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hi
>>51944349
hey what's up hello
>>51944357
>what's up
Fuck off yank
maisie
Azusa Nakano
>>51944392
*pushes you overboard just as we make port*
>>51944380
>>51944404
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCj1gEJJnsc
>>51944349
you were supposed to post cara lid
*doesn't swim to shore even though I can just to make you feel bad*
*dies*
>>51944458
>tfw it seems that getting a gf isn't happening today
or ever
haha
>it never ends
left right left goodnite
>>51944467
just be yourself :)
Gaylord Gaydos here
Pic related. it's where I stay.
AMA
>>51944467
Wow that's depressing.
Wish I was normal though desu
why does the UK care so much about trump?
>>51944520
jake's a good lad he is
FUCK OFF with this shit that everyone must be "passionate". I don't give a fuck about this job it will always be a means to an end and nothing more FUCK OFF
>>51944319
M-maisie. Fap, bye.
>>51944516
Disgusting
>>51944529
because he just started insulting us 2bh
>>51944529
Fart humour is more a canadian thing.
>>51944529
why does america
*fishes your lovely christmas jumper out of the sea with your spear*
to the victor go the spoils....
>>51944497
quitter
are u doing anything tomorrow
>>51944520
>The 34-year-old actor explained in a radio interview that he has become addicted to baguettes from the high-street bakery chain and always stops by the store when he visits the country.
>'I rarely get recognised here. I find the British people to be a little like, shy, I guess or maybe they just don't care.'
>>51944547
you fuck off
Hello you utter R U N T S
I'm back.
>>51944556
>insulting
Heh, janitors actually did go back and clean the old thread
>>51944563
i made an effort and there isn't much else i can do really :c
yes probably going out again haha
>>51944467
t. worthless art kek
>>51944559
We prefer poo
>>51944564
I would completely freeze up if I saw Jake desu
>>51944596
gonna try and get work girl to come out tomorrow haha hope it goes well ffs just want her to be my gf already
>>51944516
>Rialto
Disgusting
gookrap 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ-WvAX1A5g
my year in music from spotify is quite embarrassing if i were to post on /mu/ ngl
>>51944560
hes running for presidency in our country
your country has a petition to keep him out of your country with over a million signatures because he doesn't like muslims
thats literally why people in the UK are
this is literally me lol
>>51944467
>go overseas once or twice in your life
>>51944630
good lad
we're all gonna make it x
It's days like these that make me remember why I used to self harm
Goodness me what a shit day
>>51944596
gunna see her when u go out?
>>51944630
good luck lads
>>51944555
Yanks are fucking autistic and not the highly gifted kind
grids create gridlock and they know fuck all about designing for traffic even though they should
>>51944615
Only film I've seen him in is Jarhead desu.
The more you see someone in films, tv etc the weirder the real life encounter would be I reckon.
I met David Dickinson once AMA.
>>51944665
>their
>>51944665
same haha
Back and doing a cod and chips.
alrigh lads ;)
>>51944648
Guys a fireman
Pretty based desu
>>51944656
That's just the vocal lefty minority
Anyway why shouldn't people care about what happens in the US? You are the most relevant country. Doesn't mean people are 'obsessed' for having an interest
>>51944684
They say it's easier to find your way around too but I don't see it, if everything looks exactly the same for thousands upon thousands of blocks how the fuck are you meant to even know where you are
>>51944680
>>51944667
yeah
doing a bedtime goodnight sleep well love you both xo
Thought those sicki tinder pics were absolutely hilarious
Guess not lads lmao
>>51944647
just did this
first song was hurt by johnny cash
>>51944680
probably not
the girl i sent the text to was some random girl i met in the smoking area and we were talking for like half an hour and then went in and danced a bit but neither of us wanted to go home yet because it was still quite early on in the night so got her number instead
>>51944755
night night xo
>>51944665
got banished from the group chat recently for barely saying anything for like a month
being the only one not at uni and not caring much about football i dont really have much to contribute cos thats basically all they talk about now
>>51944755
nigh nighs x
Which one of you lads runs the UniLad account? brilliant stuff tbH
so relatable haha
>>51944755
nighty night
>>51944789
should have posted "did the man kick the ball"
>>51944647
I download all my music from rutracker, preferably 24/96 vinyl rips because I'm not a pleb.
