>UK
>tiny island
>tiny houses and apartments ("""flats""")
>stupid police hats
>police are armed with sticks
>ugly brown """architecture"""
>bad teeth
>paki and somali rapegangs
>33% of the children are foreign
>ramps on "aircraft" """carriers"""
>ugly incomprehensible accents
>the queen
>inflated self-worth
Did I forget anything?
>>51937972
you can see the regret in his eyes and on his face
>food's fucking expensive
>tv license
>no 1st amendment
>80% of women are homely
>greyer weather than Seattle without the gorgeous mountains to make up for it
But they got sausage rolls, so it's worth it
>>51938030
>my father died fighting the germans for this...
>>51938105
>But they got sausage rolls, so it's worth it
but it tastes like shit man
also british bread is fucking cringe worthy
You forgot that its worse in every way compared to the country beside it that was it's colony for 800 years
There is no way I'd move to Britain: I have a daughter.
>>51938374
We never had France that long.
>>51938482
england was france's colony
>>51938272
Do you plan to stay in UK and start a family?
>>51938655
https://dispellingthemythukvsusguns.wordpress.com/
>>51938655
no. just get money and literally invest them in myself and Poland
t. cancer and proud
UK is the worst of the english speaking non african countries.
>>51938762
Good.
>>51938742
Only some violent crime involves guns or othrt weapons. If I punched a person in the face as I walk by, that's still a violent crime.
>>51938473
Why are British homes so small? Our population density is way higher and we still build large.
literally nothing wrong with the queen
>>51939077
I would like to know myself.
>>51939336
>Khaledur
I would rather have 1 million Africans than 1000 Brits here, the latter would damage the gene pool infinitely more.
>>51939336
>the kid with the last name Islam
>that giant gold chain with what appears to be a torso hanging from it
kek
>>51939569
And bring 2 million Africans with them.
>>51937972
Yes
True
True
I like them
Yes, and quite a few have tasers now.
It's called history mate you wouldn't understand.
That's a meme.
I thought it was jujst paki rapegangs, we have somali ones too?
What?
So what desu
You sound like yanks so you can fuck off.
History and tradition m8
Nah
Are you Quebecois?
>>51938395
Tbh I wouldn't be surprised actually if the girl really was the instigator.
>We akbhar now...
>>51939859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2nlIfn8tNA
>>51939734
>What?
>>51940058
>>police are armed with sticks
Why is this a bad thing?
>>51939734
>I thought it was jujst paki rapegangs, we have somali ones too?
At least one.
>>51940165
refer to
>>51939446
>>51940329
did they really stop the guy who just murdered someone with a meat cleaver for an interview all while hes still carrying the cleaver and covered in his blood?
>>51940329
>they capture criminals alive and put them on trial
oh the horror
>>51939446
What's in his hand?
>>51940404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zh2i7KK018
>>51937972
Your country's politicians swear allegiance to their Queen.
>>51941426
we also have the queen on our money
feels bad t.b.h.
>>51941367
>Rides motorcycle anti-socially
>Gets seized
kek
>>51939077
probably shit like most of the land is owned by royals so they have to find a 30m2 spot somewhere for 500k and build a 2 story kekshed on it
>>51939336
>tower hamlets
well that explains that
Pls stop
>>51941550
>SLOW
>>51937972
>ramps on aircraft carriers
Holy shit you can't make this up
>>51940411
>immediately releases minorities because muh oppression
>even if they raped of children
>government has eliminated the rights of the people for the sake of protecting them from themselves
>while letting refugee/immigrant pedophile-rapists walk the streets at night
oh the horror
ps pic related sorta
>tfw looking to buy a house in England
>tfw pic related is over my budget
>>51949974
kek
>>51950724
Grim. I'll be buying in a couple of years in south west England, anything up to £200k really, can get some actual houses for that
I want to move out but I don't know where.
>>51937972
Yes
>Created abominations like Australia and A FUCKING LEAF
>>51956319
Burgerland is actually pretty damn good if you're middle class or above.
>>51956681
Yeah, but anywhere in North America hates Brits, even Mexico. With Brits wanting to ban trump, I'd only imagine things would get worse and they would hate Brits more.
What countries can a bong like myself move to where I don't have to learn a really fucking hard lamguage or surround by wogs/crime. I've been considering moving to Australia or New Zealand for a while.
stop please
please
>this hat
ohlol
>>51956981
Go back to the mosque ahmed
>>51956941
The wogs here are ok
>>51956738
Nah, we like Brits as long as you aren't Piers Morgan.
