>Only European countries have assisted suicide being legal.
>Wanting to kill yourself
Pussy
>needing help killing yourself
Pussy
>>51944984
in america you can buy a gun and just eat lead. its probably more humane and hurts less then waiting for a drug to slowly stop your heart. anything that destroys the brain or its source of blood is a quick death.
>>51945697
>>51945729
t. alberto barbosa
>>51945745
>being this wrong
>in 2015
>>51944984
only weak cumskins commit suicide after facing with ez banters
>>51945697
>>51945729
Who whoa whoa, who said I wanted to kill myself?
>>51945745
>shoot yourself in the head
>fuck up and end up a vegetable forever
You have no idea how often this happens.
>>51946107
Learn basic anatomy then shoot yourself senpai
>>51945745
>>51946107
you just have to know where to shoot, one of the best is inside the mouth but is gay, the other option is on the cerebelum, when you hit it, your heart stop beating, and your breathing(the automatic one) stops, since the cerebelum controls it. there is no way to survive that even if you are like inside a hospital, there's nothing to do about a shot cerebelum.
>>51946865
Always thought if I was going to do it, I'd shoot myself in the heart from the front. Is this any good? That way I wouldn't mess up my pretty face and hair IMO, and being shot in the heart I feel is more "honourable" or "clean" or some shit than having my face explode over the wall.
>>51944984
Honestly if you have an explosives license you can just buy a few kilos of anfo (which you'd only need about 400g of) and turn your head into red mist.
>>51947839
no it takes like 3 minutes to die, it hurts a lot, and your face don't explode unless you kill yourself with a shotgun, one of the best places outside the mouth to shoot behind the ear, it wouldn't mess your face.
it's said our president in ww2(that became dictador) killed himself with a shot on his heart after writing a suicide letter.
>>51947839
If you're gonna take your own life
Go out like a badass
Dose you're in petrol jump on a motorcycle set yourself aflame and haul ass down the road waving a bicycle tire.
Crash into a group a dirty paki's or smelly gypsies to make everyone's life a little easier
That way when you become a ghost, you can haunt people and be known as ghost rider
>>51947839
I heard about a guy that tried that, but only managed to hit his eyes/the space in between his eyes and brain. So he survived but was blinded forever.
>>51944984
Unless your paralyzed you don't need help to die. There are loads of great poisons anyone can buy.
>Tie razor wire around neck, loosely but tight enough to not slip out of it
>Super glue hands to head
>Jump off high surface
>look like you pulled your own fuckin head off
>>51944984
It's legal in Canada now. You're welcome.
>>51948154
>I heard about a guy who tried to shoot himself in the heart, but only managed to hit his eyes/the space in between his eyes and brain
Did I misread this comment or was that guy the worst shot ever?
>>51944984
Don't worry brother, new Crusade soon
>>51948454
he probably meant like this, which is an awful way to do it since you're just going to blow your face off and potentially hit only your frontal lobe
>>51948668
No, I literally said shoot myself in the heart m8
>assistance
Are you some kind of casual?
>>51944984
If you really want help killing yourself just take a walk outside my obese friend
>>51948668
>>51948454
No, like this. I made a shitty illustration. I guess he tried to shoot his brain at the temple area and forgot about his eyes.
Yeah, but we're still more free.
pretty sure its legal in mexico city
>>51945778
Because shitposting on us isnt enough...
you are aware guns a legal here right?
