off my shotgun licence renewal yesterday. Hope they give me a refund.
>>51949253
Good post sir
can someone help me load this game?
I'm an idiot who needs handholding but I want to take part
>>51949275
Not watching question time?
>>51949256
why?
List of people worse than Trump who are not banned:
Chinese Premier
King of Saudi Arabia
Kim Jong un
>Pillars of the community
>>51949281
>tk maxx
>thrifty
pls.
Raises a good point desu.
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>>51949167
THE WAGE GAP
wew, first wages going in in a couple of hours lads. Just over 500 smackeroos!
What should I buy with it? Thinking of saving some but I'm worried I'll get autistic with it and save too much and then never spend it
Lads.....
https://twitter.com/ThatHeavyKid/status/675080774933172224
How would you even get to the point of cuming so fast ffs
>I continue to watch QT when it's essentially just leftists self righteously smelling their own farts
who /yikyak/ here?
>>51947847
>billionaire edition
waheyyy
Lmao why is Vince Cable on QT? irrelevant loser
HA HA HA I JUST LOVE TALKING ABOUT A YANK PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE ON A BRITISH POLITICS SHOW XD
>>51949334
who's on it?
>I vote labour
ROFLMFAO TRUMP CAUSING SO MUCH BUTTHURT
>>51949368
RAILWAY STRIKES
>>51948856
It is also unlikely for a presidential candidate to win the election following a two-term president from the same party, ie a republican should win the next presidential election.
>Hello, I have a shotgun license
>>51949197
I'm not mad, I'm just simply pointing out like the basic facts of reality you know I mean lad if they get offended by reality not applying their narrative then that's their problem not mine.
>believing everything you read on the Internet
"DUDE LIKE A DOG IS TOTALLY CRYING AT ITS OWNERS GRAVE, IT MUST BE REAL ITS ON THE INTERNET"
>>51949344
How is Xi Jinpng worse than Trump
>>51949400
its only making him stronger
>>51949350
They sometimes have random amazing shit on the clearance rack, I don't bother with anything else they sell.
I wonder where they get it, it's not stuff they normally have in stock, it just spawns on clearance racks.
>>51949419
>>51949368
PUBLIC TRANSPORT
Anyone want to do my assignment for me? It's due tomorrow morning but I can't be fucked to do it.
OI FINK WE SHUD STOP DA MUSLIM EXTREMISTS
How is being anti islam racist? People choose to believe in Islam, its not like its in your genetics.
I literally cannot concentrate on my work.
>>51948986
can i touch your boipussi?
>>51949384
What the fuck
>>51949407
Mary beard
Quentin Letts
Caroline flint
Vince cable
Some Tory cunt
>>51948564
i raise you family
>live on a geographical floodplain
>cry when it floods
nah
>my dwelling does not have an armoury
>Nick Griffin was shown up
He literally wasn't 2bh.
>Tfw dont care about climate change because ill either be dead or old enough to welcome death when it finally has a major impact on me
Call me selfish, but i just dont care.
>I bring my own bags to the shop
>>51949155
they want to ban buying cryptocurrency and really increase surveillance citing the "paris changed everything" jesus you're just giving the terrorists ammunition by doing this shit american responded to 9/11 with this sort of shit and look at the shityt position it's in now
>>51949421
The Republicans have done it but the dems haven't had 3 consecutive terms since FDR
>>51949400
You should call the BBC and file a formal complaint with a very stern voice
don't you lads in london ever fear of terrorism happening near you? you are literally what isis are targeting right now
>we should ban donald trump because he says mean things
Trying to become 2d like my waifu lads.
Wish me luck.
>>51949466
Because it's a nice buzzword to throw around.. Muslims are not a single race.
>president of the united states will be up for bbc qt. all we need to do is ask
>leader of a foreign country will come talk to us instead of meeting one of his own 300 million citizens
>>51949522
m8
He got taken apart
>>51949462
SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE
The only people who are fucking inciting violence are the muzzies themselves.
Trump has never incited violence, he's not saying to go out and beat Muslims up.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35041402
So Trump would probably be charged for hate speech in Europe...don't see the big deal personally, he makes some valid points
>I object to rucksacks from an ethical perspective
>>51949462
A&E WAITING TIMES
>>51949524
>mfw you buy your first house
>it gets flooded
>>51948832
box the head of the cunt
>>51949572
no way man
>>51949466
Because no one could possibly have any real criticism of Islam. It is the religion of peace after all.
We all know it is just a thin veil for racism against "brown people".
>>51949524
It literally affect all of us now you moron
>>51949572
Surely that does extremely serious damage
anyone here get flooded?
