Why do Australian men raise emu chicks?

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>>51869479
>mfw my wife's emu wouldn't stop playing video games during study hours so I banned him from going to military school

>>51869479
Why wouldn't you?

>>51869479
they're kuckolds for their eternal enemies

So we can train them to kill their own kind and our eternal enemy will finally be vanquished or subjugated

>>51869479
So the emus feel a greater sense of betrayal when they are ultimately killed and eaten.
>WHY DADDY, WHY!?
>'cause I'm hungry, mate

http://aea-emu.org/

Guard emus for the civil war between Muzzies and true Aussies.

Know thy enemy

>>51869479
we've done this before, mate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stolen_Generations

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>>51869479
>tfw you will never raise emus

>>51869479
Because aussies and emua have now finally united in the face a common enemy, the boat person

>>51874048
Never forget the stolen generator

>>51874048
Also, i let abos kek me and fuck my wife as an apology to them