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Our Nige edition
cara
janny is gonna do his NUT
>>51861371
>this edition
Azusa
>>51861392
what did he do?
>"Nigel Farage is just a meme politician and all of UKIPs policies are stupid. Me and my Imam both agree that UKIP should be banned for racism".
jenna
>>51861458
Said gay marriage is an indicator of the end times.
@51861424
Right, out you go
>>51861371
FANTASTIC edition
anzu
>>51861428
good post
>Nigel 'No Seats' Farage
So glad the UKIP meme is dead, was really getting on my tits
>>51861474
it's exactly this logic which really hinders the right wing.
they're so idiotic in thinking if someone doesn't think the same as them they must be a paki/something wrong with them.
end of the day the left are far more open to other opinions even though they more divided.
Thoughts on this man?
>>51861470
>I think speedometer is designed to overestimate
Depends on the size of the wheel and tyre. If the car is using it's stock wheel and tyre size it should be dead on. But it can be out by up to 7mph.
Average speed cameras on the motorway are defeated just by changing lanes.
bloody hell, that lad cooking eggs made me realise how bad I'd love some eggs and toast right now
might go make some 2bh
>ONE SEAT
>>51861494
hes a knacker so its pretty much a given hes homophobic
these people dont allow their children to wear glasses as its a sign of weakness
now an official plaid cymru thread
>>51861533
Is this the same left that decrys anyone to the right of Corbyn as "red Tory scum,"
wonder how i can go about acquiring land in a city centre or outside a busy office building where I can build what looks like overflow car park and charge people for overstaying their welcome by 20 seconds
easy money. caribbean beach house here i come
>>51861537
the speed cameras we have here have a percentage error of 6-7 km/h, so you can effectively do close to 70 in a 60 zone and not have a problem.
@51861424
You are an unequivocally vulgar pervert and a nefarious Internet-addicted plague upon humanity.
>>51861533
literally the only time I have ever agreed with you
nice one
I will destroy ISIS
I will destroy ISIS
made a -very- cheeky posts lads
>>51861636
http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/bge20_vote
shitty outdated autism-ridden game with terrible graphics and bad programming that represents a franchise ruled by furfaggots and deviantartists
VS
Revolutionary indie game that provides an intelectually deep thought provoking meta-commentary on the nature of videogames, paired with quirky humorous writing, amazing characters, top notch music, creative gameplay and charming art
Let's be honest for a second: /brit/ has no reason to hate on undertale except for being an edgy contrarian crying about tumblr and reddit. deep down you know damn well that it's a fantastic game deserving of the praise its getting. If pokemon wins it's solely due to nostalgia goggles.
I'm spartacus
Leave ISIS to me.
The fact that kippers worship a mediocrity like Farage is why UKIP will never win a significant number of seats
>>51861533
you could literally take that paragraph, change "paki" to racist and have it be about the left wing.
>>51861590
>our political campaign should be MORE fractured! That'll sell it!
>>51861533
>the left are far more open to other opinions
>NUS at Goldsmiths Uni have literally condemned a freedom of speech lecture hosted by an ex-muslim feminist who talked about how muslim women are mistreated by ISIS.
>The Universities LBGT and Feminist unions are also siding with the Islamic societies condemning of the lecture, dispite the leader of the Islamic society saying that "gays can't be Muslim" and "women who fear allah should wear the viel".
>>51861657
>muh vidya
Pretty sure you have to be over 18 to post here lad
>>51861657
what the FUCK is undertale
also
>>>/v/
AND STAY OUT
>>51861657
report
>>51861657
>>>/v/
frig off you nerd loser
>>51861657
undertale is boring mate
how long till janny works out what we've done
he's gonna DO HIS NUT
>>51861533
UKIP are the only party that want to reduce immigration, if you don't agree with that then you're a paki or a paki enabler.
>>51861657
back to /v/, nerd
ISIS? They'll be WASWAS when I'm done with them! Hahahaha.
>>51861693
game popular on reddit and tumblr and /v/umblr because you can hug people and make friends to win the game.
I will destroy ISIS
gonna fuck those ISIS lads up t bh they're taking the fucking piss
Star Wars is out literally next week and no one gives a fuck.
I think they killed it with too many (bad) trailers
>>51861735
Fucking lol
>>51861739
Just weird desu.
