>you wake up in Manila
What do?
>>51867738
hop a jeepney for makati
acquire gf
occupy it
It's the same
Buy waterproof shoes
>>51867738
Re-establish colony
>>51867738
Establish a harem of pinoy teens.
>>51867738
tangina ang mga manilenyos lahat! bobo ba kayo, bakit pinakashitty talaga ang lungsod!
>>51867738
Looks just like Brazil and they speak English. I would feel right at home.
>>51867915
>>51867738
Slit my throat
>>51867738
Live like a king
>implying filipinos wouldn't immediately start prostrating themselves to please their American overlord
Go to intramouros and Fil- Chinese museum and learn about our history
Buy some waders.
Stab, then steal, then murder
Make my way to a motherfuckin Jolibees to what all the fuss is about
>>51870608
What the fuck is it with Asians and being dodgy?
>>51867738
Idk. Do I have my wallet?
Hard mode?
>>51867738
Some girl from your cunt found my profile on okcupid somehow and is obsessed with me now. Found my facebook too and shit.
>>51870668
>buy cheap swimming pool
>fill it full of water
>add mud and raw sewage
>place chair, desk and computer in pool
>play some shitty ASSFAGGOTS game all day
You should try it mate it's pretty comfy.
Try to find the nearest Australian embassy and do everything I have to do to get the fuck out of that place.
>>51867974
They're not Favela tier. Peaceful compared to your insanity.
You'd be a king in months
And then your body would be found. Maybe your head too. No fuss. You don't fuck with those lads.
>>51867738
Go to my rich uncle who's a lawyer and crash at his penthouse condo.
>>51867738
Go for a motorcycle ride in that pimpin' sidecar
book a flight ticket to my country immediately
>>51870765
Dodgy as fuck, mate.
>>51870889
What were you doing there?
Contraband?
>>51870668
How dodgy are the Rog?
>>51870970
>the Rog?
I don't know what that is.
>>51867738
Same shit looks like here.
>>51870979
*how dodgy are they Rog?
>>51871042
Dodgy enough to host a LANparty in a fucken flood, apparently.
>>51871042
Where did you get Rog as a Strayan name? It was Bruce 30 years ago. Rog never.
Fyi yank it's Stru for a son and Gala for a daughter. Unless Muhammad obviously.
>>51871200
He probably got Rog off the bloke on Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NCd5iTFY1E
>>51871200
What the fuck are you doing up at 6:30?
Also >>51871271 is correct
