Our Nige edition
cara
janny is gonna do his NUT
>>51861371
>this edition
Azusa
>>51861392
what did he do?
>"Nigel Farage is just a meme politician and all of UKIPs policies are stupid. Me and my Imam both agree that UKIP should be banned for racism".
jenna
>>51861458
Said gay marriage is an indicator of the end times.
@51861424
Right, out you go
>>51861371
FANTASTIC edition
anzu
>>51861428
good post
>Nigel 'No Seats' Farage
So glad the UKIP meme is dead, was really getting on my tits
>>51861474
it's exactly this logic which really hinders the right wing.
they're so idiotic in thinking if someone doesn't think the same as them they must be a paki/something wrong with them.
end of the day the left are far more open to other opinions even though they more divided.
Thoughts on this man?
>>51861470
>I think speedometer is designed to overestimate
Depends on the size of the wheel and tyre. If the car is using it's stock wheel and tyre size it should be dead on. But it can be out by up to 7mph.
Average speed cameras on the motorway are defeated just by changing lanes.
bloody hell, that lad cooking eggs made me realise how bad I'd love some eggs and toast right now
might go make some 2bh
>ONE SEAT
>>51861494
hes a knacker so its pretty much a given hes homophobic
these people dont allow their children to wear glasses as its a sign of weakness
now an official plaid cymru thread
>>51861533
Is this the same left that decrys anyone to the right of Corbyn as "red Tory scum,"
wonder how i can go about acquiring land in a city centre or outside a busy office building where I can build what looks like overflow car park and charge people for overstaying their welcome by 20 seconds
easy money. caribbean beach house here i come
>>51861526
yes
>>51861537
the speed cameras we have here have a percentage error of 6-7 km/h, so you can effectively do close to 70 in a 60 zone and not have a problem.
@51861424
You are an unequivocally vulgar pervert and a nefarious Internet-addicted plague upon humanity.
>>51861533
literally the only time I have ever agreed with you
nice one
I will destroy ISIS
I will destroy ISIS
made a -very- cheeky posts lads
>>51861636
http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/bge20_vote
shitty outdated autism-ridden game with terrible graphics and bad programming that represents a franchise ruled by furfaggots and deviantartists
VS
Revolutionary indie game that provides an intelectually deep thought provoking meta-commentary on the nature of videogames, paired with quirky humorous writing, amazing characters, top notch music, creative gameplay and charming art
Let's be honest for a second: /brit/ has no reason to hate on undertale except for being an edgy contrarian crying about tumblr and reddit. deep down you know damn well that it's a fantastic game deserving of the praise its getting. If pokemon wins it's solely due to nostalgia goggles.
I'm spartacus
Leave ISIS to me.
The fact that kippers worship a mediocrity like Farage is why UKIP will never win a significant number of seats
>>51861533
you could literally take that paragraph, change "paki" to racist and have it be about the left wing.
>>51861590
>our political campaign should be MORE fractured! That'll sell it!
>>51861533
>the left are far more open to other opinions
>NUS at Goldsmiths Uni have literally condemned a freedom of speech lecture hosted by an ex-muslim feminist who talked about how muslim women are mistreated by ISIS.
>The Universities LBGT and Feminist unions are also siding with the Islamic societies condemning of the lecture, dispite the leader of the Islamic society saying that "gays can't be Muslim" and "women who fear allah should wear the viel".
>>51861657
>muh vidya
Pretty sure you have to be over 18 to post here lad
>>51861657
what the FUCK is undertale
also
>>>/v/
AND STAY OUT
>>51861657
report
>>51861657
>>>/v/
frig off you nerd loser
>>51861657
undertale is boring mate
how long till janny works out what we've done
he's gonna DO HIS NUT
>>51861533
UKIP are the only party that want to reduce immigration, if you don't agree with that then you're a paki or a paki enabler.
>>51861657
back to /v/, nerd
ISIS? They'll be WASWAS when I'm done with them! Hahahaha.
>>51861693
game popular on reddit and tumblr and /v/umblr because you can hug people and make friends to win the game.
I will destroy ISIS
gonna fuck those ISIS lads up t bh they're taking the fucking piss
Star Wars is out literally next week and no one gives a fuck.
I think they killed it with too many (bad) trailers
>>51861735
Fucking lol
>>51861739
Just weird desu.
