ITT: Reenact a day in the life of a regular Australian citizen
of what age bracket?
>wake up
>shitpost
>eat Weetbix and watch Brett Lee highlights on Youtube (low quality, of course)
>sleep
>>51865850
>wake up at midday because they're all fucking lazy
>be a right fucking bogan all day
>spend an hour or two thinking how shameful their heritage of deported criminals is
>put shrimps on the barbie
>watch their country lose to England in the cricket (yet again)
>drink VB until passed out
>repeat
>>51866346
>watch their country lose to England in the cricket (yet again)
>>51865850
>wake up
>play a game of Casual CS:GO to shitpost with a headset
>go to the pub with mates and get shitfaced
>sleep
>repeat
>>51866380
fuk
meant for >>51866362
Wake up at 4.55am
Head to the gym at 5am
Gym for 30 mins
Out the door at home at 6.45am
At work at 7am
Work in financial services from 7-7pm, with three 20min breaks
Finish work knowing I learnt something and made money for the economy
Either go out with some friends for a couple of hours or catch up with some birds I know
Get to sleep at 10ish
>>51867319
Fuck that kek
>>51867319
your life sounds so shit lol.
Why are you guys so fat? I'm visiting and, fat people everywhere. And 10 AUD for a McDonald meal? Kek.
It's a fucking laid back place though. Everyone moves so slowly, no one seems to be rushing anywhere and its so windy.
I'm in Perth btw.
>>51865850
>wake up
>can't read
>get bitten by spider
>need to get arm amputated
>come home, cry
>go for a contemplative walk outside
>get skin cancer
>die
>>51868116
People in Perth are fat.
In Melbourne they are Asian.
In Sydney they are Lebanese.
It's just one of those things.
>>51868036
The price of success mate.
>>51868116
>fat people everywhere
thats what happens when your people are c ucked into wanting to be American.
Also, where are you from?
>Perth
its not really normal Australia, it might as well be New Zealand its so far away.
>>51868116
>its so windy
Perth is literally one of the windiest cities in the country, if not THE windiest.
>>51865850
>wake up
>eat vegemite
>go to bed
>>51868173
Singapore
>>51868499
That's awesome though.
>>51865850
run for life because of many deadly insects in all aspects of daily life
I imagine Australia to be a MMORPG world, with monsters and people fighting them for money
Is that accurate?
>>51869095
Very.
I'm a level 12 Sick Cunt Paladin (Orthodox sect) and I recently when camping with my party in the wilderness near the township.
Only noteworthy encounter was with some possums.
>>51865850
>>51869095
Met a guy from Melbourne while out in Fortitude Valley in Brisbane on a Monday night. He said the later it got, the more people resembled skyrim.
>wake up in the muzza
>mogg a grog fer a hazzo brekkie
>chazzle me daks over ta maccas for another hiss with the shazzas now that it's Brent's bizzo (on ya, brent)
>facking leb and abbo cunts out of facking nowhere
>sic old truey and bluey on those cunts and have them singing waltzing mizzo like a flock of galahs within three bingleybongs
>too right m8
>azzle me way on to brent and the shazzas
>maccas is facking full m8
>no one being let in
>maccas cunt biffing cunts out the doors saying fuck off they're full
>patriotism swells at this most strayan of maccas
>everyone starts chanting "ozzie ozzie ozzie"
>people inside start chanting "oi oi oi"
>lebs start cowering in the streets
>another leb shoots up a cafe full of soft cunts
>no one notices
>an emu named chazzawozza flies overhead, perches on top of maccas and declares the principality of emudom is annexing this maccas for being "too hard for you cunts to handle"
>shazza suggests we chazzle over to hungry jacks instead
>glass the cunt
