>an Australian posts without queen's permission
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
>>51876573
This queen?
>>51876560
No he doesn't, none of us do, now clean my toilet.
>>51876573
based Australiabro.
>>51876603
Bad lad.
>>51876607
Good lad.
>>51876607
>now clean my toilet
You're out of diaspora so you're reaching out for Poles in Poland now?
>>51876657
Poland is the plumber reserve; which is called on when diaspora is running low, lad.
>making fun of our mascot
I'm offended. You don't see us making fun of Mario.
>>51876560
good thread
>>51876695
B-but I'm not a plumber
I can fix my sink when it's broken but I don't know how to unclog my toilet
Does that mean I'm not Polish? I know I have Jewish and Cossack genes somewhere down the heritage but come on
>>51876757
>B-but I'm not a plumber
Amnesia is a bitch
>>51876805
You're a big meanie
>>51876942
For you.
>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get bitten by rabid dingos
>step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get bit by rabid wombat
>get chlamydia from koala
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get bit by snake in shower
>get laughed at by two Polacks on /int/
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 5
>0
>1
>5
>>51876757
are you a grill?
>not knowing how to unclog toilet
>>51877026
wew lad
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>>51877026
Get creative Zbigniew
>>51877038
>having clogged toilets
Seriously, this has literally never happened to me before.
>>51877038
Seriously, I don't know how to fix a severely clogged toilet.
>>51877177
>avoiding the snakes in the toilet so much
>avoiding the toilet
>not being afraid of the venom so much as of the embarrassment you'll experience when the snake will laugh at the sight of your tiny tiny asian balls
>>51877388
>88
>Heil Hitler dubs
>the Polish Death Camps were real!
>threatened by superior plumbing
>making up lies because of said insecurities
>angry because you have no skills we need
>feeling your cheeks flush with anger
>>51877564
>feeling your warm, smooth, plump cheeks flush all red like sweet apples with fury
Do plumbers really clean toilets? I thought they fix pipes and valves and stuff
>>51877818
They do clean toilets if it's clogged by shit. Very nasty job to do then. You use a special cord to move the shit, but sometimes you have to remove the toilet paper smeared with human faeces by hand to avoid clogging it again.
If you have proud Aryan heritage, blue eyes blonde hair, you're good. If not, then it's misery.
>>51876657
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3042265/Polish-drifter-planned-live-Britain-confesses-raping-killing-girl-nine-snatched-playground-terrified-mother-Calais.html
>>51878095
Wot
>>51877026
>be poolish
>about to get gassed
>no time to meme so dump stale copypasta instead
>get gassed
>die
>wake up in hell and forced to clean indian poo from streets for an eternity
>Brit posts without his imam's approval
>>51876560
> A pole posts without Hitler / Stalin's permission
Mfw
>>51881814
Wait wait wait
Poland itself needed permission.
otherwise, all you are is lebensraum....
