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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
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100 most common Japanese words
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Slow day today, eh, lads.
I just said ありがとう to a 41-year-old Japanese woman and she told me to add ございます. I'm a lot younger than her though. Is it normal for senpai to correct your politeness?
おはよう諸君!
Why isn't there a larger Polynesian community in Japan given the fact that so many Hawaiians alone qualify for blood citizenship?
>>51909834
shhh, they're still sleeping!
>>51909860
yes, especially decent women are like that
Do you want to know what sexy is, anon? *giggles*
tfw自分のレスが一部を削られて翻訳サイトにのせられてコメ欄で叩かれてたときの気持ち
>>51910081
気持ちいらなかった
>>51910081
見に行かないから知らんけど、コメ欄で言い返せばいいじゃん?
>>51909860
Teachers like to do that.
こんばんわー
From last thread i was just wondering that is denko still alive and how he is? Or is he commited sudoku.
>>51909954
So non-decent will not correct politeness?
>>51909767
Otu
>>51910149
すでに叩く方向になってたら何を言っても認定されるだけだよ
>>51910174
Well she's not really a teacher. I just added her on HelloTalk.
>>51910211
本人なんだから本人認定されても文句言えないっしょ
ただコメントしてもアフィ管理人の養分になるだけなのがね
4chanに来ることもできない自閉症のまとめ民なんて放っておいたら?
>>51910189
I don't know………
I hope she still alive
>>51910287
認定っていうのはどうせ日本国旗のなりすましだろみたいなやつ
でもそうだね気にしないことにする
>>51910234
interesting
thank youデス
添付されたイメージはよく分からない
「集いし勇者」の「し」って、「した」という意味か
「いざ」は?"now"?
アフィカスがアフィカスですアピールする時代
>>51910187
こんばんわアメリカさん
>>51910192
maybe irresponsible people will not correct. it depends on the case though
>>51910324
ものすごく腹立つ気持ちには本当に共感するよ、乙
>>51910352
>「集いし勇者」の「し」って、「した」という意味か
Yes. It's old Japanese.
>「いざ」は?"now"?
Yes. I think so.
tell me your secret spots in your town
>>51910412
Hey man
>>51910453
I see. Thank you very much, anon!
外国のみなさん
you can add 顔文字 to dictionary here
→matsucon.net/material/dic/
if you tap '@しょぼーん', then '(´・ω・｀)ｼｮﾎﾞｰﾝ' is shown.
these 顔文字 are 1000 patterns.
おすすめですよ
example:
@あはは→( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ ＼ / ＼/ ＼
@うそです→* ﾟ･*:.｡.:*･゜+ d(*´∀｀)b うそです +.:*･゜ﾟ･*:. *
>>51910272
maybe she wanted to teach Japanese keigo, or she is a nagging woman.
チョンチャンハン
>>51910507
ありがとう(´-﹏-`;)
>>51910272
you remember and still mad about such a little thing
do you tiny pride hurting?^^
what an intolerant man lolololololololol
>using gozaimasu with women
top fucking cucck
>>51910507
testing <丶｀∀´>謝罪と賠償を要求ﾆﾀﾞ
We are all neets
ああ・・完全に読み間違えてたわ・・・
俺より年下の癖に指摘しやがって!!!!!!!!!!!11
って言ってるのかと思った
>>51910855
douche
>>51910798
She didn't only do it once. I also said まだご飯食べてない” and she told me to add です. She's married to a gaijin so I didn't think she needed that much respect.
>>51910939
Are you a grill gozaimasu?
>>51910956
RYANS WAIFU
>>51910324
よければその記事のURL教えてくれや
>>51911015
Add gozaimasu when you talk to me please gozaimasu
>>51910474
www.google.co.jp/maps/place/宗像大社沖津宮/
whoever always cannot enter here
every year, only one day, only 200 males can enter after 禊, females cannot.
