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northerners edition
i was THIS close to making a new
cara!!!
could one of you wake me up in 4 hours xx
Alri lads?
>>51915990
had to do it quick before one of the yanks made a shit rapper edition
change her name on Twitter
To party gets me wetter
>>51916025
My thoughts exactly
>>51915960
im lancashire
I would heem every here
>>51916003
is this still that girl from a few mornings ago
New gimmick: from now on, call your Willy: Richard or Rich.
>>51916030
https://youtube.com/watch?v=c0qvRz6Pz3g
good taste
>>51916025
I'll take poortherners any day over kshit
I think a wank before sundown is in order lads
literally going to england in march
just booked my flight
muh heritage
>>51916064
me on the left
Azusa
>>51916059
Yes x
>>51915960
me on the right
>>51916090
london x
>>51916070
the suns still up here, you have a while
Nice and flowy lads
possibly been the worst week of my life sleep wise
>>51916186
Might want to see a foot doctor about that pronation in his left foot xo
Genuinely hate yanks tbqh lads
Every yank post just seems so forced and cringey, like they're always trying too hard
>watch Marco Polo on netflix
>people call him white devil and round eye
I'm not sure those terms existed yet, desu.
>>51916214
I'm almost certain that this yank and canadian are either a) friends irl fucking with /brit/ or b) 40+ years old
>>51916214
it is kawai desu
>>51916214
i just want to impress you
>>51916214
t. Alberto Barbosa's old ally
if a girl on tinder seems keen after 1 sentence can you straight in for the 'wanna hookup?'
>>51916214
I am a try-hard though
why are polish girls so qt lads?
>>51916240
Hes just such a fucking autist. I can always tell when its him too
>>51915960
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>>51916289
t. Alberto Barbosa
Alberto Barbosa here
AMA lads
>>51916312
Canadians are the worst iah
>>51916327
>>51916331
t. Alberto Barbosa
>you may have actually insulted somebody with autism on 4chan
s-sorry lad
>doctor's appointment at 10:20
>had a fucking AWFUL night's sleep last night and feel fucking shite
Can I change my appointment into a phone appointment?
>>51916461
Yes.
Call the doctor "t. Alberto Barbosa" over the phone.
>>51916275
any advice here lads?
girl is not particularly likable so I really don't want to have to talk to her
>>51916374
Lisicki isn't online lad
>>51916505
Line is busy desu
ready to make some truly horrible posts lads
performing a task
>>51916523
Yeah
what happened to the canadian that had something revolutionary?
>>51916635
He made like a leaf
Changed my appointment lads, funnily enough the appointment is about constant tiredness.
Hope I don't have cancer desu
>>51916795
You have to go outside to get cancer
Why don't they use guns in star wars? I doubt a jedi would be able to block all the bullets from a machine gun burst
>>51916825
not really m8
>>51916826
Because they have memesabers lmao
>>51916826
They have like laser guns don't they?
>>51916826
they do though
>>51915960
>Cheshire
>Labour
top kek
>>51917023
>>51917038
like a firearm, not a laser rifle. Also if it's in a game or book I don't care. Movies are the only true canon, desu
>>51917064
i doubt bullets would be any more effective than lasers against a lightsaber
Gonna set up my desktop and have a wank on it t.b.h
>>51917096
they move faster and are essentially invisible
>>51917096
What if the the bullet melts in the laser sword and the molten metal still has momentum.
Just had a contender for most perfect poo I've ever done
Was a clean wipe as well
>>51917117
>they move faster
no they don't, lasers move at light speed, what you see is a tracer
>>51917170
Pretty clear that they don't move at the speed of light in star wars, m8. There's literally characters that move out of the way who aren't jedi
just had a bad poo
constipated af lol x
>constipated
>>51916570
alright lad I did it
How to spot a normie 101:
>they use the word 'meme' unironically and or in public
How do I get a boner lads
Richard just doesn't want to play
Yo what's yo lads haha
>>51917406
it's better to just assume everyone is a normie until they prove otherwise iah because 95% of people are normies unfortunately
big willy
When do I stop wanking, lads?
There's no light at the end of the tunnel
business idea: invent a new musical genre called reecore which is basically just punk rock except all the lyrics are complaining about normies
had a bad wank, I don't want to talk about it
>>51917659
Do you wanna talk about it?