>>51944819
>he follow any "x LAD" accounts on social media
Dropped instantly
>>51944847
spotify comes with my isp so i'm not complaining
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cR56MdgvDs
cute cat
Im going to sleep too lads
It's 4:20pm why not hehe
Fucking banger lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVQP4JGDIik
these bitches keep on talkin like mijangwon
>>51944819
I don't but I still see all their posts since everyone always likes/shares them
>>51944864
>brits in charge of understanding sarcasm
>>51944864
My mate keeps sending me unilad shit and really shitty 'funny' images on facebook. He's not even a #lad.
He also obviously lets the Guardian and SJW media make his mind up for him. Bit embarassing desu.
>>51944880
Excellent
>>51944847
>vinyl rips
>not pleb-tier
W E W
E
W
I love this time of the night on /brit/ and I just realised it's because there are no Australians
>Just by Radiohead is my most listened to song this year
>>51944755
Night
>>51944889
Mhm
>>51944917
Wasn't talking about you wasn't talking about you you fat cunt
I was talking about the normie plebs who do unironically follow that type of shit
>>51944887
You'll fuck your sleep routine up mate.
>>51944931
Vinyl versions of albums always have a superior dynamic range desu.
*does an Australian post*
haha look at me lads
>>51942060
Why?
>>51944656
Most of those signatures are from Americans or people that post on leftwing subreddits or whatever
>>51944742
probably true if it's dense and not sprawled but even then i hear people still get lost in manhattan.
think they did their best work in radburn because they copied us. but the west coast is just a mess
>>51944987
sure mate
one of thems a deadringer for me guess which one. same accent aswell haha lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYxC8DADFyM
There once was a poster on /brit/,
>quickly tries to cover up warcrimes from during the inter-janitor period
WEW LADS
SHE REPLIED
WEW WEW WEW
>>51944987
autism
>my most listened songs list is like that of an emo 16 year old girl
Fugg :DD
Can't let any of the lads discover I'm a sucker for pop punk and emo bands or else they'd banter me into oblivion haha
>>51944846
used to do this sort of thing a lot when we were in secondary school
on skype/fb chats or at lunch/walking to/from school when the lads was discussing football id chip in now and then "yeah" "i agree" "yeah me too" "oh really? hmm"
was jokes desu i were a real comic genius
got away with it cos im not expected to like football & hitting me was mostly taboo, a tubby chap did it sometimes and got physically bantered quite hard
>>51944775
think we're doing a movie night tomorrow so if u feel despondent enough u can get trolleyed with us instead xxx
>>51945050
who wrote really dire limericks
>>51945070
wahey wahay wahey wahay [10 minutes] [hd]
what did she sey say sey say [10 minutes] [hd]
http://strawpoll.me/6231354
http://strawpoll.me/6231354
>>51945070
fuk of
Thoughts?
>>51944994
Been awake for...27 hours now
Dunno why I went to uni
Coulda just took over my dads business when he settled down into retirement
>>51945070
why wouldnt she
>>51945070
GOOD LAD
>>51945025
hahaha xDD funny
>>51945121
Racist
>>51944949
>hating australians
fuck off
>You die
>Immediately after you have to re-watch a movie of your life with other people that died at the same time as you
>No sex scenes
>>51945050
Whose gimmicks were awfully shit
>>51945121
wow it's poo
>>51945087
>"I'm a normie pleb"
t. You
https://twitter.com/filipeluisRL/status/674350958634225664
>>51944520
Even Americans know that Greggs>>>>>>>>>>McDonalds
>>51945050
who was utterly (buttery) full of shit
>>51945119
end yourself wop
>>51945114
said she was good and asked how i was x
>>51945144
dunno desu
>>51945146
ty
>>51945150
the fuck is wrong with your brain
>>51945121
he sed on raiddit that they were republican designs
ergo they r rubbish
>>51945169
>i unironically suffer from aspergers syndrome
t. you
>>51945121
Looks like our money
>>51945150
Then you just come back who cares
>I like Australians
>>51945136
You should have done that lad, you still can though can't you?
