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winter edition
so this is christmas
and what have you done?
first for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRo48zg2iyU
I fucking hate sandniggers lads
http://xhamster.com/movies/2552073/asian_girl_deepthroating_dildo.html
Would you let this girl suck your dick?
>tfw born just in time to be prime age to fight in world war 3
anyone got that comic thing about the crimean war?
daddario
>>51864495
there will never be a world war 3
*kicks a point*
>>51864514
*me wrecking her pussy the night before*
>>51864507
got you covered
>there will never be a world war 3
>>51864570
its not that m8
>>51864514
>american "comedy"
Weeeeewwww
>>51864495
remember this post when the nerve gas hits your position
>>51864491
I'd suck hers/
>>51864613
i would heem him in 4 seconds
>>51864599
daddario is a comedy genius
doin a speculate
>>51864646
chemical weapons are against the geneva conventions nerd
>>51864658
Apart from getting her tits out in that one episode of True Detective, has she done anything else?
>>51864466
ur mum
'Twas then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Came singing songs of love
Then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Came singing songs of love
3bh
watching inspector gadget
>>51864772
got that on VHS
>>51864658
why is she sitting there? there are no less than 3 (three) signs that say "DO NOT SIT", what the fuck is her problem?
lads
>>51864733
her tits bounce a lot in san andreas
2bh haha
>>51864685
>chemical weapons are against the geneva conventions nerd
so are a lot of things
>>51864869
kek
>>51864832
clearly cut after he lands lmao
just look at that camera "wiggle"
thoughts on this post?
>>51864923
(You)
>>51864923
pretty disappointing, must try harder
>>51864832
want to do this desu
>>51864923
*glances at it*
*sneers*
*walks away*
>>51864832
me doing the backflips and shit
having a good time
>>51864928
Do people do this
Take that
Rewind it back
Lil Jon got the beat to make your booty go *clap*
>>51864923
its a good gimmick lad, i like it
>>51865004
that's a good one lad
>>51864928
>foursome
>with another bloke
They all look like uggos as well
I had a threesome with two 'straight' girls who were drunk as fuck, but they were more interested in each other than my dick
got a gf boys
whats step 2?
time to smoke a cheeky joint lads
>>51865173
What makes it cheeky?
Brimstone fired from Tornado destroys ISIS armored vehicle
>>51865186
the fact that it's illegal
>>51865193
4 """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""civilians"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" died because of this hope you're proud 2bh :/
Why are we still using 20 year old Tornados in Syria?
What about the Euromeme Typhoon?
>>51865257
because theres no opposing airforce and typhoons probably have an higher upkeep
>>51865282
>no opposing airforce
Wait until Russia starts enforcing a no fly zone
BOYS! MMM
>Wait until Russia starts enforcing a no fly zone
>>51865257
Typhoons are fighter jets intended for air combat, not very good for air to ground bombing lol
>>51864443
DUTCH CARA FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF
RAF Reaper drone destroys car with two "British" ISIS members inside.
>>51865324
the usa has f-22s in poland if i'm not mistaken
>>51864762
fuck off zodiac
>>51865348
>Typhoons are fighter jets intended for air combat,
Against what? Non of our enemies have functioning aircraft.
>>51865324
Well then Typhoons would be used, just like they're used when Russia flies Tu-95s towards UK airspace
>>51865360
i love watching durkas die tbqh
>>51865360
#YouAintNoBritBruv
>drones
fucking bullshit that these are allowed
fight like men
FSA solider throws grenade down barrel of Assad force tank
foux du fafa
>>51865481
>that celebration
>>51865481
would this work in 'our' tanks as well, seems like a very shit way to die
>>51865481
That was beautiful
>>51865520
looks like a football celebration from the 80s where they'd just run along jumping
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
>>51865507
that's a swimsuit
>>51865467
typical provo whining. fuck off gerry.
>>51864443
Fuck you.