Cameron is so shit at EU politics. Getting keked by Poland of all places.
you here, bill? saw you status. that was indeed strong "russian banter"
>>51917683
*pushes you back* look mate what's your problem? he doesn't want to talk about it
>>51917724
Man c'mon... I'm just checking on a bro
look here mars look here mars these bloody men are my gift to you
last post ever, goodbye all it's been a good run
Gonna have a dusk wank I reckon
tiny(uniform resource locator).com/CheckThisOutLads
The gangs all here...
*leaves*
The gangs still all here...
Absolutely starving lads but there's nothing in.
It's an hour until the nice sandwich shop opens, how can I stop the pains?
>>51917978
make some coffee, smoke a cigarette, wank, etc
>>51917966
ouch
>>51917978
Drink lots of water
>make some coffee
>>51916826
>What is a blaster
>>51916275
Yes
Not sure what I should have for breakfast lads
Comfy lads
>>51918106
show outdoors
AYY LMAO
>>51918106
Not bad lad
>>51918122
Why, yank
>>51918175
Cause it looks pretty
doing a hangover lads
>>51918102
Update, decided on pic related
>>51918203
good lad. ready brek is better though tbf
>>51918185
i can already tell he's a poor terraced-house city rat. it won't be pretty.
>09:55
>mum listening to Now 52 at full volume on her phone speakers
>nothing but 100 decibel will.i.am-tier bubblepop songs with black-man-talking-into-a-microphone 'rap' breaks in the middle of each song
>>51918231
That's not very nice, I'm a yank, anywhere foreign is pretty to me.
>>51918217
I didn't do the food shopping mate.
Same reason there's no Weetabix.
It's a disgrace desu
>>51918247
have this then. 10 minutes from my old house.
>>51918271
So prettyyyy, thank you xxxx
Is Trump banned yet?
>>51918271
Devon?
>>51918185
I disagree but here you go
>>51918231
Street down the road from me is terraced but mines not Tbqhwy, I'm a student anyway so it's not really 'my' house
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/114907
Lads
What's everyone's plans today?
I was thinking about going down to the beach for a bit but it's cold as balls out.
i dont like how films/games/etc keep using the "get knocked out wake up hours later" gimmick. it simply doesnt happen in real life
the reality is that if youre knocked unconscious for more than a few minutes you will get brain damage. the longer youre out the more severe it becomes
>>51918352
need to finish off an important presentation that im giving tomorrow. bit nervous about it 2bh.
I'd have fucking Emerald green eyes if it wasn't for the little brown streaks on them.
Fucking hell, makes me sad as fuck when I look at them. Hazel is half way to perfection.
>>51918401
>gif
fuck off
>>51918391
My brown is a small ring around my pupil, the rest is all yellowy-green. Pretty happy with them tbf
>>51918391
Mine are pure green except for a few blotchy bits like stains. Fucking hate it t bh, one eye is pretty more clear
>>51918326
I think it's nice, nicer than my outdoors atm
>i have eyes
In a bit yanks https://www.fb.com/anusha.yadav/videos/10156457588475122/
>>51918474
>gif
fuck off
>>51918474
THE BANTER IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE
>>51918474
Based trump
remember calling girls slags is a precedent for molestation, rape, marital abuse and attempted murder.
>>51918537
Shut up, you slag
t. Phil Mitchell
>>51918461
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>>51918391
This is now an eye thread
>>51918537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP7OXDWof30
We should ban a billionaire who owns property from Britain but not ban Muslim terrorists.
>>51918488
oh my god LOL
>Eating Pussy, a guide to preparing feline meat
>>51918575
muslim terrorists are banned, if you do a terrorism you go to jail?
>>51918488
i dont get the part where he says they get confused because there's no court.
do British people not use the word court when talking about squash and tennis?
Christ alive lads the state of some of the people on my goybook
>>51918575
bigot
>>51918575
literally half the list of those that are banned from UK entry are islamic extremists lad
>>51918618
There's millions of "moderate" muslim terrorists in Britain
>>51918651
t. Nigel farage
>>51918634
We're so americanised now it hurts.
Back from a 1 week business trip in Calais, glad I upgraded to the secure parking at the hotel.
>>51918651
yeah that is why there is millions of terrorist attacks in the uk
>>51918686
Fucking hell mate how bad was it?
>Trump makes comments about muslims
>UK votes to ban him because we're all Muslim
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>51918634
Now I'm a retard who knows very little but I think there was a bombing at the WTC in 93(?)