BANZAI
**KABOOM**
>>51909767
センスのないOP
>>51911015
kek you stupid autistic douchebag gozaimasu
>>51911246
鳥カッコいいと思ったけど
>>51910910
∩(´･ω･`)つ―*'``*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* もうどうにでもな~れ
>>51911277
鷹はともかく、鷹匠の顔がだめ。
>>51911286
誤解から相手を煽り倒しておいて開き直るな
詫びるのが先だろ
>>51910956
takahiro is illness 糖質です
>>51910956
>>51911383
takahiro has mental illness in reality, so please ignore him
今日小学校一年生ズと給食を食べた
すごい食べにくかった
>>51911156
lol
あと鼻水が
>>51911439
Why did you eat with lolis today?
Konnichiwa.
>>51911561
Konnichiwawa
>>51911561
konnichiwa- :)
>>51911575
Top kek.
>>51911521
It was written on my schedule.
>>51910081
>>51910149
>>51910211
>>51910287
>>51910324
>>51910992
今だから、明かそう。/int/系の嚆矢で最大手の「劇訳」(tarkの「劇訳」ではない方)も、管理人の女性は、このスレの常連だった。三重のBBAが、そいつにいつも絡んでいた。
三重のBBAは、マンガもアニメも嫌いだが、特に嫌いなのは、政治ネタ特に韓国ネタが大嫌い。対して<政治ネタもいいじゃにいかという立場だったのが「劇訳」。
よく二人はやりあっていたね。
一番悪質なのは「万国の」だな。ネタのために糞くだらないスレを、よく立てている。しかも訳も恣意的で、都合のよいレスだけを適当に訳す。
日本語スレも過去何回か、部分的に訳している。
>>51911439
メニューは何だった?
>>51911513
寒いときに熱いものを食べると、防御反応で鼻水が出る。
教えて、おにいちゃん
http://strawpoll.me/6225942
>>51911521
he often eats lolis
>>51911811
俺お前に三重のババアって何度か言われたけど、なんで俺に何個もアンカーつけてそいつのこと喋ってるんだよ
適当に断定してんじゃねえぞキチガイが、消えろ池沼
>Dirty non aryan white try to talk to you
Yoh do nnot berong here
生活はいいね
>>51911865
everydayに一票
>>51911880
何、火病っているの? 昔「劇薬」は常連だったと書いているだけ。
誰かを認定なんかしてないぜ。
そういう被害妄想、止めてくんない? それに「三重のBBA」と認定されたことかせあるとすれば、それはお前が荒らしだからだろう。
A life is beautiful.
>>51911918
今日は、寿司喰ったか?
>>51911842
麺類だった
>>51911985
濁点は、カナ打ちだと「せ」の横にあんのよ。
typo
それに「三重のBBA」と認定されたことがあるとすれば、それはお前が荒らしだからだろう。
>Make hellotalk profile
>Don't put bio in
>Don't put real photo in, put in a rappy instead
>Overnight request by 30yo woman
When wilk this meme end
>>51912005
N-nope(´;ω;`)
>>51912040
ラーメンか?
こんにちわ、ファムズ。
Going to ask about a few memes translated to katakana.
Is "no era penal" ノ・エラ・ペナル or do I have to stuff in a few ーs?
Also what is "too much ass" in Japanese? And how do you write "ayy lmao" in katakana?
hellotalkって出会い系とどう違うんだ
>>51912162
>katakana
Actually just Japanese in general.
>>51912118
そんな豪華なもん出へんやろ
普通のうどんやった
hello japan
do you hate brown?
>>51912211
だろうな。岐阜のうどんは味が濃い。名古屋のミソが入ったゲテモノうどんは論外だけど。きし麺は、嫌いではないが、本場、名古屋は旨くない。
>>51912256
no.
>>51912256
brown is justice
>>51912256
why need to hate
>>51912269
名古屋のきしめんが冷蔵庫にあるけどまだ暖めてない
普通の麺類とどう違う?味は?
>>51912256
I want to love a petite brown girl from your country sexually, but I can't because that's neo imperialism.