Oi Hemi, these ISIS cunts are talking shit
>>51861735
unbelievable banter from the new zealander
>>51861762
I'm p hyped desu
>>51861533
>end of the day the left are far more open to other opinions even though they more divided.
Did you miss all those times the lefts designated hate mob have attacked and browbeaten people who oppose their myopic, delusional and non-existent world view?
If I put my galaxy s3 mobile down on on a certain spot on my macbook it switches it to sleep mode. fucking weird.
>>51861762
>and no one gives a fuck.
Really? I honestly don't see what the appeal is, it seems like a rehash of the first one
>lonely protagonist ekes out a living on desert planet, doesn't really know her father
>evil stormtroopers land looking for a robot
>heroes escape in the nick of time
>masked, lightsaber-wielding villain personally leads the search for fugitive rebels
>meanwhile the bad guys have completed a planet-sized death weapon capable of destroying a star
>but the rebels have a plan to take it out of operation in a daring raid
>>51861739
Is that Samir Nasri
>>51861762
m8 they "killed" it because people simply don't give a shit anymore
the last trilogy was awful, this one looks mediocre at best + no one knows what its even about
and there is just such an over-saturation with generic flashy action movies now that Star Wars doesn't stand out, especially since its Disney's Star Wars, just like Disney's Marvel.
I remember in 1999 it was absolutely insane with all the hype
now people hardly care.
Syria update lads:
>Cyprus to allow #Russian Warplanes returning from air strikes in #Syria to use Cypriot airports - Cyprus's FM
>#Raqqa A coalition drone strike targeted a BMW car for #ISIS yesterday in Al Frdous Area and inside it 2 persons
>31 Coalition strikes destroyed 75 #ISIL targets across 11 locations in #Syria and #Iraq
>people are so afraid of saying black they default to African American even when describing an English nigger
FUCK TORIES
>>51861657
i have an xbox one and a mac and i really like both of them
i hope that upsets you greatly
we know of an ancient radiation
that haunts dismembered constellations
a faintly glimmering radio station
>tfw foreign girls across the world I meet online are always falling in love with me and getting naked with me on snapchat and skype
>tfw I can't talk for shit with girls irl and won't have a shot at a gf or a shag from a girl who actually lives realistically near me for years
who /socialautist/ /onlinechad/ here
>>51861856
>calling a black brit "African-American"
>>51861578
>right of Corbyn
don't be silly. we just hate blairite cunts, imagine there was a paki lover in UKIP, that's what us lefties have to deal with.
>>51861590
cheers la'
have a tune about left wing politics right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0LV_bETEzs
>>51861856
The character speaks with an American accent.
who /austistonlineandreallife/
>>51861856
>people
Americans
everyone says "black" here because Caribbeans get pissy when you lump them together with Africans, as with vice versa, and American blacks (former slaves) don't give a shit about Africa really.
>>51861874
Normie RAUS
>when his cause isn't racial nationalism
>>51861902
its a space nigger for fuck's sake America doesn't even exist in star wars
>>51861900
>we just hate blairite cunts
That's exactly what I'm fucking talking about your moron
I can't wait for you fucktards to leave when Chuka finally becomes leader
>>51861947
yet
>>51861852
>>Cyprus to allow #Russian Warplanes returning from air strikes in #Syria to use Cypriot airports - Cyprus's FM
Does this mean we're allying with Russia?
All Cyprus airbases are UK controlled.
>>51861929
>when his cause isn't the extinction of all languages that aren't English
>>51861947
So why did they have ooga booga change his accent?
>>51861962
FOREIGN
>>51861921
>Americans
Nah, more like the media and maybe SJW college students. I've never met someone who had a problem using "black" or being referred to as such.
>when he's a dolescummer scrounging a living if hard working taxpayers
>>51861962
tu tira mai nga iwi
>>51861973
all the good guys apart from Obi Wan in the original trilogy were yanks desu
Kinda wanna order a pizza even though I've eaten all my allocated meals today lads
>>51861973
So they didn't have to subtitle him.
Or does the bubble reputation distract you? Keep before your eyes the swift onset of oblivion, and the abysses of eternity before us and behind; mark how hollow are the echoes of applause, how fickle and undiscerning the judgments of professed admirers, and how puny the arena of human fame. For the entire earth is but a point, and the place of our own habitation but a minute corner in it; and how many are therein who will praise you, and what sort of men are they?