Where do I find a girl to marry and have children and a stable family with?
>>51949527
>I don't shop online
>>51949591
With a leftist audience and in leftist opinion yes.
To say he was shown up because he was "shown as bigoted and racist" is ludicrous because he doesn't give a single shit if leftists think him as bigoted and racist. That's just a buzzword leftists have invented.
>>51949660
in my tears
>>51949454
just got to watch out for the nasty tk maxx brands
>tfw don't use public transport
>tfw this will never happen to you
>>51949599
>"Ban muslims from entering the country" Hate speech
>"Kill all non-muslims" Not hate speech.
>>51949572
gl la
>>51947889
Her pussy tastes of Pepsi cola.
>>51949699
What, have my jeans torn?
>>51949638
I dont leave near the coast mongo.
OI FINK WE SHUD GIV THE BANKERS THE BONUSES MONEY 2 DA FLOOD VICTIMS
>>51949612
FOX HUNTING
>>51949725
Funny lad
>>51949707
Good bump
I'm depressed as fuck and I feel like I'm about to explode and go ballastic and mill myself. I had to throw half a cig away because I was too tempted to put it out on myself. Why the fuck did I have to turn out like this lads? Why me
>>51948962
>i repeatedly spam "gimmicks" so i can be distinguished by my internet friends on an indonesian action man manufacturing plant
>>51949699
why does she have a dirty patch on her leg
>>51949699
did she get attacked by a dog?
rip trousers
>mum supports Labour
>is actually really right wing
Don't understand it desu
>>51947847
How many Cara images do you have, lad?
>>51949699
what a nice tummy
me bum hurts because the floods bloody foreigners
fuck everyone in this thread
>benefit fraud is minuscule when compared to dodgy politician/banker bonuses
>All i hear about from the media now days is how everyone on benefits is pure scum
Why?
What happened to happy slapping?
It was a huge thing in the news for a while and them just vanished from the public discourse.
>>51949765
>A fucking bear
Where in Cali you at?
>>51949805
What
We spend fucking loads on welfare m8
>>51949813
Pasadena mate
>>51949783
Same
You from the North by any chance?
>>51949758
IMMIGRATION REFORMS
>>51949768
>mill myself
wew
>>51949805
because they are.
>>51949805
media owners aren't on benefits but do have stocks and shares
>ciao
>hurr global warming
doesn't exist, fuck off old man
>>51949728
RE POST THIS IF U FINK SOLDIERS SHUD GET FOOTBALLERS WAGES
99% OF PEOPLE DON'T DARE AGREE!! RE PORT IS YOU ARE PART OF THE 1% WHO AGRE!!!
>knowingly buy house in floodplain
>surprised when house gets flooded
>>51949805
Politicians don't get bonuses and a banker's bonus is between him and his employer. We pay other people's benefits through our taxes.
What should I get for breakfast lads
>>51949881
its the bankers fault desu
>>51949838
Yeah
>>51949805
BANKERS
A
N
K
E
R
S
>>51949881
ikr
Not a big fan of this question time meme Tbh
>>51949835
most social security is pensions
>>51949789
quite many tbf
>>51949810
It was just another media buzzword to tie us over in between Chav and BANKERS BONUSES REFUGEES
>>51949672
The 1950s
>>51949895
Two slices of buttered toast, a bowl of porridge oats with honey and a cup of coffee.
That's what I'll be having tomorrow morning, at least.
>>51949837
Aw, I've been San Fran, Hollywood, Santa Monica and like around LAX for a bit
>you will never have a leader like dr breen
>>51949866
FOOTBALLERS LET U DOWN EVERY SUNDAY
SOLDIERS NEVER LET U DOWN
Stacey 'Yummy mummy' Downes likes this
>>51949909
Thought so
Voting labour is like a requirement to be a Northerner
>muh mines
>muh thatcher
>muh labour
>>51949805
tory distraction tactics
>>51949919
Bout time we cut them
Fucking parasites
https://twitter.com/ThatHeavyKid/status/675080774933172224
>>51949837
are u qt?
>i acknowledge the existence of question time posts
bloody read the blimey daily mail and it ruddy said how can it be global warming if it's outside?
LADS JUST
>>51949839
HOUSING CRISIS
>>51949895
I have two soft boiled eggs, two slices of buttered wholemeal toast, one with gentleman's relish, the other with thick cut Oxford style marmalade, a piece of fruit and an espresso.
Would spaff in that pink-jacket Denmark basher.
maisie a fit
>>51949805
The largest portion of your tax money goes to Welfare m8
not sure how I justify myself here lads
i support free trade with countries like China that are influential, strong business partners, and economically successful, and I don't care too much about their human rights violations...
