billionaire edition
maisie
lana
stallman
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/3w7qp4/west_ham_report_more_season_ticket_sales_for/cxu2j6h
THE BANKERS
actually off 2 sleep this time haha
>>51947814
just having a laugh on the internet tbch i was always proper nice to everyone even the mongs
im sure youre a very nice boy with lots of virtues
you just seem naive and with low self esteem
>>51947866
VERY naughty
>>51947862
It's a company that provides a service to homes that every home has and needs.
orchestrating a rape
post billionaire qts lads
About to do another cry haha
Since I stopped taking my antidepressants 3 weeks ago I've cried at least twice per day
What am I like haha X
>>51947889
good post
how do i join the british army lads ?
>>51947964
you have your emotions back at least senpai
>>51947896
MY NHS
>>51947957
conferring a wank
>>51947996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JwjceS5HLg
>make a post about Rasheed's Syrian cousins dancing on Finnish graves
>no one responds
For shame lads
Maisie
gonna file an application for a wank
>>51948020
holy moly
>>51948035
I'm not in the mood tonight. I have a headache. You never take me anywhere nice any more.
>>51947826
Shit man, I might try to get into another field like business with a law degree. I really hate the U.S. and don't have many options. You guys have good welfare right?
often
often
girl I do this often
>>51948003
THE PRIVATE SCHOOL THE GRAMMAR
>>51948066
Fuck off
Lad from last night who asked out that girl and said yes
As a response is "bloody thrilled you said yes, what time are you working next week?" Alright?
>>51948066
>You guys have good welfare right?
Oy Vey!
need more Amerisheckles to defend myself from those scary Jordanians!
got this girl's number last night, and she's just text me "sorry who is this?" when I've not even sent her anything
is she just trying to initiate conversation? what do i say? was thinking of jokingly giving a fake name and make up some fake story where we met
this country's gone to the dogs Tbh
>>51948117
>bloody thrilled you said yes
I'd probably leave that out tbqh
Starting to hate women.
>>51948083
THE SO CALLED ISLAMIC STATE
>>51948117
"mickey d's, 6pm, be there or be square laddette"
>>51948151
Its probably flattening though innit blood clot
Azusa
>>51948150
>the cultural and economic powerhouse of europe is going to the dogs
nah senpai
Doing a not really get to the thread fast enough.
>>51948140
Guess Israel can now proceed to pacifying the entire region.
relatively sure Im a normie lads
>>51948066
>you guys have good welfare right
Looking for a porn actress who looks like Maisie. Can anyone help?
>>51948172
TRIDENT MISSILES
Anyone else go a bit mental on their walk home
Like I've been losing my mind
Also thought I heard someone talking last night when I was trying to get to sleep but it was just a running tap haha
>>51948224
Prove it, nobhead
>>51948239
Maisie
Back in the days when I was a teenager before I had status and before I had a pager, you could find the abstract listening to hip hop my pops used to say it reminded him of bebop I said well daddy don't you know that things run in cycles, way that Bobby brown is just amping like micheal, it's all expected things are for the looking if you got the money quest is for the booking
>>51948066
We did, far better than American standards but it's pretty much become impossible to get on it now because a guy called IDS has launched a jihad against the poor and disabled.
>>51948202
Stay delusional mate
>>51948145
She saved your number and did (or did not) forget about it in her phone, and saw it skimming through her phone today.
So she is either initiating contact, or genuinely just found your number. Just remind her who you are, nothing to lose.
>>51947884
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>>51948267
Go to sleep its past your bedtime you got school tomorrow
>Trump says some things about precious Muslims
>British people so mad they want to ban him
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Can't wait to see their reaction to this
>>51948214
Already took over Plebanon and started a coup in Syria after they got in a 3-way war with Jordan-Iraq-and myself
now Jordan and Egypt are only left
>>51948202
THE economic power house is Germany
>>51948172
ITS DAESH MATE HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT THEM IF YOU DONT ANNOY THEM
>>51948310
all me
>>51948310
None me, staying up 4ever
>>51948181
good post
gookrap 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ-WvAX1A5g
>>51948357
>Me all, me all, me all, me all
you had one fucking job
>>51948310
all me
>>51948252
STUDENT GRANTS
>>51948310
all me
>>51948239
Get some R34 of Quasimodo
Just went with
>Fantastic! Do you know when you're working next week?