Oi Hemi, these ISIS cunts are talking shit
>>51861735
unbelievable banter from the new zealander
>>51861762
I'm p hyped desu
>>51861739
>>51861533
>end of the day the left are far more open to other opinions even though they more divided.
Did you miss all those times the lefts designated hate mob have attacked and browbeaten people who oppose their myopic, delusional and non-existent world view?
If I put my galaxy s3 mobile down on on a certain spot on my macbook it switches it to sleep mode. fucking weird.
>>51861762
>and no one gives a fuck.
Really? I honestly don't see what the appeal is, it seems like a rehash of the first one
>lonely protagonist ekes out a living on desert planet, doesn't really know her father
>evil stormtroopers land looking for a robot
>heroes escape in the nick of time
>masked, lightsaber-wielding villain personally leads the search for fugitive rebels
>meanwhile the bad guys have completed a planet-sized death weapon capable of destroying a star
>but the rebels have a plan to take it out of operation in a daring raid
>>51861739
Is that Samir Nasri
>>51861762
m8 they "killed" it because people simply don't give a shit anymore
the last trilogy was awful, this one looks mediocre at best + no one knows what its even about
and there is just such an over-saturation with generic flashy action movies now that Star Wars doesn't stand out, especially since its Disney's Star Wars, just like Disney's Marvel.
I remember in 1999 it was absolutely insane with all the hype
now people hardly care.
Syria update lads:
>Cyprus to allow #Russian Warplanes returning from air strikes in #Syria to use Cypriot airports - Cyprus's FM
>#Raqqa A coalition drone strike targeted a BMW car for #ISIS yesterday in Al Frdous Area and inside it 2 persons
>31 Coalition strikes destroyed 75 #ISIL targets across 11 locations in #Syria and #Iraq
>people are so afraid of saying black they default to African American even when describing an English nigger
FUCK TORIES
>>51861657
i have an xbox one and a mac and i really like both of them
i hope that upsets you greatly
we know of an ancient radiation
that haunts dismembered constellations
a faintly glimmering radio station
>tfw foreign girls across the world I meet online are always falling in love with me and getting naked with me on snapchat and skype
>tfw I can't talk for shit with girls irl and won't have a shot at a gf or a shag from a girl who actually lives realistically near me for years
who /socialautist/ /onlinechad/ here
>>51861856
>calling a black brit "African-American"
>>51861578
>right of Corbyn
don't be silly. we just hate blairite cunts, imagine there was a paki lover in UKIP, that's what us lefties have to deal with.
>>51861590
cheers la'
have a tune about left wing politics right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0LV_bETEzs
>>51861856
The character speaks with an American accent.
who /austistonlineandreallife/
>>51861856
>people
Americans
everyone says "black" here because Caribbeans get pissy when you lump them together with Africans, as with vice versa, and American blacks (former slaves) don't give a shit about Africa really.
>>51861874
Normie RAUS
>when his cause isn't racial nationalism
>>51861902
its a space nigger for fuck's sake America doesn't even exist in star wars
>>51861900
>we just hate blairite cunts
That's exactly what I'm fucking talking about your moron
I can't wait for you fucktards to leave when Chuka finally becomes leader
>>51861947
yet
>>51861852
>>Cyprus to allow #Russian Warplanes returning from air strikes in #Syria to use Cypriot airports - Cyprus's FM
Does this mean we're allying with Russia?
All Cyprus airbases are UK controlled.
>>51861929
>when his cause isn't the extinction of all languages that aren't English
>>51861947
So why did they have ooga booga change his accent?
>>51861962
FOREIGN
>>51861921
>Americans
Nah, more like the media and maybe SJW college students. I've never met someone who had a problem using "black" or being referred to as such.
>when he's a dolescummer scrounging a living if hard working taxpayers
>>51861962
tu tira mai nga iwi
>>51861973
all the good guys apart from Obi Wan in the original trilogy were yanks desu
Kinda wanna order a pizza even though I've eaten all my allocated meals today lads
>>51861973
So they didn't have to subtitle him.
Or does the bubble reputation distract you? Keep before your eyes the swift onset of oblivion, and the abysses of eternity before us and behind; mark how hollow are the echoes of applause, how fickle and undiscerning the judgments of professed admirers, and how puny the arena of human fame. For the entire earth is but a point, and the place of our own habitation but a minute corner in it; and how many are therein who will praise you, and what sort of men are they?
>>51861956
tell me what Corbyn has done that's been bad?
the only thing I can think of is being to consensual in his policies to keep the blairite cunts happy.
he's literally the key to making the UK evolve.