>>51912028
私の一番好きなアニメ画像を送ったありがとうございます
今日はサラダを食べようと思っています
For me:
it's all right to see a Japanese penis.
it's all right to see a Japanese pussy.
it's all right to see a white pussy.
But it's not all right to see a white penis.
Why is this?
>>51912304
Azusa is a fucking annoying bitch
>>51912389
Because you're a perverted Japanese girl.
>>51912368
Papi is ridiculous and I love her
>>51912454
ぱ...ぴ..?
知りません
二つの原爆はたりなかったようですね・・・
>>51912389
You'll be a hero if you suck white penis.
>>51912162
日本人は、そもそも、メキシコのサッカーは、余程のマニアを除いて詳しくない。
ただ、神の手(かみのて、Hand of God)は有名。
説明する必要もないと思うが、アルゼンチンのマラドーナが、1986年ワールドカップ・メキシコ大会準々決勝のイングランド戦で決めた「神の手(La Mano de Dios)」ゴールに由来する。
要は、明らかな反則なのに、審判にとられない、しかも、それが正当化された。
no era penaは、マニア以外は知らないと思う。
>>51912311
きし麺は、甘辛い鳥の鍋で少し煮込んで食べるまが旨い。名古屋や長野なら、きし麺の食べられる店は多い。そういう所で、一度食べてみたら?
簡単なレシピ
http://cookpad.com/recipe/2366130
普通のうどんは醤油と味醂が1対1だから、少し甘めの味付け。
勿論、パスタのように食べることもできるのでクックパットの他の頁を見て。
>>51912368
ちょっとエッチなミクさんだな。
誤爆すんなキチガイ死ね
>>51912545
愚にもつかない釣りを毎度毎度しやがって、糞ボケが自害しろ
Someone please explain to me where Alberto Barbosa meme & my wife's son meme come from.
>>51912691
パンツは可愛いマンコ形をしています
>>51912781
落ち着けチョンさん、事実なんだろう?
girl sends me a text:
>おじや(雑炊)でも作って持って行こうか?
h... have i finally made it, gents?
>>51912899
>my wife's son
I like this one because It tries to be subtle. Basically, it aims to troll people by presuming that the poster is a cück but is at the same time not aware of it.
要は、「他人の息子をしつけことはバカで、ダメなものだ」って
>>51912959
You did it!!!
>>51913000
sadly, i was asleep (sick) and didn't see her message
now i am eating soup from the コンビニ, alone
>>51912999
>it aims to troll people by presuming that the poster is a cück but is at the same time not aware of it
>keks are often unaware that they're being keked
woah, too fucking meta
>>51913056
(;つД｀)
>>51912959
>>51913056
I've seen this situation enough times in anime to know she wants the D
Sorry to interrupt all of the glorious perversion in this thread, but would anyone mind grammar checking my final course project?
おはようございます、わたしのなまえはジャスティンコップ。
わたしは十九さいです。
わたしのせんこうはコンピューター、わたしもメールをかきます。
わたしはスポーツをしませんでした。
たから、わたしは毎日およぎます。
わたしはとうきょうのだいがくがすきです!
>>51913209
Please write it in English please
Then, I will check it
>>51913056
No problem with it.
You say thank you for her message when you see her again then it's all ok.
She must love you in varying degrees.
>>51913209
you need a です at the end of the first sentence
>>51913247
my bad, forgot. procrastinating as usual, getting late.
Good morning, my name is Justin kopp.
I am 19 years old.
My major is in computers, and I like to write emails too.
I have not done any sports before.
So, I am swimming every day.
I like Tokyo University!
Koreans always lack vitamin.
>>51913280
>My major is in computers, and I like to write emails too.
you don't know enough grammar to be able to write this sentence, and it doesn't make much sense anyway
by the way, there is no need to say わたし わたし わたし all the time
>>51913280
わたしのなまえはジャスティンコップ→わたしのなまえはジャスティンコップです
わたしもメールをかきます→わたしはメールもかきます
わたしはスポーツをしませんでした→わたしはいぜんはなにもスポーツをしていませんでした
たから、わたしは毎日およぎます→だから、わたしは毎日およいでいます
とうきょうのだいがく→とうきょうだいがく
3 MORE PAGES TO WRITE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO ADD
HEEELP
>>51913435
>エッセー
何について?