Correct me if I'm wrong.
>>51918702
Ban you too tbqh familia lad.
>>51918687
Was literally one last week
>>51918726
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_World_Trade_Center_bombing
https://twitter.com/HumzaYousaf/status/674658569401311236
he's not happy
>>51918737
yeah exactly ther is million of terrorist attacks in the uk.
>>51918726
No you're correct, that's what the song references
>>51918751
Toplads
>>51918701
Hoards roaming the slip roads and gangs walking along in the road at night.
France is kill.
>>51918757
""""""""""""moderate""""""""" muslims wont reveal themselves while they're outnumbered by whites.
maccas for dinner t.b.h
gonna post racist remarks on my public profile that has my name, various pictures and information such as where i work, lads haha
>>51918747
I thought so.
I have a deep interest in that particular year because reasons.
(It's the year I was born)
>>51918686
The Paris attacks were a false flag so that hotels could make a killing selling secure parking mate read a book it's all a conspiracy
>>51918796
giz a chip
>>51918788
then there will be 10000000s of terrorist attacks?
>>51918786
Crikey
>>51918803
Me too lad
>>51918797
You absolute madman
>>51918796
>Not Burger King
Pls leave now.
>>51918751
Did this lad fall for the yank meme that Scotland is a conservative, right wing nation trying to escape paki controlled england?
>so this is a thing
The most Reddit phrase going Tbh
>>51918824
Terrorist attacks are going to step up into the near future as Muslims start to control more and more of Britain.
>scots
don't mind the sheepshaggers, actually a bit fond of the micks, but can't stand the jocks
I don't get how people can unironically say that they accept "moderate" muslims and think they're being tolerant when they do
They're literally saying that the only tolerable muslim is one who isn't as muslim as the others, therefore implying that being fully muslim is a bad thing and being less muslim is a good thing
If "moderate" muslim > actual muslim then surely no muslim > "moderate" muslim
>>51918841
>MFW this bloke is literally making a No True Scotsman
>>51918841
It's really weird, other than NI hating ROI people, I've found Scottish people tend to be the most racist people I know, yet they all vote for the SNP who are very multicultural and push that agenda.
I can't work out how such disconnect happens
>>51918841
why are americans so stupid. They are so opposed to socialism but loved funding the IRA
anyone who isnt me is a threat
>>51918865
mentioned
>>51918865
Same lad, not one redeeming quality about them
>>51918885
They don't actually listen or think about politics, they just vote for whichever party says "Scotland" the most
>>51918885
what party exists that is left wing economically, hates the tories and is socially conservative?
the answer is none
>>51918873
They see moderate Muslims as true Muslims, it's all about how you interpret the Koran, the whole situation is fucked
>>51918895
it really rustles my autism that New Zealand wasn't named New Wales.
And NSW could have just been 'Sunny England' or something'
>>51918885
Muh independence
Even though they were offered it and were like "Nah brev"
>>51918892
all me
>>51918865
Rasheed
>>51918924
That's like seeing Diet Coke as true Coke
>>51918887
The same reason they'll support islamic extremists who are fighting a secular dictator
MUH FREEDOM
>>51918865
Anybody who builds a culture around irn bru and heroin should be cleansed
>>51918910
It's no joke, when I went to Scotland for a few days I noticed everything needed the prefix "Scot-" and there were flags everywhere. Even in office building windows.
>>51918929
some dutch fella found us first, gave it a name and then fucked off
>>51918960
Irn Bru is great though
>Scots go on about how much hate the English and the Tories
>get offered independence through a democratic referendum
>turn it down
You couldn't make it up
>>51918959
because that dictator is russian aligned and it's in the western interest to take him out?
>DEEP FRIED MARS BAR
>>51918960
>>51918865
>>51918885
This and this. Wales is a top country, NI is a top country, Ireland itself is actually a bloody good toplad country despite the memes and hateful ones on here, but Scotland is just not redeeming in any way.
It's like they think they're as good as Ireland despite the fact they will NEVER have a shred of its cultural power
>>51919005
DEEP FRIED OREOS
DEEP FRIED MARSHMALLOWS
>>51918885
Err the same disconnect that makes English people that want to reduce immigration vote Conservative?
The same people that say that Cameron rill crack down on immigration "any day now" while he goes on TV saying "YOU AINT NO MUSLIM BRUV" and how he wants to see a Muslim PM in his lifetime?