>>51945199
>sed
>r
Senpai..
>>51945191
literally no way you can fuck this up, get in there n snuffle her minge like a hungry pig
>>51945121
literally what use is a 50 quid note
you only need smaller change and a card
I would say it's for showing off but then using
>cash
at all is embarrassing
>>51945162
He was six foot four
>>51945246
wew never seen this kev before
Period sex Y/N??
Seriously considering it desu, the gf wants fucking, she said she doesn't care if I don't care. I'm not sure if I care or not.
>>51945293
Put your willy in her bumhole lad.
>>51945272
so i showed him the door
>>51945293
>asking people if you care
you clearly do
>>51945261
>literally no way you can fuck this up
i'm sure i'll find a way haha
>>51945043
Fat one
>>51945312
This
Never had a Greggs sandwich, but i'd be willing to bet a fiver that Pret sandwiches BTFO them.
>>51945293
shag her you bender haha
>>51945293
oral m8. pretend you're eating a pomegranate
DAILY REMINDER THAT A COMMUNITY THAT GETS ITS LAUGHS BY PRETENDING TO BE IDIOTS WILL EVENTUALLY BE INHABITED BY REAL IDIOTS WHO THINK THEYRE IN GOOD COMPANY
What are you most stressed about right now?
>>51945247
Older brothers took dibs pretty much and I don't like cars desu (it's the business)
New shop in Cali or they might go to one of the existing ones in Florida within the next year
I'm the pleb that fell for the education meme
>>51945358
I have to get ready for work literally right now
>>51945293
depends what period
victorian could be very kinky
>>51945342
oh yeah which famous actor likes Prett? bet they're not as good as based jakey g
>>51945358
getting presents in time to send them away to santa :s
Are my sisters fit?
>>51945379
>having a shit job
>>51945358
Finals, this 8 page research report due in 4 days.
>A COMMUNITY THAT GETS ITS LAUGHS BY PRETENDING TO BE IDIOTS WILL EVENTUALLY BE INHABITED BY REAL IDIOTS WHO THINK THEYRE IN GOOD COMPANY
>working class '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''people'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>51945358
exam tommorow
>>51945411
1 2
if anyones interested ive gotten over my evening fatigue issue
>>51945358
think my hair colour is too strong
might have to shave the lot and start over
>>51945411
Why do brit slags get fake tans
Absolute dust imo
>>51945333
no
i have Very defined musculature
>>51945411
brit girls are fit but their fucking texas chainsaw mascara faces are terrifying.
they need to layoff the fucking cake face. its not jsut the slags either. normal girls there are orange as well
>>51945411
7/10 tops
would though.
>>51945411
rode both these at the same time before
>>51945461
very good
do you have a decent sleeping pattern now?
think mine's a bit better and i need to wake up early tomorrow (11am) so hopefully it'll be alright
>>51945445
is that really an eating disorder
girl called me beautiful today lads
>>51945422
my mom would murder me if I quit
just doing it till college
>>51945445
better than eating actual cancer. take note, meat eaters
>>51945445
>eating some carrots as a snack right now
>>51945396
>>51945342
>not going to your local bakery and have a lovely mum help you instead of some acne ridden plen doing it for the money
>>51945445
>picky eaters
B I N N E D
want to buy a juventus kit just because it looks swag as fuck dont give a shit about the team haha what am i like x
>I live with my mother
>>51945473
mate of mine fingered left's cleavage outside a club in carlow
>>51945509
yeah, out at 10 and up at 7ish
good practice for getting a job and stops me missing out on mornings like ive done for like a year
who wants to rim my hairless twink arsehole?
>>51945547
chav or 10 yo?
Anime desu
>>51945358
The deadline for applying to phds in america is the 15th and I haven't applied to one. Might have to find a job for a year before I do a phd.
Also the pakis.