>>51861956
tell me what Corbyn has done that's been bad?
the only thing I can think of is being to consensual in his policies to keep the blairite cunts happy.
he's literally the key to making the UK evolve.
>RUSSIA: Putin expresses hope that the fight against terrorism does not require nuclear weapons.
>>51862000
>when he paid attention to the Te Reo lessons in primary school
>>51862008
it's 00:30, nowhere will be open
>>51862063
tahi rua toru wha
don't need keys to drive this car
>>51862039
He's achieved the worst approval rating of any opposition leader ever and destroyed the Labour party's reputation for a generation
>>51861997
>Nah, more like the media
naw more like the American media
at most I hear "Black-Canadian", similar to the UK with "Black-British"
but black people are pretty marginal here and Indians get more attention.
>Hello I am a tripfap with a contrarian opinion
how do i flirt with a girl over text lads?
>>51862102
send pics of cock to her
>tell me what Corbyn has done that's been bad?
>the only thing I can think of is being to consensual in his policies to keep the blairite cunts happy.
>he's literally the key to making the UK evolve.
>>51862074
>Not living in the city
Places open till 3am here
>>51862081
>Labour party's reputation
oh yeah because the reputation before him was great. literally getting BTFO for being Scottish dick sucking tory lite blairite cunts.
blairite cunts is what destroyed the labour party.
>>51862081
Exactly, he's a hero
>>51861533
>>end of the day the left are far more open to other opinions
Completely wrong
The right are open to opinions and will actually listen to them, for the mere fact of easily disputing the claims
just had a festive wank
reaction image folder just hit 3.5 gb lads
what am i like
>>51862165
Yes its well know that the blairites destroyed the party by winning 3 elections and making the Tories irrelevant for 10 years
>>51862165
>scots are what destroyed the labour party.
Fixed friend :^)
>>51861534
My sister just bought her bf that book with him and Sam Harris for Christmas lel
I like him
>>51862102
show her your willy
gf just airmailed me this
>>51862235
>tinder
The conservatives aren't really right wing 2bh so identifying a kekservative paki enabler isn't really "the right wing attacking itself".
>>51862235
jeebus
>>51862235
>that pic
fucking chads man. it's like a different plane of existence.
rate my cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I2f1UJjiAA
post em lads
>Jeremy
>Trump
One is using the power of free speech and getting praised
One is using the power of free speech and being slandered
>>51862177
>The right are open to opinions
yeah if you're white, male and ruling class
>>51862268
The conservatives just have centrist policies so they can win elections
>>51862316
>Tyson Fury
One is using the power of free speech and getting arrested
Hi lads
Home from work ama
>>51862316
Neither are being praised
>>51862328
are you trolling? really right now, are you being facetious?
s m h lidicki I hope uni hasn't poisoned what little mind there was to poison
>>51862357
fuck off you fat cunt
Would you lads?
hello i'm here to save labour
>>51862323
hahaha i remember that shit
police were fucking them up. by the end they were just letting the dogs loose on them lmao
>>51862331
Their immigration and EU policies are downright left wing.
Their only claim to being right wing is that they hate poor people.
>>>/tv/63453612
Great thread
>>51862235
Wish I had a big willy, but I don't. I don't have anything because I'm a genetic failure
Surprised I haven't killed myself
>Real Madrid 8 - 0 Malmo
>"Champions" "League"
/brit/ is one shagadelic general baby!
>>51861398
How are you first everytime lad?
>>51862403
'no'
Would you?
>>51862374
Great question
Thanks for asking :)
absolutely howling haha
>>51862406
exfoliate your T zone you gremlin
Would you lads
>>51862406
God I wish Millipede was still around. As much as I love laughing at comrade Corbyn, I just miss laughing at Milliband
A man of the people.
>>51862403
No. I can just tell by the way she looks that she is an insufferable cunt.
hey mr churchill comes over here to say we're doing splendidly but its very cold out here in the snow marching to and from the enemy oh i say its tough i have had enough can you stop the cavalry tbqh lads
>big willy but also phimosis
>The Coalition have destroyed 75 ISIS targets in 31 airstrikes.
