>live in Moscow
>hate russia as hell
>go to toppest uni in russia classes, I have 2 subjects to pass tp get a degree
>no one sit there eccept me and professor
>start talking
>the main idea of conversation - how shity is russia
>ok
>go another subject
>the same, me and one girl with lector
>the main ideal of conversation - russia dont have future, it is shit
>meet my gf
>she cries, that this country is total shit, she dont want to live here anymore
>okkkkkkkkkkk
>meet 2 old friends
>the main idea of conversation - russian has no future, it is worthless piece of shit, not country
>came back home
>dad is angree on this country, everything is shit here, want to move away
So, I didnt even start talking about how shity russia, I do it in the internet only, but, you see, it is not only me. oil is <40 already, while putins press-secretary has watch, which coast 600k dollars.
>>51877990
>tfw know Russian qt
>tfw she wants to leave Russia and live here
>tfw Ruble crashing ensures that she might not ever be able to
>tfw you need at least $30k Australian to even apply for citizenship
>tfw that's the equivalent of completing paying off a house in Russia right now
>tfw she couldn't even apply for a two week visiting visa because the embassy told her that she has too much incentive to stay
I feel for you, Ivan. I really do. Things must be really shitty in Russia right now.
I love you Russia <3
>>51878147
Give her money, help her, you cunt. She will make you happy and give a birth for you few qt russian\anglo mix daughers.
>>51877990
sure thats why most people vote for putin
you arent fooling anyone dimitry
>>51877990
move to us or canada or uk at least
>>51878225
>bealiving russian news about our goverment
Dude, amyone I know hate our government and thsi country, anyone in Moscow. Only worthless stupid braindead bydlo vote Putin.
>>51878192
There's another route we could go along. If I married her, then she could bypass all of that and pretty much immediately gain citizenship. I'd have to produce evidence that we've spent time together for the immigration office to buy it (I do plan to visit sometime in the future).
I don't like the idea of marrying someone when I haven't even moved out of home yet, however. So I don't know what to do about it.
Come to the UK, Russians are welcome here
>>51878020
that looks uncomfortable
>>51878270
Can you give me half your stuff before she takes it
>>51877990
>angree
why do i smell grilled shrimps?
>>51878323
We all know that you hate us as hell.
>>51877990
Seems like you don't have much conversation topics.
Please slavs explain to me, how come over all the time you guys lived and had land so on. Never ever have you guys worked to create a society where people would be happy? Like it's basically you guys fucking,scamming each other till death.
>>51878270
Does she likes you?
>>51878422
they probably feels happy with fucking and scamming i guess
>>51878455
Yeah, and I really like her too. We share the same views, like the same music, etc. I especially like that she hates Muslims, but hey, I guess that just goes with being Russian.
She's well educated, middle class, fit and young. Far better than anyone I could ever find in this country. I know being an indecisive faggot is going to get me nowhere, so I need to decide what to do soon.
>>51878593
Man, you can get baited, women are cruel creatures, she can use you and dump, jumping on richer alpha dick, be carefull.
>>51878593
>>51878455
>>51878270
Can you marry someone with period of probation? Like, say, 10 years?
>>51877990
Are you living in 90s or your friends are just lazy bums with no talents and goals?
>>51878147
>LDR
red flag red flag red flag
>>51878593
Immigrant Russian women are known for being gold diggers, watch out with that.
If I was you I'd completely abandon that idea unless she is able to come there by herself
>>51877990
Well, whenever Russia produced smart people they either cynically used their country to get reach and powerful or immigrated to succeed abroad, depending on their character or life circumstances.
Удaчи бpo.
>>51878683
+15 you peace of shit. You personally is the reason russia is such a hell hole.
>>51878593
>>51878270
>>51878147
a-are you m-me?
>>51878627
That's what I'm worried about and why I want to let her come her by herself. I don't have a lot of wealth, but even that amount would be worth a fair fortune in rubles.
>>51878680
You can as far as I know, as long as there aren't any conditions which specifically relate to it in your probation sentence.
>>51878701
Yeah. The thing is that she could have easily found someone with a bigger dick and more money than me by now. So I plan to just wait. It's not like there's a rush for us to meet, get married and have three children right now.
>>51878830
Are you a sperg with ultra pale skin, ultra blue eyes and mostly Irish/Scottish heritage?
>>51878885
>Are you a sperg with ultra pale skin, ultra blue eyes and mostly Irish/Scottish heritage?
No I'm an above average looking tanned guy with green eyes and mostly slavic heritage.
Where is your girl from?
>>51878830
>>51878885
are you me?
except the scottish and the blue eyes
my russian qt is cool, doesn't dress up a lot, from a rural town outside of volgograd
>>51878921
>No I'm an above average looking tanned guy
You definitely aren't me then. My girl is from a city called Chelyabinsk. Has about a population of 1 million and it has a lot of industrial sites like power plants and steel mills. It would cost at least 2,000 dollars to fly there, and I'd have to go to fly to Moscow first, then catch another plane there.