But I really don't like having free trade with Saudi Arabia because of their human rights violations and dodgy links to extremism. I'd rather we cut all our ties to it, damn their oil.
how do I justify my doublethinking here?
>>51949946
It's alright here innit?
>>51949993
I'm pretty cute.
>>51950021
ARROGANT
>>51949991
lmao what the fuck
was he wanking on the ascent? unbelievable
>mary beard speaking
>>51950034
SEPP. BLATTER.
FIFA. FRAUD.
>>51950054
you're a mong
can men have beta orbiters?
Anyone else here like visual novels?
>>51950054
>hurrr MP wants to buy my land
>HURRRR lolz so bad
fuck off you farmer cunt, you know and I know you're going to take the money offered. Idiot. You just wanted to show off on TV
>>51950076
you're just afraid of a strong independent woman
>>51950061
Yeah wasn't bad tbf
Hollywood's a bit wank though, I'm sorry
they've literally had this question hundreds of times
why did the local authority permit building ona floodplain?
>employees say Lol no
>councillors overrule them
"Democracy" more like JUST
>>51950126
classic beta orbitter
>>51949941
>>51950035
Will probs go down to the bakery though
>>51950126
this
hollywood was well disappointing
at least I got a hard rock grand opening glass though
>tfw you realise you don't have enough eggs for breakfast for tomorrow
can't be arsed to go to tescos lads
what the fuck do I do....
is there an egg delivery service
>>51950021
>not wagekeking whilst studying
Full arrogance
>Literally buy a house on a flood plain
>It floods
>Blame global warming
SOLD A PUP
>>51950021
AND I SUPPOSE ME, THE HARDWORKING TAXPAYER WILL BE FOOTING THE BILL EH? BLOODY ARROGANT STUDENTS, HAVENT WORKED A DAY IN THEIR LIVES WITH THEIR BLOODY WKDS AND STDS
>>51950076
>straight white cis males speaking
>we need to cut welfare for the most vulnerable so we can pay for the reckless greed of the bankers
Why do people vote Tory again?
>>51950143
usually the developers fault
most unscrupulous industry in the UK
>>51950192
just got a job 2bh start monday x
>>51950126
>>51950183
It's true, really overrated. Pretty boring.
>>51950188
tesco deliver
>>51950217
lack of class conciousness
>>51950165
What you on about?
>>51950183
>opening glass
Is that what you call breaking and entering in Herts?
>>51950193
fuck off knobhead
they don't call it the cumberland sausage for nothing, you southfags bring down the average
>everyone who is for leaving Europe is brainwashed by the media, my professor says so
>>51950217
>Chavs crack addicts are vulnerable
>>51950061
>Get in car
>Drive to drive through Starbucks
>Drive to drive through liquor store
>Drive to drive through restaurant
>Drive home
Why even bother? LA is just a series of retail parks and strip malls connected by roads.
>>51950109
QATAR STADIUM HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS
>boo tabloids
CLAPCLAPCLAP
>>51950268
Do you just believe every caricature the sun presents to you?
>>51950217
they look more respectable and statesmanlike
people think national budget is like a household budget
SNP would have keked labour
>>51950217
BONUSES
O
N
U
S
E
S
>All the ploticians go to the same schools
>All go to the same unis
>All buddies behind the scenes
>He thinks anything will change based on who you vote for
How dumb can you be?
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
>trap queen
what did he mean by this?
>>51950143
>"Democracy" more like JUST
Nice play on words
>>51950336
hanging from the ceiling
>We have to fight nationalism
What? Fuck off
>>51950336
king of the castle and youre the dirty rascal
>hurrr uk is most uneducated country on EU
>the "tabloids" are printed full of EU.
what is she saying?
>>51950336
A mirror
>>51950336
Cleaning toilets for JSA
Tory Britain for you
>>51950253
Rude desu
>>51950353
i don't get it
>>51950357
Is he talking about Scottish nationalism?
>>51950336
(more) old and busted
>In 20 years white straight males will be the underclass
Do really feel for the next generation
>>51950336
Just reading this makes me physically ill.
>>51950217
I just don't like poor people
Would shag Caroline Flint desu
>>51950275
kek, absolutely right.
>>51950253
ignore bologna Tbh
>>51950395
the self same stuff that babby so very very ill
>>51950289
GEORGE OSBORNE
BUDGET CUTS
mummy just put 50 pound in my bank lads x
>>51950395
What'd you get from ebuyer?