>>51862412
If they were socially conservative anti-immigration they wouldn't win elections
I mean they might now, since Corbyn is destroying Labour but they wouldn't have beaten brown and miliband
you lads wont believe this
today I went to a psychiatrist and I was actually prescribed ant-depressants
haha what am I like
I don't think I would
>>51862506
literal madman ahahaha
I really, really don't think I would
>>51862506
I got prescribed anti depressants but I'm scared of taking them.
>>51862504
>If they were socially conservative anti-immigration they wouldn't win elections
But that's what the people of Britain actually want. When they're not being smeared in the media and being called racist bigots, the average Briton is perfectly happy to say how much they want to reduce immigration.
BOMB GONE OFF AT LAMBETH NORTH STATION
>>51862543
why?
>>51862543
they make your nob fall off my mate's sister's brother's mate was on them and that happened to him
err
hmm
>>51862101
>mfw this tripfag has the intellectual capability of a brick and is oblivious to the consequences of what his vacuous political beliefs will have on the UK if Labour are allowed to govern again.
>>51862403
Nope
Don't like fat girls, and I definitely don't like fat girls trying to pretend they're "retro pin-up"
wait,
what was I going to say?
...
....
........
...
...........nope, honestly can't remember right now, I'll post again when I remember though okay?
>>51862558
All the potential side affects.
>>51862559
Memes aside, I already have trouble getting it up. Anti depressants apparently make it difficult
>>51862440
frustrating shithouse teams like that get into the group stages.
there should literally be a unseeded draw (like the FA cup) between all tier one leagues and tier two leagues.
fuck shit house leagues being in there like Hungary or Sweeden
>>51862548
It's to do with perceptions a conservative party with right wing policy would turn people off much like a labour party with left wing policy does
You need a policy package that appeals to a broad spectrum of voters
>>51862406
That's not Dan Jarvis
>Manchester United
>>51862588
>I already have trouble getting it up
how old are you lad?
ED as a young man is pretty sad
I can't stop getting it up and I'm in my 20s
>>51862454
>>51862492
>>51862582
are you sure?
but what about those curves
>>51862455
>>51862482
just look at that face
>>51862510
>>51862540
>>51862563
>>51862449
don't even post that much anymore 2bh
>>51862506
Haha mad cunt what did you tell her? All the mad Shite you get up with the lads has driven you mad depressed after you didn't get to shag that munter in Ibiza? Wahey!
It would be good if the United Kingdom got nuked
>>51862600
to everyone here:
do you really think politics is about opinion polls and ratings or do you think it's about doing the right thing for the people?
do you really think living under a capitalistic system is right for the people? ask yourself them questions, search deep down.
come join me in the left wing tier of politics and become enlightened.
living that failing life
>>51862588
this.
just remembered this funny time in primary school where I picked up a log of poo from the lads toilet and threw it over the fence
>>51862632
Yeah early 20s. I don't know why
Imagine all the soldiers that died for us in WWII looking down on Britain right now. I bet they wonder why they even bothered getting out of bed.
Go on home, British posters, go on home
Have you got no fucking chans of your own?
>>51862646
just look at all that fat
>>51862656
no, you first.
whats a decent paying job that requires no skills?
i havent pooed today
been making bare fart noises all day tho famalam
>>51862646
I mean, yeah, I probably would if she really wanted to fuck. But I don't find her attractive at all really. I will bang just about anything, like to keep the numbers up.
>>51862600
If the conservatives pursued anti immigration policy they probably wouldn't lose any voters and would gain back all the UKIP voters they lost.
You're forgetting that if the CONSERVATIVES followed anti immigration rhetoric they wouldn't be smeared in the media like UKIP were. And you wouldn't get the whole "voting conservative = you're a racist" in the media like you did with UKIP.
Why does Thailad make these autistic webms? Is there something actually wrong with him?
hello
I'm looking for the gentleman who goes by Barbosa
>>51862721
interesting
>>51862718
selling cocaine to tourists in a major city
>>51862686
haha what a little madman hahaha
III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
>>51862718
being a banker
>>51862623
ROOOOOONEEEEYYYYYYY
>>51862661
>come join me in the left wing tier of politics
No thanks I don't want to be arrested for not checking my privilege the required amount of times a day.
Is Cara a D cup or an A cup ?
I don't even know.
>>51862735
You love him really.
