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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread >>51880169


Useful Links---
今までのスレ一覧
>http://desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese%20thread/
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに
Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link.
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>>51891175
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Hope good health for the Emperor
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>>51891175
she looks older than 13 desu
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おつカレー
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ハ、ハロー
き、聞こえますか
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>Ryan Boundless says he regularly sees japanese women balled up in corners in stairwells and family mart convenience stores by themselves, crying to themselves
>Sees lonely old Japanese men with radios sitting in the park alone

What's wrong, Japan? Who hurt you? WHO HURT YOU?
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>>51891471
literally looks like poo to the loo
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ドイツだと公開済みみたいだけど、日本公開はいつ?
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>>51891592
You might need to see a doctor.
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>>51891592
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>>51891592
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What's legal with pen?
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>>51891614
I meant to read it for ages, but never got down to it.
Has anyone read it? Is it any good?
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おつですー

コンビニから帰ってきてウインナー焼いてたら、新スレになってた…
ていうか、美可子は13歳と何百カ月なんだよ
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>>51891575
I haven't told this anyone but I once saved a suicidal korean girl. She is now my girlfriend I gave her a reason to live.
I saw her crying in a park and approached her
She worked at a CU and I had seen her there before
We started meeting regularly
One time I went to her store during her shift
And she got wild in the backroom
sucked my dick like a motherfuckin vacuum
Ahh I love my girlfriend
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>>51891903
Please go away.

I'll never understand why a Koreaboo is on the Japanese thread.
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>>51891903
I feel sad for you when I read your posts.
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>>51891877
日常?
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ニヤニヤ
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>>51892235
正解。
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おまわりまんこのひとです>>51892297
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>>51891903
what wrong with you?
why you always post about your imaginary gf?
what happend in your life?
you should find some friend and hobby
please do not make me sad any more
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>>51892579
I just really like Korean food
That's why I eat it almost every day
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>>51891984
>>51892013
>>51892579
Just report and don't reply to him
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>>51892642

Gross as fuck
Go to korean thread asshole
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did bump limit change?
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>>51891797
its pretty meh desu
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>>51891877

男?
男は深夜にコンビニ行くとか怖くないんですね
裏山
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>>51893076
男でもこわいかこわくないかは住んでる場所によるんじゃね?
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>>51892900
why 2bh?
you're my friends and I'm a member of this thread
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>>51892978
It's 310 desu.
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>>51892297

きもい
なんで男はみんなキモくなるんだろう
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>>51892579
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おはよう
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>>51893076
野郎だよー
東京の住宅地だけど今の時間でも人通りがまだ意外とあるから大丈夫だよー
取り敢えずホモには見つからなかった
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>>51893326
Speaking about that image, did Northern Algeria finally turned into low-quality Nazi Germany or what?
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>>51892994
Hm, I won't bother then.
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>>51893385
おはよう
今日は暑い?
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Japan must brake off diplomatic relations with Korea.
We love together dangerously, so 800 years later, will be good friends.
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>>51893560
>We love together dangerously
説明してください
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plz point out if i mistake eng
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>>51893434
Why would they?
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>>51893480
いえ、まだそんなに暑くない。
21度ぐらいかな。
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>>51893747
Last time I checked "Front national" was going to win or had already won the last elections, don't remember too well.
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>>51893462
まゆゆさま
カラマーゾフの兄弟ってロシアでも人気ですか?
みんな一度は読みますか?
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>>51893666
愛と憎しみは紙一重 Ai to Nikushimi wa Kamihitoe
Love and Hatred are almost the same.

they rape us
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You made mistakes here >>51893560 and here >>51893698
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>>51893825
そうなんだ
寒いの苦手だからニュージーランド行きたいよ
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There’s this girl I’ve had feelings for since high school, and now we’re in college together. We’ll call her Denko.
Once we hit second year, we went out drinking, and I worked up the courage to exchange numbers.
We started out talking often, but she hasn’t answered me in three days now.
I’m getting depressed just thinking that Denko might be sick, or that something happened to her… (´・ω・`)
Please, somebody give me some advice.
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>>51893996
from 2ch?
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>>51894090
Just report and don't reply to him
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>>51893698
perhaps you might want to say "Love causes war".
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>>51893996
Considering that she is not busy for some reason, then it means that she likely got bored of you. That's what they do when this happens.
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>>51893876
Karamazov brothers is not in the school curriculum, so far from everyone read it.