>>51918998
>all scots are the same
Enough, Rasheed.
>>51918968
aye bru, gizza dollar g
>>51918957
Yep
Leftism is a mental illness mate
>>51919000
>Russia is scaries
Stop drinking the yank koolaid lad
>>51919020
When did it start though? Because highlanders and clans were top tier.
>>51918960
But rich coming from the mick who built a culture around Guinness and potatoes
>>51919033
t. gold coast maori
>>51919057
>we shouldn't challenge a weaks russias influence
must hurt to lose your friend in libya too haha cunt
>>51919020
>Wales is a top country
no they're shit if we're being frank
t. person who said i don't mind them
>NI is a top country
"no"
northern irish people are almost as bad as scots
it goes:
english > > > > > > irish > > > most other countries > > > > welsh > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > NI """people"""" > > > > > > > > > > > Scotkeks.
>>51919076
We call it the GC xo
>>51919066
They went from a proud nation with their own top attributes to hating England for some really odd reason, and their culture moved from a graet one to a petty one revolving around hating England and nothing else.
It's descended intoa nation of whiners.
>>51919030
45er detected
Jog on, jock
>>51919106
What's a 45er?
>>51919106
Well that's your argument defeated by you own post. Good one, Rasheed.
>>51919057
>koolaid
Fuck off Yank
>mfw scots think its cool to type out their dumb little accent
>>51919129
I don't even know koolaid is.
>'Trump is terrifying. We have seen the future—and it is bleak' said one reporter.
>In turn, thousands are busy clicking on a hideously impotent petition to 'BAN TRUMP FROM GREAT BRITAIN'.
>What exactly are they achieving? Having their say? Joining in the outrage bus?
>No doubt petition sites like change.org are on their web favourites, right up there with erectile dysfunction.co.uk. and single.com.
>They may as well calm down. We are not banning Donald from the UK.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3353060/Calm-Trump-s-Muslim-travel-ban-never-going-happen-isn-t-America-just-little-bit-lucky-suggest-it.html
>tfw no Katie Hopkins gf
>>51919072
They have made us loved the world over though m8
>>51919138
literally every part of the country does that, you're just obsessed mate
>mfw northern irish protestants actually think that the rest of britain likes them
>>51919095
Yeah I don't know what their deal is,
>British politics doesn't include Scotland!
How is that our fault? We've had Scottish prime ministers so if they didn't do anything for Scotland, then they've only got themselves to blame tbqh.
>>51919138
>Wikipedia unrionically allows for a Scots language version
>It's just words spelt phonetically as if a Scot had said them.
Wish I was making it up.
https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland
>k, but than Scotland gaed intil a personal union wi Ingland in 1603, whan Jeams VI o Scotland becam Jeams I o Ingland eftir the daith o Elspeth I. This union wis makkit formal on 1 Mey 1707 bi the Treatie o Union. The Scots Pairlament wis gotten rid o on 26 Mairch.
>>51919121
Mugs that voted yes in the referendum
>>51919122
Not really, you're acting as if you're some btave patriot standing up for what 'real scots' believe in, even though half want to remain keked by Westminster
Just woke up.
What new gimmicks did I miss?
>>51919158
>implying
do brummies post like: LOYK DAT IS RARELY FONNAYY?
do scousers post like: ALRI ALRI CALM DOWN CALM DOWN FEHREE CROSS DA MER-SEE
etc?
no not really only scots do this dum shit
>>51919147
Betas btfo
>Trump stripped of his role as a Scottish business ambassador by Nicola Sturgeon after she says 'obnoxious and offensive' presidential candidate is 'no longer fit' for the post
watching some star trek spinoff called star war, its not bad but pretty old from the 60s or something
>>51919199
Scotland is the worst country in the UK while claiming it's the best.
>>51919138
>>51919183
So? Cinemas also have special screenings for autistic children
We can't turn our back on the mentally ill
>>51919183
>At least 129 fowk are killed in a series o coordinatit terrorist attacks in Paris, includin 89 at the Bataclan theatre (picturt).
Jesus christ, this always cracks me up.