>RUSSIA: Putin expresses hope that the fight against terrorism does not require nuclear weapons.
>>51862000
>when he paid attention to the Te Reo lessons in primary school
>>51862008
it's 00:30, nowhere will be open
>>51862063
tahi rua toru wha
don't need keys to drive this car
>>51862039
He's achieved the worst approval rating of any opposition leader ever and destroyed the Labour party's reputation for a generation
>>51861997
>Nah, more like the media
naw more like the American media
at most I hear "Black-Canadian", similar to the UK with "Black-British"
but black people are pretty marginal here and Indians get more attention.
>Hello I am a tripfap with a contrarian opinion
how do i flirt with a girl over text lads?
>>51862102
send pics of cock to her
>tell me what Corbyn has done that's been bad?
>the only thing I can think of is being to consensual in his policies to keep the blairite cunts happy.
>he's literally the key to making the UK evolve.
>>51862074
>Not living in the city
Places open till 3am here
>>51862081
>Labour party's reputation
oh yeah because the reputation before him was great. literally getting BTFO for being Scottish dick sucking tory lite blairite cunts.
blairite cunts is what destroyed the labour party.
>>51862081
Exactly, he's a hero
>>51861533
>>end of the day the left are far more open to other opinions
Completely wrong
The right are open to opinions and will actually listen to them, for the mere fact of easily disputing the claims
just had a festive wank
reaction image folder just hit 3.5 gb lads
what am i like
>>51862165
Yes its well know that the blairites destroyed the party by winning 3 elections and making the Tories irrelevant for 10 years
>>51862165
>scots are what destroyed the labour party.
Fixed friend :^)
>>51861534
My sister just bought her bf that book with him and Sam Harris for Christmas lel
I like him
>>51862102
show her your willy
gf just airmailed me this
>>51862235
>tinder
The conservatives aren't really right wing 2bh so identifying a kekservative paki enabler isn't really "the right wing attacking itself".
>>51862235
jeebus
>>51862235
>that pic
fucking chads man. it's like a different plane of existence.
rate my cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I2f1UJjiAA
post em lads
>Jeremy
>Trump
One is using the power of free speech and getting praised
One is using the power of free speech and being slandered
>>51862177
>The right are open to opinions
yeah if you're white, male and ruling class
>>51862268
The conservatives just have centrist policies so they can win elections
>>51862316
>Tyson Fury
One is using the power of free speech and getting arrested
Hi lads
Home from work ama
>>51862316
Neither are being praised
>>51862328
are you trolling? really right now, are you being facetious?
s m h lidicki I hope uni hasn't poisoned what little mind there was to poison
>>51862299
>>51862357
fuck off you fat cunt
Would you lads?
hello i'm here to save labour
>>51862323
hahaha i remember that shit
police were fucking them up. by the end they were just letting the dogs loose on them lmao
>>51862331
Their immigration and EU policies are downright left wing.
Their only claim to being right wing is that they hate poor people.
>>>/tv/63453612
Great thread
>>51862235
Wish I had a big willy, but I don't. I don't have anything because I'm a genetic failure
Surprised I haven't killed myself
>Real Madrid 8 - 0 Malmo
>"Champions" "League"
/brit/ is one shagadelic general baby!
>>51861398
How are you first everytime lad?
>>51862403
'no'
Would you?
>>51862374
Great question
Thanks for asking :)
absolutely howling haha
>>51862406
exfoliate your T zone you gremlin
Would you lads
>>51862406
God I wish Millipede was still around. As much as I love laughing at comrade Corbyn, I just miss laughing at Milliband
A man of the people.
>>51862403
No. I can just tell by the way she looks that she is an insufferable cunt.
hey mr churchill comes over here to say we're doing splendidly but its very cold out here in the snow marching to and from the enemy oh i say its tough i have had enough can you stop the cavalry tbqh lads
>big willy but also phimosis
>The Coalition have destroyed 75 ISIS targets in 31 airstrikes.
>>51862412
If they were socially conservative anti-immigration they wouldn't win elections
I mean they might now, since Corbyn is destroying Labour but they wouldn't have beaten brown and miliband
you lads wont believe this
today I went to a psychiatrist and I was actually prescribed ant-depressants
haha what am I like
I don't think I would
>>51862506
literal madman ahahaha
I really, really don't think I would
>>51862506
I got prescribed anti depressants but I'm scared of taking them.