Everyone reads the 'Fathers and Sons' and 'Crime and Punishment' in school.
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>>51893996

Please find 2nd Denko or other things to distract you.
Concentrating to one person is not good for someone like you (I mean a good person). I am like you and I end up having a conclusion that it's important to have other distractions for not focusing on one person, it can be very heavy.
Please forget her once for a while desu.
Good luck (´・ω・`)
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>>51893952
thx
i made mistakes.

>>51893996
(´・ω・`) is ショボーン or しょぼん, not denko!!
∧,_∧
( ´・ω・) ))
(( ( つ ヽ、
〉 とノ )))
(__ノ^(_)

∧_,∧
(( (・ω・` )
/ ⊂ ) ))
((( ヽつ 〈
(_)^ヽ__)
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>>51893850
we will know sunday 8pm
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>>51893996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw-ID3eMcEw
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>>51894322
Arigato
I love aryosha, the third son...
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>tfw you will never be this happy
Why is Japan so happy?
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>>51893996
Don't write to her for at least 1-2 weeks if she doesn't write you first, then write asking how is she and if she doesn't reply never write to her again. Ever.
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>>51893996
Famous stalker story from 2ch
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>>51894414
>left one in purple/black dress
male or female?
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>I’d throw a tax on every Mercedes-Benz rolling into this country and on all Japanese products, and we’d have wonderful allies again. -- Donald Trump
Oh no :( Please don't tax Japanese goods.
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>>51894477
Fug, he totally got me and now I look like a fool.
Serves me right for trusting the Eternal Finn, I guess.
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>>51894563
No clue. My friend sent me this from Japan.
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>>51894563
Maybe male
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>>51894607
Don't worry, you were not the only one falling for the bait. Shit happens, yo.
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>>51893326
>we are shoving that fucking rose up your butt and you are gonna like it
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>>51894667
>>51894668
how about this one
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いちいち外人の彼氏作らなくてもここに来ればいいじゃん
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>>51894774
Looks like my stomach, so I'd say it's a guy.
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>>51894414
>Why is Japan so happy?
cause they can wear panda pajamas when they want to
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>>51894794
どういうこと?
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>>51894774
ガリガリ女
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>>51894810
Post stomach (for statistical research purposes)
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>>51894774
Looks like a cute boy to me.
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∧_,,∧
. /\. (`・ω・´) /ヽコラ!ひろゆき
| ● ⊂ ⊃ ● | ずれるぞ!仕事しろ
ヽ/ / く \ /
(ノ⌒ヽ)
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>>51894868
日本人の女は英語を習得するために外人の彼氏を作る
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>>51894959
∧__∧
( ・ω・) いやどす
ハ∨/^ヽ
ノ::[三ノ :.'、
i)、_;|*く; ノ
|!: ::.".T~
ハ、___|
"""~""""""~"""~"""~"
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>>51894867
Why don't you import them if you like them so much?
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>>51894978
日本人の女だけど英語を勉強するためにゲーム買った
わざわざ英語の勉強するために恋人作る人っておるん?
付き合った人が外国人で結果的に英語が上達したとかじゃなくて?
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>>51894774
Is this you?
Do you look good with a skirt?
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>>51894978
私は違う

そんなものつくらずに話せるようになった
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>>51895162
付き合っても上達はしないんだよ
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だれか4ちゃん用のAA作ってたも
壁殴り代行始めました

