>European asks for a glass of water
>start to get the jug out of the fridge
>"Oh, no, just room temperature tap water please"
>americolds
>European walks into my house
>he takes his shoes off
![1302399975967[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yqxLRom.jpg "1302399975967[1].jpg")
>tap water
>>51911704
>jug out of the fridge
Who does that? Don't you own a water cooler?
>>51911748
Dont get sand and dirt in the house otherwise?
>>51911748
>>51911765
what is going on?
>dad asks for ice in his drink while in yurope
>waiter brings drink with one ice cube
I have no idea why some of us are so stubborn about ice in drinks
>Europeans eat pizza and hot dogs with forks.
>Canadians go to bed with belts on
>Australians walk around in their house barefooted, in fact they walk everywhere outside barefoot.
>Australians call people who wear shoes tenderfoots and people who wear socks QueerSteers
>European is sleeping in my house
>give him a pair of flip-flop to take his shower
>he say he's going to take it barefoot
>>51911765
>Ausfag asks for glass of water
>shocked when we have drinkable safe tap water
>>51911841
>>51911845
>An Australian walks into the thread.
>order iced tea in America
>it's unsweetened
>>51911790
They don't actually have rain in huge parts of the US. Even old, shitty cars are clean as a rule.
I was in California for over a week and there literally didn't rain once. It's not natural tbqh.
>ask for tea
>brits assume you mean black tea
![Krtecek 05[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FXwHdbp.jpg "Krtecek 05[1].jpg")
>American comes to my home
>asks what temperature it is heated on
>tell him 20 degrees
>he puts on his winterjacket
>visit the US
>see an injured guy on the ground
>ask him if he want me to call an ambulance
>"I can't afford the ride to the hospital"
>>51911963
>be mcfaggot
>live in Minnesota
>canakeks come all the time
>ask for "Chicken sauce"
>ask for Poutine
>d-do you accept my shitty worthless money?
>American asks whats for lunch
>tell him fish and chips
>he say's what the fuck god damn you ozzie son of a bitches you got no freedom fries?!?!
>>51911980
We usually get rain once a month here.
>in the US
>ask for breakfast
>get dessert
>>51911980
>I was in California for over a week and there literally didn't rain once.
Sounds nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBhtVp_4m2w
>go to the US
>everybody asks how I am doing
>they seem weirded out when I answer truthfully
>he doesn't get his water from a bore
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ENJOY THOSE WORMS
>>51912148
>random people start talking to you
>>51912181
>asks you which state you're from/if you're German.
>>51911748
I hate this
Did I say you could take your fucking shoes off? Wait and ask you impolite bastards.
>>51911963
That's just how it is, I can't explain why they have no sweetened option. Even in the south they do that here though sometimes they have a sweetened option.
Sometimes
>>51912148
>Ask someone how they are
>They start talking about how their day is and how bad things are for them
The fuck? No one cares
>>51912023
What kind of tea do you guys drink?
>>51912308
>American asks how I am
>he doesn't want to hear how I am
The why does he ask?
>>51912346
"How you doin'?"
"Good, you?"
"Good."
"How you doin'?"
"Fine?"
"How you doin'?"
"Eh."
And then it's over. It's an ice breaker, not a goddamn debate topic.
>>51911841
>>Australians walk around in their house barefooted
Yeah; and?
>in fact they walk everywhere outside barefoot.
No, not really. Some people do it if they're making a short trip to the shops or something, but generally that isn't the case.
>>Australians call people who wear shoes tenderfoots and people who wear socks QueerSteers
That is an outright fabrication.
>>51912346
We're not asking how your life is, we're asking how are you right in this moment facing toward me, responding negatively would be like telling someone "Fuck off" instead of "Goodbye"
>>51912378
>ice breaker
>it's generic call/response
>no ice is broken
>people don't actually say how they are
No wonder you people keep shooting up schools when nobody is actually concerned about how you are
>>51912428
kek
>>51912428
>No wonder you people keep shooting up schools when nobody is actually concerned about how you are
Well yeah. Why do you think /r9k/ is so fucked up?
>>51912428
That's not true, if people actually want to know how you are, they'll say something like "Hey man you seem kinda down, everything alright?"
You have to wait for them to ask if you're feeling bad
>>51911841
>>Australians walk around in their house barefooted, in fact they walk everywhere outside barefoot.
Wait Americans don't do this?
>>51912409
>we're asking how are you right in this moment facing toward me
>We're not asking how your life is
These two are intrinsically connected.
>>51912381
Fuck off chang with your jeans and thongs, real aussies do
>american turns the living room TV on
>never watches it
>>51912527
Real Aussies do what, exactly?
>mfw I'm probably whiter than you are
>>51912516
It's just meant to get you to respond nicely, saying you're good just means the person in front of you is okay
>>51912471
>You have to wait for them to ask if you're feeling bad
>have a greeting expressing concern
>it actually doesn't express concern
Why can't you just say Hi, Hello, Good day to you like normal people?
>>51912560
It helps to feel like we're not alone.
>>51912308
I do this. Don't ask If you don't really care fuck you
>>51912339
we have numerous herbal/fruit teas for home medication - anything from diaria to vomiting, or just because they taste good
I know at least 10 by name, but I have to hunt down translations because I don't know the plants name in English
for example mint tea or Tilia tea
>>51912600
>Good day to
>like normal people
Pick one.
>>51912560
My neighbour does this. Granted she's 90 and lives alone
>>51912600
You can do that too
In fact it's perfectly valid to respond to "Hey how are you?" with simply "Hey", I do that all the time, and often people will ask that while still walking past you so you don't even really have time to say "Hey, I'm good"
In fact even paradoxically
>>51912604
Autism
>>51912594
>Americans fish for compliments even in their greeting
Can there be a more insecure nation?