>>51919225
agree 2bh
>>51919225
best countries of the uk
england > roi > wales > ni > scotland
>>51919201
bare peng time like f4m haha
>>51919267
>Roi
>UK
nice bait
British Isles is what you mean
>mum: Can you hoover and clean the floors? Thanks
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>51919267
England>NI>ROI>Wales>>>>>"Scotland"
>>51919286
Might as well be part of the UK though desu
>>51919286
>British Isles
Nice b8 North Atlantic archipelago is what you mean
>don't put the furniture up to the walls
>>51919286
>British Isles
potayto potarto
>>51919283
>scottish culture is literally on par with that of black teenagers from london
>>51919300
>NI
>not really fucking shit
>>51919293
Mate I hoover and clean the floors once a week and it's fun.
>The Scottish Language: It's not English!™
>>51919315
What about if it's a chair that leans back?
>>51919312
>The British Isles are a group of islands off the north-western coast of continental Europe that consist of the islands of Great Britain, Ireland and over six thousand smaller isles.
Don't be one of those butthurt people.
Looks like we've triggered them again lads.
Land of 5 million and yet we're always relevant.
>>51919329
If it's so much fun then she can do it herself.
Lads, just for a second.. imagine that you were a poortherner
>>51919350
>Occasionally brought up to be the butt of a joke
>Which sometimes causes a conversation about how shit you are
>Scottish """relevancy"""
>>51919350
Lukes lahk wiv trigerd them agin lads
>>51919350
Mad disrespect that Tbh
Salmond fillet has no decorum
>>51919300
Maybe if you like brown people a lot.
Northern Ireland > Wales > Scotland == England
England is basically the left wing c ucked neo-shariah stan. It's what Scotland will end up like. Embarassing.
When will Scotland leave lads?
I just want them to go.
I'd vote for the frst politician to say they can leave all they want and stop pandering to them
>>51919350
Oh aye lad, Salmond bantered us until we could nay see straight when he ditched the SNP in a wee hissy fit after losing the referendum.
When will we admit that Muslims and blacks are turning the UK into a shithole lads?
>>51919368
She brought you into this world, fed and clothed you, kept a roof over your head etc.
Clean the house ffs
>>51919375
My brother unironically went to uni up North then moved there to be a full-time poortherner, now he's engaged to a 2/10 leftie with an alcoholic mum and no dad
>>51919383
fucking kek.
Good post
>>51919333
Put some stoppers on it
>>51919408
The northern dream
>>51919393
>people don't like brown people for terrorism and fighting over religion
>northern ireland's literal culture is terrorism and fighting over religion
scotland is most pathetic, but northern ireland is the worst.
I literally feel excited when an Australian makes a poo peelander joke becuase it's the only shred of relevancy I feel.
My nation is like 4 year old child with uninterested parents.
#Luftwaffe planes have taken off from two bases in Germany, headed for Turkey - then #Syria
I guess Merkel wants to generate some more refugees to fuck up Europe with.
>>51919432
>the troubles
>religious
>>51919403
>actually believing the UK's problem is the colour of some people's skins
Nah, I wouldn't vote for you tbqh.
>tfw you get free Uni on the back of English tax payers money
HAHAHAHAHA
>>51919450
>syria
>religious
for example
>>51919404
>She brought you into this world
I didn't ask to be born. She owes me for the suffering I have felt.
>>51919445
Still can't believe that rotten old cunt won Time magazines person of the year
>scotland
pathetic
>northern ireland
wasteland
>wales
irrelevant
>england
created the modrn world
>>51919432
Whereas England let's 1400+ young girls get raped by the Muslim rape gangs running around and doesn't bat an eyelid incase it's racist.
Northern Ireland >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> England.
>>51919499
So did Hitler
>>51919471
Okay I'll give you that, but what comes next?
>tfw all the English buy SCOTTISH salmon, what fucking cuucks!
>>51919519
Thanks for the factoid Reddit!
>>51919408
Sounds absolutely horrendous, you've lost him for good
>>51919518
Whereas Northern Ireland literally chimp out over a piece of cloth
Lads, I found out that the token bender of my class... has said that I'm the only guy in the class he'd have sex with.
Wew tbqh, wew
>>51919408
GOALS
>>51919518
Yeah much better than all those pedo priests that do the raping over in your bit, right?
doin a cheeky wee lads
>>51919555
You think that's worse?
off to get my follicles snipped x
>tfw you collect your free prescription and hear that English people have to pay for it
>english tax payers once again for me to live in luxury
literal wageslaves
watching a film called the martian, its like moon but without the good soundtrack and the plot twist is not clones its that the martian is actually a human astronaut
>>51919565
>pedo
fuck off yank
>>51919597
So why do Scots want to leave the union again?