スタッフがあなたの家の近
くの家の壁を無差別に
殴りまくります!
1時間¥1200~
24時間営業 年中無休
__
/ ))) _
`/ イ~ (((ヽ
( ノ  ̄Y\
| (\ ∧_∧ | )
ヽ ヽ`(´・ω・)/ノ/
\ | ⌒Y⌒ / /
|ヽ | ノ/
\トー仝ーイ
| ミ土彡/
) |
/ _ \
/ / \ ヽ
/ / ヽ |
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>>51894892
Never mind. I took a pic and realized it looks pretty different from my stomach.
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>>51895199
That's not me
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>>51895294
Too bad but still
Do you look good with a skirt?
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鼻の穴って常にどっちかが詰まってるんだって
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>>51895272
じゃあなおさら「英語を習得するために外人と付き合う」の意味がわからんわ
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>>51895353
Of course, I look good in anything
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121円
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Damn, she's cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuuUfP4uJEk
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>>51895377
僕は常に両方が詰まってる
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>>51895162
なんのゲーム買った?
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>>51895513
plus tip
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>>51895400
外国人観光客が増えるかもしれないから書いた
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>>51895549
ポケモン!
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>>51895553
外国人観光客が増えるかもしれないから日本人の女は英語を習得するために外国人の彼氏を作るって書いたの???
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>>51895553
????????
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>>51895553
お前よくわからんこと言うな
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>>51895624
洋ゲーじゃないのか…!
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>>51895116
You can't go out wearing that in Germany. You'd look silly.

>>51895294
That doesn't answer the question. Do you look good in a skirt yes or no?
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>>51895553
すでに海外サイトじゃ日本の女は外人とすぐに寝るって事になってるんだけど
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>>51895843
>>51895509
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Make the boyfriend of the foreigner for a woman of Japanese to learn English
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会話が謎の禅問答みたいになってるなw
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>>51895902
yep
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http://content.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1892469,00.html

Would Japan do this other immigants?
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>>51895818
いやごめん
やっぱ好きなのの方が楽しいやろ
てか意味わからんからほとんど勘で技選んでる
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>>51895902
I am gaijin. I am looking for Japanese woman to show them the 英語 penis.
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>>51895902
Is this a google translation?

Because that sentence is proper fucked up.
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>>51891325
it's like 40 year old pretending to be 13
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>>51895553
こういう奴が想像で日本人の女は〜って断言して広めてんのか
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Japanese woman becomes smelly foreigner
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>>51896073
yep
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>>51895902
なんだその意味不明な英語
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>>51896073
I would make smelly foreigner out of Japanese woman
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>>51896073
Japanese women already are smelly foreigners
>>
I am allowed to smell a Japanese woman .
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>>51895902
do you need to fuck with someone to learn english? Can't you just learn it by yourself?
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>>51895982
こんな夜中に面白いじゃねーか
とんでもねぇ伏兵がいたもんだ
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>>51896213
You would have said she there ?
In order to learn English .
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>>51895162
手を見せてください
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>>51896197
Tuesday always comes after Monday
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>>51896219
でも色で技のタイプがわかるから割りとなんとかなる
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>>51896273
>You would have said she there ?
... what?
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>>51896292
ぞい子かわいすぎるw
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くそ日本人とくそ日本語とくそバカ言語は自殺するのに

What mistakes did I make
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>>51896431
You made the mistake of being alive Nigel
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>>51896431
>What mistakes did I make

That depends on what you were even trying to say
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>>51896300
My hands are dirty because of hundreds of Audino's blood
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>>51895902
for learn English
make the boyfriend
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>>51896431
You forgot to add "今すぐ" after "は"
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>>51896171
ほらやってんじゃん
日本人の女は英語を習うために外人と付き合う
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Stop bully smelly gaijn
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>>51896705
??
>>
ひとりね、激しく酔っぱらってる人がいると思うんだ
もういいんだけどさ
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チョンチャンハン
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>>51896582
hi
where are you from?
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>>51896852
We smelly gaijin are grateful to be able to post in Japanese thread. But please do not bully us.
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>>51896705
その安価先の何が ほら、なんだ?
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>>51896705
Smelly foreigner detected
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>>51896705
つきあわねえよ