Lads
>>51948260
no it was me i flew out
>>51948207
wud bery
anyone /spotify/ here?
your year in music is pretty cool, gave me some well needed feels
https://yearinmusic.spotify.com/en-US
>>51948403
Good response
>>51948390
STATE PENSIONS
>>51948323
pretty shit state of affairs when a foreigner has a better understanding of what's happening than the people running your country
>>51948341
not for long
feel like an idiot because I don't know what to do after c:\
been sat at my pc all day working on a presentation and it sucks dick.
>>51948403
>ever using exclamation marks
matched with this real fit one on tinder but dont want to message her since she probably swipes right to everyone and craves attention
>>51948345
guy on bbc2 just said IS 2bh
Can't wait until 3am when all the normies are in bed and it's just the regular few Canadians, yanks, Brits and 190cm master race doing comfy posts
4chan is the comfiest place on the web during real nigga hours
>>51948275
Well anon it really does seem like my life is fucked. But then again being a lawyer here in the U.S. will get me nowhere as well. Not to mention the fact that Edinburgh is still %50 cheaper than schools here in the U.S. of its caliber.
>>51948512
put him on the cross
marina?
a
r
i
n
a
!
>>51948517
Don't forget the upside-down lads
I'm going to start a revolution from my bedroom, AMA
>>51948390
>>51948473
HORRIFIC BETRAYAL
>>51948433
Wow this is really nice
Very cheeky webm lads
>>51948517
the insomnia and unhealthy sleep hours? Yeah great let me know how that ends up in the future
been there done that made the mistake not again
get your sleep
>>51948473
>>51948390
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>>51948003
These are all great lads but I really wish you'd bring back "THE BANKERS, THE BONUSES"
that didn't go well
>>51948433
virus do not click
>>51948557
yanks use spotify? thought you lads were all on pandora
>>51948564
i feels like in other animals the females are way more different from the males but in humans they're practically the same
>>51948564
is this a porn
>>51948622
What are you implying by this
rate the new specs lads
>>51948611
Would rather off myself than use pandora
>>51948564
love how the bum/thigh moves a bit
>>51948597
what is this
Haha, the answer is: none of them! That's awesome, the title was misleading but I don't mind :))
>>51948556
TERRORIST SYMPATHISERS
>>51948597
what game?
Where the fuck is Question Time lads?
>>51948651
I wonder if animals that don't have a stark difference between males and females shapes and colourings also have their equivalent of twinks and feminine penises
>>51948689
Bath
>>51947930
Doesn't sound like what I do.
Good luck though mate.
>>51948683
HISTORICALLY DIVERSE
>>51948689
Bath
Bet you ten quid there is talk about Donald Trump (arsepain) on Question Time even though it's a program about UK politics.
>>51948597
what do i do after c:\
>>51948597
just had my best game yet
>mfw the Libyans nuked Egypt just as I started a revolution there
all the same to me I guess
Am I an egg faggot or what?
My friends were watching this video of a dog "crying" at its owners grave, I said the video was bullshit because dogs don't cry and they also have no concept of death and it doesn't know what a graveyard is either, how does it know its owner is buried their? It can't read
They kicked off at me and said I was edgy and that I don't care about anything
Why are normies so dumb?
>see qt girl on my way home
>realise she's probably been railed by 10 different chads already
>>51948749
INDISCRIMINATE BOMBING
Does this train have brakes?
how do i lose man tits
>>51948760
"Evil Empire" did not refer to the British Empire
>>51948571
This lads got his nut screwed on
I'm usually a bed at 10, up at 7 bloke but I'm treating myself tonight because it's last day of uni before Christmas
>>51948790
Can't stump the trump lads
>speech impediment, have a lisp
>secret Santa at work today
>my gift time came
>loud and annoying 'top lad' started laughing
>'I got you anon!'