>>51865481
the very fact that this was filmed suggests that tank was unmanned, otherwise the danger would've been too great
>some men are so irresistible that women actually write songs about them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKU3UuJhIxU
fuck my ugly genes lads
FSA homemade "Hell Cannon" launches propane tank into a building.
>>51865671
I'm not so sure, it looks like someone tries to get out at the end
>koreans want e-"sports" in the olympics
g'night mate
>>51865712
I don't see anything
and also our Tanks don't operate on their own
Might do a cheeky smoke of a fat but small joint out of my window lads
Opinions?
>>51865467
done pilots have the highest suicide rate in the military.
>>51865728
fair enough 2bh
>>51865790
good they dont deserve to live normal lives
>>51865785
Go for it, that's exactly what I just did, except it was more of a long, thin one
>>51865785
degen
>>51865785
Lemme get a hit bruv
>>51865810
Kept rolling long thin ones but I thought they looked like long regular cigs so I decided to make this small and fat
>>51865790
can you imagine ow comfy it must be to be a drone pilot?
>bomb durkas all day from the comfort of england
>go back to your house at the end of the day and just chill
Up the SAA
Up Hezbollah
Up the PKK
Am I shadowbanned?
>>51865758
>our Tanks
Putin will be arming submarines with Nuclear warheads but hopes they "will not be needed".
>>51865840
cowardly
@51865880
fuck off back to reddit
>>51865811
Yes
>>51865834
2 puff pass
>>51865880
Yea
need my dick licked
>no arab slag gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg_N_h37peY
>>51865888
how is it any more cowardly to bomb someone with a drone as opposed to a bomber plane
>>51865914
Cheers lad
Wanna play Mario Kart?
>>51865915
>kekifornia
[image of golden man swooned in an unstoppable roar of laughter]
>>51865938
no risk of dying ldo
both are cowardly though i agree
>>51865481
holy fuck... that was effective
>Why yes I do use extra flags
>>51865966
fuck off cunt 10000 durkas aren't worth the life of one british serviceman. we need more drones if anything
>Why no I don't use extra flags
>>51865999
>>51866000
good triple
>>51866000
fedora
>>51865966
IEDs are just as cowardly, can't fight a proper war against someone that isn't willing to play like in the olden days
>>51865961
Jellin?
>>51865999
>Caring about people using extra flags
>he uses extra flags to feel like a special snowflake
>I support Assad
>>51866028
what does cowardly even mean when it comes to war? the objective should always be to harm the enemy as much as possible and lose as few people yourself as you can
>>51866028
Because they know would instantly get raped
>I don't support Assad
>>51866028
>IEDs are just as cowardly
not even close
>letting 16 year olds vote
who is stupid enough to do this
>>51865955
Alright
>>51866079
because they know they would instantly get raped*
>>51866095
should be 30+, employed, and well educated before you are allowed to vote desu
>>51866095
Not parliament apparently
>should be 30+, employed, and well educated before you are allowed to vote desu
>>51866099
64 alright?
It's GOAT when blow imo
>>51866095
Nicola Sturgeon
>>51866095
Scotland
literally suicidal lads
creeping while you're sleeping
>>51866139
>blown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET1-6Bef9xU
sound of my childhood desu
>Assad and Russia are murderers long live isis I mean fsa.
>>51866145
>>51866157
it's pretty sad how desperate they are
would love to see them try and survive on their own if i'm honest, considering their economic outlook was based on best case scenario projections and outright lies
>>51866199
>these are the people that gay roleplay in /mena/
>>51865840
seems really boring honestly
Navy is more fun
sail about for a few months then spend the rest of the year basically doing light paperwork and enjoying your time.
lads is it weird to go on really late night walks if your uni is bordering a really rural area?
>>51866287
does the Canadian Navy even do anything? literally haven't heard of them since ww2
>>51866304
nah
late night walks are comfy
>>51866304
it's the best way to see wildlife
playing some poker
>>51866358
>tfw there's a young dead fox along the path where i walk my dog
i get feels every time i see it.