ウジ虫わいてんのかおまえ
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>>51896989
>Being this much of a bitch
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>>51896922
チョン顔w
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あなたのことが好きなのです
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>>51896922
He looks like me.
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日本の若い女性は匂いに敏感だからそこだけ注意しとけ。
おっさんを見たら臭いと悪口を言います。
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>>51897156
Hello korean
Enjoying your life in Japan?
Good
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>>51896989
Of course we don't bully you
It's really fun to talk to you guys in this thread
One crazy person here right now, but ignore him and continue talking
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>>51897195
勉強になりました。 ありがとうごさいます。
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>>51896922
reminds me of the chijon leader
Koreans are really nice people. I like them very much
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>>51896705
あれ読めないのか
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>>51897269
Just joking
I'm a Japanese and handsome guy:-)
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>>51897349
日本の女性は既に外国人によって臭くなってる
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>>51897442
me too
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>>51897093
可愛い少女のカロリネルの小隊のアニメ、いつ?
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>>51897442
>I'm a Japanese and handsome guy
Prove it and post a picture of yourself with a time stamp.
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>>51897442
You got me worried, lad
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>>51897347
>Sagt er hat eine Freundin
>Verteidigt den ganzen Tag Koreaner auf einem amerikanischen Massenschießereiplanungsforum
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>>51897444
マジかよお前
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>>51897442
いかまん alert
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>>51897525
Verteidigen? Ich muss niemanden verteidigen da die Anti-Koreaner hier entweder zurückgebliebene proxy yankees oder Trolle sind
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>>51897444
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>>51897643
Wie viele Won zahlt dir eigentlich die südkoreanische Regierung pro Post?
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>>51897736
Bist du dumm? Ich werde hier niemanden überzeugen dass Korea besser als Japan ist und will es auch gar nicht
Geh wieder Comics lesen mit deiner swissfappers.ch Mütze du verdammter Weeb Abschaum
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Hey why didnt I fall asleep? Already it's morning in japan
Fuck the world
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>>51897873
おはよう!
>>
How do you call the Japanese videos where they film girls at the beach and eating ice cream (no porn)
What's the point of them?
Why would you watch them instead of porn?
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>>51897873
don't forget condom
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>>51897816
>こいつのドイツ語の翻訳文
>You're stupid? I'm here to convince anyone that Korea is better than Japan and it will also do nichtGeh again read comics with your swissfappers.ch hat you fucking scum Weeb
>>
おはようございます
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>>51897898
Haha good morning but for me good night

>>51897974
I bought it yesterday
No problem at all
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>>51897960
Because then you wouldn't seem as creepy.
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>>51898119
おはよう our Jewish overlord
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>>51898022
lel. I actually said that I'm not here to convince people that korea is better than japan
I like Japan too and I don't care if you like Korea or not
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>>51897093
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>>51897444
どうしたらそんな訳になるんだよ
いい加減なこと言って困惑させるわ簡単な英語読めないわ
あの機械翻訳丸出しのレスもお前じゃないよな?
>>
>>51897960
>eating ice cream
>not shaved ice with syrup
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>>51898119
おはようMr.大きいチンポ
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>>51898119
おはよう
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>>51897508
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>>51898119
大きなチンポって朝勃ちにめっちゃエネルギー使いそうじゃない?
>>
>>51898022
just ignore him lad, there's no way you can outretard him
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>>51898250
実は、ボクはスラブありませんよ
>>
I am sorry for coming not so often! Busy with work, hehe