>literally the worst case scenario, he always makes fun of me
>he hands me a box
>feels like a box of Quality Street
>actually feeling quite happy
>start to open it
>open the box
>it is a tin of quality street
>but there is a piece of card over the top
>says 'Qualispy street' in crude writing
>I slowly open the tin
>Not normal quality street sweets
>lad cunt laughs
>''anon, its a box of chocolate just for you!''
>all the chocolates are ones with the letter S featured heavily
>Strawberry Laces
>Flying Saucers
>Foam Bananas
>Allsorts
>Maltesers
>Aero Bubbles
>I am too humiliated to eat them
>everyone agrees it was really funny and they eat all my sweets
>tfw I am close to giving up
>>51948669
looking a bit dehydrated lad
>>51948790
Since 1952 every Republican candidate whose been leading in December has gone on to win the nomination
Just wanked over 4 men 1 hammer
What film should I watch lads
>>51948773
Fuck mate you must be a weapon at parties
oldcunt test:
who remembers the 'Fuck the EU' bot?
>>51948789
PIG'S HEAD
>when you check /brit/ and intent to only spend a few minutes there but you end up shitposting for hours
>>51948872
Blade runner
How many of you are NEETs?
How old are you?
>>51948773
>dogs have no concept of death
My dog started barking and crying when my other dog died in her sleep Tbh, cried as we scattered the ashes as well
So I'd disagree
>>51948813
"The phrase evil empire was first applied to the Soviet Union in 1983 by U.S. President Ronald Reagan"
furthermore
"eagan's chief speechwriter at the time, Anthony R. Dolan, reportedly coined the phrase for Reagan's use"
wew pax america lad
also pandora is a piece of shit I don't blame you
>>51948904
>Blade runner
>>51948899
MODERATE REBELS
You all owe me ten quid >>51948757
>>51948757
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>>51948757
>>51948773
Can you have some empathy or what you literal sociopath
>>51948872
L'auberge espagnole
how is /GF2015/ coming along lads?
>>51948935
JUNIOR DOCTORS
>>51948948
Isnt that one sympathy?
Am I gonna make it lads
when you press "add from address book" on snapchat does it automatically add everyone? just wondering because i dont wanna press it if i do because it will add the oneitis and shell think im intentionally adding her
bankers the bonuses
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
>>51948872
pacific rim or the first twilight film
>tfw no bbc qt gf
>>51948948
>>51948874
You sound just like them
It's fucking common sense, just because it's "touching" doesn't mean I it's real. Even the smartest dogs only have an IQ the same a toddler and a fucking toddler certainly doesn't understand what death is and they certainly wouldn't know what a graveyard was if you didn't explain it to them.
Might just kill myself desu haha
>talking about donald trump on qt
ffs
>>51948986
Your chest is flat, but other then that you're a very sexy girl.
Thinking of doing a suicide 2bh lads
>>51948986
work chest, specifically upper
bang a solid 10 minute of abs a night, work up from 3 or 4 (there's go apps for this)
shoulders need work too
oats, quorn, or a fuckton of chicken
less candy and sugary shit
go to \fit\ if you need to
it's a foundation
>>51948872
Fire and Ice
Posts below here are film in front of a live studio audience
>>51948962
Alright got a date this week so who knows haha
*audiences goes ooooooooo*
Willies. Boobies. Fannies. Bum. Poo. Wee.
>tfw no qt3.14 kgf
>>51949082
Why lad? ;_;
>hurr durr we didn't ban the chinese premier
course not you mong
>>51949099
lolz
>>51948597
>>51948765
what's this?
