>be a citizen of the United States of America
>get engaged at by a firearm
to get shot means to be penetrated
to get engaged by means to be shot at, not necessarily shot
>>51865725
>user was shot after this post
t. slav
>>51865679
t. pineapple commie
>>51866499
>get shot
>get shot after being shot
>be american
>have metallic conical projectile penetrate my abdomen
>>51866499
dubs confirm
>Be resident of the United States of America
>Obtain several new body holes
>excrete freedom from new holes for the officers who provided me with them
>>51865679
>be citizen in united states of america
>get shot at in gun free zone
>wonder why someone has a gun in a gun free zone
>try to tell him to put away his cop killing babby seeking black scary assault rifle in a gun free zone or I'll call the cops
>he shouts ALLAHUAKUBAR
>get shot as I take out my Apple® iPhone™ 6 to call 911
>last thing I see is my Bernie Sanders wallpaper
>such is life in commiefornia
71%
Be me not know how to green text
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