A British accent is associated with upper class/educated people here. Hence why John Oliver has a show despite sucking balls.
>>51956428
>t. Bilel Mamadou
>>51939336
It's tower hamlets, literally the most paki place in London.
>>51957158
Thanks for hiring our shitty celebrities m8, I'm glad I rarely ever have to see or hear anything about James Corden or Tears Morgan any more.
>>51939473
Yeah it's because we have a public broadcaster that is actually quite good and makes decent TV like top gear (RIP), good documentaries, comedy like have I got news for you and mock the week, etc.
It means we can watch decent TV that is uninterrupted by adverts. Pretty sweet really.
But hey, if you love adverts, by all means enjoy them my friend.
>>51956738
Move to the Seattle area. You'll do just fine.
>>51960091
>76 % white
>>51941137
What was the passage?
>>51960379
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Weston_%28politician%29#Arrest
>>51960479
Yeah managed to find it thanks.
When will or country stop being keked?
Think I need to vote ukip in the next election t.b.h
>>51960596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9rGX91rq5I
UKIP got 13% of the vote but got 0.2% of parliament
So when did it all go wrong?
When was the exact moment when the promise of UK failed?
>>51960911
After WW2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJQMz-fZzC0
UK has more crime per capita than USA and South Africa.
Who would have guessed bringing in Nigerians and Pakistanis would do that to your country?
>>51961246
>Try to destroy the only man who could have saved you
UK deserves all of this desu.
>>51960911
So what was the point of Britain fighting IJA in Burma and fighting Germany in WWI and WWII?
Your Brit Great Grand Father died for that? If Japan and Nazis had time travel, they would have won the war with morale breakers.
>>51960911
When you sold us down the river at Suez
>>51939414
This can't be real
>>51960911
>Vigor
It's vigour you pleb
>>51961319
There was no point. Brits just reasserted themselves as a 'World Power' for a bit then lost that distinction immediately after the war ended by losing their most important holding to a man who went on a diet.
Hitler would have gotten rid of the Jews AND Communism AND would have United Europe.
Karma. They colonized the 3rd world, now the 3rd world is colonizing them.
All I hope for is that we send in SEAL6s to secure British nuclear arsenal before PM Snackbar wants to send his Tridents on jihad.
ery1 so mad at uk i don't even get it your countries are all shit
>>51961578
So what are you doing in Spain if Britain is so great?
checkmate
>Trump's light will never shine on the UK
>>51937972
at least we arent canadian.
Why does UK have so shit newspapers and media, like Dailymail, Sun, Independent? They're worse than anything I've seen.
Their high quality stuff like BBC makes up for it though.
>>51961834
>Why does UK have so shit newspapers and media, like Dailymail, Sun, Independent?
It makes money and more importantly it makes those who own it powerful.
>>51937972
Remind me again who your head of state is?
>>51962056
Xi Jinping
>>51962108
>mfw Canada is getting keked by an already keked country
>>51961834
>They're worse than anything I've seen.
You need to shop around a bit then, they are by no means the worst newspapers just some of the most globally popular bad ones in english.
>>51937972
Nah buddy the British accents are the best in the world. Every single one of my girlfriends has been from the UK because of how much I love listening to them talk.
>>51962179
And not understanding them is win-win right?
>>51962196
No I understand them all perfectly fine. I don't get why people can't.
>>51962211
Depends on the accent t.b.h
>>51962265
Yeah I guess some northern accents might be hard for people but I don't have any trouble.
>>51938124
That basically summarizes my experience as a student in Britain.
>>51937972
>badass unique architecture
>bad ass music and subcultures
>actual cities, not just northamerican suburb shit
>short flight to Erope with dozens of interesting and unique countries to visit, no borders since EU, you can live and work freely in any of them if you feel like it
used to live in londinistan, it really is fucking awful
i want to be proud of the uk but short of pies and pasties there really is fuck all to be proud of
I wish I could speak English with a British accent
>>51962416
we have a genuine britboo on our hands
>2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZuzRSYSsqo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epbbEqvXOU8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TQ3IrhY6dc
>>51962450
Which part famalam?
>Inb4 you say Hackney
>>51962454
Suck a dick while talking.
>>51962664
#rekt
>>51962664
That would sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger sucking a dick
>All these salty JF tears
#justukthings
>>51938957
>surprised that guys son is white
>>51961602
He cannot flee now.
He is British and lost his himself out of the containment zone, now he's stuck in the eternal abyss that is spain
>>51938272
h-have you tried American bread?
Anyway at least you can buy based Polish bread most places now.