>>51862718
suckin ma willy
>>51862701
>>51862722
keep in mind that I most definitely wouldn't
>>51862735
Wat
>>51862759
King of England when?
>>51862784
she looks ugly as fuck there
nice pushed up tits though
Niggers? Nah. Not a fan.
>>51862735
At least he isn't mentally deficient like the twat who tripfags as 190cm Master Race
>>51862661
>do you really think politics is about opinion polls and ratings or do you think it's about doing the right thing for the people?
Opinion polls and ratings tend to show what the majority of people want. Why would you give something like socialism to the people when clearly the majority don't want it?
>do you really think living under a capitalistic system is right for the people?
Its got its flaws but overall capitalism and a free market seem to work. People like it, it helps people, so why remove it? Because some latte sipping uni hipster wants a utopian state of equality and paradise? k sure
Meritocracies>kuckocracies any day for me family
imagine being a non-anglo and posting in /brit/ lmfao
>>51862825
How did you even survive your picture being reposted all the time ?
Cute webm lads
how do i acquire a gf?
>>51862858
feels good not being inbred ngl
>>51862688
low Test and high Est
>>51862784
http://i.imgur.com/dn480LG.jpg
W E W
E
W
>>51862661
I think politics is about winning power and implementing the policies that you believe help the nation
I don't care for fanciful revolutions
>>51862784
she has tiny tits m8
don't you know how push up bras work?
>tfw no big willy to suck on
me irl
The British public are retarded and vote for whatever party the papers tell them to.
If there was actually a party that followed the ideology of the average British person it would be a left leaning, centrist, nationalist party.
>>51862887
Would tickle under the armpits
nearly new years eve lads
>>51862875
be tall, handsome AND rich
>>51862921
his foreskin looks like mine
maybe I'm not alone
>>51862937
wahey just like last year and literally nothing changed
>>51862920
Must be some NASA-tier push-up, I've never seen such a difference.
>>51862883
How do I increase my testosterone?
>>51862937
I'm going to get absolutely mangled with my normie mates
>>51862875
Set a trap
Put cheesecake as bait
Profit
>>51862963
actually for the first time in about 10 years I can ring in the new year and say "this year I actually achieved something"
i'm gonna make it
>>51862937
>surrounded by normie family
>watching large swarms of normies snogging on tv as the clock strikes midnight
just kill me now
>>51862063
Who's this demon?
>>51862959
stretch that foreskin out lad
>>51862963
what a sad, strange little man you are
>>51862975
Start listening to high test kpop
>>51863000
we're proud of you lid
feels bad man
>>51863000
>I actually achieved something
fuck off giga normie
>>51862856
>what the majority of people want. Why would you give something like socialism to the people when clearly the majority don't want it?
>hurrr democracy is flawless
m8 if you want to listen to the fat cunts who watch jeremy kyle in the mornings, collect their dole in the afternoon and shag some for more bennies in the night, you go for it.
>capitalism...People like it, it helps people
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOLZ.
>>51863035
Fuck off, you swine.
>>51861392
>the other 5000 years of human history
except for the most part no one actually cared until the abrahamic religions started taking off
https://youtu.be/QlhgIdZUqO0
Tbh
gonna post some corny american country songs lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpvfmSL6WkM
>>51863111
Post outlaw country
>>51863096
source?
do u guys seriously not go out with people on new years eve??
My New Year's Resolution 2015 was to get a girlfriend
I did
>>51863060
Has he done something to his dick to cause it to be that thick?
>>51862937
>tfw will be on here getting #rekt and having one 'happy new year' message from my mother
Gonna be great lads. I mean heck, 2k16 could be the year I finally find the 'nads to go and kill myself.
>>51863060
Rather a bf with an average willy that can actually fit in my mouth
>>51863132
not your history teacher, go read wikipedia
>>51863082
>m8 if you want to listen to the fat cunts who watch jeremy kyle in the mornings, collect their dole in the afternoon and shag some for more bennies in the night, you go for it.
Why are you speaking ill of socialist policies if you're left wing?