>>51948990
plz respond lads
>>51949109
Good post
So the EU is literally banning guns lads
http://europa.eu/rapid/press-release_IP-15-6110_en.htm
As in totally banned
>>51949133
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/24764/Conflict+-+Middle+East+Political+Simulator.html
just killed myself
>>51948969
DONALD
TRUMP
>>51948969
>>51948935
BRITISH TEENS TRAVELLING TO SYRIA?
>>51949155
>caring
Fuck off Yank
Bankers? Uh more like wankers if you ask me!!
Haha sorry I can't control myself when I've had a glass!! Lol!
>>51949158
Nice, thanks senpai
>>51949058
Alright mate settle down don't have a fucking aneurysm. Look just cause you're on the spectrum doesn't mean you have to go shit all over some video your mates enjoy, and therein shit on them too
>>51949126
Alri
>Donald Trump
>TRUMP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AS IN LIKE A FART? GET IT? Haha
how long is left on qt lads
I just got in
>donald
>trump
TRUMP?
>>51949126
Filtered.
You've been bested at your own game, tripfaggot. There's nothing you can do to reverse what I've just done. You wanted attention so you donned a tripcode. Now you literally cease to exist for me. I'll never see another one of your posts ever again. You can respond to my post but it will be utterly, utterly futile. I won't be able to read it. Chances are others have filtered you based on your vain attempts to draw attention to yourself in this thread, but did not announce it. In addition to this, others will follow my example and filter you based on this post. You have no recourse here, no plan, no fallback. If you had just posted anonymously you could have gotten the attention you so desperately need by making actual thought-provoking, intelligent posts. Now your world will just get smaller and smaller until your posts aren't visible by anyone.
You are defeated, tripfaggot. Completely and thoroughly vanquished.
>Tfw unironically got a phobia of disableds
>Tfw some girl in my class called me a bigot
How is that fair? I have a genuine fear.
>>51948981
Did a google for you mate.
Empathy can be defined as a person’s ability to recognize and share the emotions of another person, fictional character, or sentient being.
Sympathy (‘fellow feeling’, ‘community of feeling’) is a feeling of care and concern for someone, often someone close, accompanied by a wish to see him better off or happier.
>>51949058
Holy shit
>>51948986
imagine that body was pic related and then it looks like me
>>51949167
AUSTERITY
>>51949201
not bad la'
bored atm desu
HAXBALL
Found this exact suit in my size for £60 on a clearance rack in a TK Maxx lads:
https://www.paulcostelloeman.co.uk/suits/three-piece-suits/castlemaine-grey-hopsack-suit
It fit very well and I bought it. Feeling pretty thrifty tbhq.
>>51949155
What's the point if they don't fix the schengen zone?
Can't people just drive to the baltics if they want weapons?
We should build footy stadiums instead of paying for bankers and their bloody bonuses!!!
>condemning muslims is racist
Since when are muslims a race...
lets post some traps lads
I'll start
Goodnight, m8s.
>>51949155
Sent off my shotgun licence renewal yesterday. Hope they give me a refund.
>>51949253
Good post sir
can someone help me load this game?
I'm an idiot who needs handholding but I want to take part
>>51949275
Not watching question time?
>>51949256
why?
List of people worse than Trump who are not banned:
Chinese Premier
King of Saudi Arabia
Kim Jong un
![THE%205%20PILLARS[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fka1O9H.jpg "THE%205%20PILLARS[1].jpg")
>Pillars of the community
>>51949281
>tk maxx
>thrifty
pls.
Raises a good point desu.
>>51949294
>>51949268
>>51949167
THE WAGE GAP
wew, first wages going in in a couple of hours lads. Just over 500 smackeroos!
What should I buy with it? Thinking of saving some but I'm worried I'll get autistic with it and save too much and then never spend it
Lads.....
https://twitter.com/ThatHeavyKid/status/675080774933172224
How would you even get to the point of cuming so fast ffs
>I continue to watch QT when it's essentially just leftists self righteously smelling their own farts
who /yikyak/ here?