>>51913280
>わたしもメールをかきます。
It doesn't make sense there.
>わたしのせんこうはコンピューターで、メールをかくこともすきです。
But your sentences are awesome.
>>51913435
Write about your sexual fantasies
>>51913422
sorry, mistake
わたしはメールをかくのもすきです is correct
>>51913456
IT'S ABOUT FAIRYTALES
MY FINAL IS ABOUT FUCKING FAIRYTALES
>>51913507
should have done STEM, ラッド
>>51913475
もっとカッチリした日本語を教えてやれよ…
>>51913507
>fairytales
>>51913547
ごめん下手くそだった
>>51913563
This.
>>51913417
>>51913422
>>51913459
Thank you for the help. This is basically the final course project for an introductory-level semester. have to fulfill pic related requirements.
>>51913253
>love
ドキドキ
i always get nervous when she says nice things to me
because i know that japanese people love 建前
>>51913507
>history of fairy tales
>how fairy tales have changed over the centuries
>popular modern stories/movies adapted from old fairy tales
there's a ton to write about, but we can't tell you much without knowing the type of assignment you have to write.
>>51913507
write about 日本の昔話
>>51913585
>5 point deduction if written in romaji
kek
>at least 5 kanji
Yours only has 2 kanji
>>51913635
i'm still converting to romaji before i go too much further into replacing more with kanji. have to record me speaking it as well and turn it in online.
Also, there are four Kanji in it right now.
>tfw havent been studying because studying buddhism and magick
>>51913635
十九
毎日
so, 4 kanji
>>51913669
>have to record me speaking it as well
please, post vocaroo here
it will be more than adqueate payment for our services
>>51913671
FUCK YOU BITCH
i *can* learn japanese
(i just can't read that character yet)
>>51913635
lol
>>51913585
you can use '東京大学', now 6 kanji
>>51913685
Oh, true. Didn't notice the numbers when I scanned through the text
日本の風景
>>51913585
おはようございます、私(わたし)の名前(なまえ)はジャスティンコップです。
私は十九さいです。
私の専攻(せんこう)はコンピューターで、メールを書(か)くことも好(す)きです。
私はこれまでスポーツをしてこなかったので、毎日およぐようにしています。
私は東京大学が好きです!
>http://www.economist.com/news/leaders/21679472-suspects-japanese-police-cells-are-far-too-vulnerable-abuse-forced-confess?fsrc=scn/fb/te/pe/ed/forcedtoconfess
this article proves badness of japanese justice system. this is same in japan all time, look good on top, but in side it is not good.
we japanese must learn from our mistake, and correct justice system.
>>51913696
maybe when i finally get around to it. Still have to finish it, write it, etc. might be a little while.
>>51913725
It is a twisted 怒
Funny
>>51913758
jag onanerade
>>51913585
>>51913737 is the best and natural
but I think you should use 。not 、in first sentence
おはようございます。
Does watching anime actually teach you Japanese?
I can't find anything I want to read anymore and I am not a fan of anime but it is better than nothing.
>>51913801
Hah, jävla räka
Jag är fortfarande igång
>>51913835
Watch anime you maki faggot
What are some things tourists do that make you dislike them?
>>51913870
o-ok daddy...
>>51913835
the first semester of intro jap class here, it will barely teach you anything.
The fact that you're (probably) reading subtitles, rather than listening to the dialogue, means that you're ignoring 99% of anything you could possibly pick up on.
americans, are not you sleepy!?
>>51913894
they don't speak american
>>51913946
xNEETx
>>51913946
i'm pretty ねむい、my friend
but i only woke up 9 hours ago
(not NEET, just sick)
>>51913946
I'm a night owl. Worked night shift over the summer too. Night is the only quiet time in the house because i live with family, better to get work done or play video games uninterrupted.