>>51945475
Literally this
Who the fuck started the "fake tan is attractive" meme in England? Was it some pleb shit like TOWIE? I fucking bet it was.
anyone else have rich parents?
dads acutally a literal millionaire which is why i've been able to travel so much and am now going to graduate school
>>51945540
id prefer to help ur lovely mum to a creampie >;0
>>51945525
were it ur nan haha
>>51945654
no it was a yank desu
>>51945637
dads rich but havent had any contact with him since i was 9 ahahahahah what am i like x
>>51945637
idk if my dad is rich or not
money never seems to be an object but it doesn't like spraff cash everywhere
my grandad was p loaded though
>>51945445
>eating nothing but nutritious, healthy vegetable
>bad
Should have bought some alcohol desu, now everything is closed.
Remember that one person in your year that only spoke to a few people? That was literally me haha
It proper ruined my chances of ever getting a gf but whatever lol
>>51945727
>lives in edinburgh
Absolutely FOB
alri new game lads
what should my strategy be?
usually I just act like a warmonger and hope I get lucky
>>51945672
that vocaroo doesnt count
shes never seen you before so hers was an honest mistake
>>51945525
you are beautiful x
>>51945785
dunno what fob means desu
>>51945785
>edinburgh
>expensive
Lmao
>>51945761
why do they close so early?
>>51945776
yeah i remember you. none of us really cared about you or think about you since
rate my din dins earlier lads
that's a red wine and shallot sauce
>>51945811
fuck off billionaire
Knock knock
>>51945525
youre beautiful
youre beautiful
youre beautiful its true
i saw your face
in a crowded place
a da da da da da
da da da da da da
>>51945791
>>51945792
hmmmm
should i believe the filthy italian cunt or the beautiful yank
mmmm
>>51945786
take a pacifist approach
also link to this game pls
>>51945828
its probably the most expensive place outside of London
>Nabeel Shaikh, the general secretary of the Glasgow Central Mosque, said Mr Trump's comments were "just as extreme" as the Islamic State terror group.
>>51945842
shite
>>51945791
Fuck off
ctrl+f (you)
no results
won't bother reading this thread then lol
>>51944520
fucking love Jake Tbh
good bloke
>>51944555
I thought the Yanks were against socialism
>>51945828
yes
>>51945842
low quality cheap meat or else id be jealous
>>51945864
lmao SO TRUE lol!!!! xDDD
Form an orderly queue, ladies
>>51945842
I would've added some vegetables
Apart from that, it's fine.
le BANN trump right XDXD so funni we arre such a LOL and progressive Nation unlike tose silly americans with GUNz right :))))))) everyone is welcme here in BrITAN!
>>51945892
>>51945892
>>51945892
>>51945871
and one for (you)
>>51945918
you're supposed to say "who's there" you crusty irish shit.
>>51945835
>why do they close so early?
One is a little shop run by an old man, I don't know why the supermarket doesn't open later.
>tfw realised my FM14 save was on the hard drive I wiped
>>51945964
go to specsavers right now mate
u bitches keep talkin like mijangwon
Off to the chipper lads, you want anything?
>>51945942
spuds n parsnips are veg Tbh but I know what you mean, I was just clearing out the fridge because I'm moving out on saturday
Reminder everybody to everybody reminder everybody this thread:
Oz are shit and holding /brit/ back
You should al live in a small country lads
feels comfy knowing other posts aren't so far away
I think about edinburgh lad every day and what's he's doing at that very moment, if it's anything like me etc
>>51945995
fucks sakes. can I just get on with my fucking joke
knock knock
>>51945950
just makes britain look embarrassing and limp wristed
>>51945874
download here
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/24764/Conflict+-+Middle+East+Political+Simulator.html
you need DOSbox as well to run it
http://www.dosbox.com/download.php?main=1
lots of pretty sweet games free here, including Civilization which I might play latter
>>51946038
alri?
>>51946023
It's a chippery, and I would like you to buy me some chips from the chipper who runs it.
>>51945978
good lad
>>51946023
savaloy barm cake please boss
>>51945885
wouldnt dick you even if i were paid to
>>51946057
muslim child sex gang
>>51946033
iktf lad
little stretton lad where?