>>51866326
if you mean do they get deployments yea they do
the Navy gets the most deployments of anyone, but its mostly to friendly ports, patrol missions around sea routes, and other things like that.
so yea you do get to go out at sea pretty regular and see stuff, but its not the same shit as the US Navy where you've got all this crazy tech.
though we are getting some new high tech ships soon so that should be good, and our current ones are still fairly nice insofar as being a crewmember is concerned.
I just want to live by the sea and see the world desu
>>51866430
a foxes common in the UK?
>>51866431
>I just want to live by the sea
>>51866466
no the other sea
>>51866431
>I just want to live by the sea
it's a bit windy
>>51866466
Also I just realized I can recognize the grocery store near my house in the top left corner
>>51866493
on Vancouver island there are lots of mountains and forests and Victoria faces the bay so its not very windy
Doing a being a little bit high
I claim this thread in the name of Aaliyah
I HAVE THE BIGGEST WILLY IN THE ENTIRE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD
>>51866570
Me on the right
notice me, senpai, notice me!
>>51866654
no lol
me on the left
>51866654
Notice THIS
*unzips willy*
surprisingly not feeling that shit after she broke up with me haha
HAHAHAHA ANON IS LISTENING TO VIDEO GAME MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG5pZNWlxtQ
>>51866304
you'll be seen as a rapist 2bh
What's your favourite Blacked scene lads? I like Jillian Janson's and Anikka Albrite's the most tbqh. Any and all anal scenes really.
absolutely loving the rise of islamophobia 2bh
the tide is turning
the sleeping lion is finally about to awaken
>>51866729
c u c k
>>51866731
haha mate
It's already ogre
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/12036287/Britain-is-no-longer-a-Christian-country-and-should-stop-acting-as-if-it-is-says-judge.html
>>51866729
they're all boring, over-produced shite
all style and no substance
>>51866729
Blacked is shit tier desu
all style no substance
Bet no one in this thread has balls as low hanging as mine.
>>51866760
>>51866756
>hivemind with lisicki
I'd rather off myself desu
>>51866756
ONE OF US
>>51866731
nothing will change so long as we've abandoned our faith
>>51866535
Ahh yes, very impressive
>>51866756
>>51866760
bit weird
everyone agree this last series of peep show is utter gash?
>>51866754
>It also urges the Government to rethink its approach to the Muslim community in general, including consulting those it considers to have less “palatable” views on policy.
>Dr Shuja Shafi, secretary general of the
Muslim Council of Britain, said: "We have long argued that one of the unintended consequences of anti-terrorism legislation has been how it limits freedom of speech.
muslim/terrorist sympathisers
>The report backs moves cut the number of Church of England bishops in the Lords and give places to imams, rabbis and other non-other non-Christian clerics as well as evangelical pastors.
what in the fuck?!?
beijing is a shithole
literally 1800 london tier with its air pollution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdDD9ViRZz4
Should I have a drink tonight
yay or nay?
had a big drink out last night and it gave me a shitty sleep + I'm not sure I should be drinking so much
>>51866925
Yes
>>51866911
Hong Kong is pretty nice
wouldn't mind living there so long as I could go for a hike up the mountains there every day
Tried cocaine the other night lads
Didn't feel much off it
Clearest my sinuses have ever been though haha
>>51866925
Wet your whistle lad
NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIgMeyW4TEM
couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
CUT MY LIFE IN TWO PIECES
fucking boring cunts
>>51866970
Think it's something you kinda need to get used to, it's subtle I think
Or you got shit coke, like I did my first few times
Woke up the last two nights with throbbing headaches, so I'm kinda afraid to go to sleep now haha
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU TO SAY SORRY
hydrate and have an air flow you numpty
How long does it take for like leg and arm hair to grow back if you shave it all off
what's you're favorite jet plane?