>>51947847
>billionaire edition
waheyyy
Lmao why is Vince Cable on QT? irrelevant loser
HA HA HA I JUST LOVE TALKING ABOUT A YANK PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE ON A BRITISH POLITICS SHOW XD
>>51949334
who's on it?
>I vote labour
ROFLMFAO TRUMP CAUSING SO MUCH BUTTHURT
>>51949368
RAILWAY STRIKES
>>51948856
It is also unlikely for a presidential candidate to win the election following a two-term president from the same party, ie a republican should win the next presidential election.
>Hello, I have a shotgun license
>>51949197
I'm not mad, I'm just simply pointing out like the basic facts of reality you know I mean lad if they get offended by reality not applying their narrative then that's their problem not mine.
>believing everything you read on the Internet
"DUDE LIKE A DOG IS TOTALLY CRYING AT ITS OWNERS GRAVE, IT MUST BE REAL ITS ON THE INTERNET"
>>51949344
How is Xi Jinpng worse than Trump
>>51949400
its only making him stronger
>>51949350
They sometimes have random amazing shit on the clearance rack, I don't bother with anything else they sell.
I wonder where they get it, it's not stuff they normally have in stock, it just spawns on clearance racks.
>>51949419
>>51949368
PUBLIC TRANSPORT
Anyone want to do my assignment for me? It's due tomorrow morning but I can't be fucked to do it.
OI FINK WE SHUD STOP DA MUSLIM EXTREMISTS
How is being anti islam racist? People choose to believe in Islam, its not like its in your genetics.
I literally cannot concentrate on my work.
>>51948986
can i touch your boipussi?
>>51949384
What the fuck
>>51949407
Mary beard
Quentin Letts
Caroline flint
Vince cable
Some Tory cunt
>>51948564
i raise you family
>live on a geographical floodplain
>cry when it floods
nah
>my dwelling does not have an armoury
>Nick Griffin was shown up
He literally wasn't 2bh.
>Tfw dont care about climate change because ill either be dead or old enough to welcome death when it finally has a major impact on me
Call me selfish, but i just dont care.
>I bring my own bags to the shop
>>51949155
they want to ban buying cryptocurrency and really increase surveillance citing the "paris changed everything" jesus you're just giving the terrorists ammunition by doing this shit american responded to 9/11 with this sort of shit and look at the shityt position it's in now
>>51949421
The Republicans have done it but the dems haven't had 3 consecutive terms since FDR
>>51949400
You should call the BBC and file a formal complaint with a very stern voice
>>51949384
don't you lads in london ever fear of terrorism happening near you? you are literally what isis are targeting right now
>we should ban donald trump because he says mean things
Trying to become 2d like my waifu lads.
Wish me luck.
>>51949466
Because it's a nice buzzword to throw around.. Muslims are not a single race.
>president of the united states will be up for bbc qt. all we need to do is ask
>leader of a foreign country will come talk to us instead of meeting one of his own 300 million citizens
>>51949522
m8
He got taken apart
>>51949462
SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE
The only people who are fucking inciting violence are the muzzies themselves.
Trump has never incited violence, he's not saying to go out and beat Muslims up.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35041402
So Trump would probably be charged for hate speech in Europe...don't see the big deal personally, he makes some valid points
>I object to rucksacks from an ethical perspective
>>51949462
A&E WAITING TIMES
>>51949524
>mfw you buy your first house
>it gets flooded
>>51948832
box the head of the cunt
>>51949572
no way man
>>51949466
Because no one could possibly have any real criticism of Islam. It is the religion of peace after all.
We all know it is just a thin veil for racism against "brown people".
>>51949524
It literally affect all of us now you moron
>>51949572
Surely that does extremely serious damage
anyone here get flooded?
Where do I find a girl to marry and have children and a stable family with?
>>51949527
>I don't shop online
>>51949591
With a leftist audience and in leftist opinion yes.
To say he was shown up because he was "shown as bigoted and racist" is ludicrous because he doesn't give a single shit if leftists think him as bigoted and racist. That's just a buzzword leftists have invented.
>>51949660
in my tears