>>51946033
Everyone's close enough that I can imagine reaching out and cuddling them.
roll
>>51945540
My local bakery is shit-tier s m h
Pret usually has qt foreign girls working there anyway
>>51946080
I'm becoming more and more convinced you are a bender
>>51946038
>knock knock
There's somebody at the door
>>51946042
is this faggot compatible?
>Believe in Britain
what did he mean by this?
>I live with my mum, so what?
>>51946120
you have to reply to >>51946089 you little shit, im not done yet
>>51946105
way hey roll and go
>>51946080
As if you would even get the opportunity love x
@51946105
stop fucking posting this
they're all insane mingers
>>51946105
bolletje*
>>51946105
Got Victoria last time, will stick with that instead of rolling again.
Lauren is the only superior roll 2bh.
>>51946105
roll
>>51946105
rolling
Yo need tips on this Once dating app when I get a match. I tend to overthink things when talking and looking back on convos it's a bit cringe as I seem a bit tryhard and eager. What's good advice to stop this and also when should I ask them out. thx bb
>>51946147
just some racism, wouldn't pay it any attention
>>51946114
you and what army
Alri lads
Booking a flight to london in march
I know London is shit apparently but I can't go to England and not visit London.
What is the another city I should visit while in england? I'll be there for 6 days and plan on spending 2-3 nights in London
I want somewhere that is cool to see but still has a good nightlife.
cheers
>>51946170
Barm
>>51946147
he meant failing to win a seat 7 times in a row
>>51946186
His army of flying monkeys
(do you get it?)
>>51946174
>anyone other than linda or chenelle
>>51946212
go to preston
it has an absolutely cracking beach.
>>51946179
just bee yourself
>>51946212
Manchester or Leeds imho
>>51946212
slough
>>51946089
Shall we inform the police?
>>51946212
Rotherham
>>51946212
hull
>>51946179
Speak to her like you do in /brit/
Not joking
Literally "alri lad" her when she gets boring
>>51946212
Bristol
Manchester
thats about it for decent places with good nightlife.
i live in Bristol also
>>51946212
luton
>>51946212
manchester
bath
the City of York
liverpool
>>51946245
ok
but what if i don't know who i am....... ?
i think i'm boring........ that's like my only downfall...
should i do the "say the first thing that pops in ur head" tactic
moving to belfast hahahahhaha
reading stories about how people met their future wife
gives me hope desu lads
>>51946212
Bradford
Blackpool
Doncaster
Plymouth
>>51946324
>but what if i don't know who i am....... ?
thats deep..............................
>>51946212
Bristol
>>51946299
lmao that'd be great
but my opening line would end up being "alright there lass"
"eyup pet"
>for 2 months in year 11 a qt grill used to hug me, rest her head on my shoulder, play with my hair, rub my shoulder and so on
>we both used to be lazy as fuck in lessons and she used to sit next to me and we'd sleep next to each other, once I looked up and saw her resting her head on her hands staring at me with a cute grin on her face
>used to say I was lovely and cute and the nicest lad she's ever met
>instantly fell in love with her because no girl has ever treated me that way before
>realise she was only treating me like that because her and her friends loved making me feel awkward
How much of a literal sociopath path do you have to be to fuck with somebody that much? It still hurts and it was 4 years ago
>>51946212
Tower Hamlets — it's the quintessential British experience
>>51946324
senpai you've either got it or you don't Tbh
>>51946240
Chanelle looks like a pre-op
Linda is a DUDE /r/TRESS LMAO basic bitch. QT though.
>>51946302
These are the two and York i've been hearing the most
Might try to go to a club and pull while im there as well. I suppose being american will at least be a conversation starter. (fully expecting not to pull)
>>51946212
Birmingham, there's a fair amount to do there.
What's your gimmick?
>>51946328
why?
when?
wanna go for a pint?
biceps are quite engorged
>>51946415
steady on lad
>>51946445
yeah you are bent
>>51946403
California flag
ffs lads literally keep doing shits that are SO sticky that i need to shower afterwards because otherwise ill be wiping for like 20 mins doesnt help that my arse is hairy as fuck either
>>51946445
i could ave you
>>51946212
Serious suggestions:
Try Edinburgh, Manchester or Liverpool.