>>51863127
ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh2qTnHdaH0
fucks sake
>>51863111
Close enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvWADo6KPzA
>>51863035
sleep tight porker
>>51862784
I know a girl who wears C cup bras and fits into them fine, but her boobs aren't big at all
Boobs are a mystery
>>51863187
and still no robot gfs
>>51862975
work out, intense exercise rather than just cardio
eat better (less processed food)
stay away from BPA in plastics
stay away from soy products
stop biking
wear looser pants/underwear
ginseng, nettle teas
get lots of zinc in your diet, as well as vitamin D
getting outside and in the some more in general
set a proper sleep schedule and don't be overtired
stop drinking beer because Hops is estrogenic
stick to liquor and wine but don't drink too much
lose fat
eliminate sugar from your diet
eat fatty foods
reduce stress
get lots of protein, like whey protein
>>51863142
it's not even that big, look at his hands in comparison to her forearms.
she's just a femlet. maybe 4'10 at most.
>>51863193
>lynyrd skynyrd
>corny
>country
pick one
my news years resolution will be the same as every year: Don't get a gf
Every year is a success
>>51863235
SWEET HOME ALABAMER
>>51863165
>socialist policies
which ones?
>>51863231
>it's not even that big
Stop talking you fucking fool
gf just sent me this
>>51863174
There's that rebellious spirit.
>>51863187
Thank you social media for giving every mentally damaged degenerate a voice.
>>51863231
>it's not even that big
it's fucking massive you utter retard
Just watched Nausicaa again and I almost cried lads
>>51863259
Welfare for workshy dossers
>>51862954
im rich, 5 11 and average looking
how do I get a gf?
>>51863235
They are country rock which, as I said, is close enough.
>>51863270
she's about the size of my gf desu
nice one
>>51863270
>chebs
>arse
come to butthead
>>51863269
>>51863280
hahaha small dicks, his was above average at most
>>51863259
Welfare for chav scum
>>51863288
Charisma
time to lay my head down and become unconscious
>new years eve
might actually kill myself this time, 2015 is a good round number to bow out on I think
>>51863352
wait for 2020
>>51863288
>5 11
My friend and boss from this summer just messaged me saying he had a business idea that he wants me to help with in the programming department. Wonder what it will be.
190cm
19mm
>>51863230
im hairy as fuck, have a deep voice and my facial hair grows ridiculously fast
how do i lower test?
why are we discussing new years eve its still 2015 i mean come on
it's not even Christmas :/
>>51863328
then what
>>51863389
because I dread NYE more than I enjoy christmas
in fact I don't even enjoy christmas anymore
dear god pls let a meteor fortuitously pierce my cranium
>>51863411
>I dread NYE
?
>>51863320
It's fascinating looking at these and imagining what sort of twisted lad made them haha
>>51863411
neither, my family is just depressing
not even normies enjoy NYE 2bh
Why would you say you were 5ft 11?
Just lie and round it up to 6
>>51863389
because its a point where you self reflect and realise you're still a loser every year
>>51863442
How do get around the internet lie filter?
>>51863442
you basically are 6' with shoes on 2bh
Who 5'10" here?
>>51863400
then you get a gf
>>51863513
why would you say you were 5'10? just lie and round up to 6
you basically are 6' with high heels
>>51863527
When do you get the money?
>>51863442
>>51863513
I'm 5'10 and the same height as people who claim to be 5'11. Guys clearly an inch or two shorter than me claim to be 5'10.
Don't understand why so many lads lie about their heights, or are bad at measuring. My mummy measures me so I know for a certain I'm 5'10, and I don't bother lying about it either.
Where's the honour gone?
>>51863538
you dont need money
what if you were 190cm?
would you just lie and round it up to 6'3?
>>51863558
So how do I get the power?
>>51863545
>be just on 5'11
>2+ inches taller than a mate of mine
>he says he's 6'
lmao i called him out on it once and he got so fucking mad hahahahahaha
>>51863564
fuck off you literal manlet 195cm/6'4 masterrace
make way choon incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrGX4KZ44WI
>>51863513
tfw only know I'm over 6 foot because I was taller standing next to a 6ft christmas tree last christmas
madness haha
>>51863400
Be charismatic and confident, acquire gf, it really is that fucking easy.
>>51863545
Do you stand up straight against the wall with no shoes on?
>'Just protecting my wife and child' Terrified dad who stabbed burglar may face charges
>Lee Fellowes, 44, was “just trying to protect my wife and child” when, barefoot and in his pyjamas, he knifed Craig Norman in the stomach as he was taking his Nissan Qashqai.
