Do you own a copy of the Holy Word of God, /int/ ?
no, christianity disgusts me
>>51917355
>>51917334
I own 7 Holy Bible's
No and I see no reason to own one.
>>51917334
I have 2, but im not christian.
No, I'm a Catholic mdoern day crusader which means I don't have to follow the Bible.
>owning the book of heretics
onto the cross you go
>>51917473
Cant handle the cringe...
>>51917515
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51917334
Had one, can't find it since we moved
And nothing of value was lost
>>51917334
one picture bible in russian
of course I do.
>>51917490
Top bants
>I don't believe in the word of Allah
>Islam is not the religion of peace
I own 4 versions of it tbqh
1 King James
1 New International
1 Septuagint
1 Vulgate
Nácar-Colunga master translation here.
>>51917679
that's the spirit
Lol I do but it's a new revised version. What version do you think is best??
>>51917679
Good stuff
>>51917334
Yes. KJB, some 15th century edition.
>>51917334
i have one but it is in russian. also i am not christian
>>51917334
on kindle, yes
I have dad's copy from school, not remotely religious though
>>51917334
Of course
only the new testament but i never read it
>>51917334
the bible isn't the word of God
I have 19 century New Testament in parallel Russian and Church Slavonic translations.
>>51918104
jamal
>>51918104
Ok Ahmed
>>51918104
Are you saying this is a lie?
>>51917334
Of course. We have like ten in our house because my mother is quite religious.
I don't read it often though. I'm trying to work my way through the New English Translation (Annotated version) in full. Only up to Judges after like a year.
>>51918566
God bless.
>>51918628
Et toi aussi mon ami.
Are you the friendly Catholic Anon that posts all the time? If so you're a wonderful person :D
>>51918713
Yes.
>>51917752
This is true. I've heard that Jesus spoke Spanish
>>51918727
Salve Regina.
Keep the one true faith my friend.
>>51917676
You're not fooling anyone Singapore. You're not your religiously and economically inferior neighbour.
I remember when me and my friends burned a copy from the 99 cent store. Good times
>>51917334
>the Holy Word of God
Yes. I have both Arabic and Turkish Kuran.
No, the version differences disgust me
Yes I do.
I think I've got a Good News Bible somewhere around here.
Which version does int have?
ESV? KJV? or?
>>51918216
>>51918248
The bible still isn't the word of God
>The Holy Bible is a collection of Christian texts that is the result of refinement by men who thought they were led by God to discern his teachings. The early Christian world was diverse and everyone had a different take on the Gospel of Jesus
Just accept that you don't know the shit about your own religion
>>51920492
>there are Christians in Sweden
What the fuck
>>51917334
Religion is kinda dumb
>>51917334
I own a copy of The Bible, if that's what you're talking about. I own a copy of most holy books from most populist religions, and have read them all to an extent. Not religious, though.
>>51920665
pic related
you
>Do you own a copy of the Holy Word of God, /int/ ?
Nope.
Oh wait, yes. I've got my uncle's bible, he died this year.
>Catholics
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6702199/58329b95/bent_u_gereed_.html
>>51917679
King James is terrible and I hope you don't use it.
New International is p. good though, I'm more of a NASB guy.
>>51921298
It must be half decent if it's lasted centuries.
>>51921463
I mean, it's good for what it was, but there's much better options now. No reason to read it when more accurate translations that aren't a bitch to read exist.
I haven't read the New King James Bible, it's probably better. should look for a copy next time I go to a thrift store or something.
>>51917334
I have a huge family bible that is around 200 years old. Gilded pages, birth, marriage, death dates of old family members, professional illustrations, so big that you have to carry it in your arms like an oversized baby seal.
>>51917334
Of course I do! I need something to replace toilet paper on moments of need.
>>51918903
>the one true faith my friend
>>51917752
Friendly reminder that if your version is 1957 or newer, you are a fucking modernist.
I do, but it's on my e-reader so it doesn't count I don't think. They don't have electricity in heaven.
>>51917334
It is being used to level out a table.
No.Joke.
3 KJV's, 1 replica 1611 version
>>51917334
reminder that France is the most atheist country in Europe
>>51917334
>believing in fairy tales
>>51917334
Yeah. Tried to read it once but got bored. The thing was just listing names at one point.
russian orthodox bible (in russian, not slavonic). also seeing all the answers in thread i'm perfectly understand why is 4ch is epicenter of autismo. you desreve it guys. enjoy your autismo, you will never get rid of it and your gf will fuck with your friend. welcome to life, where rules of God works on you even if you don't like it. enjoy, enjoy, enjoy
>>51917334
Yes, blessed by the priest that baptized me
>>51917334
Yes I own a big one at roughly 4 kg.
>>51917576
>>51917473
>>51917427
>>51917355
>>51918104
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>>51920665
>>51928875
Sorry, I just checked, it's actually 7.6kg.
I would probably still believe in god if I never read a bible
>>51928928
you will remeber my words later, i promise
>>51917490
on to the oven you go m8
also i ll leave here a little guide:
in bible main part is gospel
gospel is words of jesus
you do what jesus said you will go to heaven (everybody who will do what i said will never see the death "said jesus")
literelly you dont need other bible to read if you want to go to heaven, but if you want improve you goodness that it will be good
also if you do all that bible said but not do what jesus said you will go to hell
also dont think i'm rude
i was little autist from russian hardly atheist family and when i trying to find and answer how to stop being autist and all that stuff (i was too autistic really too much) one my friend told me about christ, and christianity (he was catholic rare thing in russia) so i dicided taht even if im not religious its the only opinion that i have
so i become orthodox christian and just will leave if here
and i dont care that you fucking international autists will laugh at my words. fuckers. still love you 4chan but you are so cyka blyad sometime