But you should probably do some countryside stuff too. Try and visit the Peak District. It's where I live and is lovely. If you visit Manchester or Sheffield it's very easy to access.
>>51946381
Hit her up with the "business idea" gimmick
She'll think you're funny and not too serious or eager yourself
>>51946212
Edinburgh
its England's best city
>>51946139
Dosbox is and all the games just run through that usually except for some newer ones
brushing my teeth lads ama
>>51946469
>being obese
>>51946445
*looks you up and down*
*makes a PSSSHH noise with my tongue and teeth*
I think I'm bored of 4chan lads
I only post here out of habit now
Really shit feel
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
>>51946212
where are you staying in London
what do you plan to do?
I just want to be left alone in my room until the day I die. I don't want to talk to other people or leave the house anymore. I don't want to put effort into things I don't like doing anymore. I don't want people to interact and have their opinions of me anymore. I just want to disappear from society and be left to my own devices.
>>51946042
what do I once I have downloaded both of them? I don't understand this dosbox shit
>in my opinion, females are attractive
>>51945312
>>51945324
>>51945347
>>51945353
>>51945389
Back. Did it lads, was messy but didnt give a shit really haha.
>>51946551
good lad
>>51946539
Goodnight
>>51946491
>>51946505
Honestly never thought of edinburgh. thats a good idea. ill look into that
who's on question time this week?
>>51946539
FUCK OFF
>>51946551
I'm experiencing this exact feel
Just give me a cabin in the woods, Internet and electricity and I'll be happy. I just want to be left alone, I don't even care if I never see my family ever again which is something I never thought I'd say.
want to make a post but I don't know what so here goes nothing
>>51946547
Idk really. I traveled a bunch of tourist areas in western europe last year except neve went to england
I usually just stay at hostels with bars so I can get smashed and meet people easily, then I travel around with them for a bit until I move to a new place. Thats what I think I'll do in England as well
>>51946585
It's easily one of the best places in the UK.
>>51946556
http://www.pcworld.com/article/239399/how_to_use_dosbox_to_play_classic_games.html
co to your C: drive
make a folder called DOSgames (or anything really)
in DOSbox type "mount c c:\dosgames"
then "c:" to switch drives
then "cd Conflict" or whatever the name of the game you want to play is after "cd"
for each game put all the files into a folder and give it a name with 8 characters max
>>51946388
>realise she was only treating me like that because her and her friends loved making me feel awkward
Bull shite mate
>>51946660
Risky.
Hundred bands hundred bands dropped on the head of any nigga that want it man
>>51946539
*flops my big flaccid cock onto your face*
>Earns median salary
>buys brand new apple products
>buys shared lease-hold on a low quality 2 bedroom house in SE England
>Goes to Croatia on holiday
>Goes to street-food markets and pop-up events in Lambeth and Hackney
>Work until you're 75
>Social welfare collapses just as you retire
Is this the 21st century British dream?
>>51946717
There was no other reason she'd be like that is there? I certainly can't think of any. When she hugged me I could hear her friends giggling too, I knew what was up senpai.
time for beddy sleeps xxx
need a gf to warm my bed aaa eee ooo
>>51946388
That doesn't sound like something anyone would do
>>51946388
bullshit mate, if she wanted to make you squirm for a laugh in front of her mates she would go i love you, wanna go out? etc not play with your hair and sleep in class together 2bh
>>51946781
nighty night x
>>51946366
>>51946366
yeah......................................
>>51946105
>illegal twerk
wut
>>51946781
gn xx
>>51946776
I think she genuinely liked you, maybe her friends were either teasing her about it or laughing because you never made a move
>>51946776
Mate. It's school. Girls giggle at everything at school, ESPECIALLY one of their friends hugging a boy. You must be seriously autistic.
>>51946781
good night
little bloody legend on BBC2 right now
Almost tempted to turn it on just to see
>>51946776
could be several things
see >>51946839 >>51946802
your failure to penetrate her quim is entirely on you
>>51946837
>>51946803
>>51946872
nn lads
herts do a film poll tomorrow at some point ill be on from afternoon
>>51946105
rolling
>>51946905
all he does is show 'funny videos' and make weird faces, is he always like this? its just like tosh.o
cor im bad at going to bed
>>51946958
he reads out news headlines in funny voices too
Could you ever be a drone pilot for the military /brit/?
