hi
>>51944349
hey what's up hello
>>51944357
>what's up
Fuck off yank
maisie
Azusa Nakano
>>51944392
*pushes you overboard just as we make port*
>>51944380
>>51944404
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCj1gEJJnsc
>>51944349
you were supposed to post cara lid
*doesn't swim to shore even though I can just to make you feel bad*
*dies*
>>51944458
>tfw it seems that getting a gf isn't happening today
or ever
haha
>it never ends
left right left goodnite
>>51944467
just be yourself :)
Gaylord Gaydos here
Pic related. it's where I stay.
AMA
>>51944467
Wow that's depressing.
Wish I was normal though desu
why does the UK care so much about trump?
>>51944520
jake's a good lad he is
FUCK OFF with this shit that everyone must be "passionate". I don't give a fuck about this job it will always be a means to an end and nothing more FUCK OFF
>>51944319
M-maisie. Fap, bye.
>>51944516
Disgusting
>>51944529
because he just started insulting us 2bh
>>51944529
Fart humour is more a canadian thing.
>>51944529
why does america
*fishes your lovely christmas jumper out of the sea with your spear*
to the victor go the spoils....
>>51944497
quitter
are u doing anything tomorrow
>>51944520
>The 34-year-old actor explained in a radio interview that he has become addicted to baguettes from the high-street bakery chain and always stops by the store when he visits the country.
>'I rarely get recognised here. I find the British people to be a little like, shy, I guess or maybe they just don't care.'
>>51944547
you fuck off
Hello you utter R U N T S
I'm back.
>>51944556
>insulting
Heh, janitors actually did go back and clean the old thread
>>51944563
i made an effort and there isn't much else i can do really :c
yes probably going out again haha
>>51944467
t. worthless art kek
>>51944559
We prefer poo
>>51944564
I would completely freeze up if I saw Jake desu
>>51944596
gonna try and get work girl to come out tomorrow haha hope it goes well ffs just want her to be my gf already
>>51944516
>Rialto
Disgusting
gookrap 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ-WvAX1A5g
my year in music from spotify is quite embarrassing if i were to post on /mu/ ngl
>>51944560
hes running for presidency in our country
your country has a petition to keep him out of your country with over a million signatures because he doesn't like muslims
thats literally why people in the UK are
this is literally me lol
>>51944467
>go overseas once or twice in your life
>>51944630
good lad
we're all gonna make it x
It's days like these that make me remember why I used to self harm
Goodness me what a shit day
>>51944596
gunna see her when u go out?
>>51944630
good luck lads
>>51944555
Yanks are fucking autistic and not the highly gifted kind
grids create gridlock and they know fuck all about designing for traffic even though they should
>>51944615
Only film I've seen him in is Jarhead desu.
The more you see someone in films, tv etc the weirder the real life encounter would be I reckon.
I met David Dickinson once AMA.
>>51944665
>their
>>51944665
same haha
Back and doing a cod and chips.
alrigh lads ;)
>>51944648
Guys a fireman
Pretty based desu
>>51944656
That's just the vocal lefty minority
Anyway why shouldn't people care about what happens in the US? You are the most relevant country. Doesn't mean people are 'obsessed' for having an interest
>>51944684
They say it's easier to find your way around too but I don't see it, if everything looks exactly the same for thousands upon thousands of blocks how the fuck are you meant to even know where you are
>>51944680
>>51944667
yeah
doing a bedtime goodnight sleep well love you both xo
Thought those sicki tinder pics were absolutely hilarious
Guess not lads lmao
>>51944647
just did this
first song was hurt by johnny cash
>>51944680
probably not
the girl i sent the text to was some random girl i met in the smoking area and we were talking for like half an hour and then went in and danced a bit but neither of us wanted to go home yet because it was still quite early on in the night so got her number instead
>>51944755
night night xo
>>51944665
got banished from the group chat recently for barely saying anything for like a month
being the only one not at uni and not caring much about football i dont really have much to contribute cos thats basically all they talk about now
>>51944755
nigh nighs x
Which one of you lads runs the UniLad account? brilliant stuff tbH
so relatable haha
>>51944755
nighty night
>>51944789
should have posted "did the man kick the ball"
>>51944647
I download all my music from rutracker, preferably 24/96 vinyl rips because I'm not a pleb.