>>51862504
>If they were socially conservative anti-immigration they wouldn't win elections
But that's what the people of Britain actually want. When they're not being smeared in the media and being called racist bigots, the average Briton is perfectly happy to say how much they want to reduce immigration.
BOMB GONE OFF AT LAMBETH NORTH STATION
>>51862543
why?
>>51862543
they make your nob fall off my mate's sister's brother's mate was on them and that happened to him
err
hmm
>>51862101
>mfw this tripfag has the intellectual capability of a brick and is oblivious to the consequences of what his vacuous political beliefs will have on the UK if Labour are allowed to govern again.
>>51862403
Nope
Don't like fat girls, and I definitely don't like fat girls trying to pretend they're "retro pin-up"
wait,
what was I going to say?
...
....
........
...
...........nope, honestly can't remember right now, I'll post again when I remember though okay?
>>51862558
All the potential side affects.
>>51862559
Memes aside, I already have trouble getting it up. Anti depressants apparently make it difficult
>>51862440
frustrating shithouse teams like that get into the group stages.
there should literally be a unseeded draw (like the FA cup) between all tier one leagues and tier two leagues.
fuck shit house leagues being in there like Hungary or Sweeden
>>51862548
It's to do with perceptions a conservative party with right wing policy would turn people off much like a labour party with left wing policy does
You need a policy package that appeals to a broad spectrum of voters
>>51862406
That's not Dan Jarvis
>Manchester United
>>51862588
>I already have trouble getting it up
how old are you lad?
ED as a young man is pretty sad
I can't stop getting it up and I'm in my 20s
>>51862454
>>51862492
>>51862582
are you sure?
but what about those curves
>>51862455
>>51862482
just look at that face
>>51862510
>>51862540
>>51862563
>>51862449
don't even post that much anymore 2bh
>>51862506
Haha mad cunt what did you tell her? All the mad Shite you get up with the lads has driven you mad depressed after you didn't get to shag that munter in Ibiza? Wahey!
It would be good if the United Kingdom got nuked
>>51862600
to everyone here:
do you really think politics is about opinion polls and ratings or do you think it's about doing the right thing for the people?
do you really think living under a capitalistic system is right for the people? ask yourself them questions, search deep down.
come join me in the left wing tier of politics and become enlightened.
living that failing life
>>51862588
this.
just remembered this funny time in primary school where I picked up a log of poo from the lads toilet and threw it over the fence
>>51862632
Yeah early 20s. I don't know why
Imagine all the soldiers that died for us in WWII looking down on Britain right now. I bet they wonder why they even bothered getting out of bed.
Go on home, British posters, go on home
Have you got no fucking chans of your own?
>>51862646
just look at all that fat
>>51862656
no, you first.
whats a decent paying job that requires no skills?
i havent pooed today
been making bare fart noises all day tho famalam
>>51862646
I mean, yeah, I probably would if she really wanted to fuck. But I don't find her attractive at all really. I will bang just about anything, like to keep the numbers up.
>>51862600
If the conservatives pursued anti immigration policy they probably wouldn't lose any voters and would gain back all the UKIP voters they lost.
You're forgetting that if the CONSERVATIVES followed anti immigration rhetoric they wouldn't be smeared in the media like UKIP were. And you wouldn't get the whole "voting conservative = you're a racist" in the media like you did with UKIP.
Why does Thailad make these autistic webms? Is there something actually wrong with him?
hello
I'm looking for the gentleman who goes by Barbosa
>>51862721
interesting
>>51862718
selling cocaine to tourists in a major city
>>51862686
haha what a little madman hahaha
III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
>>51862718
being a banker
>>51862623
ROOOOOONEEEEYYYYYYY
>>51862661
>come join me in the left wing tier of politics
No thanks I don't want to be arrested for not checking my privilege the required amount of times a day.
Is Cara a D cup or an A cup ?
I don't even know.
>>51862735
You love him really.
>>51862718
suckin ma willy
>>51862701
>>51862722
keep in mind that I most definitely wouldn't
>>51862735
Wat
>>51862759
King of England when?
>>51862784
she looks ugly as fuck there
nice pushed up tits though
Niggers? Nah. Not a fan.
>>51862735
At least he isn't mentally deficient like the twat who tripfags as 190cm Master Race
>>51862661
>do you really think politics is about opinion polls and ratings or do you think it's about doing the right thing for the people?