are we having fun yet
quite uncomfortable knowing that girls may be browsing 2bh
>>51867116
Jay Jay
>>51867121
86 this post
>>51867114
batty boy
haha lads my girlfriend lives with her rents and she texts me when she wakes up in the night and tells me she wishes I was in her bed and that she was dreaming about me. literally just happened. why haven't you acquired a loving gf lads? it's pretty nice 2bh
>>51867122
they're probably friendly
>>51867122
Hey~
>tfw you're browsing your ex-oneitus FB and you start hitting posts from 2011
>>51867116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pweY5y5eRI
>>51867097
I think it's my pillow position or something, don't know what's changed
I drink like 600ml of water before bed
>>51867175
meme plane
Business idea: we start referring to the Prophet Muhammad as "Mahound"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahound
im about that skrilla
>>51867174
knew you were a creep
>>51867225
we all do it m8
even normies have told me they do
>>51867168
nice try
There aren't any girls in New Zealand
>>51867240
Yeah but when you're ugly it's creepy
>>51867199
fuk u
it's iconic
>>51867256
what about ms alice
>>51867257
i'm a solid 7 imho
>>51867268
Undercover Australian
>>51867268
she's a state entity
Lives in the Reserve Bank
>>51867268
hnggggggg
>>51867256
The ReQuest Dance Crew
>>51867310
Sounds like an islander thing
>>51867267
bit weird looking
>>51867310
Sounds like some poly shit
going to bed
too many JFs
>>51867330
doesn't look like it should fly at all with those stubby wings
>>51867349
good
Don't wake up either
>>51867328
>>51867331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54ik9Ni5P5w
lads does the body burn fat first or muscle first?
>>51867376
did we export this
fucking hell that's cringeworthy
>>51867199
>won the falklands war
>meme
VTOL opens up a ton of tactical advantages senpai
>>51867377
muscle
>>51866455
Yeah there's loads of them. Even in the cities they find plenty to eat from all the rubbish lying around, plus people go all soppy over them and put out dog food in their back gardens and shit.
>>51867396
>ton
yanks out
>>51867377
penis girth
>>51867404
Does anybody shoot them like in the music video for Nasty
>>51867394
Yep,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o4Zj98FeX4
>>51867424
farmers shoot them quite frequently, since they'll go for chickens/game birds/lambs
>>51867427
We have such a shit reputation if any
goddamn NZ was supposed to be little Britain
i do not get this meme
>>51867508
White wimmin > nigresses
Sometimes I'll fedora-quote people's posts when I actually agree with the general sentiment being expressed. I just enjoy getting a rise out of people, to be straight with you here lads
>Sometimes I'll fedora-quote people's posts when I actually agree with the general sentiment being expressed. I just enjoy getting a rise out of people, to be straight with you here lads
>Sometimes I'll fedora-quote people's posts when I actually agree with the general sentiment being expressed. I just enjoy getting a rise out of people, to be straight with you here lads
>Sometimes I'll fedora-quote people's posts when I actually agree with the general sentiment being expressed. I just enjoy getting a rise out of people, to be straight with you here lads
>>51867637
all me
>>51867637
>Baited
>>51867581
>>51867589
nothing wrong with that daysoo
http://news.sky.com/story/1602433/north-face-founder-dies-in-kayak-accident
kek
As traditional religions (or some of them) die, we are not left with no religion we are left with the state-imposed cultural Marxism (and its attendant political correctness) that already dominates our society.
The Frankfurt School, a group of Jewish thinkers that dreamed up this system with the purpose of creating global governance under a single central bank, studiously applied the principle of divide-and-rule to every aspect of human affairs. They recommended, amongst other things:
1. The creation of racism offences.
2. Continual change to create confusion
3. The teaching of sex and homosexuality to children
4. The undermining of schools’ and teachers’ authority
5. Huge immigration to destroy identity.
6. The promotion of excessive drinking
7. Emptying of churches
8. An unreliable legal system with bias against victims of crime
9. Dependency on the state or state benefits
10. Control and dumbing down of media
11. Encouraging the breakdown of the family
I have just returned from my holiday in Magaluf. I drank more shots than you could count on an abacus, partied until 7am every day, listened to thumping bass and wrenched the souls from the purposeless partying machines that drifted from bar to bar, that lay their eggs, and sting and sing and weave their petty little cells and die.