>tfw no alcohol in the house
Desperately in need of some escapism desu
RUPERT MURDOCH
*audience is frothing at the mouth, seeing red, booing amongst snarls and heavy breathing*
>THE petition to ban Donald Trump from Britain comes despite violent Islamic extremists being allowed to peddle their hate-filled mantras here for many years.
>Shady Al-Sulieman: In 2013 British thinktank The Henry Jackson Society warned that there was a case for excluding him from the UK for his support of jihad and Islamist insurgents around the world, including those fighting against British soldiers in Afghanistan.
>Muhammad Al-Arifi: A Saudi Arabian cleric finally banned from entering the UK in June 2014 over his calls for jihad in Syria. He had entered the UK on a number of previous occasions, and is believed to have preached at a mosque in Cardiff attended by several young men who later travelled to join Islamic State.
>Omar Bakri Muhammad: Now banned from the UK, was known as the "Tottenham Ayatollah" during his 20 years in London and called on young Muslims to join Al Qaeda. His preaching is thought to have radicalised Muslims including the killers of Lee Rigby. He fled Britain after the 7/7 bombings in fear he could be arrested for his teachings.
When we see American television we think they must be really gullible for falling for all that propaganda. Then we go out to buy the mail/Telegraph/Sun. Is it really better?
>>51950487
Why are we such a bunch of fannies now?
>>51950472
Don't spend it all at once mate
>>51950532
biget
>>51950489
the telegraph is legit
>tfw just noticed a fiver in that glass
im rich lads
>>51950532
Liberalism
Not even memeing, that's genuinely it
>Dimblebot confused the faggot for a woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KPv7dJTGSI
o m g
t u n e
Why do people go on question time barely prepared
gookrap 2bh lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ-WvAX1A5g
>>51950489
The Telegraph is probably the best paper out there at the moment, apart from something like the FT
>The EU is good because we can co-operate with police forces from other countries.
Why can't we just do that without the EU?
>>51950587
Don't spend it all at once mate
>>51950631
they think it's going to be just like when they leave comments on BBC articles
>>51950631
unreal
why would you even bother putting your hand up
>>51950631
like me going to seminars haha! (this was an example of academic satire)
>>51950664
Because shut up, that's why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0LV_bETEzs
stopped watching QT 2bh
>>51950669
thats almost enough for a freddo weeoh
>>51950664
It's just a case of facilitation Tbh
this line from the tories that corbyn is a danger to the country is beyond ridiculous
>>51950752
He is though
I don't want to live in the next Venezuela
>>51950752
I hate the Tories, but Corbyn most certainly is a danger to the country.
>>51950752
t. ira member
>>51950752
How is a leader that wouldn't stand up to terrorists or Putin not dangerous?
>>51950656
newspapers need to be balanced in their reporting. right not it all reads as opinion pieces
>>51950752
I unrionically thnik Ireland should be united but his support for the IRA (reasonable terrorists) and then Middle Eastern psychopaths is not what you want from a potential leader
>politics matters
>>51950752
>said that britain shouldn't have a shoot-to-kill policy in the event that a paris style attack occurs
If a party doesn't have a free vote what stops MPs voting against the leadership
Just got back from a flat christmas party. Want to kill myself from my awkwardness, I just sat in the corner swiping through my homescreens the whole time. Was so tired just couldn't think of anything to say
>>51950934
Paki sympathisers
About to tick something off my bucket list tonight lads haha wahey
>>51950934
The whip senpai
>>51950934
If they want to advance in the party they rarely get far if they oppose the leadership whip regularly.
Similarly they get backhand threats to receive less support and funding from the party and things like that.
There's a lot of pressure
>Politics? How droll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NucJk8TxyRg
good song
Vince Cable licking Jezbollah's arse good and proper
Sick of the word filters they've outstayed their welcome
Jeremy Corbyn is a real human bean
New when?
anything?
chinkmoot 2bh
Lefties love hiding in crowds and shouting shit
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=167576691
>those replies
kek
wisdom teeth aren't making me feel any wiser
anime
Why the fuck would my internet be so bad after Virgin changed my hub lads?
My previous hub broke so they sent and engineer with a new one and ever since then I can't even watch 240p youtube videos without it lagging. I pay for 100mb internet and before I got around 70. Now I'm not even getting 1.
>>51951168
Preach it
>>51951164
that's messed up bro. And by bro I mean never my bro
>>51951164
>bump
Maximum kek
>closet communists
what a tramp
>>51951164
that's low quality
>>51950986
Does the whip literally whip people?
>>51951181
Phone them up they might be throttling you
How many friends do you all have? Like number of friends
>>51951181
reset it m8
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