>>51944819
>he follow any "x LAD" accounts on social media
Dropped instantly
>>51944847
spotify comes with my isp so i'm not complaining
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cR56MdgvDs
cute cat
Im going to sleep too lads
It's 4:20pm why not hehe
Fucking banger lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVQP4JGDIik
these bitches keep on talkin like mijangwon
>>51944819
I don't but I still see all their posts since everyone always likes/shares them
>>51944864
>brits in charge of understanding sarcasm
>>51944864
My mate keeps sending me unilad shit and really shitty 'funny' images on facebook. He's not even a #lad.
He also obviously lets the Guardian and SJW media make his mind up for him. Bit embarassing desu.
>>51944880
Excellent
>>51944847
>vinyl rips
>not pleb-tier
W E W
E
W
I love this time of the night on /brit/ and I just realised it's because there are no Australians
>Just by Radiohead is my most listened to song this year
>>51944755
Night
>>51944889
Mhm
>>51944917
Wasn't talking about you wasn't talking about you you fat cunt
I was talking about the normie plebs who do unironically follow that type of shit
>>51944887
You'll fuck your sleep routine up mate.
>>51944931
Vinyl versions of albums always have a superior dynamic range desu.
*does an Australian post*
haha look at me lads
>>51944864
>>51942060
Why?
>>51944656
Most of those signatures are from Americans or people that post on leftwing subreddits or whatever
>>51944742
probably true if it's dense and not sprawled but even then i hear people still get lost in manhattan.
think they did their best work in radburn because they copied us. but the west coast is just a mess
>>51944987
sure mate
one of thems a deadringer for me guess which one. same accent aswell haha lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYxC8DADFyM
There once was a poster on /brit/,
>quickly tries to cover up warcrimes from during the inter-janitor period
WEW LADS
SHE REPLIED
WEW WEW WEW
>>51944987
autism
>my most listened songs list is like that of an emo 16 year old girl
Fugg :DD
Can't let any of the lads discover I'm a sucker for pop punk and emo bands or else they'd banter me into oblivion haha
>>51944846
used to do this sort of thing a lot when we were in secondary school
on skype/fb chats or at lunch/walking to/from school when the lads was discussing football id chip in now and then "yeah" "i agree" "yeah me too" "oh really? hmm"
was jokes desu i were a real comic genius
got away with it cos im not expected to like football & hitting me was mostly taboo, a tubby chap did it sometimes and got physically bantered quite hard
>>51944775
think we're doing a movie night tomorrow so if u feel despondent enough u can get trolleyed with us instead xxx
>>51945050
who wrote really dire limericks
>>51945070
wahey wahay wahey wahay [10 minutes] [hd]
what did she sey say sey say [10 minutes] [hd]
http://strawpoll.me/6231354
http://strawpoll.me/6231354
>>51945070
fuk of
Thoughts?
>>51944994
Been awake for...27 hours now
Dunno why I went to uni
Coulda just took over my dads business when he settled down into retirement
>>51945070
why wouldnt she
>>51945070
GOOD LAD
>>51945025
hahaha xDD funny
>>51945121
Racist
>>51944949
>hating australians
fuck off
>You die
>Immediately after you have to re-watch a movie of your life with other people that died at the same time as you
>No sex scenes
>>51945050
Whose gimmicks were awfully shit
>>51945121
wow it's poo
>>51945087
>"I'm a normie pleb"
t. You
https://twitter.com/filipeluisRL/status/674350958634225664
>>51944520
Even Americans know that Greggs>>>>>>>>>>McDonalds
>>51945050
who was utterly (buttery) full of shit
>>51945119
end yourself wop
>>51945114
said she was good and asked how i was x
>>51945144
dunno desu
>>51945146
ty
>>51945150
the fuck is wrong with your brain
>>51945121
he sed on raiddit that they were republican designs
ergo they r rubbish
>>51945169
>i unironically suffer from aspergers syndrome
t. you
>>51945121
Looks like our money
>>51945150
Then you just come back who cares
>I like Australians
>>51945136
You should have done that lad, you still can though can't you?
>>51945199
>sed
>r
Senpai..
>>51945191
literally no way you can fuck this up, get in there n snuffle her minge like a hungry pig
>>51945121
literally what use is a 50 quid note
you only need smaller change and a card
I would say it's for showing off but then using
>cash
at all is embarrassing
>>51945162
He was six foot four
>>51945246
wew never seen this kev before
Period sex Y/N??
Seriously considering it desu, the gf wants fucking, she said she doesn't care if I don't care. I'm not sure if I care or not.
>>51945293
Put your willy in her bumhole lad.
>>51945272
so i showed him the door
>>51945293
>asking people if you care
you clearly do
>>51945261
>literally no way you can fuck this up
i'm sure i'll find a way haha
>>51945043
Fat one
>>51945312
This
Never had a Greggs sandwich, but i'd be willing to bet a fiver that Pret sandwiches BTFO them.