>>51878934
Man, this is bloody weird. Just how many Australians on here are talking to Russian qts right now?
>>51879076
>Chelyabinsk
Yeah I know Chelyabinsk.
Mines from SPb.
>>51877990
>go to toppest uni in russia classes
>meet my gf
Be happy of this,faggot
>>51879094
I've heard there's some pollution, but how is Chelyabinsk apart from that? Am I going to get stabbed and have my organs removed if I step into the wrong alley there?
>>51879076
I know, right?
It is almost like the russian women seek first world betas to get a citizenship
>>51879143
very funny lad.
Mine is paying her hard earned money to come to Australia to meet me, I don't think she wants me for citizenship.
>>51879140
I don't know that much about it.
I'd say most Russian cities are like that however, but if you're with her most of the time you should be fine.
Fuck off kike
>>51879190
>>51879140
>>51879094
>>51879076
>>51878934
>>51878921
Dude, you have girls like this 19yo in australia, why do you need some kolhoz bitch?
>>51879430
Because I'm a sperg lord and I don't like women in my own country.
>>51878147
>tfw you need at least $30k Australian to even apply for citizenship
No you don't
You just need to get here legally (via marriage or skilled work) then stay here for like 4-5 years or whatever it was and speak English to a point where you're understandable
>>51877990
gommunism when?
>>51879484
Australian women are not homogenous and come in all sorts. You are literally just a beta who can only use the internet to meet women as through the internet you can hide how shitty you are, and also are gullible enough to allow 3rd world women to convince you that they want to be with you and not be in a 1st world country
>>51879430
because slut is not interesting.
>>51879612
and russian girls aren't???
>>51879604
>You are literally just a beta who can only use the internet to meet women
You're right about that much.
>>51879612
>slut is not interesting
>implying 90% of russian women aren't sluts
>can't even speak english
>>51879656
Don't be stupid.
Of course there are Russian sluts.
Do you think I would waste my time talking to a slut? No, because I could find them here too and get laid easier.
>>51878748
>You personally is the reason russia is such a hell hole.
Because I work and am not a dumb whining faggot? Alright.
>>51879707
>No, because I could find them here too and get laid easier.
>and get laid easier
lol, you wish
>>51879704
>implying 90% of russian women aren't sluts
>look at me I can make up retarded statistics
not even 90% of the women in western countries are sluts mate.
>>51879736
>you wish
Stop projecting on me f.am, I'm not some beta loser like you kek.
I have lots of close family in Belarus and I can speak some Russian.
Slavic girls are way hotter than the disgusting '''''''women''''''' in Australia.
>>51877990
>this fake bad english
>>51879516
>You just need to get here legally (via marriage or skilled work)
Legally you need to show you can support yourself, hence the $30k figure.
>>51879720
Because you work in shitposting for Putin instead of having your own opinion, that's why cyka.
>>51879918
You need 30k just to live on a working visa?
I don't think so mate.
>>51879788
>I know how to say some phrases
>I SPEAK RUSSIAN
Why do so many australians do this
>Slavic girls are way hotter than the disgusting '''''''women''''''' in Australia.
>slavic is a race
>australians are a single haplogroup
weeeeewwww
>>51879745
>being this autistic to misunderstand exaggeration/implications
>>51879918
>Legally you need to show you can support yourself, hence the $30k figure.
No, you need to show you have a job. Savings are irrelevant
>>51879931
>Because you work in shitposting for Putin instead of having your own opinion
You mistook me for somebody else, bruh.
>>51878266
The way your media portrays things it looks like Russians love Russia and death to America and the West respectively.
>>51880100
>>51879960
Actually, you're wrong.
>To be eligible for an Australian Working Holiday Visa, the application must be made overseas and the applicant must:
>Be aged between 18 and 30 years (inclusive) of age and unaccompanied by dependent children;
>Be an eligible passport holder (see below) with at least 6 months until renewal on their passport;
>Be able to show sufficient funds for a return or onward fare and an adequate amount of funds for the first part of their stay; and
>Be of good character and meet the health criteria.
>Be able to show sufficient funds for a return or onward fare and an adequate amount of funds for the first part of their stay
$30k is maybe too much, but i personally know work visa people who needed $15k equivalent in cash to come here. Protip: the amount of hours holiday workers are "allowed" to work a week in now way covers what it costs them to stay here.
>>51880495
>$30k is maybe too much, but i personally know work visa people who needed $15k equivalent in cash to come here. Protip: the amount of hours holiday workers are "allowed" to work a week in now way covers what it costs them to stay here.