>At a bar
>Ask for a glass of water
>Bartender loads the glass up with ice
>Put's in a shot's worth of actual water
>everytiem
>>51912646
We're not fishing for compliments anymore than saying "thanks" and expecting a "you're welcome" or "no problem" is fishing for compliments
>>51912653
Weird. I don't think I've ever had that one happen. I'm about to go to a pub, if I remember to I'll test this out.
>>51912642
>Autism
it depends on the culture, people act like american are the only ones that do it, but it's just that we use different phrases than you to smalltalk (even if you do it more)
>>51912664
>have a question that seems like concern about the individual
>it's actually concern about myself
That's insecure as fuck.
>>51912642
>"Hey how are you?"
>"Eh I'm having a pretty shit day, but otherwise I'm good. Yourself?"
>implying this is autism
>>51912756
But that's perfectly normal
>>51912756
this actually works with how negative we are in Bulgaria, it just develops in a fun conversation focused on complaining abut everithing
a good time
>>51912628
We have those too, you just have to be a woman to drink them
>>51912756
That's normal. Going into detail about why your day is shitty, without being asked for it, is weird.
>Hey how's your day going?
>It's going shitty because...
That's just strange
>>51912628
>hunt down translations because I don't know the plants name in English
Well you could tell us their scientific names e.g., M. balsamea Willd is peppermint.
>>51912793
Men can get away with it if we're stoners. That's pretty much the only way to drink those without getting shit for it.
Almost all of the comments aimed towards Europeans seem normal things to me
>>51912868
Talk about your cultural divides. I don't think I've ever seen a weed smoker here that's into tea. Even women don't do that when smoking here.
>>51912895
I like to think that all of the hippies in Australia get killed by the fauna when they try and "get back to nature."
>>51912895
All the ones I know have some crazy tea collections. I mainly drink plain green tea or some blend that contains cinnamon and cloves.
>European randomly shows up at my door
>Asks if he can come in
>>51912775
Precisely my point.
>>51912791
That is such a healthy thing to do, don't you think? Doesn't matter how bad things are, if you can have have a laugh about it it just makes things are little better.
>>51912814
Exactly. its "How's your day going?", not "Why is your day going the way it is?"
>>51912911
As far as I'm aware, they don't. A lot of them don't even get back to nature, as it were. They just go to Mardi Grass and bitch about the law.
I don't know what it's like in the USA, but here, hippies make up a tiny minority of weed smokers. People from all walks of life do it. White collar, blue collar, unemployed, you name it.
>>51912925
I'll have to try it again some day. I think I had some tea while high about a year or so back. It was alright, but I'd prefer something cold.
>>51912895
I guess it's an eastern thing, I know Russians and Turks don't attach teas to gender roles.
>>51912969
>come on let me in, I'm from Kosovo
>you believe in Kosovo, right?
>europeans don't microwave their cereal
>>51912925
>plain green tea or some blend that contains cinnamon and cloves.
>>51913036
>I'd prefer something cold.
>drinking non-sweet, non-iced tea
>>51913036
I prefer it to be cold, so I just let it steep in the fridge overnight, 4L at a time.
>poortugese comes over
>surprised tap water isn't red
>>51913043
Well, men and women both drink tea here all the time. It just has nothing to do with smoking weed.
>>51911841
>Canadians go to bed with belts on
Is this true?
>>51913123
>>drinking non-sweet, non-iced tea
Pretty much. I usually go for beer, some sort of spirit mixed with a soft drink or just soft drink.
>>51913133
That's a lot of tea.
>>51911980
>rain at least once a week
sounds weird, I'm used to it raining maybe 6-8 times during winter and then not at all from May to October.
>>51913136
when did poortugal deny the jews their freedom?
>>51913192
>Californiadries
>>51911841
waht
>>51913241
>implying anyone in poortugal has freedom or the power to give it
Ayy lmao
>be me
>be gentleman from India
> use handkerchief amongst amerislobs
> get labeled as a queer
>>51913365
they were KINGS you uneducated sheep!
>>51913369
americans are like russians with that shit, but worse
>>51913043
>attach teas to gender roles
Who does?
>>51913413
What.
>>51913369
We have pocket-sized packets of Kleenex at every store, you fedora.
>>51911845
kek idk if you're trolling but if you can't shower barefoot you're 3rd world
>>51912089
stop posting lad.
>>51912749
don't bother czech friend, ameriblobs are known to be insincere fucks that don't care and ask questions they don't want answered
>>51913369
Do you also use that handkerchief after pooing in the streets?
>>51911704
Why not just get water straight from the tap? Why would you store it in a jug?
>American asks for a glass of water
>Ask him if he wants anything else
>"Oh, no sugar thanks I'm on a diet"
>>51914044
sugar is clearly referring to you, not actual sugar you nutcase
>>51914074
no sugar thanks
no thanks sugar
>>51914042
Because cold water is better.
>tfw eating cold watermelon on a 30C day
>Ask American for tap water
>He serves me fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LBjSXWQRV8
The US is Poortugal tier tbf
>>51914176
>Eating a hot burger while dripping sweat onto it on a 30C day
>>51914184
firewater is popular with natives
>americans come to visit
>"Everything is so green here!"
My sister said the same thing when she came back from america
>American offers you a glass of water
>it's McWater® that comes out the fridge
>glass four fifths filled with ground ice
>glass is 25cm (or 3'.416' '' dang ol' rotten teeth) tall
>American offers me sugar and ranch sauce because "wada ees jus' too plain 'nomsayin"
>deny
>get shot
>>51912628
>herbal/fruit
>tea
Pick one, faggot.
>>51917468
> no blob of butter in the glass of water
i bet the ameribro was just an acquaintance of yours, cuz no friend would leave butter out of a glass of water here