>>51945293
shag her you bender haha
>>51945293
oral m8. pretend you're eating a pomegranate
DAILY REMINDER THAT A COMMUNITY THAT GETS ITS LAUGHS BY PRETENDING TO BE IDIOTS WILL EVENTUALLY BE INHABITED BY REAL IDIOTS WHO THINK THEYRE IN GOOD COMPANY
What are you most stressed about right now?
>>51945247
Older brothers took dibs pretty much and I don't like cars desu (it's the business)
New shop in Cali or they might go to one of the existing ones in Florida within the next year
I'm the pleb that fell for the education meme
>>51945358
I have to get ready for work literally right now
>>51945293
depends what period
victorian could be very kinky
>>51945342
oh yeah which famous actor likes Prett? bet they're not as good as based jakey g
>>51945358
getting presents in time to send them away to santa :s
Are my sisters fit?
>>51945379
>having a shit job
>>51945358
Finals, this 8 page research report due in 4 days.
>A COMMUNITY THAT GETS ITS LAUGHS BY PRETENDING TO BE IDIOTS WILL EVENTUALLY BE INHABITED BY REAL IDIOTS WHO THINK THEYRE IN GOOD COMPANY
>working class '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''people'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>51945358
exam tommorow
>>51945411
1 2
if anyones interested ive gotten over my evening fatigue issue
>>51945358
think my hair colour is too strong
might have to shave the lot and start over
>>51945411
Why do brit slags get fake tans
Absolute dust imo
>>51945333
no
i have Very defined musculature
>>51945411
no
>>51945411
brit girls are fit but their fucking texas chainsaw mascara faces are terrifying.
they need to layoff the fucking cake face. its not jsut the slags either. normal girls there are orange as well
>>51945411
7/10 tops
would though.
>>51945411
rode both these at the same time before
>>51945461
very good
do you have a decent sleeping pattern now?
think mine's a bit better and i need to wake up early tomorrow (11am) so hopefully it'll be alright
>>51945445
is that really an eating disorder
girl called me beautiful today lads
>>51945422
my mom would murder me if I quit
just doing it till college
>>51945445
better than eating actual cancer. take note, meat eaters
>>51945445
>eating some carrots as a snack right now
>>51945396
>>51945342
>not going to your local bakery and have a lovely mum help you instead of some acne ridden plen doing it for the money
>>51945445
>picky eaters
B I N N E D
want to buy a juventus kit just because it looks swag as fuck dont give a shit about the team haha what am i like x
>I live with my mother
>>51945473
mate of mine fingered left's cleavage outside a club in carlow
>>51945509
yeah, out at 10 and up at 7ish
good practice for getting a job and stops me missing out on mornings like ive done for like a year
who wants to rim my hairless twink arsehole?
>>51945547
chav or 10 yo?
Anime desu
>>51945358
The deadline for applying to phds in america is the 15th and I haven't applied to one. Might have to find a job for a year before I do a phd.
Also the pakis.
>>51945475
Literally this
Who the fuck started the "fake tan is attractive" meme in England? Was it some pleb shit like TOWIE? I fucking bet it was.
anyone else have rich parents?
dads acutally a literal millionaire which is why i've been able to travel so much and am now going to graduate school
>>51945540
id prefer to help ur lovely mum to a creampie >;0
>>51945525
were it ur nan haha
>>51945654
no it was a yank desu
>>51945637
dads rich but havent had any contact with him since i was 9 ahahahahah what am i like x
>>51945637
idk if my dad is rich or not
money never seems to be an object but it doesn't like spraff cash everywhere
my grandad was p loaded though
>>51945445
>eating nothing but nutritious, healthy vegetable
>bad
Should have bought some alcohol desu, now everything is closed.
Remember that one person in your year that only spoke to a few people? That was literally me haha
It proper ruined my chances of ever getting a gf but whatever lol
>>51945727
>lives in edinburgh
Absolutely FOB
alri new game lads
what should my strategy be?
usually I just act like a warmonger and hope I get lucky
>>51945672
that vocaroo doesnt count
shes never seen you before so hers was an honest mistake
>>51945525
you are beautiful x
>>51945785
dunno what fob means desu
>>51945785
>edinburgh
>expensive
Lmao
>>51945761
why do they close so early?