Opinion polls and ratings tend to show what the majority of people want. Why would you give something like socialism to the people when clearly the majority don't want it?
>do you really think living under a capitalistic system is right for the people?
Its got its flaws but overall capitalism and a free market seem to work. People like it, it helps people, so why remove it? Because some latte sipping uni hipster wants a utopian state of equality and paradise? k sure
Meritocracies>kuckocracies any day for me family
imagine being a non-anglo and posting in /brit/ lmfao
>>51862825
How did you even survive your picture being reposted all the time ?
Cute webm lads
how do i acquire a gf?
>>51862858
feels good not being inbred ngl
>>51862688
low Test and high Est
>>51862784
http://i.imgur.com/dn480LG.jpg
W E W
E
W
>>51862661
I think politics is about winning power and implementing the policies that you believe help the nation
I don't care for fanciful revolutions
>>51862784
she has tiny tits m8
don't you know how push up bras work?
>tfw no big willy to suck on
me irl
The British public are retarded and vote for whatever party the papers tell them to.
If there was actually a party that followed the ideology of the average British person it would be a left leaning, centrist, nationalist party.
>>51862887
Would tickle under the armpits
nearly new years eve lads
>>51862875
be tall, handsome AND rich
>>51862921
his foreskin looks like mine
maybe I'm not alone
>>51862937
wahey just like last year and literally nothing changed
>>51862920
Must be some NASA-tier push-up, I've never seen such a difference.
>>51862883
How do I increase my testosterone?
>>51862937
I'm going to get absolutely mangled with my normie mates
>>51862875
Set a trap
Put cheesecake as bait
Profit
>>51862963
actually for the first time in about 10 years I can ring in the new year and say "this year I actually achieved something"
i'm gonna make it
>>51862937
>surrounded by normie family
>watching large swarms of normies snogging on tv as the clock strikes midnight
just kill me now
>>51862063
Who's this demon?
>>51862959
stretch that foreskin out lad
>>51862963
what a sad, strange little man you are
>>51862975
Start listening to high test kpop
>>51863000
we're proud of you lid
feels bad man
>>51863000
>I actually achieved something
fuck off giga normie
>>51862856
>what the majority of people want. Why would you give something like socialism to the people when clearly the majority don't want it?
>hurrr democracy is flawless
m8 if you want to listen to the fat cunts who watch jeremy kyle in the mornings, collect their dole in the afternoon and shag some for more bennies in the night, you go for it.
>capitalism...People like it, it helps people
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOLZ.
>>51863035
Fuck off, you swine.
>>51861392
>the other 5000 years of human history
except for the most part no one actually cared until the abrahamic religions started taking off
https://youtu.be/QlhgIdZUqO0
Tbh
gonna post some corny american country songs lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpvfmSL6WkM
>>51863082
>>51863111
Post outlaw country
>>51863096
source?
do u guys seriously not go out with people on new years eve??
My New Year's Resolution 2015 was to get a girlfriend
I did
>>51863060
Has he done something to his dick to cause it to be that thick?
>>51862937
>tfw will be on here getting #rekt and having one 'happy new year' message from my mother
Gonna be great lads. I mean heck, 2k16 could be the year I finally find the 'nads to go and kill myself.
>>51863060
Rather a bf with an average willy that can actually fit in my mouth
>>51863132
not your history teacher, go read wikipedia
>>51863082
>m8 if you want to listen to the fat cunts who watch jeremy kyle in the mornings, collect their dole in the afternoon and shag some for more bennies in the night, you go for it.
Why are you speaking ill of socialist policies if you're left wing?
>>51863127
ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh2qTnHdaH0
fucks sake
>>51863111
Close enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvWADo6KPzA
>>51863035
sleep tight porker
>>51862784
I know a girl who wears C cup bras and fits into them fine, but her boobs aren't big at all
Boobs are a mystery
>>51863187
and still no robot gfs
>>51862975
work out, intense exercise rather than just cardio
eat better (less processed food)
stay away from BPA in plastics
stay away from soy products
stop biking
wear looser pants/underwear
ginseng, nettle teas
get lots of zinc in your diet, as well as vitamin D
getting outside and in the some more in general
set a proper sleep schedule and don't be overtired
stop drinking beer because Hops is estrogenic
stick to liquor and wine but don't drink too much
lose fat
eliminate sugar from your diet
eat fatty foods
reduce stress
get lots of protein, like whey protein