>>51946711
When I do "cd Conflict" it just changes it to c:/CONFLICT>? what do I do next?
snorted a mystery drug at the weekend and im still picking out bits of bloody bogey now.
>>51946711
does this work on mac
>>51947026
yeah ahah i'm a master of flight simulators
>>51947008
rasheed's sloppy seconds
>>51947008
me in the mirror
had two wanks since getting back from work
>>51946556
D-Fend Reloaded is an easy way to use dosbox.
http://dfendreloaded.sourceforge.net/Download.html
http://www.myabandonware.com/howto/#dfendsetup
>>51947008
haha lad
>>51946905
>Cockamouth
In light of recent events, should trump be banned from entering the UK, /brit/?
>>51946551
That is literally what I'd do if I won the lottery.
>>51947084
it's like new after the first 2 inches
>>51946844
>>51946839
We'll at this point I hope she didn't actually like me because I'm a fucking retard if she actually did. She was such a qt though I didn't think she'd actually like me in that way, I'm legitimately ugly and I don't think she ever heard me talk.
>if she actually wanted to me you squirm she would've did "I love you"
Ech
This actually happened in year 9, all 30 people in the class were laughing at me ;_;
>>51946393
nah m8, i got this now
>>51947148
heh
>>51947139
yes
radical hate preachers aren't allowed into this country
>>51947154
How did she do all that and never heard you talk? make some fucking sense PLEASE
>>51947139
he's right racist lad if course he should
>>51947119
fuckin chavs and slags reeeeeeee
>>51947154
i wouldve laugfhed at you too desu you sound like a right quivering twat
>>51947139
he hurt the feelings of loads of muslims and we can't have that can we
>>51947139
yes lets ban someone because we didn't like them saying a country should ban people
cant believe i share a planet with such stupid people 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
bop
when/what caused you to start hating muslims lads? like what was the turning point for you?
Lads I don't start my job til January, what can I do to kill the time?
I'm currently reading, learning a language (been learning it for a year or two tbf), occasionally seeing mates and shitposting on 4chan all day.
My laptop is too shit to run games and I can't afford a console.
Any ideas?
>stealing fruit
>the city of wales
>>51947132
Did he just make a joke about the Cumbrian town of Cockermouth?
Fucking wew. Really is the lowest-tier of ''''comedian''''
>>51947288
wank
>>51947280
Rotherham
>>51947288
see how much cum you can collect
>>51947206
Nigga she did hear me talk when she treating me that way, but before it she didn't hear me talk once. It all started when I was the only lad in set 1 science and she came in, saw I was sat alone and she sat next to me and then she was constantly hugging me and shit. It took me at least 2 weeks before I could talk to her semi-properly though. Can't describe how awkward it was being sat with her and not being able to talk to her for the first week.
>>51947288
anime
>>51947273
Pretty girls.
>>51947280
the crusades
>>51947288
Exercise and read more
sack of 4chan
Not long now anyway.
>>51947288
prepare for your job of course
>>51947056
yes if you download the Mac version of DOSbox
>>51947039
then you just type Conflict
>>51947139
He appears to be more aware of the islamification of britain than our own leaders, scary 2bh
>>51947431
just says illegal command?
this posh qt on first dates wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmp0oKzNG4s PROPER mongs me out from 13:30 brain keeps trying to escape my body hhh
need to employ one of these asmr slags to poke around in my ears 24/7 in my private pacific island mansion when i win the lottery desu
Just took this selfy lads
>>51947413
Can't lad.
All I have to do is speak to journalists when they phone and write press relases and some other research when needed. Brain dead job so nothing I can do to get ready
>>51947409
I can only raed so much, mate.