>>51867726
why's that funny
>>51867767
Were you that aspie posting under a Spanish flag
>>51867776
north face is for huge fags
I lurk in everyone with an ounce of intellect.
You see, I'm less a creature than a concept.
/brit/ is purely the malignant malice hidden in us all.
>>51866774
post em
When advent began, I sauntered through my sweatshop telling all the children that if their productivity doubled in the run up to Christmas, I'd take them to see their parents. In fact, productivity increased threefold: so I kept my promise and took them to the graveyard.
>>51867862
>killing your workers
baka now you have to train a whole new batch
https://youtu.be/2P34x4P8Nzk
Quite good
Bout this hot lads
>>51867907
→ → → →the joke
your head
The joke is that their parents are dead, dummy.
Business Idea: Whenever a yank posts, reply with "rare flag" to make them feel small and insignificant
/qa/ is actually the most cancerous board on the 'chon
It literally consists of all the most butthurt spergiest autists from around the site
>>51868039
R A R E
A
R
E
>>51867862
>be me
>make my workers feel comfortable and at home while at work
>make them actually care about the company by setting up stock plans and giving out collective bonuses when we have a surplus in production
>give them liberal breaks and time off so they actually enjoy working to a degree
>give individual recognition for hard work and promote a meritocratic environment to motivate people
>production skyrockets and people clamor to work at my company/keep their jobs.
>>51868039
There is nothing small about an American
>>51868039
CHECK OUT THIS RARE FLAG
>>51868000
And so are they dipshit
He has no workforce now
No productivity
Nothing
Not very high anymore
>>51864443
Love you Nederlad. Keeping it real.
>>51868097
>And so are they dipshit
wank poo
having a wank and doing a poo
poo poo wank poo
wanky wank poo poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4srWvLXZRw
>yank advertising
I only got halfway btw
>>51868233
not enough /brit/ memes
>>51868233
actually don't watch this lads I'm sorry for posting it
>>51868231
this is the best post i've seen on /brit/ for a long while
https://twitter.com/WorldStarFunny/status/674440255894888448
>>51868233
>no tub girl
fucking piss poor attempt
>>51868343
just googled it for the nostalgia
>>51868312
warning: yanks
>>51868233
Please delete this post
>>51868372
one of the first things that drew me to /b/
that and the guy getting his intestines wrecked by a horse penis
Haha lads, this is so us x
>>51868403
LITERALLY me
>>51868233
I watched it all and I loved it
>>51865481
This is why tanks are pretty vulnerable in urban warfare without a dismounted escort.
>>51868453
throwing a grenade down the barrel of a tank which has the loading breech closed isn't going to do shit.
>>51868039
The projection is real.
lods
thread is dead as fuck someone make a new one
hahahahahahaha the janitor is gay
>>51868514
might disarm the tank, though
it'd certainly disarm the tank if you used something with thermite instead of a grenade
>>51868058
>>51868062
>>51868066
>>51868525
>mfw you fell for the trap
w31w haha lets get this to 310
ppopopopooopopo
>>51868824
NO! poopoopopoopopopopopoopoo
pooooooooooo
caralad make the next thread
>>51868852
POO
>this is the sort of things lifeless NEETs post all night
>>51868889
congratulations on the 308th reply
>>51868889
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>51868889
It's afternoon in the first world
>>51868943
It's early evening cunt
>>51868943
>Asia
>>51868960
evening in summer is like 7 I reckon
It's too light to be evening
>tfw no gf
>>51868982
I will consider your point of view on such topics
>>51869027
>I will consider your point of view
wow what a faggot lmao
>>51868775
have another (You), kiddo :^)
