Tell me things about this great country.
>>51917836
there are world oldest bookstore in portugal and i liked "made in portugal" nike tshirt
WE
>>51918047
is*
portuguse people loves black people by the way
Alberto Barbosa, etc cetera, et cetera
>>51918084
>portuguse people loves black people by the way
CUZ THEY WAZ KANGS
>>51917836
Homoldo
Maniacs!
they discovered half world and they were good sailors, Thailand.
>>51917836
>>51918062
a leaf
>>51919464
Oh wow, I knew Portugal was a bad country, but I had seen data like that proving how bad Portugal really is.
>>51919614
That's nothing, take a look at this.
>>51919873
Damn.
WE WAZ MOORZ MAN
t.
Alberto
the portguese lenguage has two "you's" one formal and one informal (tu/voce)
also some people kiss their dads on the cheeks ???
stop with this unfunny roberto barbosa crap
>>51920170
also you can drink beer at 16 but by this time most portuguese kids have already gotten drunk with their parents on some new years eve or christmas party
people are pretty okay with drugs there seeing as weed is decreminalized. A pellet of hash costs around 50€-60€ and can easily be resold for 120€ so if you're short on cash you can just sell hash
>>51920198
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51919873
>Portugaltugal
>tfw last name actually is Barbosa
Pls, no more bully.
>>51920198
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51920371
t. Juan Barbosa
>>51917836
I've heard they were once royalty.
Portugal is a den of crime, heroin and meth addiction, rape, sodomy, pedophilia, aids, lack of education, gun shootings, mass defecation on streets and the lowest I.Q. in all of the "literate" (which Portugal actually isn't, just a myth) world.
Be careful of Alberto Barbosa, do not listen to his lies.
Portugal was once a beautiful place, ruled by the greatest of kings. However, after the death of their last king, King Alberto Barbosa CXVIII in 1900, the country fell on hard times. After a century of humiliation, Portugal now has the lowest literacy rate, water availability, food availability, GDP, internet speed, number of hospitals, human rights standards, university graduates, high school graduates, primary school graduates, kindergarten graduates, employed people, people not living with their parents, IQ, penis size, happiness index, HDI, tourism and sanitation in all of Europe and is plagued by diseases such as AIDS, HIV, gonorrhoea, cancer, the common cold, malaria, ebola, chlamydia, cholera, hepatitis, genital herpes and syphilis to name a few.
WE
In a matter of months one Aussie made Portugal go from irrelevancy to becoming the most popular meme nation on /int/.
WAZ
>>51929158
The true power of australian shitposting.
MOORZ
>>51929158
cant hate them, they brought Portugal to world RELEVANCY for the first time in 300 years.