>>51913265
別に付けなくとも良い。文を体言で終止する修辞法を体言止めと言う。
自己紹介で自分の名前を強調しているnuanceになる。
>>51913417
>>51913585
日本語では、よく主語を省略する。しかし、あくまでも省略なので、つけても良い。
それよりも、第一人称の誤りが痛い。
私は「わたくし」が正しい。
「わたし」は、口語でしかも女言葉。
もし、入試や入社の面接て「わたし」などと言おうものなら、即座に落とされる。
>>51913961
NEET dose not need to sleep?
>>51913978
if you are ねむい you should sleep now m8
take care of yourself
>>51914039
>NEET dose not need to sleep?
NEET sleep when they feel like it. It's 8:30am in Finland and I'm about to go sleep. Just a bit more shitposting first
>>51914016
night owl? me too.
I love night TV show.
what kind of game do you play?
Nihao
>>51914039
ok i will go to sleep very soon
but first i will look for some new doujinshi on the sad panda
>>51914039
We need to sleep but our habits are bad.
Yo fookin' morons
>>51914100
Too many games. Shooters and RPG's mostly, but puzzle games and others occasionally.
Have you guys got fallout 4 yet?
>>51914227
It's gonna be on sale on 17th Dec here
That feel when my fap gave me more ideas about what to write.
Thanks, dopamine overload!
>>51914259
yeah, i thought i heard it was delayed, that stinks. It had a very successful launch, but there are many bugs.
The game is very good, but simplified from previous games. Less role playing, but shooting is much better.
what kind of night TV shows do you watch?
>>51914111
You are going to love nihao toilet.
腕が疲れた...
生徒を一人持ち上げたら、みなやりたくなっちゃう
>>51914436
>but there are many bugs.
Time and time again. How does Bethesda get away with this shit man? Why do we let them and support them??
>>51914382
whenever i fap instead of work i just get tired. good luck.
>>51914453
I don't think so. That's disgusting. I prefer privacy.
>>51914259
are you gonna buy it on release date?
I'm hesitating about whether buy it or not because there are many bugs as usual
>>51914474
Fin miku, men det där kommer inte funka
Du anar inte vad för häxkonst jag sitter på men i framtiden kanske du kommer att få se om vi fortsätter att se varandras brev
>>51914510
>Why do we let them and support them??
I just pirated it, they deserve no money for such a buggy game on such an old engine
>>51914436
I'm not the guy you've been talking :P
But I prefer watch some comedy shows in Japan such as ウレロ! series or アメトーク
>>51913898
I already have a bunch of Japanese under my belt so I learn stuff with it. Its just I really dont have a lot of focus and jsut hate watching tv.
>>51914510
Because their games are pretty chill after all
>>51914510
>>51914532
launch was much better this time around though. Nothing noticable or game breaking in general, no save corruption.
Obviously the game is very big and nothing beats millions of playtesters, but they did a much better job this time. They just need to work on their shadow render optimization.
Consoles should be completely fine on launch.
You'll need some mods to optimize it for pc, and you'll need to mess with the ini files to play with FPS locks (standard set to 30 or 60) and to remove mouse acceleration. If playing on PC without mods, just turn off god rays and lower shadow settings to minimum.
>>51914532
Nah I don't think I'll get it yet.
Being a grammar nerd, ちなみにhesitate(ためらう)とwhether(かどうか)を同時に使うとすげー変だぜ
ためらうかどうか迷ってますとは言わないのと一緒ね
>>51914382
腕を交差させて、左手でfapする。
これを秘技他人の手という。
免許皆伝を目指し、励みたまえ。
>>51914490
大事な右手をいたわれよ。最初の恋人だろ?
そういや、彼女とはどうなった?
>>51913946
>>51914039
because the nighmare does not end when I awake tojo
>>51914097
that was a comfy post finnon, you sound comfy
>>51913835
The problem is that the fuckin' anime characters speak such an irritating Japanese and so is their habit of speaking way.