England may have created the modern world but now it's a paki infested left wing wasteland.
T. Birminghamstani
>>51919565
Well at least they're white. Not like anyone in England would know what a white person is.
>>51919608
It's shit
Unironically meme wank
>>51919582
I think the fact that Northern Ireland is literally a wasteland devoid of any cultural contributions to the owrld and exists without any significant economy because everything was simply shot at or bombed, says alot.
If people wanted to say white people weren't superior they would probably use northern ireland as a case study.
>>51915960
Where's the southern version of this gone?
>>51919630
see
>>51919639
>at least we're white
>africa-tier chimping out over dumb shit
>white
HORRIFIC
BETRAYAL
LMAO
>>51919669
>dumb
fuck off yank
>>51919669
Where as in England they cut off soldiers heads for being Christian lel
![1200px-Castle_combe_cotswolds[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/y3DwpAe.jpg "1200px-Castle combe cotswolds[1]")
The only nice place anywhere in the BRITISH ISLES (that's right Ireland), is the Cotswolds.
Debating about where is the most shit is irrelevant.
SHREK DESU
>>51919709
Cotswolds is lovely but very touristy and there millions of yank tourists there.
Why does 4chan love trump so much when he's gonna ban the Internet?
>>51919709
t. Willie Mullins
>>51919707
>soldiers
a soldier*
I think quite a few soldiers have also died in Britain, for having a cross on their flag. :^)
>>51919709
>part of the english caliphate
no
going to have lunch soon (a wank and a pot noodle)
>>51919754
no more yanks
it's great
>>51919707
>>51919780
>died in Britain
sorry i meant northrn ireland.
>>51919817
Tfw no pot noodles at the house
my gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmSgv9A_ZqM
>Tfw gonna vote to leave EU
>Tfw Irish grandparents and mum born in Belfast so I'll just claim an Irish passport if it goes to shit
>one soldier died in england in a freak attack
>705 soldiers died in northern ireland in several years of terrorism
>hurr norn iron is white!!!
Two British fighters who have joined the Kurds.
>>51916214
The feeling is mutual, my teatoting friend.
>>51919897
>england has more non whites in it than the entire population of wales and northern ireland added together
>england is white!!!
>>51919888
>Belfast
>Irish Passport
>>51919978
fuck off idiot
>>51919978
M8..
https://youtu.be/XEVpm-u7fnw
LESS THAN 1 HOUR TILL THE TEST OF EUROPE'S MOST ADVANCED FUSION REACTOR
ITS HAPPENING
What happened to happy slapping lads?
It was a huge thing for a while, but I haven't heard about it in ages.
>>51919962
And they only make up 20% of the population of England, you berk
>>51919962
>Northern Ireland is such a shithole that even people from 3rd world countries refuse to go there
how is that though? we have more non-whites than you have people and you're still a wartorn shithole where neighbours want to kill each other?
im eligible for irish citizenship and id move there but as far as im aware its even harder to get jobs than in the uk
>>51919978
Are you retarded mate?
My grandparents have a pssport anyway but if you're born in NI you are automatically an Irish citizen and entitled to either passport.
My mum took the British, but her being born there still makes me a citizen of Ireland through descent
>>51920028
>ONLY
>NON WHITE POPULATION ONLY MAKES UP
>ONLY
>20%
lmao
is this how c ucked the "english" are? rest in peace
>>51920019
what is that and what does it do?
>>51920050
>Are you retarded mate?
Apparently so, I had no idea that was how it worked.
>>51920065
that was 2011 its more towards 25% now; immigration has been very high over the past 4 years
>>51920019
>live stream
So it's the first public test AKA they already know it works. After the first live stream of the LHC (where it didn't work) PR reps caught on to the fact that doing live streams of huge multi million pound science experiments to an audience of millions is bad for business if they don't actually work.
They wouldn't go live if they thought there was a chance they'd get egg on their faces.
>>51920028
>only
>>51920024
Those thigh highs
>>51920071
Fuses atoms instead of splitting them like in fission I believe and a lot more energy is produced.
>>51920103
soon it will be indeed be the case that england has more non-whites in it than the entire populations of scotland, northern ireland and wales added together
>>51920103
>>51920065
these are all lies, the non-white population of england is 14%
https://twitter.com/Nero/status/673992235772342272
oh my god
>>51920019
Thanks, didn't even know there would be a stream.
