Literally why wouldn't you squat on a toilet?

Don't tell me because it could break. I weigh 150. American toilets can support 400 lbs

>>51867333
Ideally where to find one outside of S. Korea, and hopefully one I could order and have arrive before xmas, but if it doesn't get here in time, that's cool, we've been meaning to buy one for him regardless.

>>51867333
Have you tried the internet?

>>51867373
Squatting angles your anus, so high exit velocity means you'll poop on the floor or the back of your feet.

>>51867373
I don't know, maybe it's a conditioning thing? Westernization? Fuck if I know.

I know it's supposed to be healthier to squat or elevate your feet at least, but I haven't embraced the squat.

>>51867373
>. I weigh 150.
Lift something you disguting skellington.

>>51867403
Yeah, no luck though. I've found them in other languages, but not Korean, or I wouldn't have asked.

>>51867460
Buy one and then paint NO and YES in korean over the original text

>>51867485
This.

Didn't your mom ever teach you the best gifts are those you made yourself?

>>51867485
I considered having one professionally printed and just editing it in PS or gimp.

>>51867504
I don't know how to glue macaroni in Korean.

>>51867513
Then I guess you don't love your family you fucking asshole.

Wow you would actually want others not to defecate healthily.

>>51867539
Meh.

>>51867543
I really don't have any strong feelings about it one way or another nor can I explain the reasoning behind these signs.

>>51867432
I'm 5'9 and lean

>>51867677
No you're a hungry skellington and you need to get your twink ass to the gym.