>>51914711
Take amobarbital
>>51914749
No thanks. I'm already in Benzo withdrawal. This is a special kind of hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h56kxqUHC8Y
>>51914658
一応こういうの書く前に""で括ってググってるんだけど、同じ使い方してる海外のサイトが大量にヒットしたんだが…
英語ネイティブ的に不自然に聞こえるってこと?
>>51914875
The Japanese kinda sounds like such a Weeaboo Japanese but still alright.
Anyway considering her face she's not bad at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ko3bMKzR4
>>51914720
Now this is true. I like Anime (Manga more) but can you imagine they really spoke the way these characters speak in an office environment or bank in Japan? It would never happen
>>51914888
文法オタクのフォーラムに絶対使うなって書いてるのなら今みつけたぞ
http://forum.wordreference.com/threads/hesitate-to-do-hesitate-doing.1454593/
>Oh and don't add the whether, it doesn't sound right.
日本語で書いてあるサイトの文法はわりと変なのも混じってるから気をつけて
>>51914990
>日本語で書いてあるサイト
だから海外のサイトと書いたけど
日本語サイトの英語はあてにしないよ
>>51914936
Ya when I see a Gaijin speaking like that I feel like *facepalms*
>>51914930
>russia today
Literally propaganda.
Even more than CNN MSNBC and FOX put together.
>>51915019
例えばここも海外のサイトだけど間違った文法で書き込んでる奴はクソほどいる(通じるとは言ってない)
あとはわかるな?
>>51914963
vad menar du med häxkonst
>>51915063
I just came
>>51915055
日本語で指摘してくる日本語サイトと同レベルの人よりあまたの海外サイトのほうを信じるわ、どうも
>>51914930
rt is russian sponsored actual propaganda
it is quite literally one of the most biased media you can find
>>51915076
Glad I could help
Is listening to music listening practice?
pure loli never betray me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNOsw0A5XQE
>>51915063
I want to put it in her butt so bad.
>>51915077
Lol alright you stubborn :)
>>51915134
Takahiro, remember, no cp.
>>51915131
Their pronounciation can differ from normal speech and their sentences are usually weird since they have to get them to fit to the music properly
>>51915134
for a mentally retarded jap neet, you sure speak english well
>>51915169
Yeah you're right plus its hard to tell what English singers are saying sometimes. I would imagine its the same for Japanese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxjjP8-6l-k
>>51915134
Wow this is really amazing...
Wasn't she born abroad and did grew up there so their parents/grand parents taught her the oldies..
I haven't seen any teenager who sing those ones so well :)
>>51915195
Melodies of Life reminds me of childhood
>>51915140
自己紹介だな、知ったかぶりで間違った知識披露すんなよ
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091124133922AAQCZF0
せめて10000件近くの海外サイト見て来いよ
お前パンツ屋みたいだね
>>51911561
My grandfather lost his arm and half his face when he was visiting your country in the 60's, you haven't seen them laying around have you?
こんにちは。みんな、元気?何してるの?今、日本のパンクロックを聞いている。
>>51915243
私はあなたで同じ気持ちです。
>>51915333
takahiro post cp pls
>>51915308
japanese homework.
>>51915308
I'm listening to the loli music someone posted here right before.
I'm not that old but the oldies she song move me
sing*
>>51915424
wwwwwww
can I download your picture?
>>51915063
Jag sitter på information som inte du gör och därför så biter inga av dessa bilder på mig
Jag är över dig, någon gång så ska jag visa dig, jag lovar
I also went to the the Japanese market and bought a lot of goodies. I bought 4-packs of hi-chew, that shit is like an orgy in my mouth.
>>51915308
Shitposting before school.
>>51915448
Sure. This one too.
>>51915485
thank you! i love you
>>51915308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BVFFjVEg-M
I'm going to jam it in.
>>51915514
I like this very much
Is pocky just for weebs? Do Japs even really like pocky that much?