>The incident on January 3 began when Norman saw keys through a window at Mr Fellowes’ home.
>“I noticed a hand come through the door in a black glove,” he said. “I left by the back to get round to the front of the house. I picked up a black vegetable knife out of fear.
>“I didn’t know how many people were there or what their intentions were. I was in my pyjamas and barefoot. I thought at first it was all over but my wife started shouting, ‘He’s in the car, he’s in the car’. As I got to the driver’s side door a man got out in dark clothing, a padded jacket, his hood up and a mask on.
>“I was in shock. I wasn’t expecting anything like that. I noticed in his left hand he had a hammer. He raised it above his head, shaking it viciously. He made a step forward and I thought I was going to get hit.
>“I had the knife in front of me. As I turned away what I thought was the knife hit the floor.
>“I still had the handle in my hand but no blade. I took two steps back, put my hands up and said, ‘Look, go’. I’m not aware that I pushed the knife into him.
>“I just wanted to protect my wife, my child and me.”
>Norman, who admitted burglary and theft but denied being armed, told the hearing: “I was trying to steal his car. I took the keys, it opened and I jumped in.
>“Then I saw the fella coming out of the house at which point I jumped out of the car to run off. But as soon as I saw him he plunged the knife into me.”
This guy will probably get a jail sentence for this despite defending himself.
ignore previous choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9F8nh3MvTc
>>51863567
lift and eat big
>>51863571
How good looking tho
>tfw 1cm shorter
>>51863569
lmao how did it go down lad?
>>51863388
the opposite of all that
but that won't change your voice/eliminate hair, just make you feel sickly, tired and weak
also give you man boobs
>you will never be tall, good-looking, white or a boy
>>51863571
>>51863620
lanklets
>>51863606
Honestly what did he expect to happen?
>>51863608
There have been similar cases and the defender got off with charge
It's just a formality mate
>>51863620
think i'm quite average 2bh
help lads, i want to do surgery but i'm afraid i'm too much of a spaz and will be a total bust at it
>>51863527
how
>>51863645
every time I post that webm someone replies with this
How do I forget about her lads?
>>51863606
That face plant tho
i wish i was like 6'4+ and hench so i could go on holiday to korea and literally destroy all the frigid slope birds
>>51863675
indulin shock therapy
>>51863608
I hope the burglar is getting time too?
>>51863675
"her" being whom exactly?
>>51863645
question is why did he hold on?
What's with this new trend of calling "illegal immigrants" migrants?
>>51863653
didn't you have a gf before you turned to an obsession about cara?
also you've posted your legs
they go down a *long long* way to the floor~
>>51863687
this post makes me smile so much and it's something I've wanted to do for so long
>>51863690
*insulin
ffs
>>51863606
bet he got bantered hard at work after they ran the tape lmao
>>51863710
migrants makes it sound like they are nomads or something
>>51863627
>at drinks with m8s and slags
>girl asks how tall one of us is
>they don't have a clue about height so we make them guess each one of our heights
>gets to me
>they say im 6'2
>lmao and say i'm 5'11
>gets to m8
>they say he's 6'1
>says they're close but he's 6'
>we are like uhhhhhhhhh
>i say that he can't be because i'm taller than him and i'm not 6'
>he insists he is
>show him my drivers license with my height on it and say he's shorter
>nah that's wrong
>m8 who gives a fuck how tall you are, why are you lying
>i'm not fucking lying you cunt fuck you
>starts getting real mad
>everyone is just like uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hahahahaha why does it even matter ay lmao insecurity is so much uglier to a girl than height.
>>51863710
undocumented immigrants*
>>51863700
Burglar was in a comma for 6 months as a result of being stabbed. He "died" twice but was resuscitated.
He's now in prison on another crime.
>>51863687
>and literally destroy all the frigid slope birds
why did this make me laugh
>>51863710
In the USGay leftist pricks unironically refer to them as "undocumented migrants"
>>51863712
ye but that was quite a few years ago now
>>51863645
normally they turn the wheel so it locks i think
>>51863724
jesus christ what is that?
>>51863608
Why should it matter if the burglar was armed or not?
He was trying to take the mans property so he was well within his right to defend it.
>>51863660
are you uncoordinated or shaky?
if so, consider something else.