>>51898259
もう慣れたw
毎朝、誇らしげに目覚めて
大きいチンポも誇らしげに起きる。
俺には、問題ない。
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>>51898553
君はプロクシだな
そして燃費の悪いデカブツときたか
>>
>>51898419
ロシア人じゃない?
>>
>>51898803
Not all Russians are Slavs.
>>
I won't leave this thread until I meet my girlfriend
deal with it
>>
Does japs feel?
i never see japanese feelfag
>>
Why are korean women disgusting. I was talking to my gorean friend and she said she never shaves her vagina. I said that was gross, and then she blocked me.
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>>51898986
Given the suicide rate, I'd assume so.
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またチョン75歳がひき逃げ。足立区。
2t車で自転車をはねて致死
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>>51899074
lel who wants a shaved pussy
you weirdo
give me her kakao id pls
>>
>>51899074
Japanese women don't shave their snatch either, are they disgusting as well?
>>
>>51899290
no because he is a dumb weeabo
>>
>>51899290
All 3D women are disgusting.
>>
>>51898768
プロクシ?まあぁ。。プロクシじゃないけど。。世辞だろう (笑
燃費は燃費の悪いことがなくて
そんなことがあったら、チンポが働けないことになると思う
だから私も働けないことになるというわけだよ
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TIL I'm shadowbanned ELI5
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>>51899356
His he >>51899418 a dumb weeabo as well?
>>
>>51899530
>posting traps
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>>51899543
*Is he
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>>51899455
大きってどのくらい?
23以上センチ?
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Today the guy who's supposed to write code for me told me that I had to add the "ampersand" in some function definition, since I didn't pass it as a reference ; ;
I could just think about the monkey from Y-the last man and asked him to type it for me...
i think I'm getting dumber each day-help guys
>>
>>51899626
秘密なんて
>>
I know that you're trying to ignore me but I think it's funny
Irl we would probably be friends
I don't need to fight to prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven
Good night my friends
>>
>>51899719
don't be a code monkey, solution is simple
>>
>>51899737
秘密ならどうしてそのコテーにしたなんて
息子をミセろ、弱虫
>>
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>>51899757

Sleep sweetly, doitsu-kun.
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>>51899803
But I like it desu. and I'm mainly developing and implementing the math behind it these days....
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>>51899824
Not him but one day I'll find and cuddle you cuteposter, one day...
>>
How do I format this address on a letter? I understand it's not a street address, something more like a PO Box. Am I missing anything other than the name?

住所は
〒XXX-XXXX
大高郵便局留

Thanks in advance.
>>
>>51899757
Ich mag dich. Ich hätte gerne eine japanische Freundin...
>>
What does this blob of text mean?

だったら良かったor違った歴史があったのかな? それとももっと悪い状況になっていったのだろうか?
>>
>>51900041
ich auch, hab nur ne Deutsche Fickfreundin die vorweihnachtlichen Blubber angesetzt hat
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>>51899530
>>
>>51900318
>[]
...why aren't you updating your blog. I can't feel at ease if I'm unsure about what you're doing. This is terrible, simply terrible
>>
>>51899806
もう見せたのに。。

>>51899875
you seem smart then..

>>51900046
nearly impossible to tell without proper context.

literal translation:

"if so, good [or] changed/wrong/different history existed? or were conditions getting worse, i wonder?"
>>
>>51899719
Is this a good comic?

http://strawpoll.me/6223112
>>
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>>51900469
Maintaining a blog is a lot of work pal
>>
>>51900515
Yeah, the lacking context is wrecking me.

Any reason there's english in the middle there? Looks like it's asking for clarifications maybe?
>>
>>51900515
>もう見せたのに。。
今どこ見られるんだろう?