Yes, you were just pulling it out of your ass. I've know people from the US and Canada who have come here on literally only 5000 US via the working holiday visa
>>51880625
That was another anon that came up with the figure. A bit of hyperbole but you do need a substantial amount of money to come here on a work visa, especially if you come from a shithole.
>>51880123
Sure I did. Now go lick Potupchiks pussy.
>not liking Russia
>not supporting Putin
>not following proudly the tenets of Yevraziystvo
>not dedicating your life to removing kebab who threatens the glory of the Motherland
Absolutely disgusting
>>51880954
Who is Potupchick?
>being a resource economy
>trying to compete against the arabs in oil
all your fault, desu.
>>51877990
Nations are not forced into hell they choose it...
look at today Germany and other immigrants ass-kissers.
>>51881138
Playing stupid will not save you when the people reclaim the motherland.
>>51877990
Karma is a bitch cyka
>>51881561
Man, you really mistook me for somebody. Don't be mad if people have their own opinion.
My Russian ex would change her mind about her country every day.
>why aren't Germans more patriotic? they should be proud of their country like us Russians
>even our professors are telling us that we should probably leave and find work in Germany or even China
>i can't imagine that I will ever move to another country (even to Germany to be with you and live a better, safer, easier life. I like it here too much
>everything here is so expensive and our salaries are absolute shit
>russia #1 Putin did nothing wrong
Fucking women...
>>51881815
Their men are no matter SENPAITACHI
>>51877990
>while putins press-secretary has watch, which coast 600k dollars.
Maybe Putin gave it to her as a gift? Jealous dumbass.
>>51878323
No they're fucking not
fuck them
>>51877990
Was Crimea worth it?
russbros, if you were president of russia, what would you change
Damn son, I'm not even allowed to be friends with native Russians in real life. You guys got it decent.
>>51877990
>this much mistakes
>toppest uni
lmao fuck off you dumb richfag
>>51885747
Nuke this country to hell
Kek
Russians really are brazilians on ice.
>>51885553
How dare you question leader putin
>>51885883
what do you think could be done to improve russia
>>51885919
Remove soviet mentality, for starters
>>51878266
In this world situation i am whit Putin, fuck murican government and zionist jews
>>51885967
>Remove soviet mentality
elaborate please.
I'm guessing it's the fact that no one trusts each other and everyone is constantly looking out for themselves and backstabbing. am I right?
>>51886040
Basically yes. Homo homini lupus est - that's how our people live
>>51877990
Fuck off cucк lel
Why would I ever want to live in Russia? Pretty much all the russian people I've met during my entire life have been incredibly rude, violent and dumb.
I'd rather hang myself than live around such subhumans. Why you're even allowed on the board is beyond me, I seriously wish I'd never have to have anything to do with you, your shitty alphabets or your pigshit poor slav country.
There's nothing exotic or cool about a country full of thieves, assholes, corruption and poverty. Fucking bomb yourselves.
It seems Russians just like complaining. Polacks love and always loved bitching about their country too but every time when the time comes they voluntarily go die for this shithole one by one.
>>51886322
>they voluntarily go die for this shithole one by one
the way you make it sound, that seems better than living in it
>>51886086
it's so weird how communism which is supposed to be about community and helping each other led the russian people to become so egotistic. at least that's what I've heard about Russia from the russians I've spoken to
>>51886370
>the way you make it sound, that seems better than living in it
>>51886370
So that's why they're all willing to die for their country! This explains everything.
Anyone else have a large influx of Russians? I thought it was Poles as usual. But I am noticing Russians are flooding Sweden, not Poles...
Also they bash Russia as well. Saying it is unsafe and that the educational system sucks.
So me and buddy were hanging outside the rink having a dart and buddy burns a hole in my fucking coat. So I'm like "Fuck bud!' And he's like " fuck you!" And the coat was pretty new right so I put his head in the snowbank. I just start feeding him the left right like fucking "boom boom boom! Ya had enough?" And he's like "ok ok fine chilk out fuck!" So I pull him out of the snow bank and we hopped I'm my truck and we went out for a rip!
>>51886578
>>51886588
dying is better than living in it
did that clear things up
>>51886624
yo do know there have been reports of slavs taking there chance duing this refugee crysis to seek asylum from their shittty countries in Germany and Sweden right
These people are unbelievable
>>51886697
Funny because it's true.
Russia wouldn't be Russia if it weren't shitty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrU1hZxSEXQ
>>51886370
spiritual pseudo-christian romanticism was deeply rooted into our culture so dying for the sake of the martyred fatherland and the people is a very noble idea in polish mind
>>51886631
just out fer a rip areya bud?
>>51878830
>>51878885
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>>51879140
One of yoy must be Johnno
>>51878147
RED
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>>51887557
that guy goes around in every thread bragging about having a slav skank internet gf