>>51863812
wow that's pretty racist
>>51863748
You made him look like a reet tit in front of some fanny, you're a shit mate, fuck you
>>51863710
Because they dindu nuffin
POKEFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/bge20_vote
CANT WAIT UNTIL UNDERTALE BEATS OCARINA OF TIME AND FINAL FANTASY VII
a /brit/ classic
two birds sent me their tits today
quite chuffed with myself, they were both decent too
>>51863818
i don't think so but sometimes i wonder. i cut the knot a few times on my surgery rotation and it really spooked me desu.
>>51863880
Do you know them irl
Another /brit/ classic
>>51863880
post pics
sup dudes
>>51863914
is this dog a spesh
>>51863687
tfw 6'4" and "destroy" all the foreign birds in London :^)
>>51863837
these girls had functional eyes and memories. they pieced together the fact that I am sitting and standing taller than him, despite being shorter than what he claimed to be.
>>51863920
not opening that
>>>/nonce/
>>51863917
no
one's from Canada and one's from South Africa
>>51863924
didn't dare screenshot since they're both the insecure type about guys saving pics
>>51863895
spooked is confidence shit.
you just have to ask yourself whether you're cool enough in crisis to do that shit, and whether you have the coordination to do it well.
scottish referendum banter was good
general election banter was brilliant
what can we expect from the EU referendum in terms of banter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT1W6kQfda0
tune
/brit/ classic
>>51864036
did they died? ._.
>>51864036
me in the middle haha
don't even care about fucking a girl any time soon 2bh
i just want to wake up next to one in the morning and see her messy bed hair
dont even watch anime but there is something about azusa from k-on that makes me want to fuck her
>>51864022
All the major parties are EU keks so there will be no banter
Classic /brit/
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>51864090
Made me get up and pace around the room.
literal /brit/ classic here lads
>>51862661
surely you don't actually believe this
>>51864057
landed in water, they didn't die.
Eating a daim bar.
>>51864090
wew
>>51864117
wew
>The only politician that could bring anti EU banter to the commons is our Nige and he cant win an election to save his life
>>51864124
lmao look at the ref
me taking the shortcut to tescos haha
>tfw there will never EVER be a /brit/ - filename edition
>>51864124
>BC vs ND
Don't both of those colleges claim paddy "heritage"?
Asalaamu Alaykum lads ;0
http://www.singlemuslim.com/index.php
don't think she's going to text me today lads
>>51864117
Did his drink start to spill then go back into the cup?
>>51864090
Makes my eyes feel funny tbbh
me in the middle with the gloves on
>>51864205
noder dayme?
>>51864231
Am I missing something?
>>51864188
mesmerising
The classiccest of the /brit/ classics.
>>51864215
dont think shes going to text me ever again 2bh oh well at least i fucked her hahaha x
>>51864205
u wot m8 thats oregon v fsu
>>51863329
This was half an hour ago and I still didn't do it
OK OK goodnight for real now xxx
>>51864238
Notre Dame and Boston College
Turns out they even compete for the "Ireland Trophy" top kek
Fucking yanks
want a jgf probably
>>51864251
i t-thought you were my friend l-lad
need an irish, russian or latin american gf lads
/brit/ classic
http://xhamster.com/movies/5419338/pantalon_rosa_nalgona.html
dat ass doe
YA SCUMBAG YA MAGGOT YA CHEAP LOUSY FAGGOT
>>51864340
What?
I'm new here.
Who are you?
sometimes I forget girls exist in real life
>Multiple correct solutions required please solve more
>It finally decides I've solved enough Captchas
>Submit post
>"This page cannot be displayed"
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>51864319
So is that Jameis Winston slipping?
The uniforms look incredibly similar to the ND BC game this year
is 2 bananas in 1 day ott?
>>51864402
enjoy your potassium poisoning you yellow bastard
>>51864387
buy a 4man pass
>>51864401
maybe if youre colour blind
it was the cfp semi final last year
>>51864443
>>51864443
>>51864443
new thread
>>51861458
dunno
>>51861534
dunno
>>51861657
dunno
>>51861973
dunno
>>51862039
dunno
>>51862030
dunno
>>51862102
dunno
>>51862403
dunno
>>51862455
dunno
>>51862482
dunno
>>51862583
dunno
>>51862718
dunno
>>51862735
dunno
>>51862784
dunno