Been looking forward to seeing this thing for years.
>>51920019
looks like some sculpture what is it
>>51920071
It's designed to test the feasibility of a new twisted fusion design where the super heated plasma is spun within the chamber while it travels around.
This one can theoretically stay on for 30 minutes without turning into molten slag so it's an improvement on old designs.
I love how irrelevant countries try to apply the same logic regarding statistics to relevant countries as an insult and end up embarrassing themselves
>>51920148
>>51920169
cool. like something out of star trek.
i hope it works. im tired of fossil fuels 2bh. so bloody archaic.
>>51920155
white british accounted for 79% of england's population in 2011
>be northern irish
>family got shot to death in crossfire
>house got blown up by terrrorists
>factory worked at closed because can't do business in a warzone
>neighbours want to kill me over a flag
>have to have walls across my city
>riots and rampage daily
""""""at least im white though"""""
>>51918236
>>51918236
Commonwealth thread, lads.
When the Commonwealth was created it was intended to be a family of nations, but neglect and a desire to forget about our past has turned it into a meaningless institution.
to put it simply lads, how do stars form?
>>51920233
England and Wales has become more ethnically diverse with rising numbers of people identifying with minority ethnic groups in 2011. Despite the White ethnic group decreasing in size, it is still the majority ethnic group that people identify with.
White was the majority ethnic group at 48.2 million in 2011 (86.0 per cent). Within this ethnic group, White British1 was the largest group at 45.1 million (80.5 per cent).
>>51920274
X Factor
>>51920217
>i hope it works. im tired of fossil fuels
If it does work, it will only work for 30 minutes so you might have to wait a bit longer than that.
>>51920275
no 42 million at 79.8%
>>51920322
>litearlly copied and pasted from the ONS website
>NO YOU'RE Wrong
go eat some pasta boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOTRpPk263c
Average leftist perception of war.
new thread?
>>51920340
literally wrong
the 45.1 million is the total population of all white ethnic groups
of that figure, white british number 42 million
i will not say this again
>>51920441
>White was the majority ethnic group at 48.2 million in 2011 (86.0 per cent). Within this ethnic group, White British1 was the largest group at 45.1 million (80.5 per cent).
t. ONS
>Alberto Barbosa became a meme
>rasheed didn't
Brit on suicide watch
>>51920485
what is this alberto barbosa meme
>>51920485
>most of Ireland became independent
>some didn't
Ireland keked again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4Ezruu1oeQ&feature=youtu.be
>>51920509
t. Cornwall
http://strawpoll.me/6227040
http://strawpoll.me/6227040
http://strawpoll.me/6227040
>>51920509
wanna cum on them legs 2bh
>>51920526
Chose anime because I don't want you here
>>51920544
thank you for your input
>>51920514
murked
WOOOOOOO bangin the tunes out lads. Woke up at 9, put a bit of ACDC on, tidied the whole house, what now?
>>51920607
kill yourself
>>51920471
all this time youve been talking about england and wales havent you
that is youre error; all my posts refer exclusively to england
this was something i made clear from the start meaning your IQ is disastrously low
>room is in converted attic
>wake up at 04:18 this morning
>try to get back to sleep
>hear a weird noise coming from the walls
>sounds like a distorted cartoon-y voice coming out of a plastic toy
>repeats the same 6 shrill noises in a loop, droning, powered by what must be an ancient battery
I think it was an old Furby or something of my sister's that my mum had stored away.
Anybody else still at Uni of York? Fucking dead here
>>51915960
Yorkshire should have the Labour flag.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People's_Republic_of_South_Yorkshire
There should be a London flag bearer with the paki flag instead.
>>51920695
ah yes very impressive
>>51919709
>>51919751
my only motivation in life is to one day be able to afford to move here
>>51920908
>replying to 45+ minute old posts
kill yourself
>Phone up speculatively looking for work in machine operation
>How many years experience do you have?
>Non and I've never operated a machine, but I have a degree in it
>Ah yes very impressive, was going to hire this 20 year veteran but I see you are much more skilled.
>>51920384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgdQh4qMAU4
going to have a look then maybe i'll have a go
>>51920931
I DO WHA I FACKIN WANT 2BH
>>51921018
very, very good lad
>>51921177
>>51921177
>>51921177
new thread chaps
@51920984
rasheed
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