>>51900536
Yes, I'd recommend it, I almost cried at one point...
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>>51900611
seems like you couldn't pull through bro
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>>51899977

You can't cuddle what you can't catch.
>>
>>51900627
it seems like whoever wrote this just has some questions for someone, but we can't really understand them because we don't know what they're talking about.
the english part could be anything

>>51900649
知らない
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おはよう!
>>
>>51901105
もう一度うpしてくれない?
>>
>>51901263
するもんか
ごめん。
>>
>>51900940
俺が逃げられない
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シン・ゴジラ特報
https://youtu.be/192nSuo_FMM
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>>51902509
和産だけましだ
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日本の牛を買いたい
>>
>>51902509
にげろにげろにげろ
>>
>>51902963
Why do you want another cow?
Are you not satisfied with your mum
>>
>>51902963
Oh you.
>>
guten morgen
>>
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>>51900876
>implying I'm doing anything and this isn't an accurate description of my current activities
>>
オナラは慶びをもたらす
>>
>>51903187
穴マン
>>
>>51902963
This one is a classic.
>>
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>>51903137
Guten Morgen
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>>51903137

Good morning nihonjin. I hope you have a sugoi day today.
>>
>>51903229
名無し
>>
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japanese cow
>>
漢字の誤用は穴マン認定をもたらす
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M2lzAui5l8
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>>51891175
うう、BBAにしか見えん。
>>51899074
糞koreanのメスなどいらないが、パイパンはいいね。
>>51899278
剃毛もしてみたいね。
>>51899290
剃ると子供に見えるような女もいるからね。商売女はパイパンも多い。
>>51899455
よう、また来たか。
>>51900046
If so , it was better. Or did we have the different history ? Or would we be in a worse situation?
>>51900536
んなもん知らん
>>51901244
おはよう
>>51901942
お前って、やたらキリに絡んでいたな
ウザい奴
>>51902693
ハリウッドのリメイクはゴジラではない
>>
51901263 ね
>>
>>51903137
今はnot Morgenけど
>>
発情する〜
>>
>>51901244
ohayou
>>51904232
What time is it now in your country?
こんばんわ
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>>51902963
巨乳が好きなのか?
>>51902966
ゴジラからは逃げられない。あれは核兵器の象徴だ
か。
>>51903485
名無しの穴マン゜か
>>
We should hang people who convert to islam
>>
>>51904298
2015-12-09 22:23:15
>>
>>51904290
で、どうする
fapするか
>>
>>51904339
I like you The F, I like you a lot.

You're still a dirty bitch though
>>
>>51904411
>44
>11
Fap confirmed.
>>
>>51904387
>2015-12-09
I think you'll find it's 9/12/2015, sonny Jim
>>
>>51904557
It's actually 10-12-2015 Nigel
>>
>>51903137
Mooooorgen, wie gehts so?
>>
>>51904557
Your countryman is correct. He uses the ISO 8601 aka Universal standard.
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>>51904387
Hello in midnight!
>>
DATE - MONTH - YEAR
>>
>>51904618
Well I'll be fucked! ... so it is.

>>51904684
Nuh-uh Britain doesn't do Universal standard
>>
>>51904765
>DATE - MONTH - YEAR
>DATE
...as expected
>>
>>51904643
Gut.
>>
>>51904796
Not here yet so it's fine
>>
Day - Month - Year

Stop messing about
>>
>>51904858
Das freut mich zu hören ^^
Hast du für heute irgendwas spannendes geplant?
>>
>>51904339
just for ruining your bike?
>>
>>51904816
NO TIME TO CORRECT
MUST POTS
>>
It's year year zodiac sign and preferred flavor of jolly rancher actually

15/15/Pisces/blue raspberry
>>
>>51904086
キリは関係ない ー_ー

>>51904858
おはよう。
>>
Is it physically possible for Japanese people to blush?
>>
>>51904684
>ISO 8601
Literally the dumbest thing ever.