>>51947359
>>51947349
also doing
>>51947365
Not autistic enough
>>51946711
literally easier to download and install Win98 in virtualbox 2bh
Night lads
>>51947465
>tfw no posh slag gf
>L E N A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QSgNM9yNjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QSgNM9yNjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QSgNM9yNjo
>>51947348
Yes he did
>plus-size
FAT, it's FAT
>>51947516
don't leave
>>51947230
Well I am tbf
I'm the shyest most socially inept person you'll ever have the displeasure to meet. I deserve to be laughed at and be made fun of, I'm like the runt of the pack. If I was born in the stone age, my parents would've just left me out in the cold to die.
Got caught doing 140 mph
>>51947361
Sounds like she was giving you affection because you looked left out, and everyone mocked you for it because kids are cunts. There was a girl in my school who would sit next to and hug all the mongs and rejects, she was popular too. But yeah the class would always laugh when she sat next to and hugged the mongs.
>>51947465
0 boyfriends
how, she's pretty decent looking
>>51947460
did you name the folder Conflict?
are there no sub-folders (like when you extract from Winrar)?
>>51945389
Kek
>there is no plan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0szYiCj3lQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0szYiCj3lQ0
>>51947566
hope your license is taken away 2bh no need for mad men like you on the road
Refugees in Finland literally dancing on graves lads https://static.ylilauta.org/files/oz/orig/4b2kvfgk/Hautausmaa.mp4
https://static.ylilauta.org/files/oz/orig/4b2kvfgk/Hautausmaa.mp4
https://static.ylilauta.org/files/oz/orig/4b2kvfgk/Hautausmaa.mp4
DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH
>>51947566
just throw your licence in the BIN and sell your car now lol
what car?
So when Trump becomes President do you think he'll ban everyone who signed the petition from the US? haha
>>51947512
>All I have to do is speak to journalists when they phone and write press relases and some other research when needed. Brain dead job so nothing I can do to get ready
So you're in PR?
Who are you doing it for? I'm a journalist and I have to use the kind of stuff you'll be doing on a daily basis so I'm interested.
>>51947566
Idiot.
>>51947560
good lad
the 1st step is admitting you have a problem
every mong i tormented at school pretended like they was normal
>>51947566
good. hope you get fucked over.
THE
>>51947598
yeah
it goes DOSgames>Conflict>CONFLICT>then all the files
>>51947621
Yeah, that's right.
Are you unironically a journalist? What level ? Local/national?
What dya wanna know? Can't say who for because of memelords
>>51947637
BANKERS
I SAY HEY
>>51947619
>when Trump becomes President
>>51947656
yea make it just one folder instead of conflict>conflict
>>51947572
I'd of preferred if she would've just left me alone desu
>>51947701
A LITTLE PECULIAR
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xweiQukBM_k
Hey guys, I got into Queen's University Belfast and the University of Edinburgh to study Law. Is it worth moving across the Atlantic to study in the U.K. or is the job market equally shit? Also, can anyone tell me anything about these two schools? I don't trust the university propaganda videos.
>>51947709
its working now
thanks canadalad
have a chess qt for your troubles
>>51947695
STUDENTS
>>51947624
Thanks lad
I don't have many good qualities but at least I'm honest
Honesty won't stop me from being a suicidal neet though unfortunately
>>51947767
Queen's is okay, Edinburgh is very well respected as a university.
Studying law to get a job here is pointless, it's literally one of the top oversubscribed areas in the UK graduate market and job market.
You have people graduating from great universities struggling to get jobs as legal receptionists and the like, so it's probably not worth it and seems pointless as you'd struggle unless you're a British citizen anyway.
>>51947767
queens is alri I guess and theres loads of escorts in the streets behind it x
>>51947805
THE CUTS
>>51947847
>>51947847
>>51947847
new thread
>>51947827
STEEL
>>51947682
I work for a magazine with a circulation over 200k copies tbqh lad.
Give me a hint at the kind of product/service it is you're doing PR for. I can understand if you don't want to get yourself doxxed by giving away too much.
>>51947467
That sculpture in the background is my willy going in her lady garden desu
>>51947797
same process for basically any other game so once you know that you can play anything
>>51947861
MINERS STRIKE
>>51947701
HEY
WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY
IF YOU CAN LEARN TO WORK AND PLAY
AND GET ALONG WITH EACH OTHER