>>51915538
P-please be gentle
while fucking a japanese girl last night, i got her to say
>I love gaijin penis, japanese penis too small
lmao, silly japs, they get keked by their own women
>>51915548
pocky?
yes, it is really popular in Japan. I often eat it, too
>>51915598
Let's do the pocky game together...
>>51915548
>tfw i'm eating "たけのこの里" right now
>>51915548
it's chocolate, everyone likes chocolate...
>>51915621
OK! I'm a man tho
>>51915598
ingredients in pocky include, but are not limited to; smegma, sawdust, feces, vitamin b-12 and semen
>>51915635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mnOU_8Snws
I'm planning on eating okonomiyaki tomorrow for breakfast because it's a pancake, but is it even a breakfast dish?
maybe pocky is meme? means dick?
>>51915670
( ﾟдﾟ )
Seriously, why do American people always ha
>>51915628
>たけのこ厨
>>51915685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwY7Rnd8p5Y
>>51915628
>>51915826
FIGHT!
>>51915824
what are y
ATTENTION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-q7YnyUmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-q7YnyUmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-q7YnyUmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-q7YnyUmY
ATTENTION
>>51915845
I never got that image
Why is it posted all the time?
>>51915900
If Miku was not my girlfriend It would definitely be Teto
I love tetos design
I'm going to close my eyes now.
pure loli never betray me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x3a1PydfvE
>>51915951
Teto was my first waifu.
Maki is my laifu
>>51915980
Good night cutey <3 ~~~
>>51915980
Don't wanna close my eyes
ビットコインは5万円突破!
>>51916087
I don't wanna fall asleep
>>51916148
[Can't wake up]
Wake me up inside!
>>51916087
The American singer who sings the theme tune of the movie that a bald man
saved the earth from a meteorite detected.
I can't remember the name of the singer or the title of the movie.
>>51916232
Armageddon
What's the most fappable English word?
>>51915271
そういやcuntをcountryの略とか言っているバカいて草萌えた
>>51916304
Ah, I remember now.
>>51916330
smegma
>>51916351
and singer is aerosmith
>>51916336
え?
ちゃうの?
/int/ではたまに見るで、その使い方
>>51910571
笑いました
>>51916377
リアで誰もその下品な略をしない
>>51916361
WHY DID YOU MAKE ME GOOGLE THE IMAGE OF IT
I’M ABOUT TO PUKE
セックスしましょうか?
>>51916400
/int/での話やん、いましてるのは
>>51916402
holy fuck lol
>>51911865
>not a whenever I feel like it option
This poll is bad and you should feel bad about it.
>>51916402
kek, seriously though, try "blue waffle" .
>>51916402
Oh Japan, so cute yet so vulnerable.
>>51916330
cucck, as in when i cucck a japanese male when his wifes cheats with me.
>>51916402
To be honest, I did the same thing lol
>>51916468
Is that fish a meme? I remember seeing it in a rustles picture as well
>>51916336
ああ、あの時の、cuntっていう4chanスラング知らなかったヤツと、膨大な英語サイトより自分の文法知識のほうが正しいと言い張って憚らない、恥知らず日本人は同一人物だったか?
>>51916459
>Go to Google.com type in "Blue waffle" and then click the "I'm feeling lucky" button.
Then you'll know what the fuck it means >.<
>>51916496
>rustle
>>51916400
おはよう、ノルウェイ君
>>51916541
おはよう desu
私を殺して
>>51916538
I'd be more concerned about Takahiro posting CP here than someone looking at Rustle's works.
>>51916336
うわぁ・・・
>>51916538
Found it
>>51916598
onegai
>Norway
>Sweden
It would be perfect if Finland showed up.
>>51916608
GET ON THE GROUND! POLICE!! DON'T FUCKING MOVE!!
>>51916629
What about denmark?
>>51916654
>Denmark
このスレは前から北欧の人が多いけど日本のアニメが放送しているの?
>>51916654
>Denmark
>>51916639
sorry pal, out of your juresdiction.