>>51945776
yeah i remember you. none of us really cared about you or think about you since
rate my din dins earlier lads
that's a red wine and shallot sauce
>>51945811
fuck off billionaire
Knock knock
>>51945525
youre beautiful
youre beautiful
youre beautiful its true
i saw your face
in a crowded place
a da da da da da
da da da da da da
>>51945791
>>51945792
hmmmm
should i believe the filthy italian cunt or the beautiful yank
mmmm
>>51945786
take a pacifist approach
also link to this game pls
>>51945828
its probably the most expensive place outside of London
>Nabeel Shaikh, the general secretary of the Glasgow Central Mosque, said Mr Trump's comments were "just as extreme" as the Islamic State terror group.
>>51945842
shite
>>51945791
Fuck off
ctrl+f (you)
no results
won't bother reading this thread then lol
>>51944520
fucking love Jake Tbh
good bloke
>>51944555
I thought the Yanks were against socialism
>>51945828
yes
>>51945842
low quality cheap meat or else id be jealous
>>51945864
lmao SO TRUE lol!!!! xDDD
Form an orderly queue, ladies
>>51945842
I would've added some vegetables
Apart from that, it's fine.
le BANN trump right XDXD so funni we arre such a LOL and progressive Nation unlike tose silly americans with GUNz right :))))))) everyone is welcme here in BrITAN!
>>51945892
>>51945892
>>51945892
>>51945871
and one for (you)
>>51945918
you're supposed to say "who's there" you crusty irish shit.
>>51945835
>why do they close so early?
One is a little shop run by an old man, I don't know why the supermarket doesn't open later.
>tfw realised my FM14 save was on the hard drive I wiped
>>51945964
go to specsavers right now mate
u bitches keep talkin like mijangwon
Off to the chipper lads, you want anything?
>>51945942
spuds n parsnips are veg Tbh but I know what you mean, I was just clearing out the fridge because I'm moving out on saturday
Reminder everybody to everybody reminder everybody this thread:
Oz are shit and holding /brit/ back
You should al live in a small country lads
feels comfy knowing other posts aren't so far away
I think about edinburgh lad every day and what's he's doing at that very moment, if it's anything like me etc
>>51945995
fucks sakes. can I just get on with my fucking joke
knock knock
>>51945950
just makes britain look embarrassing and limp wristed
>>51945874
download here
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/24764/Conflict+-+Middle+East+Political+Simulator.html
you need DOSbox as well to run it
http://www.dosbox.com/download.php?main=1
lots of pretty sweet games free here, including Civilization which I might play latter
>>51946038
alri?
>>51946023
It's a chippery, and I would like you to buy me some chips from the chipper who runs it.
>>51945978
good lad
>>51946023
savaloy barm cake please boss
>>51945885
wouldnt dick you even if i were paid to
>>51946057
muslim child sex gang
>>51946033
iktf lad
little stretton lad where?
>>51946033
Everyone's close enough that I can imagine reaching out and cuddling them.
roll
>>51945540
My local bakery is shit-tier s m h
Pret usually has qt foreign girls working there anyway
>>51946080
I'm becoming more and more convinced you are a bender
>>51946038
>knock knock
There's somebody at the door
>>51946042
is this faggot compatible?
>Believe in Britain
what did he mean by this?
>I live with my mum, so what?
>>51946120
you have to reply to >>51946089 you little shit, im not done yet
>>51946105
way hey roll and go
>>51946080
As if you would even get the opportunity love x
@51946105
stop fucking posting this
they're all insane mingers
>>51946105
bolletje*
>>51946105
Got Victoria last time, will stick with that instead of rolling again.
Lauren is the only superior roll 2bh.
>>51946105
roll
>>51946105
rolling
Yo need tips on this Once dating app when I get a match. I tend to overthink things when talking and looking back on convos it's a bit cringe as I seem a bit tryhard and eager. What's good advice to stop this and also when should I ask them out. thx bb
>>51946147
just some racism, wouldn't pay it any attention
>>51946114
you and what army
Alri lads
Booking a flight to london in march
I know London is shit apparently but I can't go to England and not visit London.
What is the another city I should visit while in england? I'll be there for 6 days and plan on spending 2-3 nights in London
I want somewhere that is cool to see but still has a good nightlife.
cheers
>>51946170
Barm
>>51946147
he meant failing to win a seat 7 times in a row
>>51946186
His army of flying monkeys
(do you get it?)
>>51946174
>anyone other than linda or chenelle
>>51946212
go to preston
it has an absolutely cracking beach.
>>51946179
just bee yourself
>>51946212
Manchester or Leeds imho
>>51946212
slough
>>51946089
Shall we inform the police?