>>51904890
This.
>>
>>51904731
未来はどう?9日はいいけど、10日を嬉しく待ってる
>>
今うんこしてる
気持ちいいな ( ・ิω・ิ)
>>
>>51904948
God damn this post made me laugh
>>
>>51904976
おっはっようう。
>>
>>51904999

huehuehuehhu

Here, take a banana and go back to the fucking jugnle you came from, you fuckng stupid ass monkey.
>>
>>51904796
>>51904999
Year/Month/Day is universally understood. If you use Day/Month/Year or Month/Day/Year it can be misunderstood as the other if the day is <= 12. In order to facilitate international communication I used the ISO standard.
>>
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>>51904939
Those are pots
>>
>>51905113
It's also what Japan uses for short dates (Year/Month/Day).
>>
>>51905113
>Year/Month/Day
For autists
>Month/Day/Year
For retards and burgerclaps
>Day/Month/Year
Logical smooth sailing, GOAT tier
>>
>>51905113
It's used so you can easily sort data, that's everything.

Seriously (YY)YY/MM/DD are fine, as well as DD/MM/YY(YY)

everyone who uses anthing else should ( and considering the kind of people using it WILL) get shot
>>
>>51905113
Day/Month/Year is essentially according to the proportion or things, I don't see how people would get shit like this wrong.

>>51905104
Hello there.
>>
WE'RE BACK
>>
>>51905322
>I don't see how people would get shit like this wrong.
Because murricans decided Month/Day/Year somehow makes sense
>>
>>51905342
IN BLACK
>>
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I missed you all so much.
>>
>>51905579
I missed you too.
>>
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>>51905579
I missed you too Nigel
>>
お、復活
ツイッターの4chan関係の呟きがぴたりと止まったよ、分かりやすいw
>>
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Who here has that finals feel?
Let's all pass, family.
>>
im gay
>>
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this is the worst thing that's ever happened since the last time it happened
>>
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>>51905647
>>51905726

Sugoi.
>>
>>
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>>51906015
ええ、私も同意、アカネ以外棺のチャイカがクソだった。
>>
>>51906295
Herr Kondo: Meiner Schwanz ist groß so wie als ein Telefon. Bitte rufen Sie mir mit deiner Muschi.
>>
>>51906295
>at least he goes to a party
>>
>>51906769
10/10
>>
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>>51905241
>>Year/Month/Day
>For autists

今日は2015年12月10日
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>>51907243
>>
>>51907243
kek
>>
>>51905113
Wouldn't having the day first be more important because most people only care about the day. Seldom, people ask about the month or year, so those two have the least need for attention, hence their placement behind the day.
>>
>>51907243
use 4chanx and paste this into time formatting: [20%y年%m月%d日] %H:%M:%S
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>>51905241
>>
Oof... Phew...
>>
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>>51892642
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>>51907446
nice

いいね、落ち着く。曜日もいじりたいけど面倒だな
>>
>>51908293
>ラッシュアワーの中で
>持っていたキムチを盗み食いされた

wat does this mean?
>>
>>51908390
>the kimchi I was holding was swiped and eaten during rush hour.
>>
>>51908555
psh hahahaha thanks anon
>>
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>>51908293
眠すぎる…おやすみなさい
>>
>>51908390
her kimchi was stolen and eaten in rush hour train

>rush hour train
>bring kimchi in train
>claims someone stole and ate her kimchi
>apologize it
>>
oh shit,
We are living in the Future/12m/10d/12h
>>
woke up to post this maybe
http://strawpoll.me/6225374
>>
スレ立てないともうageが効かないのと違いましたか?
立てたい人いないなら俺立てるけど
>>
>>51909557
お願いします
>>
>>51909606
じゃ立てます

I'll make a new thread desu
>>
new thread
>>51909767
>>51909767
>>
>>51909779
乙です
>>
みんな、こんにちは。元気?何してるの?今、Biggie Smallsを聞いている。
>>
靖国爆発の犯人はやはりチョンか
また負けたのかチョン共
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