>>51916704
>>51916676
Denmark is the only nordic country hosting the JLPT so in this thread they win
まじで日本人やめたい
鬱な満員電車で社畜通勤
社畜してまた社畜帰宅
そして安い給料に高い税金
この国に幸せなんて無いんだよ
老人優遇やめろ
>>51916721
Hello Dane
Enjoying your stay in Norway?
Good
>>51916740
老人しか選挙に投票しないから…
>>51916705
>out of your jurisdiction
I'm sorry, but did you forget what are flag means? We need to get the job done one last time.
>>51916740
it would help if japanese people weren't so retarded, you all just ignore all problems and pretend they don't exist.
combine this with an inefficient as fuck work culture, and your country is doomed.
>tfw i'm going home in 10 days and it'll be the best day of my life.
>>51916608
japanese taiyaki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFJp8fLQM4c
low quality korean rip off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeoAUACRxR4
>>51916791
the first two nukes are what made them that way, a third isn't gonna solve the problem.
>>51916740
希望無いよマジで
俺みたいな世代は金も無いし先も無いし、日本も衰退するから
満足に働けないジジイ連中を高給で雇い続けて、しわ寄せは若者に来るんだよ
Excel使えなくて処理遅いのに、何で残業代貰ってるの?
仕事できないなら辞めてくれよ
>>51916608
He draws beautiful stuff, man.
不満なら語学勉強して海外出るしかないっしょ
俺はそれに向けて準備してる
さらば!shithole Japan!
>>51916876
I doubt the nukes had any effect regarding this in the first place.
移民や経済難民の発想ですな
>>51916966
>>51916740
What is this, reverse weebs?
>>51916740
多分、我々が老人になる時代に老人優遇は是正されるだろうね、、、
Someone please make a new thread
今の日本見ると、終戦後そのままアメリカ領になった方が幸せだったんじゃないか…
日本人には政治は無理
アメリカさんが力づくで政府倒すか、中国かロシアが核落としてくれるまで待つしかないw
>>51916928
I bought little girl 10 from him personally last wintercomiket
>>51917031
OK!
はあ何だこの流れ
メシ食いにいこ…
>>51916895
俺は今年11年ぶり位にリアルで働き始めたのだが
リアルの人間の思考能力・記憶力・効率の悪い部分を改善して仕事をし易くする能力・心を静かに保つ能力・人の話を聴く能力・人に分かりやすく話す能力
が著しく低い事に気づいた
そして事務処理も当たり前のようにword excelを使える人間はおらず
パソコンがあるのに原価計算ソフトすら入れず電卓でやっている
それどころかパンのレシピすら
俺が入って作り直すまで分量を間違ったまま使っていた
まあそのお陰で俺TUEEE出来るんだが
>昨日生理が来たよ
>>51917028
40代前後の就職氷河期世代から、5年後くらで20代になる子たちは
たぶん一番恵まれない世代になりそう
いま25歳の俺も恵まれてるとは思わんからな、バブルなんて知らないし、金を使うことは悪だと思ってる(常にお金が無いから節約しなさいと言われ続けて育ったので)
>>51917073
Haven't you used a condom during sex?
>>51917073
Hemorrhoid
Arite lads, I'll make a new thread.
A new thread
>>51917132
>>51917132
>>51917132
Feels good
>>51917104
It's complicated.
>>51917115
Wait, まゆゆ making a new thread
>>51917115
>>51917049
>>51917031
I announced it
>>51916502
>ああ、あの時の、cuntっていう4chanスラング知らなかったヤツと、膨大な英語サイトより自分の文法知識のほうが正しいと言い張って憚らない、恥知らず日本人は同一人物だったか?
で、cuntfはcountryの略なんだな?
>>51916400
絶対に本当の意味は教えないように。この知ったかぶりには、永遠に思わせておこう。
>>51917154
Thanks まゆゆさん
>>51917193
痛いなぁ
>>51917267
本当に、とんでもなく痛い奴がいる
>>51917057
おまえもこんな匿名掲示版で粘着して荒らしたり自己顕示欲満たしてるただの淋しいゴミだけどなw
私マンコだ
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